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(CBS Minnesota)   "A riot is the language of the unheard" - MLK. Civil unrest continues in Minneapolis, Atlanta, New York, Louisville, Los Angeles   (minnesota.cbslocal.com) divider line
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2020-05-29 5:41:33 PM  
You beat me to it <shakes fist>. I'm NOT going to get into the politics/and the reason, it will turn into a shiatshow anyways, My headline " Good job Twin Cities, because of your temper tantrums, you're now sent to bed early...and without dinner. Night time curfew in effect, no Uber Eats deliveries for you."

Looks like I'll be staying in tonight
 
2020-05-29 7:06:30 PM  
Will this slow down the Boogaloo Boyz who have purportedly been streaming into town all day, hoping to find "looters" they can practice their 2nd Amendment rights upon?
 
2020-05-29 7:19:03 PM  

Therion: Will this slow down the Boogaloo Boyz who have purportedly been streaming into town all day, hoping to find "looters" they can practice their 2nd Amendment rights upon?


Or the people coming in from Milwaukee and Chicago just to riot and loot?

Don't worry, Al Sharpton is here too!
 
2020-05-29 7:21:39 PM  
Even Lil Wayne is calling for calm. Stop rioting, rioters. The point is made.
 
2020-05-29 7:22:25 PM  

Sniffers Row: Therion: Will this slow down the Boogaloo Boyz who have purportedly been streaming into town all day, hoping to find "looters" they can practice their 2nd Amendment rights upon?

Or the people coming in from Milwaukee and Chicago just to riot and loot?


I'm sure some of them are good people.
 
2020-05-29 7:23:44 PM  
Nothin' good happens after dark.
 
2020-05-29 7:23:51 PM  
I'm just not sure why the prosecutor didn't check with Ilhan Omar.  She seems to know exactly what happened.
 
2020-05-29 7:24:04 PM  
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Boogaloo boys right now
 
2020-05-29 7:25:08 PM  

Sniffers Row: Therion: Will this slow down the Boogaloo Boyz who have purportedly been streaming into town all day, hoping to find "looters" they can practice their 2nd Amendment rights upon?

Or the people coming in from Milwaukee and Chicago just to riot and loot?

Don't worry, Al Sharpton is here too!


Al Sharpton brings nothing of value to the table. On a side note, will COVID 19 spread like me wildfire through the cities with these protests? Or with the dipshiat reopen protests?
 
2020-05-29 7:26:08 PM  
But now how am I supposed to loot a PlayStation for great justice?
 
2020-05-29 7:27:23 PM  
I do sincerely hope the reopen manbabies have their compensatory firearms ready to come protest this injustice.
 
2020-05-29 7:28:21 PM  
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2020-05-29 7:29:43 PM  

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Yeah, well Spider Man didn't burn down an Indian restaurant. What was the point of that?
 
2020-05-29 7:30:25 PM  

Sniffers Row: You beat me to it <shakes fist>. I'm NOT going to get into the politics/and the reason, it will turn into a shiatshow anyways, My headline " Good job Twin Cities, because of your temper tantrums, you're now sent to bed early...and without dinner. Night time curfew in effect, no Uber Eats deliveries for you."

Looks like I'll be staying in tonight


For someone I've farkled as a firearms enthusiast who doesn't believe in institutional racism, that's probably a good choice.
 
2020-05-29 7:31:02 PM  

Chain Smokes Freely: tasteme: [Fark user image 288x175]

Yeah, well Spider Man didn't burn down an Indian restaurant. What was the point of that?


An extremely pointed Yelp review?
 
2020-05-29 7:32:45 PM  
Welp, Trumpers have already summoned "Ilhan Omar" and "Al Sharpton" for (((some reason))).

"Jesse Jackson!"
"George Soros!"
"Hunter Biden!"

"By your powers combined, I am Captain Boogeyman!"
 
2020-05-29 7:33:30 PM  
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2020-05-29 7:34:06 PM  
I love curfews

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2020-05-29 7:34:48 PM  
So...is anyone going to call out the looters for not social distancing?
 
2020-05-29 7:34:49 PM  
the curfew is not for looting.


covid.


because science.


you're welcome
 
2020-05-29 7:36:09 PM  

Call the Guy: Chain Smokes Freely: tasteme: [Fark user image 288x175]

Yeah, well Spider Man didn't burn down an Indian restaurant. What was the point of that?

An extremely pointed Yelp review?


That would be a pointed review ... if it were a review. Look, burning down police stations ... two thumbs up. Way up. But burning down an Indian restaurant? ... No ... No, no, no ... two thumbs down ... waaaay down.

Those looters wasted a golden opportunity to target ALL police stations. I've seen the convenience store robberies ... 40 or 50 people all coordinated like an orchestra. It can be done. It should have been done. Now it's too late.

Maybe next time.
 
2020-05-29 7:36:28 PM  

gameshowhost: I love curfews

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Bacitav?
 
2020-05-29 7:36:35 PM  
Some people can protest without being idiots and burning down their own neighborhood's businesses and affordable housing projects, those who can't are democrats.
 
2020-05-29 7:37:11 PM  

Call the Guy: Chain Smokes Freely: tasteme: [Fark user image 288x175]

Yeah, well Spider Man didn't burn down an Indian restaurant. What was the point of that?

An extremely pointed Yelp review?


Food came out burnt and the interior was much too hot. No water service.
 
2020-05-29 7:37:46 PM  
Curfew is a panicked squeal of a deterrent. 

"Y-you can't be out now, because it's against the rules!!"

You've lost if you try to invoke curfew against a city's population.
 
2020-05-29 7:38:46 PM  
We've got people flying and driving in-state with a specific agenda to raise hell and confront cops in the hopes of starting a new civil war.

Call me skeptical, but I don't see this having any effect.
 
2020-05-29 7:38:54 PM  

Therion: Will this slow down the Boogaloo Boyz who have purportedly been streaming into town all day, hoping to find "looters" they can practice their 2nd Amendment rights upon?


Jeez, that's a loaded question.
 
2020-05-29 7:40:19 PM  

flart blooger: the curfew is not for looting.


covid.


because science.


you're welcome


This is a weak attempt even by your standards.
 
2020-05-29 7:40:22 PM  

DrewCurtisJr: Some people can protest without being idiots and burning down their own neighborhood's businesses and affordable housing projects, those who can't are democrats.


I remember a certain wilderness preserve that got trashed by Republican dildo enthusiasts over a couple weeks. Somehow didn't get the National Guard thrown at them.
 
2020-05-29 7:40:45 PM  

UltimaCS: Welp, Trumpers have already summoned "Ilhan Omar" and "Al Sharpton" for (((some reason))).

"Jesse Jackson!"
"George Soros!"
"Hunter Biden!"

"By your powers combined, I am Captain Boogeyman!"


And before that, someone brought up boogaloo boyz "purportedly" arriving.  Farkers gonna fark, and people are going to let their farkies shade their opinion before they read the comment.
 
2020-05-29 7:40:54 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: I do sincerely hope the reopen manbabies have their compensatory firearms ready to come protest this injustice.


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2020-05-29 7:41:51 PM  
Huge group in front of the CNN headquarters in Atlanta. They spray painted the sign and stood on top of it.

This isn't limited to the Twin Cities anymore.
 
2020-05-29 7:42:49 PM  
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2020-05-29 7:43:29 PM  
So is this our riot thread for tonight?

St. Paul scanner feed.

https://www.broadcastify.com/webPlaye​r​/13544
 
2020-05-29 7:44:04 PM  
Sometimes,
farking a white woman
Just isn't worth it.....
 
2020-05-29 7:44:36 PM  
Something going down in Oakland tonight. Will probably check it out later.
 
2020-05-29 7:45:30 PM  
let's start our playlist for the 'not looting' that will be 'not occurring' tonight

Sublime - April 29, 1992
Youtube e1dPKfxRhk0
 
2020-05-29 7:46:03 PM  

DrewCurtisJr: Some people can protest without being idiots and burning down their own neighborhood's businesses and affordable housing projects,


They did right up until the police started launching tear gas and flashbangs.
 
2020-05-29 7:46:57 PM  
So a curfew isn't tyranny, but a mask is?
 
2020-05-29 7:48:13 PM  

Chain Smokes Freely: Even Lil Wayne is calling for calm. Stop rioting, rioters. The point is made.


Is the point made?  Has something been put in place to prevent this from happening again?  Or are everyone just hoping that we can go back to normal for a few months until it happens again?
 
2020-05-29 7:48:18 PM  

SlashBlot: Something going down in Oakland tonight. Will probably check it out later.


The best BBQ place in Oakland had it's own sundown curfew, regardless of riots etc.
/20 something years ago, no idea if they got gentrified out like Baghdad Cafe or Steps of Rome
 
2020-05-29 7:49:08 PM  

gameshowhost: I love curfews

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Oh my God that reminds me of some cheap dresser my uncle gave me when I went to college. That was written by his demonic little former stepson on the inside
 
2020-05-29 7:49:19 PM  

EvilElecBlanket: Huge group in front of the CNN headquarters in Atlanta. They spray painted the sign and stood on top of it.


Even though a CNN reporter was arrested by some chucklef*ck cops in Minneapolis?


(He was quickly released, but should not have been arrested in the first place.)
 
2020-05-29 7:49:44 PM  
When do all the oppressed MAGA's march on the state Capitol with their guns drawn protesting the tyrannical government overreach of this lockdown?
 
2020-05-29 7:49:58 PM  

UltimaCS: Welp, Trumpers have already summoned "Ilhan Omar" and "Al Sharpton" for (((some reason))).

"Jesse Jackson!"
"George Soros!"
"Hunter Biden!"

"By your powers combined, I am Captain Boogeyman!"


I googled third degree manslaughter to read the definition and Ilhan and google both thought I needed to see her opinion.  Was slightly annoying to see a politician claim something to be so concrete with probably the same limited information the rest of us have.
 
2020-05-29 7:50:02 PM  

knbwhite: UltimaCS: Welp, Trumpers have already summoned "Ilhan Omar" and "Al Sharpton" for (((some reason))).

"Jesse Jackson!"
"George Soros!"
"Hunter Biden!"

"By your powers combined, I am Captain Boogeyman!"

And before that, someone brought up boogaloo boyz "purportedly" arriving.  Farkers gonna fark, and people are going to let their farkies shade their opinion before they read the comment.


Uh there are screencaps of white supremacists announcing they are on their way to Minneapolis, rifles in hand.
 
2020-05-29 7:50:04 PM  

UltimaCS: Welp, Trumpers have already summoned "Ilhan Omar" and "Al Sharpton" for (((some reason))).

"Jesse Jackson!"
"George Soros!"
"Hunter Biden!"

"By your powers combined, I am Captain Boogeyman!"


I see that. Imma summon the spirit of Malcolm X - By Any Means Necessary.
 
2020-05-29 7:50:15 PM  

Dinodork: So is this our riot thread for tonight?

St. Paul scanner feed.

https://www.broadcastify.com/webPlayer​/13544


Minneapolis MN: Chicago Ave & E 38th St. / R.I.P George Floyd #mamaicantbreath
Youtube sNfEjt64TD8


Livestream. Unicorn Riot hasn't been up and running until darkish.
 
2020-05-29 7:50:59 PM  
My suburb has us under a curfew starting at 9 tonight.  Been seeing rumors of protesters flying into MSP airport, just down the road from me.  I'm not far from the MOA, and have to wonder if shiat isn't going to go down in my neighborhood tonight.
 
2020-05-29 7:51:08 PM  
They're up to at least Strike Team 20 tonight. Only up to 17 last night.
 
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