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2020-05-30 8:56:22 AM  
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2020-05-30 8:58:21 AM  
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2020-05-30 9:00:24 AM  
The young ones, we put them on the front line.

Oh my god I just can't.
 
2020-05-30 9:09:04 AM  
Oh, yeah.  He used the word "sir", so you know that conversation never took place.

/Except in his head.
 
2020-05-30 9:10:38 AM  
It really does sound like he got turned on a bit from watching.

Fark you trump.
 
2020-05-30 9:11:13 AM  
Trump is itching for an excuse to have protestors gunned down.
 
2020-05-30 9:14:15 AM  
Sounds like he needs to go golfing
 
2020-05-30 9:14:52 AM  

PainInTheASP: Oh, yeah.  He used the word "sir", so you know that conversation never took place.

/Except in his head.


It must be nice to have one's very own Smithers rattling around in the back of one's brain.
 
2020-05-30 9:15:22 AM  
why is everything magic with this guy.
 
2020-05-30 9:18:36 AM  

Jake Havechek: Trump is itching for an excuse to have protestors gunned down.


One dumb in O-V-AL
 
2020-05-30 9:20:07 AM  

Ker_Thwap: PainInTheASP: Oh, yeah.  He used the word "sir", so you know that conversation never took place.

/Except in his head.

It must be nice to have one's very own Smithers rattling around in the back of one's brain.


OBJECTION!

Trump's brain is not in evidence!
 
2020-05-30 9:21:19 AM  
And of course he threw in that the crowd was "professionally organized"

Where's that cartoon about the big bag of protester money?
 
2020-05-30 9:24:12 AM  
now there's a short version
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2020-05-30 9:28:05 AM  
So much "not helping". Biggly, the best not helping on the entire planet. So much not helping we are tired of it.
So here's your torches and pitchforks.
 
2020-05-30 9:28:11 AM  
"professionally organized". I'm amazed he didn't explicitly invoke (((Soros))) dollars.
 
2020-05-30 9:29:58 AM  

ultradeeg: now there's a short version
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The fark is MAGA NIGHT AT THE White House and will there also be a protest and also will there be AR type weaponry and also will there be live streams?
 
2020-05-30 9:32:43 AM  
"good practice"? Practice for WHAT.
 
2020-05-30 9:48:55 AM  

Butterflew: "good practice"? Practice for WHAT.


Soviet style military clampdown.
 
2020-05-30 9:50:41 AM  

ultradeeg: ultradeeg: now there's a short version
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The fark is MAGA NIGHT AT THE White House and will there also be a protest and also will there be AR type weaponry and also will there be live streams?


Don't be surprised if people die there tonight
 
2020-05-30 9:51:27 AM  
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2020-05-30 9:54:21 AM  

ultradeeg: now there's a short version
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He has activated the MAGA bat signal.  Guess he's looking for a street battle he can watch from the WH balcony.
 
2020-05-30 10:03:36 AM  

ultradeeg: ultradeeg: now there's a short version
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The fark is MAGA NIGHT AT THE White House and will there also be a protest and also will there be AR type weaponry and also will there be live streams?


He wants a confrontation between the poor and middle class white people and the poor and middle class black people.

He wants a group to defend him. He is asking for the beginnings of a violent confrontation.
 
2020-05-30 10:09:10 AM  
Trump is itching to kill someone, preferably someone his cult hates.
 
2020-05-30 10:10:56 AM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: ultradeeg: now there's a short version
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He has activated the MAGA bat signal.  Guess he's looking for a street battle he can watch from the WH balcony.


Good luck with that.  If MAGAts show up in DC they're going to be greatly outnumbered and they know it.
 
2020-05-30 10:13:38 AM  

Butterflew: "good practice"? Practice for WHAT.


Ah, someone who has reading comprehension. Most folks gloss over that part.
 
2020-05-30 10:13:53 AM  
Donny still stirring up shiat I see.
 
2020-05-30 10:19:54 AM  
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2020-05-30 10:25:04 AM  
Comrade COVID would be wise to remember -  if his brain still functions well enough to do memory recall - just how bad 1968 was. We're about 80% there right now. We barely survived that decade with the republic intact, and that was with a president that knew what the fark he was doing. Well, outside of Vietnam. This is all the racial/social/economic strife of the 1960s sprinkled with a viral pandemic and an executive/legislative branch that couldn't find their assholes with a map and a flashlight.
 
2020-05-30 10:29:07 AM  

ultradeeg: ultradeeg: now there's a short version
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The fark is MAGA NIGHT AT THE White House and will there also be a protest and also will there be AR type weaponry and also will there be live streams?


It's like MAGA NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM but with more stupid.
 
2020-05-30 10:29:41 AM  
Does Trump know what happened to Caligula?
 
2020-05-30 10:35:11 AM  
Another fascinating glimpse into the mind of a completely unhinged madman.  This sicko needs to be spending his retirement in a rubber room.
 
2020-05-30 10:36:15 AM  

Jake Havechek: Does Trump know what happened to Caligula?


Does that make Kushner Incitatus?
 
2020-05-30 10:39:49 AM  

Nadie_AZ: ultradeeg: ultradeeg: now there's a short version
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The fark is MAGA NIGHT AT THE White House and will there also be a protest and also will there be AR type weaponry and also will there be live streams?

He wants a confrontation between the poor and middle class white people and the poor and middle class black people.

He wants a group to defend him. He is asking for the beginnings of a violent confrontation.


If only we had a decent coliseum to hold the gladiators.
 
2020-05-30 10:45:45 AM  
But her emails.
 
2020-05-30 10:46:44 AM  
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Mr. Trump. I've seen Jamie Foxx. I've watched his movies...I've enjoyed his comedic wit...you sir are no Jamie Foxx!
 
2020-05-30 10:47:35 AM  
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2020-05-30 10:50:16 AM  
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2020-05-30 11:11:58 AM  
I'm confused. Why doesn't Trump "invite them in, hear what they have to say, make a deal"? That was his suggestion for how to handle Y'allQueda demanding haircuts and booths at restaurants while wielding firearms and storming government buildings...
 
2020-05-30 11:15:25 AM  
The people's poet has spoken! Er, tweeted. Whatever.
 
2020-05-30 11:16:25 AM  
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2020-05-30 11:16:38 AM  
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I wonder what movie they turned on for him while the secret service agents monitored the situation from the coffee machine?
 
2020-05-30 11:17:23 AM  

NewportBarGuy: The young ones, we put them on the front line.

Oh my god I just can't.


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2020-05-30 11:18:35 AM  

ultradeeg: ultradeeg: now there's a short version
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The fark is MAGA NIGHT AT THE White House and will there also be a protest and also will there be AR type weaponry and also will there be live streams?


Half-cover charge for fake bazookas.
 
2020-05-30 11:19:13 AM  
You don't like our bark, you certainly won't like the bite, asshole.

A coward, just like every one of his low-iq followers...
 
2020-05-30 11:19:13 AM  
JFC. The president is supposed to calm tensions and be the voice of reason and civility. And this asshole just can't help himself.
 
2020-05-30 11:19:16 AM  
Trump didn't write these tweets.

Whomever did, wrestled the Android out of Trump's hands as he was tweeting, "I ordered the Secret Service to open fire on those THUGS and they REFUSED an order from your favorite President (me!). Bad move! Maybe I let them live on Easy Street for too long. Time to earn your keep!"

/good thing he has those baby hands
//easy to wrestle devices from them
 
2020-05-30 11:19:44 AM  
Dear Tiny Hands, the Secret Service has the DUTY to protect you, and the property you live on.  If asked individually, I bet more than half wish you would DIAF, and there is a direct correlation between their daily proximity to you and their wish for said fire.
 
2020-05-30 11:20:50 AM  

Rotcorp: Dear Tiny Hands, the Secret Service has the DUTY to protect you, and the property you live on.  If asked individually, I bet more than half wish you would DIAF, and there is a direct correlation between their daily proximity to you and their wish for said fire.


I hope Presidents don't get Secret Service protection in prison. That would be a relief for them.
 
2020-05-30 11:21:32 AM  
Donald Trump is a Piece of Shiate
 
2020-05-30 11:22:46 AM  

Jake Havechek: Does Trump know what happened to Caligula?


He's more of a Nero, golfing while people die from his policies.
 
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