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2020-05-31 7:24:51 PM  
Anyone else find it really creepy that any father thinks his daughter's virginity belongs to them?
 
2020-05-31 7:26:11 PM  
No
 
2020-05-31 7:29:00 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: No


Really hope you are replying to stubby and not my post otherwise you should probably go sit over there and wait for social services to get in touch.
 
2020-05-31 7:31:49 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: No


Donnie, is that you?
 
2020-05-31 7:41:36 PM  
Sounds like another deeply devote Christian regretting he didn't get to take his own daughters virginity.

Religion is mental disorder.
 
2020-05-31 7:45:56 PM  
This is how most right wingers think of their female children. They are property and so is their vagina.
 
2020-05-31 7:45:59 PM  
That's farking disgusting. My parents raised my sister and me in a fairly religious (Catholic) home, but our father didn't worship our hymens. We got the whole, "I would prefer you remain chaste until marriage, but since you probably won't because you have your own lives to live, be smart about it" speech. Men like this are one step removed from being child molesters, IMO.

Jesus tapdancing Christ on a cracker.
 
2020-05-31 7:46:18 PM  
However, I will tell you that my wrath against you is so great that to kill you by prolonged and extreme torture followed by the thorough desecration and destruction of your corpse would not be enough to extinguish my anger.

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2020-05-31 7:47:52 PM  

eurotrader: Anyone else find it really creepy that any father thinks his daughter's virginity belongs to them?


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If your daughter's virginity is your treasure, you are one sick fark.
 
2020-05-31 7:47:54 PM  
I'd go straight for the restraining order.
 
2020-05-31 7:53:56 PM  
Specifically I demand divine restitution that will age you and rejuvenate me 49 years. Therefore, if from this date you discover that you have aged significantly or are aging rapidly, know that it is not a medical condition. It is the judgement of God. You have chosen the wrong Grail.

/ftfy
 
2020-05-31 7:56:45 PM  
I'll repeat what I said on a redlit thread:

This is this man's Festivus Post.

He feels as abandoned as Job. I imagine his daughter cut his ass out of her life years ago and has probably gone as far as a restraining order. He wants redress from someone.

I would consult a lawyer.
 
2020-05-31 7:58:06 PM  
1. Ew
2. It's all about keeping the commodity in marketable condition
3. Who else thinks that dudes who obsess over being a woman's first n' only are mostly terrified that they themselves are washouts in bed (or worse yet, might have to put in some actual effort)?
 
2020-05-31 8:00:39 PM  

eurotrader: Anyone else find it really creepy that any father thinks his daughter's virginity belongs to them?


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2020-05-31 8:03:47 PM  
I really don't need anymore disturbing things in my life.
 
2020-05-31 8:13:26 PM  
My daughter decide who to "give" her virginity to. It was her decision. Sex is normal.
 
2020-05-31 8:13:50 PM  
Hippity Hoppity, my daughter's my property
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2020-05-31 8:16:28 PM  
Christ, what an asshole
 
2020-05-31 8:17:37 PM  
Holy crap. I can't imagine the mindset it would take for me to think that I was the "owner" of my daughter's sex life. She's 17. I just want her to be smart about it.
 
2020-05-31 8:25:15 PM  

Unobtanium: Holy crap. I can't imagine the mindset it would take for me to think that I was the "owner" of my daughter's sex life. She's 17. I just want her to be smart about it.


Just smart and honestly medically informed and no reason ever to discuss the matter with her father. Sure it occurs but as a father it is not something I want to think about or be told about.
Plus IMHO it is better with a person that has clue on what they like and can do.
 
2020-05-31 8:25:27 PM  

Coco LaFemme: That's farking disgusting. My parents raised my sister and me in a fairly religious (Catholic) home, but our father didn't worship our hymens. We got the whole, "I would prefer you remain chaste until marriage, but since you probably won't because you have your own lives to live, be smart about it" speech. Men like this are one step removed from being child molesters, IMO.

Jesus tapdancing Christ on a cracker.


I was raised in a Catholic family, but when my sisters had their periods my mom put them on birth control. My mom had sisters who...weren't on birth control.
 
2020-05-31 8:25:44 PM  
My only take-away is that dude is seriously pissed that the other guy got to fark his daughter and he didn't.

/49 years servitude as restitution?   lolololololol
 
2020-05-31 8:31:04 PM  

Unobtanium: Holy crap. I can't imagine the mindset it would take for me to think that I was the "owner" of my daughter's sex life. She's 17. I just want her to be smart about it.


Just an add on. You do want grandkids don't you? It will be reasonable for me to have grandkids in a few years and looking forward to it. All the fun without all the nonsense
 
2020-05-31 8:36:02 PM  
Takes two to tango, buddy boy.
 
2020-05-31 8:40:00 PM  
I see men protesting at Huntsville's women's center who I suspect are like this father. They bring their whole family with them sometimes. While I see their kids, apparently homeschooled and isolated by their parents into some bizarre Christian cult, my heart aches for them. One of my fellow escorts grew up in such a cult. She's cool to hang out with as she's recovered and a great person overall.
 
2020-05-31 8:50:24 PM  
Dude, whatever you do, DO NOT RESPOND.
 
2020-05-31 9:02:02 PM  

This About That: Dude, whatever you do, DO NOT RESPOND.


A whole lot of this.  The guy is hinting at violence and obsessing about his daughter's vajajay...7 years after she decided to take a ride on the cock express.  Not only don't respond, get the restraining order for your whole family.
 
2020-05-31 9:20:48 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: This About That: Dude, whatever you do, DO NOT RESPOND.

A whole lot of this.  The guy is hinting at violence and obsessing about his daughter's vajajay...7 years after she decided to take a ride on the cock express.  Not only don't respond, get the restraining order for your whole family.


Nope, I would trolling the crap out of the guy. Maybe send him a detailed letter explaining in graphic detail how awesome the sex was with his daughter.

a. It might satisfy the creepy old farkers infatuation with his daughters first time and leave him alone.
b. Maybe he will get lucky and the jerk will stroke out.

I would be rooting for b.
 
2020-05-31 9:27:05 PM  

Billy Liar: Takes two or more to tango, buddy boy.


ftfy
 
2020-05-31 9:27:53 PM  

eurotrader: Unobtanium: Holy crap. I can't imagine the mindset it would take for me to think that I was the "owner" of my daughter's sex life. She's 17. I just want her to be smart about it.

Just smart and honestly medically informed and no reason ever to discuss the matter with her father. Sure it occurs but as a father it is not something I want to think about or be told about.


No kidding.  Freshman year in college my daughter's roommate in the dorms moved out & was never replaced.  A month or two later her boyfriend essentially moved in.  I didn't want to 'know' (there's a funny CSB Sunday floating around about when I actually met him but no time tonight to track it down...sorry), but really, was there any doubt?

/was kinda jealous actually, a dorm room all to oneself? I would have been doing the same thing I assumed she was
//her being the genetic result of MrsRT & I after all. I know we were farking like rabbits every chance at around that age
 
2020-05-31 9:42:31 PM  
Alright, ya got me. I'll confess: I have slept with not one virgin...but two! The first one was when I was a teen. She was too. It was awkward, fun & over about as fast as you imagine it was. Sadly, that was our only time getting together as some neighbor ratted her out for having a boy over while babysitting & her dad wouldn't let her out of his sight until she left for college.

The 2nd one was my late gf (would be "late wife" but she has some thing about not wanting to be a burden after she got diagnosed with cancer. Plus, getting married would have messed with her insurance, so...) Anyhow, I was 25, she was 24. "24?", I hear some of you saying to yourself, "WTF? Why so late?" Honestly, part of it was due to growing up in Japan (she was Japanese-American) and the other part was she wanted to be like her mom & pick who she wanted to spend the rest of her life with, not have it picked for her (like her mom's family tried to do). So after 4+ months of dating, she said "it was time", so to speak. I asked a few times if she was sure & why me? 1) Because she loved me, 2) I loved her & 3) no one else had made it past two months, much less four, so "patience is a virtue" it seems. Annnd it also went like you would think it did: slow, lots of stopping, waiting, startSTOP, etc. But finally we managed it. Second time went a bit better & the third time was much much better for both of us. She would have been 50 this month & 13+ years later, I still miss her every day.

Oh wait, what was this thread about again? Oh, that's right! Some dad still pissed his daughter slept with a boy she liked & not him, like in the Literotica stories I am sure the father angrily spanks off to while crying about missing his chance. Rather than troll the Dad, I would look into getting a restraining order as someone still biatching about this years after the fact is liable to do something worse. Best to put some court orders between the guy and Daddy Dearest.  I bet the father favorite wrestler is Dolph Ziggler Why? Because he's always crying:

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2020-05-31 9:44:50 PM  

Cafe Threads: Billy Liar: Takes two or more to tango, buddy boy.

ftfy


Ain't nothing wrong with a little Billy Idol now and then or several times a day.

Billy Idol - Dancing With Myself (Official Music Video)
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2020-05-31 9:48:07 PM  

This About That: Dude, whatever you do, DO NOT RESPOND.


Oh I wouldn't be able to help myself.
 
2020-05-31 10:06:48 PM  

eurotrader: Anyone else find it really creepy that any father thinks his daughter's virginity belongs to them?


Yes.
 
2020-05-31 10:09:41 PM  
And where is her mother?
 
2020-05-31 10:11:44 PM  
Shut up, nerd.
 
2020-05-31 10:13:33 PM  
Did she at least keep the box it came in?
 
2020-05-31 10:13:47 PM  

eurotrader: Anyone else find it really creepy that any father thinks his daughter's virginity belongs to them?


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Yes, it is creepy as fark.
 
2020-05-31 10:13:48 PM  
It was more of a stick up than a robbery.
 
2020-05-31 10:14:31 PM  
So stealing her heart is still OK?
 
2020-05-31 10:15:09 PM  

eurotrader: Anyone else find it really creepy that any father thinks his daughter's virginity belongs to them?


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2020-05-31 10:15:25 PM  

isamudyson: Alright, ya got me. I'll confess: I have slept with not one virgin...but two! The first one was when I was a teen. She was too. It was awkward, fun & over about as fast as you imagine it was. Sadly, that was our only time getting together as some neighbor ratted her out for having a boy over while babysitting & her dad wouldn't let her out of his sight until she left for college.

The 2nd one was my late gf (would be "late wife" but she has some thing about not wanting to be a burden after she got diagnosed with cancer. Plus, getting married would have messed with her insurance, so...) Anyhow, I was 25, she was 24. "24?", I hear some of you saying to yourself, "WTF? Why so late?" Honestly, part of it was due to growing up in Japan (she was Japanese-American) and the other part was she wanted to be like her mom & pick who she wanted to spend the rest of her life with, not have it picked for her (like her mom's family tried to do). So after 4+ months of dating, she said "it was time", so to speak. I asked a few times if she was sure & why me? 1) Because she loved me, 2) I loved her & 3) no one else had made it past two months, much less four, so "patience is a virtue" it seems. Annnd it also went like you would think it did: slow, lots of stopping, waiting, startSTOP, etc. But finally we managed it. Second time went a bit better & the third time was much much better for both of us. She would have been 50 this month & 13+ years later, I still miss her every day.

Oh wait, what was this thread about again? Oh, that's right! Some dad still pissed his daughter slept with a boy she liked & not him, like in the Literotica stories I am sure the father angrily spanks off to while crying about missing his chance. Rather than troll the Dad, I would look into getting a restraining order as someone still biatching about this years after the fact is liable to do something worse. Best to put some court orders between the guy and Daddy Dearest.  I bet the father favorite wrestler is Dolph Ziggler Why? Because he's always crying:

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I had sex with my girlfriend in high school.  She was a virgin. I was not, but it was the thing you recall.   Kind of awkward.  A thing to get past.

Then I had sex with a virgin when I was 22. She was 21. She "chose" me.  I was kind of freaked out by that, but she was hot so.... did it.  I really liked her but that was it. She moved on immediately.  Never got what that was all about.
 
2020-05-31 10:15:29 PM  
Yeah..
BUT
did he eat ass??
 
2020-05-31 10:15:40 PM  

duppy: 1. Ew
2. It's all about keeping the commodity in marketable condition
3. Who else thinks that dudes who obsess over being a woman's first n' only are mostly terrified that they themselves are washouts in bed (or worse yet, might have to put in some actual effort)?


Hell, I've stuck to the credo that I never want to be any woman's first or last.
 
2020-05-31 10:16:35 PM  

kbronsito: eurotrader: Anyone else find it really creepy that any father thinks his daughter's virginity belongs to them?

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Yes, it is creepy as fark.


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2020-05-31 10:16:36 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Hippity Hoppity, my daughter's my property
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Talk about creepy
 
2020-05-31 10:16:53 PM  

eurotrader: Anyone else find it really creepy that any father thinks his daughter's virginity belongs to them?


No, you are not alone in that feeling.

The real problem is the ones who think their kwife and daughters belong to them, which is to common in the "Christian" community, until they marry and become rhe husbands property.
 
2020-05-31 10:17:30 PM  

Shostie: However, I will tell you that my wrath against you is so great that to kill you by prolonged and extreme torture followed by the thorough desecration and destruction of your corpse would not be enough to extinguish my anger.

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biatch, betta have my bride price!
 
2020-05-31 10:17:42 PM  

Recoil Therapy: /was kinda jealous actually, a dorm room all to oneself? I would have been doing the same thing I assumed she was


I had a dorm room to myself for two semesters (one roommate kicked out one year and one roommate voluntarily moved out the following year), and then had three semesters in single-occupant dorm rooms after that.  I just wished I had a significant other to share it with, like I heard people do elsewhere.  Instead, it was the start of many years of living by myself that hasn't ended yet.
 
2020-05-31 10:18:08 PM  
As a former teenage boy, I can tell you one thing - it's the Catholic girls that want to have the most fun.

She'll be screaming 'daddy' and not for you, old man.
 
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