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2020-05-29 11:26:21 PM  
You and me baby, we ain't nothin but mammals, birds, reptiles, insects and fish so let's do it like they do it on Discovery Channel
 
2020-05-30 3:13:22 AM  
Setting shiat on fire seems to also be popular right now.
 
2020-05-30 3:51:30 AM  
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2020-05-30 3:52:32 AM  
Which proves my theory on how most* animals prefer to have sex without being watched by others.

*subby's mom
 
2020-05-30 4:22:12 AM  
T"zoo's herd of camels are among those who appear to be missing visitors; they now follow every zoo employee who walks past their enclosure."

I have a duck that has been following me these past months as I stroll to the grocery store. Thing is, he appears to be living at the Superdome (New Orleans) and that seems odd for a duck. Once he came back to my apt but didn't accept my invitation inside. I see him so often I'm thinking of naming him.
 
2020-05-30 4:28:34 AM  
Ook
 
2020-05-30 4:34:33 AM  
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2020-05-30 4:54:31 AM  

dickfreckle: T"zoo's herd of camels are among those who appear to be missing visitors; they now follow every zoo employee who walks past their enclosure."

I have a duck that has been following me these past months as I stroll to the grocery store. Thing is, he appears to be living at the Superdome (New Orleans) and that seems odd for a duck. Once he came back to my apt but didn't accept my invitation inside. I see him so often I'm thinking of naming him.


Years ago, my next door neighbor's duck followed my dog and me to the school bus stop every afternoon. He would patiently wait with us for the bus. It was a little surreal. .
 
2020-05-30 4:54:38 AM  
Fark isn't your personal erotica site, subby
 
2020-05-30 4:55:30 AM  

fusillade762: Setting shiat on fire seems to also be popular right now.


Some bands just sing about lighting it on fire.

Cowboy Mouth - Light It On Fire
Youtube It2bSgF_Pqw


Other musicians actually do light it on fire.

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Some take it too far:

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/That's probably in bad taste..
//Sorry.
///Too soon?  It was 17 years ago.
 
2020-05-30 4:57:01 AM  

Urmuf Hamer: You and me baby, we ain't nothin but mammals, birds, reptiles, insects and fish so let's do it like they do it on Discovery Channel


That's like their very own PornHub
 
2020-05-30 5:04:05 AM  

Gramma: dickfreckle: T"zoo's herd of camels are among those who appear to be missing visitors; they now follow every zoo employee who walks past their enclosure."

I have a duck that has been following me these past months as I stroll to the grocery store. Thing is, he appears to be living at the Superdome (New Orleans) and that seems odd for a duck. Once he came back to my apt but didn't accept my invitation inside. I see him so often I'm thinking of naming him.

Years ago, my next door neighbor's duck followed my dog and me to the school bus stop every afternoon. He would patiently wait with us for the bus. It was a little surreal. .


"Surreal" is a good word for it. I'm all, "I'm walking down a major city street and a duck is following me." I can't explain why a duck is living on dry land, but he seems fine with it.

If I had a car I'd toss him in there and take him to City Park where there's lots of water. I do have a motorcycle but I'm pretty sure a duck would be problematic.
 
2020-05-30 5:07:57 AM  
my heart goes out to that poor taunter-less dynamite monkey.
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2020-05-30 5:30:32 AM  

Urmuf Hamer: You and me baby, we ain't nothin but mammals, birds, reptiles, insects and fish so let's do it like they do it on Discovery Channel


Stop referencing a song from the 90s
 
2020-05-30 5:56:51 AM  

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Damnit!  An hour late!
 
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2020-05-30 6:13:52 AM  
Ducks eat for free at subway.
 
2020-05-30 9:03:44 AM  
If no visitors are making the zoo animals increase their mating and the zoo itself is losing money.... install cameras, create website- profit!!
 
2020-05-30 9:36:31 AM  

phishrace: Which proves my theory on how most* animals prefer to have sex without being watched by others.

*subby's mom


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2020-05-30 9:46:36 AM  

ChrisDe: phishrace: Which proves my theory on how most* animals prefer to have sex without being watched by others.


Depends on the animal. (full-disclosure: Former zookeeper here).

Certain animals are the exact opposite, and are notorious exhibitionists. The place, where I worked most of of the direct animal-care part of my career, the leopards were, by far, the porn stars of the establishment, always doing the nasty right against the fence, and directly in front of the biggest crowds of people.

(I say 'porn stars', because zoo visitors were alwaysfilming them). :P
 
2020-05-30 10:14:08 AM  
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2020-05-30 10:30:24 AM  

ChrisDe: phishrace: Which proves my theory on how most* animals prefer to have sex without being watched by others.

*subby's mom

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I often feel like we are living Being There, but in the mirror universe, where instead of a gentle gardener, Chauncy is a racist a-hole.
 
2020-05-30 11:16:13 AM  

Gramma: dickfreckle: T"zoo's herd of camels are among those who appear to be missing visitors; they now follow every zoo employee who walks past their enclosure."

I have a duck that has been following me these past months as I stroll to the grocery store. Thing is, he appears to be living at the Superdome (New Orleans) and that seems odd for a duck. Once he came back to my apt but didn't accept my invitation inside. I see him so often I'm thinking of naming him.

Years ago, my next door neighbor's duck followed my dog and me to the school bus stop every afternoon. He would patiently wait with us for the bus. It was a little surreal. .


Did he keep asking you for grapes?
 
2020-05-30 1:33:28 PM  

Gramma: dickfreckle: T"zoo's herd of camels are among those who appear to be missing visitors; they now follow every zoo employee who walks past their enclosure."

I have a duck that has been following me these past months as I stroll to the grocery store. Thing is, he appears to be living at the Superdome (New Orleans) and that seems odd for a duck. Once he came back to my apt but didn't accept my invitation inside. I see him so often I'm thinking of naming him.

Years ago, my next door neighbor's duck followed my dog and me to the school bus stop every afternoon. He would patiently wait with us for the bus. It was a little surreal. .


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