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(White House)   White House press conference on reopening the pandemic. 5pm ET   (whitehouse.gov) divider line
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2020-05-29 3:38:49 PM  
Wonder if he'll take questions at this one.
 
2020-05-29 3:40:06 PM  
...why?
 
2020-05-29 3:40:39 PM  

bobtheme: Wonder if he'll take questions at this one.


I doubt he'll be there. It will probably be McEnemy.
 
2020-05-29 3:43:24 PM  

dodecahedron: bobtheme: Wonder if he'll take questions at this one.

I doubt he'll be there. It will probably be McEnemy.


You might be right, but everything on the site has his name on it.
 
2020-05-29 3:44:07 PM  
Re-opening the pandemic? Did we close the pandemic?
 
2020-05-29 3:48:33 PM  
It's back to being a hoax today.
 
2020-05-29 3:48:49 PM  
WHAT THE FARK WE ALREADY DID THIS TODAY.
 
2020-05-29 3:48:49 PM  
I fully expect Donald Trump to be tardy.
 
2020-05-29 3:48:52 PM  
He won't address the 100,000 dead.
 
2020-05-29 3:51:09 PM  

gopher321: I fully expect Donald Trump to be tardy.


That's not the preferred nomenclature.
 
2020-05-29 3:51:12 PM  
"fark China, fark the World Health Organization, fark Hong Kong, thank you goodnight."
 
2020-05-29 3:54:30 PM  
MEIN GOTT, MUSS DAS SEIN!? SO EIN B0CHMIST ABER AUCH!!!
 
2020-05-29 3:58:11 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Re-opening the pandemic? Did we close the pandemic?


The Orange Buffoon out front should have told you.
 
2020-05-29 3:59:39 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Re-opening the pandemic? Did we close the pandemic?


We tried to, but we decided to reboot, so it loaded up again, and now it's really mad.
 
2020-05-29 4:01:50 PM  

emersonbiggins: It's back to being a hoax today.


This virus exists in a Mango uncertainty. It is a hoax anddefeated by Moki (the mango trickster) at the same time.
 
2020-05-29 4:02:36 PM  
Oh, goodie, we're doing this again.  *eyeroll*
 
2020-05-29 4:05:40 PM  

bobtheme: Wonder if he'll take questions at this one.


I would start with "What the f*ck is wrong with you?"
 
2020-05-29 4:06:11 PM  

Night Train to Wakanda: He won't address the 100,000 dead.


104,135
 
2020-05-29 4:09:07 PM  
Not another one... tell him we already had one today!
 
2020-05-29 4:17:01 PM  
I suppose that means 7pm, Trump Time.

/ 45 minutes of waiting for a 10 minute presser
 
2020-05-29 4:25:04 PM  
SNORT \.............
 
2020-05-29 4:26:22 PM  

dodecahedron: bobtheme: Wonder if he'll take questions at this one.

I doubt he'll be there. It will probably be McEnemy.


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2020-05-29 4:27:03 PM  

iheartscotch: I suppose that means 7pm, Trump Time.

/ 45 minutes of waiting for a 10 minute presser


And it wasn't even a press conference. It was just a racist tirade against the Chinese.
 
2020-05-29 4:30:05 PM  

bobtheme: Wonder if he'll take questions at this one.


Not a chance in hell.  They'll drug his diet coke and put him to bed.
 
2020-05-29 4:31:48 PM  
No
 
2020-05-29 4:32:04 PM  
He's just going to announce he's banning Twitter or some shiat.
 
2020-05-29 4:32:27 PM  
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2020-05-29 4:32:39 PM  
Biden to call a conference at 4:45 in 3..2..1..
 
2020-05-29 4:32:58 PM  

IRestoreFurniture: He's just going to announce he's banning Twitter or some shiat.


He can't, he NEEDS it.
 
2020-05-29 4:33:24 PM  
WHY

WHAT GOOD COULDNTHIS POSSIBLY DO OTHER THAN ENTERTAIN THE TODDLER in CHIEF
 
2020-05-29 4:33:28 PM  
Not Trump's call. He didn't do anything to this point, he has nothing to undo.
 
2020-05-29 4:33:30 PM  
Two press conference from this asshole in one day? No thank you
 
2020-05-29 4:33:45 PM  
No thanks. Watched the earlier one and I'm afraid the horseshiat folder in my brain is full.
 
2020-05-29 4:33:52 PM  
"Roundtable".  The last one was nothing but sycophants sucking him off.  And the one before that.  And the...
 
2020-05-29 4:34:16 PM  
I can't wait to hear all about Twitter
 
2020-05-29 4:34:24 PM  
Oh man, two in one day?  Did his bulk weekly order of Sudafed show up this morning or something?
 
2020-05-29 4:34:54 PM  
I'm for chinese again!
 
2020-05-29 4:35:04 PM  

gopher321: I fully expect Donald Trump to be tardy.


The Imodium takes a good half hour to kick in.
 
2020-05-29 4:35:29 PM  

gopher321: I fully expect Donald Trump to be tardy.


He's probably going to be late too.
 
2020-05-29 4:36:58 PM  
If the reporters were smart, all they'd have to do to get Trump to admit to his wanton farkery, is start their question with "Do you take the credit for..." instead of "Do you take any responsibility/blame for..."
 
2020-05-29 4:37:11 PM  
"A roundtable with industry executives on reopening the economy" So, another government-funded infomercial. I'll pass.
 
2020-05-29 4:39:09 PM  
Oh god, I'll be so drunk by then I'll probably end up on the roof with a flag,belting out something from Les Miserabes by the end of it. Damn it.
 
2020-05-29 4:39:18 PM  
Maybe he'll give an alternate version of Palpatine's speech from Revenge of the Sith today.

"The attempt on my reputation has left me scarred and deformed. But, I assure you, my Sudafed has never been stronger. In order to ensure our insecurity and continuing instability, the United States will be reorganized into the first American Empire for a safe and secure society!"
 
2020-05-29 4:40:15 PM  

california19842000: Maybe he'll give an alternate version of Palpatine's speech from Revenge of the Sith today.

"The attempt on my reputation has left me scarred and deformed. But, I assure you, my Sudafed has never been stronger. In order to ensure our insecurity and continuing instability, the United States will be reorganized into the first American Empire for a safe and secure society!"


Nah. Too many big words.
 
2020-05-29 4:41:33 PM  
I never watch these.
 
2020-05-29 4:42:01 PM  
Again? Seriously? Twice in one day? You have got to be kidding me.
 
2020-05-29 4:43:14 PM  

Spartapuss: I'm for chinese again!


Damnit, now I want to order a ton of lo mein.

Thanks.
 
2020-05-29 4:44:31 PM  
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2020-05-29 4:44:40 PM  
Bet's its a guest speaker, and Dolt45* is already on the way to the golf course?
 
2020-05-29 4:45:23 PM  

iToad: Again? Seriously? Twice in one day? You have got to be kidding me.


Anything to try and get "Looting starts, shooting starts" off the front page.
 
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