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2020-05-31 7:32:36 PM  
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2020-05-31 7:44:26 PM  
Wait... does he think he was elected President of the USA Network?
 
2020-05-31 7:45:40 PM  
If he loses in November I think we're going to see what happened if Hitler had twitter in his bunker during the last days of WW2.
 
2020-05-31 7:46:11 PM  
If only we had a national leader responsible for such things.
 
2020-05-31 7:47:29 PM  
Law and order, as in not violating the Emoluments Clause? Not unlawfully extorting foreign countries and Democratic governors with Federal money you have no legal control over?
 
2020-05-31 7:48:09 PM  

pueblonative: If he loses in November I think we're going to see what happened if Hitler had twitter in his bunker during the last days of WW2.


I was hoping he'd do it tonight as the protesters breach the people's house.
 
2020-05-31 7:50:58 PM  
DONK DONK MOAR YOU FAT ORANGE BIATCH
 
2020-05-31 7:52:29 PM  
Fireside chat time dumbass. Any other president in modern times would be on the air asking for calm and level heads and coming together as Americans.

But you're  incapable of empathy, compassion or understanding.
 
2020-05-31 7:53:09 PM  
MATLOCK!
 
2020-05-31 7:53:30 PM  
Just last week he supported those who were breaking the law in protest because the government told people to stay home.
 
2020-05-31 7:54:40 PM  
Bozo the Clown
 
2020-05-31 7:56:13 PM  
MATLOCK!
 
2020-05-31 7:56:15 PM  

revrendjim: Just last week he supported those who were breaking the law in protest because the government told people to stay home.


Wonder what the difference was.
 
2020-05-31 7:56:21 PM  
I dunno. Xfinity has a phone app remote; maybe it has voice remote capabilities?
 
2020-05-31 7:56:33 PM  

cretinbob: MATLOCK!


Dammit!

/great minds
 
2020-05-31 8:13:21 PM  

cretinbob: MATLOCK!


NO! YOU GOT TO WATCH ANTIQUE ROADSHOW! I AM NOT MISSING ANOTHER COLUMBO!

NURSE!!!!1!
 
2020-05-31 8:26:01 PM  
McCloud?
 
2020-05-31 8:27:58 PM  
St. Elsewhere!
 
2020-05-31 8:30:22 PM  
F*ckwit
 
2020-05-31 8:36:07 PM  
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On the street, they be callin' it Trump-phonics.  It's a mess.  Fat men start shooting arrows into crowds, shoving UV lights up they ass, talking 'bout revolution and bangin' they daughters and rubbin' their junk down with clorox and gold flakes they bought on the Internet from another white dude who says he has all the answers.  Spoiler alert:  He don't.  Crazy ass world out there.
 
2020-05-31 8:42:16 PM  

Jake Havechek: McCloud?


McMillan and Wife.

/Susan St. James (linked because that top she's wearing is kinda sheer)
//Rawr
///TIL she's still alive
 
2020-05-31 8:43:24 PM  
GORILLA CHANNEL
 
2020-05-31 8:45:00 PM  

Unobtanium: Jake Havechek: McCloud?

McMillan and Wife.

/Susan St. James (linked because that top she's wearing is kinda sheer)
//Rawr
///TIL she's still alive


And that top was totally wasted on him.
 
2020-05-31 8:48:05 PM  

Unobtanium: Jake Havechek: McCloud?

McMillan and Wife.

/Susan St. James (linked because that top she's wearing is kinda sheer)
//Rawr
///TIL she's still alive


Holy smoke, it is kinda sheer. I bet that it was more like "McMillan and Wife...and Friends".

/McMillan liked to hide in the closet...usually dressed as Superman.
 
2020-05-31 9:47:14 PM  

Nadie_AZ: cretinbob: MATLOCK!

Dammit!

/great minds


You are now purple 3.
When I was young we went to Phoenix and all around Arizona and the Southwest. I loved the desert.
 
2020-05-31 9:48:36 PM  

wademh: Bozo the Clown


That's an insult to clowns.
 
2020-05-31 9:48:38 PM  
Black Flag - TV Party
Youtube a6otjCKg594
 
2020-05-31 10:06:50 PM  
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2020-05-31 10:14:25 PM  

pueblonative: If he loses in November I think we're going to see what happened if Hitler had twitter in his bunker during the last days of WW2.


Speaking of bunkers, they just broke into network programming to say that because of the protesters, they've put Trump in the White House bunker.

*laughs like a loon*
 
2020-05-31 10:16:56 PM  

lindalouwho: pueblonative: If he loses in November I think we're going to see what happened if Hitler had twitter in his bunker during the last days of WW2.

Speaking of bunkers, they just broke into network programming to say that because of the protesters, they've put Trump in the White House bunker.

*laughs like a loon*


Now if they'd just weld the door shut...
 
2020-05-31 10:18:44 PM  

lindalouwho: pueblonative: If he loses in November I think we're going to see what happened if Hitler had twitter in his bunker during the last days of WW2.

Speaking of bunkers, they just broke into network programming to say that because of the protesters, they've put Trump in the White House bunker.

*laughs like a loon*


People on Twitter are trying to get #Bunkerbiatch trending. Joe Biden's out on the street, talking to protesters, and Donnie Dotard is hiding like a little pussy. Ell oh ell.
 
2020-05-31 10:36:26 PM  
Law and order are a product of justice.
 
2020-05-31 10:37:30 PM  
TWO THINGS TRUMP KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT
 
2020-05-31 10:38:10 PM  
*DUN DUN*
 
2020-05-31 10:39:46 PM  
What a coincidence, the Law & Order episode airing now is 1998's DWB, wherein NYC cops murder a black man in cold blood...

IMBD
 
2020-05-31 10:39:47 PM  

Nadie_AZ: cretinbob: MATLOCK!

Dammit!

/great minds


MATLOCK!

/who cares at this point
 
2020-05-31 10:39:56 PM  
Law and Order
Youtube LD8Y0F9BZ8A
 
2020-05-31 10:40:32 PM  

pueblonative: If he loses in November I think we're going to see what happened if Hitler had twitter in his bunker during the last days of WW2.


Downfall: President Trump
Youtube 4ORe6TmRjOQ
 
2020-05-31 10:41:35 PM  

Wireless Joe: *DUN DUN*


beat me to it
 
2020-05-31 10:41:44 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: lindalouwho: pueblonative: If he loses in November I think we're going to see what happened if Hitler had twitter in his bunker during the last days of WW2.

Speaking of bunkers, they just broke into network programming to say that because of the protesters, they've put Trump in the White House bunker.

*laughs like a loon*

Now if they'd just weld the door shut...


I think he should look back on history for suggestions for actions for fascist leaders trapped in their bunkers.
 
2020-05-31 10:43:06 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

Archie Bunker!
 
2020-05-31 10:43:17 PM  
Dumb Dumb
 
2020-05-31 10:43:27 PM  

pueblonative: If he loses in November I think we're going to see what happened if Hitler had twitter in his bunker during the last days of WW2.


You called? lol

https://thehill.com/homenews/administ​r​ation/500394-trump-taken-to-undergroun​d-bunker-during-white-house-protests-r​eports
 
2020-05-31 10:45:06 PM  

saturn badger: pueblonative: If he loses in November I think we're going to see what happened if Hitler had twitter in his bunker during the last days of WW2.

You called? lol

https://thehill.com/homenews/administr​ation/500394-trump-taken-to-undergroun​d-bunker-during-white-house-protests-r​eports


They couldn't keep him locked in there for an indefinite length of time?
 
2020-05-31 10:45:35 PM  

Diamond Joe Biden: St. Elsewhere!


FFS someone hurry up and shake the hell out of the damned snow globe so we can start over.
 
2020-05-31 10:45:40 PM  
ROCKFORD FILES!

CHIPS!

THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW!
 
2020-05-31 10:45:49 PM  
When the POTUS does not follow the rule of law and order why should anyone else?
 
2020-05-31 10:46:28 PM  
The bar is so low for Trump that if he just did nothing and kept his mouth shut he would probably be praised for having a level head. But he can't even manage that.
 
2020-05-31 10:47:03 PM  
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2020-05-31 10:47:39 PM  

eyeq360: saturn badger: pueblonative: If he loses in November I think we're going to see what happened if Hitler had twitter in his bunker during the last days of WW2.

You called? lol

https://thehill.com/homenews/administr​ation/500394-trump-taken-to-undergroun​d-bunker-during-white-house-protests-r​eports

They couldn't keep him locked in there for an indefinite length of time?


Nobody tell him it's over!

(presuming it ever ends)
 
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