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(StudyFinds)   Scientists find Skinny Gene. Fat Tony and Johnny Roastbeef would like to have a word   (studyfinds.org) divider line
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2020-05-31 7:29:40 PM  
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2020-05-31 7:32:16 PM  
I think Masseth, Gene might have something to say.
 
2020-05-31 7:36:17 PM  
I surely have it. I could eat, drink, whatever; always skinny. Unfortunately, that gene switched off about age 45 right when the hair and muscle genes switched off as well.

Now I'm right in the middle of average for BMI stuff.
 
2020-05-31 8:18:55 PM  
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2020-05-31 8:26:36 PM  
ALK inhibition it is then. Bring it on. How long till I can get some...? *taps foot and looks at watch impatiently*
 
2020-05-31 8:30:59 PM  

Nidiot: ALK inhibition it is then. Bring it on. How long till I can get some...? *taps foot and looks at watch impatiently*


I am so with you, may even cut ahead in line. I love ice cream way too much!
 
2020-05-31 8:58:53 PM  
Damn krauts.
 
2020-05-31 9:18:12 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Damn krauts.


You can have all the kraut, lay off the sassage.
 
2020-05-31 10:07:46 PM  

Sub Human: Dr Jack Badofsky: Damn krauts.

You can have all the kraut, lay off the sassage.


Hey, hey, buddy!  I'm not judging!   Have all the sassage you want!
 
2020-05-31 10:24:23 PM  

edmo: I surely have it. I could eat, drink, whatever; always skinny. Unfortunately, that gene switched off about age 45 right when the hair and muscle genes switched off as well.

Now I'm right in the middle of average for BMI stuff.


A whole lot of this.  Pre mid forties I could eat junk food and drink beer in vast quantities and still maintain abs.  I'm early fifties now and have got a bit of body fat, smoother but still some definition though I have had to cut back on the fatty foods and excessive booze.  And that sucks.
 
2020-05-31 11:46:06 PM  
Count calories, when you get to 1500, STOP EATING. For that day.

You'll lose weight.

It's not easy, but it works for me.
 
2020-05-31 11:54:17 PM  
Skinny genes never fit me :(
 
2020-06-01 12:04:50 AM  
Wait until they find H. Andy Jobs.
 
2020-06-02 3:35:14 AM  
Not being conditioned by your parents to eat everything in your plate sure helps.
 
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