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2020-05-30 9:14:16 PM  
Someone else said no.
 
2020-05-30 9:18:39 PM  
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2020-05-30 9:59:41 PM  
Will the US have to reapply for membership next January 20th, or do the adults understand this is just a glitch?
 
2020-05-30 10:05:37 PM  
Those guys are a bunch of doody heads anyway....
 
2020-05-30 10:06:10 PM  
If only there were a group like the G7 but... you know, with a larger membership that included Russia, Australia, South Korea & India...

...if only there were such a group...

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...but no such group exists so we'll never know what it would be like.
 
2020-05-30 10:24:11 PM  
Of course he wants Russia back in it.
 
2020-05-30 10:34:29 PM  

NeoCortex42: Of course he wants Russia back in it.


I don't think he gives a shiat about the other countries he mentions, it's just chaff.
 
2020-05-30 10:35:59 PM  

fusillade762: NeoCortex42: Of course he wants Russia back in it.

I don't think he gives a shiat about the other countries he mentions, it's just chaff.


Yup
 
2020-05-30 10:36:49 PM  

NeoCortex42: Of course he wants Russia back in it.


Russia's economy is smaller than Canada's.  Russian pop =180m, Canada = 35m.

Russian is a failed state proped up by Oligarchs
 
2020-05-30 10:37:49 PM  

Mollari: NeoCortex42: Of course he wants Russia back in it.

Russia's economy is smaller than Canada's.  Russian pop =180m, Canada = 35m.

Russian is a failed state proped up by Oligarchs


Like the U.S. in one year
 
2020-05-30 10:39:51 PM  

vudukungfu: Mollari: NeoCortex42: Of course he wants Russia back in it.

Russia's economy is smaller than Canada's.  Russian pop =180m, Canada = 35m.

Russian is a failed state proped up by Oligarchs

Like the U.S. in one year


Sadly. Look's like that might be rtrue
 
2020-05-30 10:41:39 PM  

vudukungfu: Mollari: NeoCortex42: Of course he wants Russia back in it.

Russia's economy is smaller than Canada's.  Russian pop =180m, Canada = 35m.

Russian is a failed state proped up by Oligarchs

Like the U.S. in one for the last year


FTFY
 
2020-05-30 11:17:47 PM  
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2020-05-30 11:25:22 PM  

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2020-05-31 12:02:27 AM  
G6 has a nice ring to it.

At this point, nobody really needs America anyway.
Maybe once the Democrats are back in power and the repair work gets underway we can reapply.
 
2020-05-31 12:05:44 AM  

NeoCortex42: Of course he wants Russia back in it.


Did he specifically mention them this time around, or is he trying to avoid stating the painfully obvious?
 
2020-05-31 12:21:33 AM  
TRANSITIONING INTO GREATENESS!!!
 
2020-05-31 12:22:27 AM  
Trump has asked to have his Manager present at the meeting.
 
2020-05-31 12:24:30 AM  

Boondock3806: NeoCortex42: Of course he wants Russia back in it.

Did he specifically mention them this time around, or is he trying to avoid stating the painfully obvious?


Yup. And it's at least the third time he's brought it up, if not more.
 
2020-05-31 12:24:58 AM  

Notabunny: Will the US have to reapply for membership next January 20th, or do the adults understand this is just a glitch?


I'm not convinced it's a glitch.
 
2020-05-31 12:25:08 AM  

bloobeary: G6 has a nice ring to it.

At this point, nobody really needs America anyway.
Maybe once the Democrats are back in power and the repair work gets underway we can reapply.


There's even a theme song!
Far East Movement ft. The Cataracs, DEV - Like A G6 (Official Video)
Youtube w4s6H4ku6ZY
 
2020-05-31 12:25:23 AM  
THE MEETING IN SEPTEMBER WILL NOT BE THE G7.

it's just the countries Trump think like him personally.  Those countries are going to get everything they want and then some and go home with the silver tea service and trump won't even realize ii.
 
2020-05-31 12:25:48 AM  

Notabunny: Will the US have to reapply for membership next January 20th, or do the adults understand this is just a glitch?


It's only a glitch if the 70 million non-voters decide to start caring.
 
2020-05-31 12:27:02 AM  

Rob3Fan: Trump has asked to have his Manager present at the meeting.


Yes, because in Soviet Russia, Manager asks to see Komrade Karen, and maybe Komrade черепаха.
 
2020-05-31 12:27:51 AM  
No one in their right mind wants to make any kind of a deal with trump .. He's burned to many bridges already ..
 
2020-05-31 12:28:45 AM  
Jesus f@cking Christ! The nation is burning down! The last thing we need right now is to hear from this piece of excrement!

F@ck you, you piece of garbage. Go fondle your daughter the way you've always wanted to. Epstein's dead, you're free to exercise your sick f@cking passions now!

/ sorry
//I hate him with the heat of a thousands sund
 
2020-05-31 12:31:48 AM  
Stop trying to make Pootie Poot in the G7 happen, it's not happening.
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2020-05-31 12:31:48 AM  
suns- I hate him so much I can't wait even type!
 
2020-05-31 12:33:56 AM  
(sigh) Let's just all ignore every goddamn tweet and syllable that comes out of his mouth for the rest of the year.

And man, am I holding back a much longer rant. F*ck, just f*ck.
 
2020-05-31 12:35:16 AM  

bloobeary: G6 has a nice ring to it.

At this point, nobody really needs America anyway.
Maybe once the Democrats are back in power and the repair work gets underway we can reapply.


G7 is fine, the California Pacific Consortium should keep a seat at the table.
 
2020-05-31 12:35:24 AM  

ScrimBoy: Someone else said no.


My guess would be Macron
 
2020-05-31 12:35:50 AM  

Liquid_Bacon: bloobeary: G6 has a nice ring to it.

At this point, nobody really needs America anyway.
Maybe once the Democrats are back in power and the repair work gets underway we can reapply.

There's even a theme song![YouTube video: Far East Movement ft. The Cataracs, DEV - Like A G6 (Official Video)]


Dammit, you beat me to the punch.
 
2020-05-31 12:36:30 AM  
I bet he suggests September 11.
 
2020-05-31 12:38:26 AM  

andrewagill: If only there were a group like the G7 but... you know, with a larger membership that included Russia, Australia, South Korea & India...

...if only there were such a group...

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...but no such group exists so we'll never know what it would be like.


He doesn't so much want to invite India, Russia, S Korea and the Aussies to the G7, he wants to kick out the Mexicans and Muslims out of the G-20.
 
2020-05-31 12:38:40 AM  
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2020-05-31 12:39:17 AM  

kbronsito: andrewagill: If only there were a group like the G7 but... you know, with a larger membership that included Russia, Australia, South Korea & India...

...if only there were such a group...

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...but no such group exists so we'll never know what it would be like.

He doesn't so much want to invite India, Russia, S Korea and the Aussies to the G7, he wants to kick out the Mexicans and Muslims out of the G-20.


Or find a group that will let him push them around.
 
2020-05-31 12:39:24 AM  

mrshowrules: bloobeary: G6 has a nice ring to it.

At this point, nobody really needs America anyway.
Maybe once the Democrats are back in power and the repair work gets underway we can reapply.

G7 is fine, the California Pacific Consortium should keep a seat at the table.


Along with New New England
 
2020-05-31 12:48:40 AM  

Notabunny: Will the US have to reapply for membership next January 20th, or do the adults understand this is just a glitch?


It's not a glitch.
 
2020-05-31 12:51:40 AM  

Notabunny: Will the US have to reapply for membership next January 20th, or do the adults understand this is just a glitch?


Not a glitch. This is an underlying social issue. It just metastasized and produced Trump. The cancer is still there.
 
2020-05-31 12:51:43 AM  
South Korea, Australia, Russia, and India.

Something tells me he really only wants one of these 4 to be there and the other three are merely smokescreens.
 
2020-05-31 12:53:41 AM  

Mollari: NeoCortex42: Of course he wants Russia back in it.

Russia's economy is smaller than Canada's.  Russian pop =180m, Canada = 35m.

Russian is a failed state proped up by Oligarchs


And dodgy nukes. I mean, they have nukes, but who knows if they are still maintaining rad containment (the minimal maintenance).
 
2020-05-31 12:54:13 AM  

ScrimBoy: Someone else said no.


More likely:

Everyone else said no.
 
2020-05-31 12:56:31 AM  

hotrod2001: TRANSITIONING INTO GREATENESS!!!


Gallows humor is all I have left. To think, I once signed up to defend the US out of principal. That ship has sailed. I'm going back to my project of getting severely drunk.
 
2020-05-31 12:57:26 AM  

Mollari: NeoCortex42: Of course he wants Russia back in it.

Russia's economy is smaller than Canada's.  Russian pop =180m, Canada = 35m.

Russian is a failed state proped up by Oligarchs


The GDP of Manhattan is greater than the GDP of Russia.
 
2020-05-31 12:59:46 AM  

dywed88: ScrimBoy: Someone else said no.

More likely:

Everyone else said no.


Wouldn't have happened to any other US president. Sure, there are pressing needs at home for all those leaders but coordinating efforts during the crisis would be a priority too. It's just that coordinating with a stupid fark like Trump has no upsides. He's an isolationist moron, who backs out of agreements on whims, his word is worthless and they've all seen him recommending bleach injections. So why waste the time?

But he's totes made the world respect us. Good jerb, moronic republican trash.
 
2020-05-31 1:00:14 AM  

don't understand: Jesus f@cking Christ! The nation is burning down! The last thing we need right now is to hear from this piece of excrement!

F@ck you, you piece of garbage. Go fondle your daughter the way you've always wanted to. Epstein's dead, you're free to exercise your sick f@cking passions now!

/ sorry
//I hate him with the heat of a thousands sund


It's okay. Something tells me that Canada and Germany are going to politely not answer the phone, send an intern to answer the door with a kind word and a bottle of something nice, and generally just delay delay delay. We won't give Trump this win.
 
2020-05-31 1:00:36 AM  
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2020-05-31 1:02:31 AM  

kbronsito: andrewagill: If only there were a group like the G7 but... you know, with a larger membership that included Russia, Australia, South Korea & India...

...if only there were such a group...

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...but no such group exists so we'll never know what it would be like.

He doesn't so much want to invite India, Russia, S Korea and the Aussies to the G7, he wants to kick out the Mexicans and Muslims out of the G-20.


More likely he just wants to kick China out.
 
2020-05-31 1:07:04 AM  

NeoCortex42: Of course he wants Russia back in it.


"He wants" assumes this is his choice. Not sure about that.
 
2020-05-31 1:08:25 AM  

kbronsito: dywed88: ScrimBoy: Someone else said no.

More likely:

Everyone else said no.

Wouldn't have happened to any other US president. Sure, there are pressing needs at home for all those leaders but coordinating efforts during the crisis would be a priority too. It's just that coordinating with a stupid fark like Trump has no upsides. He's an isolationist moron, who backs out of agreements on whims, his word is worthless and they've all seen him recommending bleach injections. So why waste the time?

But he's totes made the world respect us. Good jerb, moronic republican trash.


This would have been a potential issue for any other President.

No other US president would have wanted all of them to come in person to the US during a pandemic as a publicity stunt for his reelection campaign.

Every other president would have stuck with the planned videoconference and there would be no issue.

Every other president would have talked to other members before running his mouth about announcing it would be in person so they don't look like fools when they get shot down after the fact.

Every other president would take basic precautions like wearing a mask at meetings. Making it even less likely anyone would visit them.

Every other president would accept a bit of lost face to change it back to a teleconference if word of their intent to do it in person had leaked out and then been shot down.
 
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