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(NASCAR)   It's Bristol, baby And finally it looks like the Air Titan might stay parked with a zero chance of rain. The Supermarket Heroes 500 rolls at 3:30 PM ET on FS1   (nascar.com) divider line
    More: Live, Jeff Gordon, Sprint Cup Series, Kyle Busch, Kurt Busch, Tony Stewart, 2009 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series, Bristol Motor Speedway, first short-track race  
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2020-05-31 2:32:33 PM  
27 and 37 to the back for inspection fails

Not 1, but TWO competition cautions today (laps 20 and 60)
 
2020-05-31 3:12:25 PM  

technomuse: 27 and 37 to the back for inspection fails

Not 1, but TWO competition cautions today (laps 20 and 60)


I finally heard the the reason for these multiple contortion cautions. I totally disagree but I guess I can see it...

The purpose is because of the no practice and no track time.
It gives the teams a chance to review and change a car straight off the truck
 
2020-05-31 3:14:21 PM  

technomuse: 27 and 37 to the back for inspection fails

Not 1, but TWO competition cautions today (laps 20 and 60)


after 5 and 15 minutes of racing?  i know they can tell if something is off with the setup after a short time, but that is pushing it
 
2020-05-31 3:15:15 PM  
Heard Chase's interview with Jr. So glad to hear him speak in favor of continuing the no practice weekends. Agree 100%.
 
2020-05-31 3:16:40 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: technomuse: 27 and 37 to the back for inspection fails

Not 1, but TWO competition cautions today (laps 20 and 60)

after 5 and 15 minutes of racing?  i know they can tell if something is off with the setup after a short time, but that is pushing it


5 and 15 minutes? That's.... weird.  Also seeing what RankStranger said, that's so weird too.

But then again, any of this is weird.
 
2020-05-31 3:18:23 PM  

RankStranger: Heard Chase's interview with Jr. So glad to hear him speak in favor of continuing the no practice weekends. Agree 100%.


I didn't hear it, what did Chase say?
 
2020-05-31 3:23:44 PM  

SeikaArashi: Dead for Tax Reasons: technomuse: 27 and 37 to the back for inspection fails

Not 1, but TWO competition cautions today (laps 20 and 60)

after 5 and 15 minutes of racing?  i know they can tell if something is off with the setup after a short time, but that is pushing it

5 and 15 minutes? That's.... weird.  Also seeing what RankStranger said, that's so weird too.

But then again, any of this is weird.


15 second laps, bristol goes by quickly
 
2020-05-31 3:27:36 PM  

SeikaArashi: RankStranger: Heard Chase's interview with Jr. So glad to hear him speak in favor of continuing the no practice weekends. Agree 100%.

I didn't hear it, what did Chase say?


Mostly about the incredible week. Chase said he really like it because it reminded him of late model race what you brought racing.
He was happier about the cup win vs the truck win though it was a neat one time delay with the bounty 
Did no fans really only noticed during the race when there was no energy from them in Victory lane, but at Bristol they are so close it will be something he misses
 
2020-05-31 3:29:34 PM  
0% chance of rain?

So we'll get a red flag for an earthquake
 
2020-05-31 3:35:05 PM  
OK, someone is having fun with the animation department
 
2020-05-31 3:37:34 PM  
CSB: I saw Edwin McCain open up for the Allman Brothers. He puts on a helluva show, and was a perfect opening act for them.
 
2020-05-31 3:40:01 PM  
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2020-05-31 3:40:49 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: 0% chance of rain?

So we'll get a red flag for an earthquake


No fans = reverse vortex. There will be rain sucked down
 
2020-05-31 3:41:12 PM  
How did that F22 not stall while flying in formation with those P52s?
 
2020-05-31 3:42:13 PM  

nursetim: How did that F22 not stall while flying in formation with those P52s?


Or P51s. Stupid fat finger.
 
2020-05-31 3:42:35 PM  
Ricky Stenhouse = "Mr. Excitement"

Technically... Correct
 
2020-05-31 3:44:18 PM  
That... was something.
 
2020-05-31 3:44:44 PM  

RankStranger: SeikaArashi: RankStranger: Heard Chase's interview with Jr. So glad to hear him speak in favor of continuing the no practice weekends. Agree 100%.

I didn't hear it, what did Chase say?

Mostly about the incredible week. Chase said he really like it because it reminded him of late model race what you brought racing.
He was happier about the cup win vs the truck win though it was a neat one time delay with the bounty 
Did no fans really only noticed during the race when there was no energy from them in Victory lane, but at Bristol they are so close it will be something he misses


Chase said he really like no practice because it reminded him of late model racing - race what you brought.
Mostly the interview was about the incredible week. C was happier about the cup win vs the truck win though it was a neat one time deal with the bounty 
No fans really only noticed during the race when there was no energy from them in Victory lane, but at Bristol they are so close it will be something he misses during the race.
 
2020-05-31 3:46:45 PM  
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2020-05-31 3:47:01 PM  

nursetim: How did that F22 not stall while flying in formation with those P52s?


P51s aren't slow. Also the f22 can essentially hang in the air and not stall. Thrust vectoring, fly by wire,and a better than 1/1 thrust to weight ratio.

The F22 Raptor MKE 2012 - Slow Speed Pass
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2020-05-31 3:48:26 PM  
I like how the announcers always try to invoke the Bristol of old.  That track died in 2007.  The memory is fading or gone for most.
 
2020-05-31 3:48:41 PM  
Go Guido!
 
2020-05-31 3:52:43 PM  

downstairs: Ricky Stenhouse = "Mr. Excitement"

Technically... Correct


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stenhouse seems to be trying to take his look as well as the nickname
 
2020-05-31 3:53:38 PM  
BRISTOL BOOGITY, BABY!

 
2020-05-31 3:56:27 PM  
And caution 1
 
2020-05-31 3:56:29 PM  
oopsie
 
2020-05-31 3:56:31 PM  
Newman is so shaken up by the so-called rocket launch yesterday that he couldn't focus on driving.
 
2020-05-31 3:56:33 PM  
Damn moondust
 
2020-05-31 3:58:53 PM  
Reminded of Newman's history of screwing over Guido and others here. Hope that's over unless for once he does it to Kryle
 
2020-05-31 4:04:05 PM  
The 2,22, 18 are too dam high
 
2020-05-31 4:05:37 PM  
Waiting for Obscene CNN
Johnson finishes 2...make that 40th
 
2020-05-31 4:11:52 PM  
Can someone hide the Harrumph button from race control?
 
2020-05-31 4:12:35 PM  
Who put "THE STIG" in the 47?
 
2020-05-31 4:13:33 PM  
wrecky trying
 
2020-05-31 4:14:13 PM  
Intimmydator and Smithley still racing. For now.
 
2020-05-31 4:14:35 PM  
Wrecky wants crumples.
 
2020-05-31 4:15:08 PM  

Madaynun: Who put "THE STIG" in the 47?


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it's not the stig...
 
2020-05-31 4:15:47 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Madaynun: Who put "THE STIG" in the 47?

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it's not the stig...


It's the Buffet.
 
2020-05-31 4:16:38 PM  
Oh great idol I beseech the Destry the top 4
 
2020-05-31 4:18:03 PM  

RankStranger: Oh great idol I beseech the Destry the top 4


What did Almirola do?
 
2020-05-31 4:18:12 PM  

Madaynun: Who put "THE STIG" in the 47?


It's not the Stig.   The Stig can drive
 
2020-05-31 4:18:25 PM  
we still haven't really started and we've had 2 crapetition cautions
 
2020-05-31 4:20:18 PM  
Is it competition caution right now? Me and Jan went to go get laundry started and came back to Hulu saying video error -_-
 
2020-05-31 4:20:58 PM  

SeikaArashi: Is it competition caution right now? Me and Jan went to go get laundry started and came back to Hulu saying video error -_-


When isn't it competition caution?
 
2020-05-31 4:20:59 PM  

RankStranger: Oh great idol I beseech the Destry the top 4


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2020-05-31 4:21:02 PM  

SeikaArashi: Is it competition caution right now? Me and Jan went to go get laundry started and came back to Hulu saying video error -_-


#2 of 2
 
2020-05-31 4:22:21 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: RankStranger: Oh great idol I beseech the Destry the top 4

What did Almirola do?


Collateral damage
 
2020-05-31 4:24:05 PM  
Tee Hee to the 18 penalty.

GO GUIDO!
 
2020-05-31 4:24:30 PM  
Daaaamn that was way too damn close for that pit crew member. o_o
 
2020-05-31 4:25:33 PM  
Timmy in the top 30 :)
 
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