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(South Florida News-Press)   Alligators pound front door of Fort Myers home, suggesting that the homeowner should consider giving each gator aide   (news-press.com) divider line
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2020-05-31 1:24:18 PM  
OMG I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE. 

There have been so many errata in headlines lately, it's just insane.

Aide is an assistant. Aid is succor. 

Madame is a woman who runs a brothel. Madam is what you call a cabinet member or head of government.

I've blocked the other ones because I just can't deal with it. There's even a preview option FFS.
 
2020-05-31 1:30:26 PM  

ginandbacon: OMG I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE. 

There have been so many errata in headlines lately, it's just insane.

Aide is an assistant. Aid is succor. 

Madame is a woman who runs a brothel. Madam is what you call a cabinet member or head of government.

I've blocked the other ones because I just can't deal with it. There's even a preview option FFS.


If subby would just give the gator ade, ginandbacon wouldn't be having a mini-meltdown.

/H20!
 
2020-05-31 1:32:55 PM  

potierrh: ginandbacon: OMG I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE. 

There have been so many errata in headlines lately, it's just insane.

Aide is an assistant. Aid is succor. 

Madame is a woman who runs a brothel. Madam is what you call a cabinet member or head of government.

I've blocked the other ones because I just can't deal with it. There's even a preview option FFS.

If subby would just give the gator ade, ginandbacon wouldn't be having a mini-meltdown.

/H20!


LOL!
 
2020-05-31 4:25:04 PM  
Yeah, I'm shocked that she saw alligators.

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2020-05-31 8:04:52 PM  
more like N'aaawww tab. how is that shiat cute?
 
2020-05-31 8:36:09 PM  
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2020-05-31 10:10:55 PM  
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2020-05-31 10:21:52 PM  
"Candygram!"

ginandbacon:
Yes, this bugs me too:
"Aide is an assistant. Aid is succor."
No, you've got it backwards: "Madame is a woman who runs a brothel. Madam is what you call a cabinet member or head of government."
"Madame" is French for "Mrs.", and French was the language of diplomacy so important women got addressed as "Madame Somebody" whether they were an important politician or an important politician's wife (or both.)
 
2020-06-01 5:36:22 AM  
 
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