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(Some Guy)   Spotted hyena females have a pseudopenis, or penile-clitoris. This is neither a myth or laughing matter   (carinbondar.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Female, Sex, hyena females, Male, Penis, Spotted Hyena, Gender, Childbirth  
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2020-05-31 11:22:13 AM  
As you can imagine, the act of copulation is not simple. The female must first retract her penile-clitoris into her own body. Think about turning a sock inside out. The male can only insert his penis once the female has tucked her pseudopenis inside her body.
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2020-05-31 11:39:56 AM  
Hyena are a much maligned species. They aren't just dumb scavengers, they're intelligent, highly social, and highly effective hunters (they will also steal other's kills, because "f*ck you, I'm a hyena")


Hyena cubs are also adorable:
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2020-05-31 12:00:26 PM  
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2020-05-31 12:57:28 PM  
What about spotted Chyna females?
 
2020-05-31 2:30:01 PM  
Obviously NSFW:

Clerks 2 Over Sized Clit
Youtube bI0-3BRjAYU
 
2020-05-31 2:56:51 PM  

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2020-05-31 3:07:07 PM  
They also eat their young
NSFW

https://i.imgur.com/DP8bl94.jpg

Buffalo Zoo, July 2016.
 
2020-05-31 3:09:28 PM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: They also eat their young
NSFW

https://i.imgur.com/DP8bl94.jpg

Buffalo Zoo, July 2016.


Animals in zoos are pretty weird by dint of captivity.
 
2020-05-31 3:12:23 PM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: They also eat their young
NSFW

https://i.imgur.com/DP8bl94.jpg

Buffalo Zoo, July 2016.


A lot of animals will do that even when times are good.
 
2020-05-31 3:18:41 PM  

aarond12: Lord Head: [Fark user image 200x275]

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2020-05-31 3:19:55 PM  
Little back story on that Mama hyena.

It was found in someone's suitcase as a pup when they were trying to smuggle it into the US, Florida I think. It was raised by humans so it never learned to be a real mother. She had two pups survive, one was through a cesarean section. The other she gave birth to on exhibit right next to the shift door, when she walked away a keeper popped the door open and grabbed the pup.

Look! Psuedo Penis!

Hyena having a baby at the Buffalo Zoo
Youtube 7rd7TvoPtWM
 
2020-05-31 3:32:51 PM  
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2020-05-31 4:01:27 PM  
The Fark Furry Community UwUs on these shenanigans.
 
2020-05-31 4:04:17 PM  
I think Dr Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation had a chapter which discussed this. If I recall, it's also part of the reason childbirth can be a little problematic. And why they don't do the whole "litter" thing - generally if there's more than one offspring the strongest will kill/eat the weaker. [There's a shark that actually does that in utero, which is just... terribly disturbing.]
 
2020-05-31 4:10:45 PM  
Also, WTF101 covered this as well.

WTF 101 episode 3 CH dropout TV
Youtube S3oGKFjZWnY


Hyena starts at 7:00
 
2020-05-31 4:37:56 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Mr. Fuzzypaws: They also eat their young
NSFW

https://i.imgur.com/DP8bl94.jpg

Buffalo Zoo, July 2016.

A lot of animals will do that even when times are good.


Pigs.  Yeah... it's not pretty.
 
2020-05-31 6:45:58 PM  
Only the Striped Hyena females...Spotted Hyena  females are normal underneath.

Source: I petted one in Africa, and she wanted belly rubs.
 
2020-05-31 7:11:53 PM  

no1curr: Hyena are a much maligned species. They aren't just dumb scavengers, they're intelligent, highly social, and highly effective hunters (they will also steal other's kills, because "f*ck you, I'm a hyena")


Hyena cubs are also adorable:
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Years ago a documentary taught me that lions steal prey more often than hyenas.
 
2020-05-31 8:14:27 PM  

AnnoyingBuzz: Only the Striped Hyena females...Spotted Hyena  females are normal underneath.

Source: I petted one in Africa, and she wanted belly rubs.


Nop.

You must have missed the video I posted of a spotted hyena giving birth through her pseudopenis.

Source: I was there.

/zoo worker for 7 years
 
2020-06-01 12:05:45 AM  

King Something: aarond12: Lord Head: [Fark user image 200x275]

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I see the anime of the decade was already covered, Interspecies Reviewers!
 
2020-06-01 12:14:29 AM  

nyan9mm: King Something: aarond12: Lord Head: [Fark user image 200x275]

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Also mentioned in Seton Academy.

I see the anime of the decade was already covered, Interspecies Reviewers!


Well, of the decade may be pushing it, but in the top for sure
 
2020-06-01 5:51:31 AM  
Nothing makes a hyena's pseudopenis tingle harder than whispering, "Mufasa" into her ear.
 
2020-06-01 10:50:09 AM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: AnnoyingBuzz: Only the Striped Hyena females...Spotted Hyena  females are normal underneath.

Source: I petted one in Africa, and she wanted belly rubs.

Nop.

You must have missed the video I posted of a spotted hyena giving birth through her pseudopenis.

Source: I was there.

/zoo worker for 7 years


Derp...oh...I'm  such an idiot yesterday. I reversed Spotted and Striped. I meant the hyena not mentioned in the article.... but I really  did pet a Spotted Hyena about 10 years back. It was hard to believe they aren't canine. She acted just like one.
 
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