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2020-05-31 1:18:18 PM  
Good.
 
2020-05-31 1:18:22 PM  
Karen in Red used some Jujitsu momentum to fling Officer Bike Shove to the ground.
 
2020-05-31 1:53:53 PM  
He should lose his job on the sole basis of how easy it was for that tiny woman to throw him to the ground. She didn't hesitate, didn't struggle, just threw his ass to the ground.

Just think. There are more of us than there are of them. More people like her, and this movement might work.

A billion tiny ants swarming the beast will eventually take it down
 
2020-05-31 2:48:39 PM  
You're missing the obvious crime here submitter; the cop had a bicycle.
 
2020-05-31 3:35:56 PM  

Murflette: He should lose his job on the sole basis of how easy it was for that tiny woman to throw him to the ground. She didn't hesitate, didn't struggle, just threw his ass to the ground.

Just think. There are more of us than there are of them. More people like her, and this movement might work.

A billion tiny ants swarming the beast will eventually take it down


best guess, that woman was raised with brothers in the house. No fear, her 'FU not gonna let that happen without a receipt' was without hesitation.
/had 3 - the 'come at be bro' was a real thing...
 
2020-05-31 4:06:36 PM  

no_tan_lines: Murflette: He should lose his job on the sole basis of how easy it was for that tiny woman to throw him to the ground. She didn't hesitate, didn't struggle, just threw his ass to the ground.

Just think. There are more of us than there are of them. More people like her, and this movement might work.

A billion tiny ants swarming the beast will eventually take it down

best guess, that woman was raised with brothers in the house. No fear, her 'FU not gonna let that happen without a receipt' was without hesitation.
/had 3 - the 'come at be bro' was a real thing...


Or she had some Judo or Jujitsu training.

Let's watch Vladimir "Little Old Man" Putin fling people to the ground like Karen.
Black belt Putin shows off judo moves with Olympic athletes
Youtube LjKQRBfH6dw
 
2020-05-31 4:51:07 PM  
I hope she's able to press charges on the cop for attacking her, but we all know how well that usually goes.

Good on the woman for using her privilege to put the cop on his ass.
 
2020-05-31 5:06:02 PM  
Is it really a "Karen" move if it doesn't involve punching down for personal gratification, though?

This badass is punching UP to the point of literally putting her life on the line for someone else.
 
2020-05-31 5:39:21 PM  

duppy: Is it really a "Karen" move if it doesn't involve punching down for personal gratification, though?

This badass is punching UP to the point of literally putting her life on the line for someone else.


I was going to say something similar.

Karen would have biatching that her shoes got scuffed.
 
2020-05-31 5:41:53 PM  
Punch a Nazi Day is still active.
 
2020-05-31 5:42:06 PM  
Wait, we put the [hero] tag on every story where some dipshiat successfully dunks an oreo, but on a story where someone actually put their life at risk in defense of their fellow citizens when they were under no obligation other than moral to do so gets the [murica] tag?

Do the mods need us to mail them a farking dictionary so they can read what the dictionary definition of "hero" is?
 
2020-05-31 5:44:55 PM  
Y'all are watching a different video than I watched.  I saw pretty red dress lady grab the bike and shove, but I didn't see him go down.  It seemed like he may have stumbled and immediately moved back into the line.  Pretty red dress lady isn't a Karen though, Karen is the officer's wife complaining that people made her husband look bad.
 
2020-05-31 5:45:31 PM  

duppy: Is it really a "Karen" move if it doesn't involve punching down for personal gratification, though?

This badass is punching UP to the point of literally putting her life on the line for someone else.


Karen has gone all "fake news".  It's whatever you want it to be.
 
2020-05-31 5:46:13 PM  
We'll see more and more of these videos showing that the cops basically instigate the violence. We're in an age where everyone has a video camera in their pocket... it doesn't matter if they cover their bodycam, everyone has one now.

It's not hard to understand that the violence broke out because some cops got irritated, tried showing people their place, and suddenly shiat is on fire...
 
2020-05-31 5:46:28 PM  
"The scene grows hectic as the officer shoves the woman before being tossed to the ground by the woman wearing red. He quickly regains his footing and launches himself back into the group. "

I am not going to watch the real video, so I can preserve my Matrix Trilogy influenced version.

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2020-05-31 5:46:45 PM  
She is wearing a dress and cowboy boots. In my experience, you should not mess with a woman in a dress and cowboy boots.
 
2020-05-31 5:47:51 PM  

Jim_Callahan: Wait, we put the [hero] tag on every story where some dipshiat successfully dunks an oreo, but on a story where someone actually put their life at risk in defense of their fellow citizens when they were under no obligation other than moral to do so gets the [murica] tag?

Do the mods need us to mail them a farking dictionary so they can read what the dictionary definition of "hero" is?


Maybe in this case murica is a good thing?
 
2020-05-31 5:50:16 PM  
I was expecting some Nia Jax looking beast. That it was a little tiny thing makes it that much funnier.
 
2020-05-31 5:50:27 PM  
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2020-05-31 5:50:37 PM  

Jim_Callahan: Wait, we put the [hero] tag on every story where some dipshiat successfully dunks an oreo, but on a story where someone actually put their life at risk in defense of their fellow citizens when they were under no obligation other than moral to do so gets the [murica] tag?

Do the mods need us to mail them a farking dictionary so they can read what the dictionary definition of "hero" is?


I think they are legally obligated to not use the Hero tag if they use a Karen in the headline.
 
2020-05-31 5:50:42 PM  
Karen Vs. Cop? 

Let them fight!!
 
2020-05-31 5:51:06 PM  

Jeebus Saves: duppy: Is it really a "Karen" move if it doesn't involve punching down for personal gratification, though?

This badass is punching UP to the point of literally putting her life on the line for someone else.

Karen has gone all "fake news".  It's whatever you want it to be.


'Karen' is generic white woman of privilege. That privilege is *usually* self-absorbed whiteness that becomes shrill and demanding in the presence of whom she dubs inferiors, then promptly dissolves into 'why are you so mean to me, a poor fragile flower' when told NO

This is a case of Karen using her whiteness correctly.
 
2020-05-31 5:51:57 PM  

MisterLoki: She is wearing a dress and cowboy boots. In my experience, you should not mess with a woman in a dress and cowboy boots.


The only thing in this world that frightens me to a chill is a little woman wearing boots that doesn't blink.

/in my experience, the officer got off light
 
2020-05-31 5:52:24 PM  
Where is the HERO tag Subb?
 
2020-05-31 5:53:35 PM  

MisterLoki: She is wearing a dress and cowboy boots. In my experience, you should not mess with a woman in a dress and cowboy boots.


As a former farm-boy redneck with 3 mean, mean older sisters I can tell you...any woman in cowboy boots should be treated as a potential violent threat at any moment.
 
2020-05-31 5:53:45 PM  

Purple_Urkle: no_tan_lines: Murflette: He should lose his job on the sole basis of how easy it was for that tiny woman to throw him to the ground. She didn't hesitate, didn't struggle, just threw his ass to the ground.

Just think. There are more of us than there are of them. More people like her, and this movement might work.

A billion tiny ants swarming the beast will eventually take it down

best guess, that woman was raised with brothers in the house. No fear, her 'FU not gonna let that happen without a receipt' was without hesitation.
/had 3 - the 'come at be bro' was a real thing...

Or she had some Judo or Jujitsu training.

Let's watch Vladimir "Little Old Man" Putin fling people to the ground like Karen.
[YouTube video: Black belt Putin shows off judo moves with Olympic athletes]


Been a mat rat since '96. I didn't see anything about that implying any judo, wrestling, Jiu Jitsu, sambo, any training on her part. No change of hip levels, no trips or reaps, no penetration step, no loading up, no nothing. That cop has a weak and thin base, and has no ability to actually fight. He's like most cops that come in to try it out; he's lucky he didn't encounter a trained fighter looking to hurt him, because his ass would've been pancaked on the pavement.
 
2020-05-31 5:54:20 PM  

no_tan_lines: Murflette: He should lose his job on the sole basis of how easy it was for that tiny woman to throw him to the ground. She didn't hesitate, didn't struggle, just threw his ass to the ground.

Just think. There are more of us than there are of them. More people like her, and this movement might work.

A billion tiny ants swarming the beast will eventually take it down

best guess, that woman was raised with brothers in the house. No fear, her 'FU not gonna let that happen without a receipt' was without hesitation.
/had 3 - the 'come at be bro' was a real thing...


Oooooh yes

/have 4 brothers
//3 are much older, and were neither kind nor careful
///when the youngest bro was old enough, he joined me against the older sibs and they never forgave him
 
2020-05-31 5:56:07 PM  

gadian: Y'all are watching a different video than I watched.  I saw pretty red dress lady grab the bike and shove, but I didn't see him go down.  It seemed like he may have stumbled and immediately moved back into the line.  Pretty red dress lady isn't a Karen though, Karen is the officer's wife complaining that people made her husband look bad.


There's another video at the bottom of the page. It's from a different angle, and you can see the cop land on his ass.
 
2020-05-31 5:57:33 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Purple_Urkle: no_tan_lines: Murflette: He should lose his job on the sole basis of how easy it was for that tiny woman to throw him to the ground. She didn't hesitate, didn't struggle, just threw his ass to the ground.

Just think. There are more of us than there are of them. More people like her, and this movement might work.

A billion tiny ants swarming the beast will eventually take it down

best guess, that woman was raised with brothers in the house. No fear, her 'FU not gonna let that happen without a receipt' was without hesitation.
/had 3 - the 'come at be bro' was a real thing...

Or she had some Judo or Jujitsu training.

Let's watch Vladimir "Little Old Man" Putin fling people to the ground like Karen.
[YouTube video: Black belt Putin shows off judo moves with Olympic athletes]

Been a mat rat since '96. I didn't see anything about that implying any judo, wrestling, Jiu Jitsu, sambo, any training on her part. No change of hip levels, no trips or reaps, no penetration step, no loading up, no nothing. That cop has a weak and thin base, and has no ability to actually fight. He's like most cops that come in to try it out; he's lucky he didn't encounter a trained fighter looking to hurt him, because his ass would've been pancaked on the pavement.


They don't teach cops how to fall down.
 
2020-05-31 5:57:44 PM  

Jim_Callahan: Wait, we put the [hero] tag on every story where some dipshiat successfully dunks an oreo, but on a story where someone actually put their life at risk in defense of their fellow citizens when they were under no obligation other than moral to do so gets the [murica] tag?

Do the mods need us to mail them a farking dictionary so they can read what the dictionary definition of "hero" is?


The problem is the singular tag, which is really sort of a way for the stories to be sorted into categories independent of the tab they're in. They're clickable. Not a lot of people know that. You want all your news to be asinine? You're on the right site.

But, Murica tag trumps (no drinking!) the Hero tag because this is a very murican situation in whole, I guess. Literally, she is a hero, even if that word has lost all meaning and for that we will mourn.

/not subby.
 
2020-05-31 5:57:46 PM  

Murflette: He should lose his job on the sole basis of how easy it was for that tiny woman to throw him to the ground. She didn't hesitate, didn't struggle, just threw his ass to the ground.

Just think. There are more of us than there are of them. More people like her, and this movement might work.

A billion tiny ants swarming the beast will eventually take it down


Worked in 1776
 
2020-05-31 5:58:24 PM  

Murflette: He should lose his job on the sole basis of how easy it was for that tiny woman to throw him to the ground. She didn't hesitate, didn't struggle, just threw his ass to the ground.

Just think. There are more of us than there are of them. More people like her, and this movement might work.

A billion tiny ants swarming the beast will eventually take it down


Cop (to himself): "Some biatch just shove me? Time to crack her skull wide open and...aw, crap. She's white. Nevermind."
 
2020-05-31 5:59:02 PM  
These my friends, are Carins.

/you know, since they're carin'
 
2020-05-31 5:59:18 PM  

gottagopee: no_tan_lines: Murflette: He should lose his job on the sole basis of how easy it was for that tiny woman to throw him to the ground. She didn't hesitate, didn't struggle, just threw his ass to the ground.

Just think. There are more of us than there are of them. More people like her, and this movement might work.

A billion tiny ants swarming the beast will eventually take it down

best guess, that woman was raised with brothers in the house. No fear, her 'FU not gonna let that happen without a receipt' was without hesitation.
/had 3 - the 'come at be bro' was a real thing...

Oooooh yes

/have 4 brothers
//3 are much older, and were neither kind nor careful
///when the youngest bro was old enough, he joined me against the older sibs and they never forgave him


There is a responsibility that comes with being the oldest that the younger just don't understand (he said with a mischievous smirk). As far as this Karen goes?
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/noice
 
2020-05-31 6:00:18 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: Where is the HERO tag Subb?


If you ask the admins, they will provide.
 
2020-05-31 6:03:47 PM  

gottagopee: Jeebus Saves: duppy: Is it really a "Karen" move if it doesn't involve punching down for personal gratification, though?

This badass is punching UP to the point of literally putting her life on the line for someone else.

Karen has gone all "fake news".  It's whatever you want it to be.

'Karen' is generic white woman of privilege. That privilege is *usually* self-absorbed whiteness that becomes shrill and demanding in the presence of whom she dubs inferiors, then promptly dissolves into 'why are you so mean to me, a poor fragile flower' when told NO

This is a case of Karen using her whiteness correctly.


And goddamn did she do it. She slung that cop and his bike a good six feet.
 
2020-05-31 6:04:16 PM  

Purple_Urkle: no_tan_lines: Murflette: He should lose his job on the sole basis of how easy it was for that tiny woman to throw him to the ground. She didn't hesitate, didn't struggle, just threw his ass to the ground.

Just think. There are more of us than there are of them. More people like her, and this movement might work.

A billion tiny ants swarming the beast will eventually take it down

best guess, that woman was raised with brothers in the house. No fear, her 'FU not gonna let that happen without a receipt' was without hesitation.
/had 3 - the 'come at be bro' was a real thing...

Or she had some Judo or Jujitsu training.

Let's watch Vladimir "Little Old Man" Putin fling people to the ground like Karen.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/LjKQRBfH​6dw]


Yeah, that video is a classic case of "can't make the boss look bad". Look up the videos of Putin palying hockey vs. Russian pros. Same thing.
 
2020-05-31 6:04:51 PM  
Karen? I think her name was Diana Prince.
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2020-05-31 6:06:26 PM  

gottagopee: Jeebus Saves: duppy: Is it really a "Karen" move if it doesn't involve punching down for personal gratification, though?

This badass is punching UP to the point of literally putting her life on the line for someone else.

Karen has gone all "fake news".  It's whatever you want it to be.

'Karen' is generic white woman of privilege. That privilege is *usually* self-absorbed whiteness that becomes shrill and demanding in the presence of whom she dubs inferiors, then promptly dissolves into 'why are you so mean to me, a poor fragile flower' when told NO

This is a case of Karen using her whiteness correctly.


Like I said, it's whatever you want it to be.
 
2020-05-31 6:06:35 PM  
Red dress Karen call me.  Bonus cowboy boots she's wearing in the second video.
 
2020-05-31 6:07:23 PM  
"Gay for Karen"

Part I

Karen has just clobbered a cop who was attacking a Black Woman.

W: *panting* Thank you for helping me.
K: My pleasure - that pig was no manager.
W: *takes Karen's hand* I'll bet you can manage. *looks deep into Karen's eyes, starts to run her fingers down Karen's arm*
K: *a little surprised* Oh...
W: *softly* I think you could manage me. You could manage me real good.
K: But I ...
W: Me neither ... I just think it's something we should do.
K: ... Alright.


Part II next week!
 
2020-05-31 6:08:15 PM  

Murflette: He should lose his job on the sole basis of how easy it was for that tiny woman to throw him to the ground. She didn't hesitate, didn't struggle, just threw his ass to the ground.

Just think. There are more of us than there are of them. More people like her, and this movement might work.

A billion tiny ants swarming the beast will eventually take it down


My wife is about 5'5"/120lbs but she works out almost every day, everything from dumb bells/kettle bell to yoga.
I'm 6'1"/190lbs and have some experience. 1 of her I can deal with easy, 2 would probably beat me up, and 3 might just kill me.

They aren't tiny, and you sure as hell don't need a million, much less a billion. It's the attitude and ability to use what you have... what you have trained.

I have the feeling there is a an unseen shove there as well though... physics still apply.
 
2020-05-31 6:08:38 PM  
As seen in the video, the officer's uniform identifies him as "M. Lugo."

Will now be changed to "M. Barassed" or perhaps "M. Becile".
 
2020-05-31 6:11:02 PM  

runwiz: As seen in the video, the officer's uniform identifies him as "M. Lugo."

Will now be changed to "M. Barassed" or perhaps "M. Becile".


He should be M. Looking for a new job.

/got nothing
 
2020-05-31 6:11:33 PM  
It's too bad she wasn't there when George Floyd was being murdered.
 
2020-05-31 6:13:08 PM  
Rewatched it to watch her body language. She was ready, she was moving into position, she is awesome.
 
2020-05-31 6:14:18 PM  

vudukungfu: Don't Troll Me Bro!: Purple_Urkle: no_tan_lines: Murflette: He should lose his job on the sole basis of how easy it was for that tiny woman to throw him to the ground. She didn't hesitate, didn't struggle, just threw his ass to the ground.

Just think. There are more of us than there are of them. More people like her, and this movement might work.

A billion tiny ants swarming the beast will eventually take it down

best guess, that woman was raised with brothers in the house. No fear, her 'FU not gonna let that happen without a receipt' was without hesitation.
/had 3 - the 'come at be bro' was a real thing...

Or she had some Judo or Jujitsu training.

Let's watch Vladimir "Little Old Man" Putin fling people to the ground like Karen.
[YouTube video: Black belt Putin shows off judo moves with Olympic athletes]

Been a mat rat since '96. I didn't see anything about that implying any judo, wrestling, Jiu Jitsu, sambo, any training on her part. No change of hip levels, no trips or reaps, no penetration step, no loading up, no nothing. That cop has a weak and thin base, and has no ability to actually fight. He's like most cops that come in to try it out; he's lucky he didn't encounter a trained fighter looking to hurt him, because his ass would've been pancaked on the pavement.

They don't teach cops how to fall down.


True. However, if he had even the typical base of a farking mid-level Jiu Jitsu or Judo white belt, or a year of wrestling, he wouldn't have gone down. Seriously, that was some embarrassing shiat on his part. What a weak little pig biatch.
 
2020-05-31 6:16:06 PM  

vudukungfu: They don't teach cops how to fall down.


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2020-05-31 6:18:55 PM  

alienated: vudukungfu: They don't teach cops how to fall down.

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Classic.

Officer Barrel Roll heading on foot to intervene in the life and death situation of teenage girls at a pool party.
 
2020-05-31 6:20:35 PM  

runwiz: As seen in the video, the officer's uniform identifies him as "M. Lugo."

Will now be changed to "M. Barassed" or perhaps "M. Becile".


M Potent
 
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