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(The Hill)   America to POTUS: "STFU DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT"   (thehill.com) divider line
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2020-05-31 7:42:56 PM  
If Trump can't stay silent

I'm gonna have to stop you there.  Flapping his gums and stoking division is ALL he does.  That's like his thing.
 
2020-05-31 7:53:29 PM  

fusillade762: If Trump can't stay silent

I'm gonna have to stop you there.  Flapping his gums and stoking division is ALL he does.  That's like his thing.


Maybe it's a thinly veiled call for his assassination?
 
2020-05-31 7:57:53 PM  
We've been wondering in the Politics tab just what it will take for the People to rise up against Trump and his cronies, and the Senator and Representatives who enable him. Everybody is in favor of a loud protest movement against the corruption but don't know how to get it started.

Maybe this is how it begins.
 
2020-05-31 7:59:25 PM  
I've seen his tweets. He's stoking the fire. He loves this shiat. fark him.
 
2020-05-31 8:08:42 PM  
I'm calling it now.

Trump does not get the Republican nomination this year.
 
2020-05-31 8:09:40 PM  
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2020-05-31 8:15:17 PM  

PainInTheASP: I'm calling it now.

Trump does not get the Republican nomination this year.


He'll get it. They're committed, now. The only way out is forward and hope they don't get farked too badly.
 
2020-05-31 8:18:18 PM  

PainInTheASP: I'm calling it now.

Trump does not get the Republican nomination this year.


Well nobody can ever accuse you of being scared off by long odds
 
2020-05-31 8:18:47 PM  
I wish that worthless POS would just covid out

/ASAP
 
2020-05-31 8:25:04 PM  

qorkfiend: PainInTheASP: I'm calling it now.

Trump does not get the Republican nomination this year.

He'll get it. They're committed, now. The only way out is forward and hope they don't get farked too badly.


I dunno.  I can see them yanking the rug out from under him at the last minute.  They just have to appear to be all in together until it's too late for the primary threat to have any teeth.

I can also see RMoney agreeing to serve as a sacrificial candidate--they have no real chance of winning, not with all the shady shiat they've done.  But if they can appear to have had a "come to Jesus" moment and at least "tried" to cast off the poisoned fruit they have a real chance of actually repairing their image in the eyes of moderate republicans. And for RMoney (who has no need for any), this does nothing but build up his image as an iconoclast, even though he is totally old money.

Think about this as fighting for 2024, and not 2020.
 
2020-05-31 8:30:51 PM  
Donnie is, as we speak, pouring as much kerosene over this thing as possible, and his aides and those closest to him are watching and waiting until they can slip that martial law decree that the MAGAs are going to take as their Blessed Event of Freeeeeedom!
 
2020-05-31 8:37:17 PM  

PainInTheASP: I dunno.  I can see them yanking the rug out from under him at the last minute.  They just have to appear to be all in together until it's too late for the primary threat to have any teeth.


They're afraid of his rabid followers.  If they 'betray' Trump, they'll anger that crowd.

What happens after that will depend on how much of the money goes with them -- if they have backers, they'll become the America 1st Party and the moderates will have to either lose them or appease them; if they don't have money they'll become terrorists to make up for their perceived loss of a voice.

Better to let the Democrats win and let them deal with the unhinged wackos
 
2020-05-31 8:37:51 PM  

PainInTheASP: I'm calling it now.

Trump does not get the Republican nomination this year.


Holy crap I wish I had your optimism.
 
2020-05-31 8:40:32 PM  

derpes_simplex: PainInTheASP: I'm calling it now.

Trump does not get the Republican nomination this year.

Well nobody can ever accuse you of being scared off by long odds


I only gamble when I can afford to lose. And now is not the time...

Er, wait. No, I meant...

Now is not the time to gamble with...

With...

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!
 
2020-05-31 8:47:59 PM  
Rhetoric is all Trump has got. It's all he's ever had. Twitter should bill him for saving him the cost of another fullpage NYTimes op-ed...

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2020-05-31 8:48:55 PM  

PainInTheASP: I dunno.  I can see them yanking the rug out from under him at the last minute.  They just have to appear to be all in together until it's too late for the primary threat to have any teeth.


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2020-05-31 8:52:04 PM  

iron de havilland: PainInTheASP: I dunno.  I can see them yanking the rug out from under him at the last minute.  They just have to appear to be all in together until it's too late for the primary threat to have any teeth.

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I regret that I have only one twofer to give you for that post.

/BUT IT COULD HAPPEN, YO.
 
2020-05-31 9:08:03 PM  

abb3w: fusillade762: If Trump can't stay silent

I'm gonna have to stop you there.  Flapping his gums and stoking division is ALL he does.  That's like his thing.

Maybe it's a thinly veiled call for his assassination?


We're already about 95% of the way to completely reliving 1968. That's the last farking thing we need. You think things are bad right now? Throw in millions of MAGAts taking to the streets, armed to the teeth, killing anything in their way that moves. This country barely survived it once. We won't get lucky again.
 
2020-05-31 9:08:34 PM  

PainInTheASP: I'm calling it now. Trump does not get the Republican nomination this year.


The best thing that can happen for the Republicans is if Trump were martyred.
 
2020-05-31 9:24:26 PM  
"What's that? Ramp it up you say?"
 
2020-05-31 9:49:48 PM  

Coco LaFemme: abb3w: fusillade762: If Trump can't stay silent

I'm gonna have to stop you there.  Flapping his gums and stoking division is ALL he does.  That's like his thing.

Maybe it's a thinly veiled call for his assassination?

We're already about 95% of the way to completely reliving 1968. That's the last farking thing we need. You think things are bad right now? Throw in millions of MAGAts taking to the streets, armed to the teeth, killing anything in their way that moves. This country barely survived it once. We won't get lucky again.


We're living through 1968, 1918 and 1930 all at once.
 
2020-05-31 10:14:47 PM  

fusillade762: Coco LaFemme: abb3w: fusillade762: If Trump can't stay silent

I'm gonna have to stop you there.  Flapping his gums and stoking division is ALL he does.  That's like his thing.

Maybe it's a thinly veiled call for his assassination?

We're already about 95% of the way to completely reliving 1968. That's the last farking thing we need. You think things are bad right now? Throw in millions of MAGAts taking to the streets, armed to the teeth, killing anything in their way that moves. This country barely survived it once. We won't get lucky again.

We're living through 1968, 1918 and 1930 all at once.


It wasn't difficult enough trying to hold a presidential election during mass riots and protests, all centered around racial and social inequality, we also have to throw in a healthy sprinkling of a global pandemic and crippling unemployment.

Good times, good times. If we have a republic by the end of the year, it'll be a farking miracle.
 
2020-05-31 10:22:22 PM  
Just farking fly to Russia with your family and leave us alone. You can live out your days knowing you won't face any prosecution in this country. Just leave. You can't lead. You're an impotent leader. Go away.
 
2020-05-31 10:22:53 PM  
He's appealing to his base to start a race war.
 
2020-05-31 10:25:06 PM  

qorkfiend: PainInTheASP: I'm calling it now.

Trump does not get the Republican nomination this year.

He'll get it. They're committed, now. The only way out is forward and hope they don't get farked too badly.


Yep.  After all - America is almost at war, and you don't change horses midstream.

/golden or not
 
2020-05-31 10:25:43 PM  
The China virus is not the issue, Donnie.
 
2020-05-31 10:25:55 PM  
Stop with the empty "urging."

Beat his ass like the morbidly obese man child that he is.

And call off Christmas
 
2020-05-31 10:26:28 PM  
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2020-05-31 10:27:00 PM  

Minus1Kelvin: Just farking fly to Russia with your family and leave us alone. You can live out your days knowing you won't face any prosecution in this country. Just leave. You can't lead. You're an impotent leader. Go away.


He still owes a lot of money to some dangerous people in Russia.
 
2020-05-31 10:28:00 PM  
We Canucks can offer some discreet advice in how to set fire to the WH in case anyone is interested.
 
2020-05-31 10:29:32 PM  

bobobolinskii: We Canucks can offer some discreet advice in how to set fire to the WH in case anyone is interested.


We're listening...
 
2020-05-31 10:31:34 PM  

Coco LaFemme: abb3w: fusillade762: If Trump can't stay silent

I'm gonna have to stop you there.  Flapping his gums and stoking division is ALL he does.  That's like his thing.

Maybe it's a thinly veiled call for his assassination?

We're already about 95% of the way to completely reliving 1968. That's the last farking thing we need. You think things are bad right now? Throw in millions of MAGAts taking to the streets, armed to the teeth, killing anything in their way that moves. This country barely survived it once. We won't get lucky again.


Stay tuned for the upcoming episode where right-wingers assassinate political figures on the left.

It's coming...
 
2020-05-31 10:31:37 PM  

bobobolinskii: We Canucks can offer some discreet advice in how to set fire to the WH in case anyone is interested.


Nude Mounties, maple syrup and poutine grenades?
 
2020-05-31 10:32:03 PM  
Its 2020. Why arent house/senate democrats tweeting against Trump?
 
2020-05-31 10:32:16 PM  

Coco LaFemme: abb3w: fusillade762: If Trump can't stay silent

I'm gonna have to stop you there.  Flapping his gums and stoking division is ALL he does.  That's like his thing.

Maybe it's a thinly veiled call for his assassination?

We're already about 95% of the way to completely reliving 1968. That's the last farking thing we need. You think things are bad right now? Throw in millions of MAGAts taking to the streets, armed to the teeth, killing anything in their way that moves. This country barely survived it once. We won't get lucky again.


I count JFK and Lincoln. so twice.
And the odds are not in our favour.
 
2020-05-31 10:32:47 PM  

Iowan73: bobobolinskii: We Canucks can offer some discreet advice in how to set fire to the WH in case anyone is interested.

We're listening...


It starts with some red coats and some bayonets...

The rest is kind of hazy but there were some chocolates involved...
 
2020-05-31 10:36:00 PM  

bobobolinskii: We Canucks can offer some discreet advice in how to set fire to the WH in case anyone is interested.


Oh, a lot of us know how. But.... it is the wrong thing to do. I say this as a retired expert in such matters.
Think of the artwork alone, and the furniture. How are we going to find the damn treasure hoard if the Resolute Desk is reduced to ash ?
 
2020-05-31 10:36:00 PM  
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2020-05-31 10:36:08 PM  

Iowan73: bobobolinskii: We Canucks can offer some discreet advice in how to set fire to the WH in case anyone is interested.

We're listening...


Incindiaries, and some accellerents.
 
2020-05-31 10:37:07 PM  

Coco LaFemme: abb3w: fusillade762: If Trump can't stay silent

I'm gonna have to stop you there.  Flapping his gums and stoking division is ALL he does.  That's like his thing.

Maybe it's a thinly veiled call for his assassination?

We're already about 95% of the way to completely reliving 1968. That's the last farking thing we need. You think things are bad right now? Throw in millions of MAGAts taking to the streets, armed to the teeth, killing anything in their way that moves. This country barely survived it once. We won't get lucky again.


I wouldn't say millions a fat guy on scooter doesn't count as 3, but deep down you know they would use Twitter as their weapon anyways.
 
2020-05-31 10:39:44 PM  

fusillade762: We're living through 1968, 1918 and 1930 all at once.


Is this what he meant by great? Pandemic, economic depression, and civil unrest? What's next, 1941? Or, G-d forbid, 2001?

I want off this ride.
 
2020-05-31 10:40:23 PM  

stoli n coke: Minus1Kelvin: Just farking fly to Russia with your family and leave us alone. You can live out your days knowing you won't face any prosecution in this country. Just leave. You can't lead. You're an impotent leader. Go away.

He still owes a lot of money to some dangerous people in Russia.


They don't care at this point.  They could give two shiats. Oligarchs and the Russian Gov are one in the same. This is the endgame they want and paying trump his 30 pieces of Silver(rubles) got them what they needed.

Russia won't take him. Because there is no benefit to have them there.  It is not like he is a brilliant strategist but just a garden variety dumb ass.

Plus Trump and kin could never survive living in a country not America where they would not be treated like white trash royalty.

Trump would show his ass to some Oligarch and he would be knifed in an alley.

Ivanka might be able to peddle her ass to a Saudi prince.
 
2020-05-31 10:40:35 PM  
Chariset:

They're afraid of his rabid followers.  If they 'betray' Trump, they'll anger that crowd.


If Fox News is on board, they could probably manufacture consent.
 
2020-05-31 10:42:49 PM  

lolmao500: Its 2020. Why arent house/senate democrats tweeting against Trump?


What alternative timeline are from Traveler?
 
2020-05-31 10:42:56 PM  

lolmao500: Its 2020. Why arent house/senate democrats tweeting against Trump?


They don't want to feed the Reich Wing's persecution complex.
 
2020-05-31 10:48:17 PM  
I agree, but don't try and misdirect this all onto Trump when y'all are the ones putting your cities under curfew.
 
2020-05-31 10:51:42 PM  

MattytheMouse: I agree, but don't try and misdirect this all onto Trump when y'all are the ones putting your cities under curfew.


Huh. Well, I think that is the last I shall hear from you. I do not think anybody was , but you keep on being you, I guess.

/tired of fools "dressed as alies "
 
2020-05-31 10:51:52 PM  
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2020-05-31 10:51:54 PM  
As someone else said, he may still legally be the president, but he has lost all authority of the office. Absolutely no one in a level of government in a major city will abide by his words.

It was bad for GWB back in 06-08, but at least there was some iota of respect for his presence and stature.
 
2020-05-31 10:52:00 PM  
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