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(Columbia Daily Tribune)   Covidiot-run Missouri daycare that sued county over stay-at-home order may wish it spent less money on lawyers and more on PPE   (columbiatribune.com) divider line
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2020-05-29 6:25:05 PM  
I wouldn't trust a child's daycare run by a dude, but that's just me.
 
2020-05-29 7:55:17 PM  
I'm starting to think Covid-19 might be a little contagious. Has anyone told Trump yet?
 
2020-05-29 8:43:08 PM  
Who could have predicted this stunning development.
 
2020-05-29 8:45:40 PM  
Thus you see why it's pronounced "Misery"?
 
2020-05-29 9:57:07 PM  
When I was young, I was represented by legendary peolle like Senator Tom Eagleton.

Then we had a brilliant governor we loved so much, when he died in a plane crash, we elected him to the Senate anyway. We had industrial plants galore but also aerospace and corporate headquaters.

Now we have Rudy the Methhead and his cousin wife, Roberta, who will explain why the Jews are conspiring with the commie LIBS to destroy this great country and ain't none of THEIR money is going to big city doctors or teachers and such like.

Missouri has become a black hole of suckage.
 
2020-05-29 10:03:56 PM  

wejash: When I was young, I was represented by legendary peolle like Senator Tom Eagleton.

Then we had a brilliant governor we loved so much, when he died in a plane crash, we elected him to the Senate anyway. We had industrial plants galore but also aerospace and corporate headquaters.

Now we have Rudy the Methhead and his cousin wife, Roberta, who will explain why the Jews are conspiring with the commie LIBS to destroy this great country and ain't none of THEIR money is going to big city doctors or teachers and such like.

Missouri has become a black hole of suckage.


You mad, bro?
 
2020-05-29 10:13:47 PM  

NotCodger: wejash: When I was young, I was represented by legendary peolle like Senator Tom Eagleton.

Then we had a brilliant governor we loved so much, when he died in a plane crash, we elected him to the Senate anyway. We had industrial plants galore but also aerospace and corporate headquaters.

Now we have Rudy the Methhead and his cousin wife, Roberta, who will explain why the Jews are conspiring with the commie LIBS to destroy this great country and ain't none of THEIR money is going to big city doctors or teachers and such like.

Missouri has become a black hole of suckage.

You mad, bro?


Yeah, Roberta used to be hot when she had teeth...
 
2020-05-29 11:07:04 PM  

NotCodger: wejash: When I was young, I was represented by legendary peolle like Senator Tom Eagleton.

Then we had a brilliant governor we loved so much, when he died in a plane crash, we elected him to the Senate anyway. We had industrial plants galore but also aerospace and corporate headquaters.

Now we have Rudy the Methhead and his cousin wife, Roberta, who will explain why the Jews are conspiring with the commie LIBS to destroy this great country and ain't none of THEIR money is going to big city doctors or teachers and such like.

Missouri has become a black hole of suckage.

You mad, bro?


He ain't wrong.  They used to have discussions about building a biotech corridor from Kansas City to St. Louis.  Now they argue about whether or not to wear masks during a pandemic.
 
2020-05-29 11:26:47 PM  
Covid is estimated to be contagious 1-2 days before symptoms.  This person exposed others for a total of 17 hours.  Could be a superspreader event.  Good luck.
 
2020-05-30 1:16:43 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Covid is estimated to be contagious 1-2 days before symptoms.  This person exposed others for a total of 17 hours.  Could be a superspreader event.  Good luck.


We don't know how long for one can spread it.

It's time we just freaking admit that. We don't know.

I suspect it's much longer based on something I just pulled out of my donkey.
 
2020-05-30 1:21:01 AM  

paulleah: Rapmaster2000: Covid is estimated to be contagious 1-2 days before symptoms.  This person exposed others for a total of 17 hours.  Could be a superspreader event.  Good luck.

We don't know how long for one can spread it.

It's time we just freaking admit that. We don't know.

I suspect it's much longer based on something I just pulled out of my donkey.


That should be of great solace to the exposed.  Thank you for your wise and comforting words.
 
2020-05-30 1:33:34 AM  
Oh, look. What we said would happen has happened. Again.
 
2020-05-30 1:36:03 AM  
Have we had an update from that crowded water park yet or are we still waiting to see that one shake out?
 
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2020-05-30 1:48:50 AM  

cretinbob: I wouldn't trust a child's daycare run by a dude, but that's just me.


I've been teaching and protecting children for 20 years, and I'm way manlier than you.
 
2020-05-30 1:52:37 AM  

Rapmaster2000: paulleah: Rapmaster2000: Covid is estimated to be contagious 1-2 days before symptoms.  This person exposed others for a total of 17 hours.  Could be a superspreader event.  Good luck.

We don't know how long for one can spread it.

It's time we just freaking admit that. We don't know.

I suspect it's much longer based on something I just pulled out of my donkey.

That should be of great solace to the exposed.  Thank you for your wise and comforting words.


Why lie to ourselves?

Every time something happens, the scientists say "we didn't think it could...", yet it does.

We are in the first course of a 12 course meal.
 
2020-05-30 2:18:18 AM  
I hope all the people they care about die from it.
 
2020-05-30 2:33:13 AM  

Ringshadow: Have we had an update from that crowded water park yet or are we still waiting to see that one shake out?


The last I saw, one person had developed symptoms and tested positive the day after he was there. No word yet on how many others took a bit of his RNA home with them.
 
2020-05-30 2:39:30 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Oh, look. What we said would happen has happened. Again.


Cause and effect have a liberal bias.
 
2020-05-30 2:58:37 AM  
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2020-05-30 3:39:30 AM  
Wait... a black man was killed by a white cop.  I thought COVID was over?
 
2020-05-30 5:00:56 AM  
I like the word Covidiot.

It is unfortunate there are so many people deserving of the name.
 
2020-05-30 5:48:48 AM  
Came on vacation.....went home to intubation
 
2020-05-30 6:59:55 AM  

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You know, I finally just noticed that that snake is coiled like a spring for no rational reason.

I mean sure snakes an coil up, but not like a freaking spring, where no part touches itself. It's like the snakes scales are social distancing. Was it -meant- to represent irrational nonsense from the beginning?
 
2020-05-30 7:15:07 AM  

Begoggle: I hope all the people they care about die from it.


No, no, no, no.

We don't want people to die. I guess I get the idea of a comeuppance, but that's just revenge porn BS. I'm a fairly liberal man and would much rather have the world back that we had in November. Healthy people, skiing season coming up and a good economy. None of this is good for us.
 
2020-05-30 7:18:17 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Wait... a black man was killed by a white cop.  I thought COVID was over?


No, but I just read of protest /disturbances in 18 cities over the killing. And just like Farkers have ben talking about the no mask protesters spreading COVID, the public lynching protesters are also spreading it.

(My small county has had cases rising for a week after initially having a couple dozen, with most of them working in or with contacts from a neighboring county's meat plant. That county has a lot, and is where a lot of our people do their shopping...)
 
2020-05-30 7:53:24 AM  

cretinbob: I wouldn't trust a child's daycare run by a dude, but that's just me.


I wouldn't trust any dude who thinks men can't care for children.
 
2020-05-30 9:53:42 AM  
wejash: ...Then we had a brilliant governor we loved so much, when he died in a plane crash, we elected him to the Senate anyway. We had industrial plants galore but also aerospace and corporate headquaters.

LOL I forgot all about that!  Yes, John Ashcroft was so terrible he lost to a dead man.  If only that had ended things for him.
 
2020-05-30 10:36:05 AM  

IamTomJoad: Came on vacation.....went home to intubation


Thrown on a bed, some beefy guy shoving a tube down my throat again.
 
2020-05-30 4:15:30 PM  
Sometime when this is done I want to go on a roadtrip to the Ozarks mountains. My mom and aunt went and the pictures are very good.
 
2020-05-30 10:52:02 PM  

Prof. Frink: IamTomJoad: Came on vacation.....went home to intubation

Thrown on a bed, some beefy guy shoving a tube down my throat again.


Just bust a move?
 
2020-05-31 12:15:20 AM  

Blenheim: Prof. Frink: IamTomJoad: Came on vacation.....went home to intubation

Thrown on a bed, some beefy guy shoving a tube down my throat again.

Just bust a move?


He's wearing lipstick
grabs his dipstick
He says "lie down and think of Colin Kaepernick"
I pass out could without a moment to lose
What comes next?, Just bust a move!
 
2020-05-31 11:51:59 AM  

NotCodger: I'm starting to think Covid-19 might be a little contagious. Has anyone told Trump yet?


One of the symptoms seems to make the moronically dumb wander out in public like a parasitic fungus that makes insects expose themselves to getting eaten by birds to be passed along.
 
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