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(The Hindu)   Just in case things weren't 2020 enough the POTUS is now inventing entire conversations with foreign leaders that never happened   (thehindu.com) divider line
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TWX [TotalFark]
2020-05-29 5:35:30 PM  
I'd say it's time for Article 25, but that time has long since passed.
 
2020-05-29 5:43:22 PM  
I doubt it's the first time he's done that.
 
2020-05-29 6:09:47 PM  
He does that all the time, don't worry about it.
 
2020-05-29 6:13:18 PM  
"They said to me 'Sir...."
 
2020-05-29 8:10:28 PM  

TWX: I'd say it's time for Article 25, but that time has long since passed.


Regardless, Pence does not want the scrutiny.
 
2020-05-29 8:47:56 PM  

stan unusual: "They said to me 'Sir...."


"Big, burly guy, had tears in his eyes!"
 
2020-05-29 9:57:29 PM  

King Something: TWX: I'd say it's time for Article 25, but that time has long since passed.

Regardless, Pence does not want the scrutiny.


Where is he lately?
 
2020-05-29 10:02:14 PM  
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2020-05-29 10:14:44 PM  
"And then the President of Kimbobi, he was so polite to me."
"Kimbobi is not a country."
"Not anymore, we killed it. Absolutely killed it. Very rude country, I tell you what..."
 
2020-05-29 10:35:49 PM  
That, or someone is pranking trump by telling them their are a different person once they are on the phone with him.
 
2020-05-29 11:02:13 PM  

labman: That, or someone is pranking trump by telling them their are a different person once they are on the phone with him.


If someone from a foreign country told him about a smoothie in which you can really taste the chutney, he wouldn't blink an eye.
 
2020-05-29 11:05:36 PM  
"We had a really nice conversation and he agreed with me on everything we talked about."
 
2020-05-30 12:35:09 AM  
We need the translator for Trump and Putin's chat to spill the beans

/and then go into hiding
 
2020-05-30 1:34:09 AM  
Yeah, he does that a lot. Sorry India.
 
2020-05-30 1:34:44 AM  

whither_apophis: We need the translator for Trump and Putin's chat to spill the beans

/and then go into hiding


Unlikely, as I'm sure they all take an all-expenses one-way paid trip to the Chernobyl exclusion zone.
 
2020-05-30 1:35:20 AM  
FTFA: There has been no recent contact between PM Modi and President Trump. The last conversation between them was on 4 April 2020 on Hydroxychloroquine [HCQ]," said sources in the Ministry of External Affairs (MEA).

What is it with this motherfarker and hydroxychloroquine?
 
2020-05-30 1:35:33 AM  

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2020-05-30 1:37:32 AM  

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is it wrong that i want to bang nurse ratched like a screen door?
 
2020-05-30 1:39:21 AM  
Well, I'm shocked to find out trump is  a pathological liar.

I'm sure the trump mushroom secretion slurpers like the soviet spud, kangaroo dumbf*ck, old dooooshbag and shiat shovel can hop right on why they love the flavor of mushroom juice.

Personally, even the most fervent trump worshiper must be getting tired of supporting his lies and idiocy.  At this point, they have to be soviet bots; otherwise they would be too stupid to even do the their normal cut-n-paste from 8chan.
 
2020-05-30 1:39:31 AM  

johnny queso: fragMasterFlash: Mojongo: [Fark user image 850x923]

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is it wrong that i want to bang nurse ratched like a screen door?


She's got a hot/crazy look going on there..  my suggestion is look but do not touch.
 
2020-05-30 1:40:15 AM  

edmo: King Something: TWX: I'd say it's time for Article 25, but that time has long since passed.

Regardless, Pence does not want the scrutiny.

Where is he lately?


Not sure why but last seen with Trump strangling him.

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2020-05-30 1:40:51 AM  

whither_apophis: We need the translator for Trump and Putin's chat to spill the beans

/and then go into hiding


I have little doubt that those translators are even now helping some pretty flowers to grow.
 
2020-05-30 1:42:07 AM  

Ishkur: "We had a really nice conversation and he agreed with me on everything we talked about."


"And then he thanked me for being so awesome."
 
2020-05-30 1:42:18 AM  

Alphax: johnny queso: fragMasterFlash: Mojongo: [Fark user image 850x923]

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is it wrong that i want to bang nurse ratched like a screen door?

She's got a hot/crazy look going on there..  my suggestion is look but do not touch.


could be the hat
 
2020-05-30 1:42:28 AM  
Is this the same session where he said he got the covid and survived it?
 
2020-05-30 1:42:41 AM  

TWX: I'd say it's time for Article 25, but that time has long since passed.


No.

Let him go on and talk at rallies. Constantly. Daily. Twice a day. Fill up his time so much he cannot do anything but campaign. So much that it is the largest drain of the coffers of the Republican Party. Let him lose this November. The biggest loss by any presidental candidate.

THEN as soon as the election is called, Article 25 him.

Because we will never hear a concession speech come out of his mouth. That would make him a loser. He is going to fight tooth and nail that the results are fake.
 
2020-05-30 1:44:44 AM  
Donald is so needy. An emotional, needy, high-maintenance attention whore.

Manliest president in the modern era, surely.

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2020-05-30 1:49:42 AM  

johnny queso: fragMasterFlash: Mojongo: [Fark user image 850x923]

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No
 
2020-05-30 1:56:05 AM  

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There really aren't many ways left to adequately explain how anyone could proudly say, "That's my president."  That's one of them, I guess.
 
2020-05-30 1:56:28 AM  
Republicans always lie.
 
2020-05-30 1:58:57 AM  
Ah more dalusions ..
paranoia
hmmm

Schizophrenic paranoia with delusions of grandeur... actually being president doesn't help this at all.
 
2020-05-30 2:01:07 AM  
Too used to countries that will go along with it because they think they need to save the relation with us or because they're puppeteering trump anyways so it merely amuses them.
 
2020-05-30 2:09:39 AM  

labman: That, or someone is pranking trump by telling them their are a different person once they are on the phone with him.


Have you seen the shiat that guy retweets? There is no doubt, man of the labs.
 
2020-05-30 2:09:54 AM  
And then, I learned why it's not ok to put a dishonest person in power.

And then, I learned the true meaning of christmas.
 
2020-05-30 2:13:57 AM  
Are we sure staffers aren't phoning into the Oval Office and acting like they are foreign leaders?
 
2020-05-30 2:15:59 AM  

BlazeTrailer: edmo: King Something: TWX: I'd say it's time for Article 25, but that time has long since passed.

Regardless, Pence does not want the scrutiny.

Where is he lately?

Not sure why but last seen with Trump strangling him.

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2020-05-30 2:17:00 AM  
Getting other world leaders to publicly call you a liar isn't probably a good way to make America great again.
But that doesn't really matter since the phone calls were with the Pence family in Indiana, not India.  Trump's not good with geography outside of lower Manhattan.
 
2020-05-30 2:17:10 AM  

janzee: Are we sure staffers aren't phoning into the Oval Office and acting like they are foreign leaders?


Staffers? Dude, the Jerky Boys are doing that. Radio DJs in Mexico are doing that.

PICKLE now owns an Island in the Florida Keys from doing that.
 
2020-05-30 2:25:53 AM  
The usual Fark Trump-Humpers are staying away from this story.  I'm disappointed.

Come on guys! Step up your game!!!  Try to tell us how this is really a good thing.

It's challenging, but we believe in you.
 
2020-05-30 2:27:30 AM  
I bet he's got dementia, people in the white house know he has dementia and are pulling an Edith Wilson for as long as we can until it becomes to apparent.  It'll probably happen when he mistakes Mike Pence for a 19 year old Czech model and grabs his ass on camera while shouting "Ssssssssmokin!" during a State of the Union speech.
 
2020-05-30 2:29:38 AM  
Trump just lies, that is all he does, ever.
 
2020-05-30 2:29:50 AM  
Does he have neurosyphilis?
 
2020-05-30 2:32:28 AM  

hotrod2001: until it becomes to apparent.


0.o
 
2020-05-30 2:33:49 AM  
That's a shame. Trump has such a rapport with China.
 
2020-05-30 2:35:30 AM  
Subby, he started that before he was elected.
 
2020-05-30 2:39:06 AM  

IndyJohn: The usual Fark Trump-Humpers are staying away from this story.  I'm disappointed.

Come on guys! Step up your game!!!  Try to tell us how this is really a good thing.

It's challenging, but we believe in you.


Talking points take time. And they only make rubles on the dollar.
 
2020-05-30 2:39:10 AM  

hotrod2001: I bet he's got dementia, people in the white house know he has dementia and are pulling an Edith Wilson for as long as we can until it becomes to apparent.  It'll probably happen when he mistakes Mike Pence for a 19 year old Czech model and grabs his ass on camera while shouting "Ssssssssmokin!" during a State of the Union speech.


Of course he has dementia

But he's been a pathological liar since his youth.  He has ALWAYS said whatever the fark he wants at any moment regardless of truth.
 
2020-05-30 2:40:17 AM  

Langdon_777: Trump just lies, that is all he does, ever.


It's what he does. It's all he does!
 
2020-05-30 2:58:21 AM  
FTA: "When asked by reporters about his offer of mediation on the "raging border dispute" between India and China, made first in a tweet on Thursday, Mr. Trump said he would be willing to broker talks between the two countries if "it would help"."

They should really take him up on this offer.

Shared laughter can bring disparate people together, and, boy, wouldn't this be funny to watch.
 
2020-05-30 3:00:11 AM  

El Trolo: Langdon_777: Trump just lies, that is all he does, ever.

It's what he does. It's all he does!


If Donald Trump said, "This sentence is a lie," the paradox would resolve itself because it would translate to "Donald Trump is saying this sentence, therefore it is a lie," and it would be not just any kind of lie, but the elusive True Lie. A double-dog-lie.
 
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