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(The New Civil Rights Movement)   "Notorious anti-gay bigot Lou Sheldon, founder of Traditional Values Coalition, is relocating to a warmer climate" - Mrs. Betty Bowers   (thenewcivilrightsmovement.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, LGBT, Homosexuality, Transgender, Bisexuality, Gay, anti-gay political organization, President Donald Trump, Reverend Lou Sheldon  
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4781 clicks; posted to Politics » on 30 May 2020 at 9:35 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-30 5:51:38 PM  
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2020-05-30 5:57:59 PM  
I don't normally celebrate a death, but when I do it is a batshiat crazy right-winger.
 
2020-05-30 6:00:44 PM  
I read that headline as Bigfoot
 
2020-05-30 6:01:24 PM  
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2020-05-30 6:08:28 PM  
Is the followup story going to involve a posthumous pink mass?
 
2020-05-30 6:54:34 PM  
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2020-05-30 6:56:32 PM  
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2020-05-30 7:00:39 PM  
I don't know who this is/was, but from the article, he sounds like an asshole, so, good?
 
2020-05-30 7:05:52 PM  
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And let's keep it that way.
 
2020-05-30 7:21:35 PM  
Aw, that's too bad...

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2020-05-30 7:25:01 PM  
He must have been overseas and mistaken 220V for 110V.
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2020-05-30 7:28:31 PM  

Ker_Thwap: Is the followup story going to involve a posthumous pink mass?


I'd suggest outright hard-core buttsekx right on the grave...With all attendant humors allowed to
drip and drain right down into the soil...
 
2020-05-30 7:37:07 PM  
Dude was so far back in the closet he was in Narnia.
 
2020-05-30 9:16:52 PM  
I got some leftover stickers from Pride last year I can slap all over this asshole's gravestone.
 
2020-05-30 9:38:59 PM  
oh wow throwback.  Anita Bryant,what an absolute coont.  i hope that hell isn't just super heated,i hope it's also humid!
 
2020-05-30 9:42:00 PM  
Oh, this motherfarker was still living.... my thoughts:
No Warning Shot
Youtube RV0gsyGu1NI
 
2020-05-30 9:44:54 PM  
Where's the gravesite? Asking for a few million friends.
 
2020-05-30 9:45:45 PM  
Unisex urinal just opened up!
 
2020-05-30 9:48:16 PM  
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2020-05-30 9:48:51 PM  
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2020-05-30 9:49:22 PM  
Correction: An earlier version of this story referred to Anita Bryant as SOC's "pubic face." We are very sorry for this typo.

Mainly because coffee hurts when it comes out that way.
 
2020-05-30 9:49:58 PM  
Glad I'm headed to hell.
 
2020-05-30 9:50:21 PM  

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Fark you right in the ear.  Now I am going to have Cirno's Perfect Math Class stuck in my head.

Not the original, either.

Soulja Baka (Soulja Boy x IOSYS)
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2020-05-30 9:50:58 PM  
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2020-05-30 9:51:08 PM  
Good.  fark that guy.
 
2020-05-30 9:52:35 PM  
He forgot to take Franklin Graham and Mike Pence with him.
 
2020-05-30 9:52:47 PM  
If there is a hell for people like this, I hope it's a small unfurnished room with a flourescent light and a PA system that repeats, "there's no God, you wasted your life" over and over for all eternity.
 
2020-05-30 9:54:31 PM  
Surprised to learn Anita Bryant is still alive, if you can call that alive.
 
2020-05-30 9:54:52 PM  
I hope he has to watch two dudes farking for the rest of eternity. And not even good looking dudes.
 
2020-05-30 9:55:37 PM  
I wonder what he and his group think about our current POTUS was on national TV today taking credit for the SpaceX launch.

WHILE.

Blaring the song Macho Man by the Village People which literally is about a gay man showing off his buff body.

Someone should call Hobby Lobby and Chick Fil A.

Maybe Pence chose the music?

Listen here
Every man wants to be a macho man
To have the kind of body always in demand
Joggin' in the mornings, go man go
Workouts in the health spa, muscles grow
You can best believe me
He's a macho man
Glad he took you down with anyone you can
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I gotta be a macho man
Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho
Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I gotta be a macho
Body, body, it's so hot, my body
Body, love to pop my body
Body, love to please my body
Body, don't you tease my body
Body, you'll adore my body
Body, come explore my body
Body, made by God, my body
Body, baby it's so good, my body
You can tell a macho, he has a funky walk
His western shirts and leather, always look so boss
Funky with his body, he's a king
Call him Mister Ego, dig his chains
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
Likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (all right)
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! All Right!
Ugh! Macho, baby!
Body, my body, body, wanna feel my body
Body, baby, body, body, come and thrill my body
Body, baby, body, body, love to funk, my body
Body, baby, body, body, it's so hot, my body
So hot, yeah my body
Allright
Every man ought to be a macho, macho man
To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand
Have your own lifestyles and ideals
Possess the strength of confidence, that's the skill
You can best believe that he's a macho man
He's the special god son in anybody's land
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I've got to be a macho! (dig the hair on my chest)
Macho, macho man (see my big thick mustache)
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I've got to be a macho! (Dig broad shoulders)
Macho, macho man (dig my muscles!)
I gotta be a macho man
 
2020-05-30 9:55:58 PM  

optikeye: Dude was so far back in the closet he was in Narnia.


Yeah, it used to be when an "antigay activist" died of undisclosed causes, it was invariably "AIDS related causes" but I don't know if that's still true anymore.
 
2020-05-30 9:57:57 PM  
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2020-05-30 10:00:01 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: If there is a hell for people like this, I hope it's a small unfurnished room with a flourescent light and a PA system that repeats, "there's no God, you wasted your life" over and over for all eternity.


Not sure you can have a Hell without God.  At the very least, someone needs to keep an eye on that PA system.
 
2020-05-30 10:00:27 PM  

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And let's keep it that way.


You won't be missing much, he was a very cruel person.
 
2020-05-30 10:02:15 PM  
military police just fired on protestors (non-lethal rounds) in DC
 
2020-05-30 10:02:19 PM  

Gyrfalcon: optikeye: Dude was so far back in the closet he was in Narnia.

Yeah, it used to be when an "antigay activist" died of undisclosed causes, it was invariably "AIDS related causes" but I don't know if that's still true anymore.


CSB time.

When I was little kid my dad would wait for my mom to go to bed then come get me to watch Johnny Carson in the living room.

There was an Ep where Carson was doing a Mr. Rogers bit and when he went to the closet to get a sweater there as a gay guy in there and my dad had to explain to me what in the closet meant.
 
2020-05-30 10:02:41 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

BettyBowers: Notorious anti-gay bigot Lou Sheldon, founder of Traditional Values Coalition, is relocating to a warmer climate. https://t.co/rgJkKN2cYQ


Hell?
 
2020-05-30 10:03:32 PM  

alechemist: Original: Original Tweet:
BettyBowers: Notorious anti-gay bigot Lou Sheldon, founder of Traditional Values Coalition, is relocating to a warmer climate. https://t.co/rgJkKN2cYQ

Hell?


Worse, Arizona.
 
2020-05-30 10:03:34 PM  
Correction: An earlier version of this story referred to Anita Bryant as SOC's "pubic face." We are very sorry for this typo.
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2020-05-30 10:03:49 PM  

Megathuma: military police just fired on protestors (non-lethal rounds) in DC


correction--I think it was those gas pellets. Anyway, MP showed up and were firing within a minute.
 
2020-05-30 10:05:25 PM  

Megathuma: Megathuma: military police just fired on protestors (non-lethal rounds) in DC

correction--I think it was those gas pellets. Anyway, MP showed up and were firing within a minute.


And this is the wrong thread. I'm going to show myself out.
 
2020-05-30 10:05:39 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: If there is a hell for people like this, I hope it's a small unfurnished room with a flourescent light and a PA system that repeats, "there's no God, you wasted your life" over and over for all eternity.


I hope there is a hell.  There are going to be a lot of physicists there by now.  They will have long ago figured out the secret to controlled nuclear fusion.  Science fact, one fusion reactor, can replace 10 trillion cubits of inferno for energy generation.  By now I imagine hell is all climate controlled, and a pleasant, science based, place to live.
 
2020-05-30 10:07:10 PM  
He is mourned by many pool boys who were on a permanent payroll by him :(
 
2020-05-30 10:16:03 PM  
I bet if you had tied this bastard to a chair and had a 23 year-old Latino boy shake his wang around the guy's face, he would have popped a woodrow faster than Limbaugh pops pills.  And that shame is what drove his lifelong hate.
 
2020-05-30 10:18:50 PM  
*shrug* Just 'cuz this would've pissed him off:

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2020-05-30 10:20:18 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Oh, this motherfarker was still living.... my thoughts:
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Chris Barnes is the man. Feasting on the blood of the insane might also be applicable here.
 
2020-05-30 10:25:46 PM  
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2020-05-30 10:39:16 PM  

usahole: Surprised to learn Anita Bryant is still alive, if you can call that alive.


we've all been sick since that concert.
 
2020-05-30 10:39:22 PM  
This asswipe was quite well known in the 80's, but gradually lost visibility. He was pure evil, and it is a joy that he lived to see the complete and total destruction of his life's primary work.

Gratifying also that, far from enjoying a godly afterlife, he has merely lost all consciousness and has ceased to exist, rotting away to total nothingness and to be forgotten forever.
 
2020-05-30 10:51:41 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I hope he has to watch two dudes farking for the rest of eternity. And not even good looking dudes.


How do you know with certainty that isn't his fantasy? You could be wishing him an eternity of ecstasy for all you know.
 
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