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(NYPost)   If you want to get close to Elon Musk now is a good time, it seems Satan is trying to make a deal with his partner. Weird tag meets its maker   (nypost.com) divider line
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2020-05-29 2:51:16 PM  
I saw how this turns out on an episode of Fantasy Island:

Fantasy Island (1977) - Season 5 Episode 2 (Part 2)
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2020-05-29 4:38:47 PM  
So she made a horcrux?
 
2020-05-29 4:38:52 PM  
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Oh son, for that you sold your everlasting soul?

Well, I wasn't usin' it.
 
2020-05-29 4:39:42 PM  
They must really get the good drugs in that household...
 
2020-05-29 4:41:39 PM  
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2020-05-29 4:42:44 PM  
I must say that those two seem to take turns to see who can out weird the other.
 
2020-05-29 4:43:15 PM  
I sold my soul over on a torn piece of notebook paper for 5 bucks in freshman year of highschool. A christian punk kid bought it, then was a little upset when I wouldn't take the paper back. I used the money to buy a butterfinger, pepsi, and some Fridays bacon & cheddar potato skins.
 
2020-05-29 4:44:45 PM  
That seems a bit steep , I'll just make by own.

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2020-05-29 4:44:59 PM  
Ten million?

I think you are more in the ten dollar range, sweetheart, considering your face and, well, your face.
 
2020-05-29 4:45:34 PM  
Robert Johnson- Crossroad
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2020-05-29 4:45:56 PM  
How much to fart on a sandwich?
 
2020-05-29 4:46:32 PM  
So Elon is going full-on Joker and she's his Harley. . .
 
2020-05-29 4:47:13 PM  
That's funny.  The 'H' key is nowhere near the 'S' key.

/it's secondhand, either way
 
2020-05-29 4:47:59 PM  

isamudyson: I saw how this turns out on an episode of Fantasy Island:

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Aww, the link doesn't work. Man I haven't seen that in years.
 
2020-05-29 4:49:38 PM  
She seems self important.
 
2020-05-29 4:53:16 PM  
We did something similar in college.  $20 a soul.  Had several signed contracts on the wall above our bar.  Then they were pointed out to the Fundie GF of one of my roommates friends and she freaked out and tore them down.
 
2020-05-29 4:56:51 PM  
"With the current state of the world, do you want to put something up for $10 million?" she asked, rhetorically, and added that she'll take the "best offer" - thus leaving it up to the public to decide what her soul is worth.

Well, Farkers, you know what to do.
 
2020-05-29 4:59:05 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: We did something similar in college.  $20 a soul.  Had several signed contracts on the wall above our bar.  Then they were pointed out to the Fundie GF of one of my roommates friends and she freaked out and tore them down.


Hopefully she gave the bar their $20 apiece for them.  If you're going to ransom a man's soul, you'd better be prepared to pay the price.
 
2020-05-29 5:00:46 PM  

Evil Mackerel: isamudyson: I saw how this turns out on an episode of Fantasy Island:

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Aww, the link doesn't work. Man I haven't seen that in years.


Sorry. It worked fine when I posted it but it seems to be on the fritz now. It was Season 5, Episode 2: "The Devil and Mr. Roarke" / "Ziegfeld Girls" / "Kid Corey Rides Again" .Some classic scenery chewing by Roddy McDowall as The Devil in it.
 
2020-05-29 5:05:27 PM  
It's a buyer's market

/ not clear why somebody dating a billionaire would do this, maybe she wants some cash now and is hoping he buys it?
 
2020-05-29 5:11:04 PM  
The soul.... What a concept.
A collection of elemental and animal energies.

I'm less worried about a soul and more concerned with a Buddha mind.
 
2020-05-29 5:11:18 PM  

Mouser: Ow! That was my feelings!: We did something similar in college.  $20 a soul.  Had several signed contracts on the wall above our bar.  Then they were pointed out to the Fundie GF of one of my roommates friends and she freaked out and tore them down.

Hopefully she gave the bar their $20 apiece for them.  If you're going to ransom a man's soul, you'd better be prepared to pay the price.


It was a house bar, in our basement.  And unfortunately, I was not there when it happened.  She lost her shiat though, shrieking about how evil and terrible we all were.

Actually, it's probably good I wasn't there...
 
2020-05-29 5:11:25 PM  
Having lived in L.A., this reads like the trashiest idiocy possible. It probably reads that way elsewhere, but when you know people who do all that stuff already it just feels that much dumber. Try something creative, Grimes, not something might've been cool 10-15 years ago.
 
2020-05-29 5:12:18 PM  
If you work and make $100,000 a year from 18 to 68 you will make a total of $5,000,000. That would be a pretty good figure for a lifetimes worth of money. This already unbelievable rich person thinks that it would be "good art" to sell a price of paper for over double what most people will earn toiling their entire lives. I cannot wait for the class war.
 
2020-05-29 5:12:31 PM  
As a Buddhist, I can offer you the economy pack: my soul from my next 12 lifetimes, all for the price of 9.
 
2020-05-29 5:16:50 PM  

Mouser: "With the current state of the world, do you want to put something up for $10 million?" she asked, rhetorically, and added that she'll take the "best offer" - thus leaving it up to the public to decide what her soul is worth.

Well, Farkers, you know what to do.


I think I have some change left on a Starbucks gift card. . .
 
2020-05-29 5:17:19 PM  
She looks like someone who struck it rich the hard way, $15 a go in the alley behind a dumpster.
 
2020-05-29 5:17:39 PM  
"The deeper we got with it, the more philosophically interesting it became," said the new mom of baby boy X Æ A-Xii

My pretentiousness meter just broke.

/srsly, wtf
 
2020-05-29 5:20:20 PM  
I owe my soul to the company store.
 
2020-05-29 5:20:55 PM  

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Way to breathe, no breath.
 
2020-05-29 5:21:50 PM  

Mouser: "With the current state of the world, do you want to put something up for $10 million?" she asked, rhetorically, and added that she'll take the "best offer" - thus leaving it up to the public to decide what her soul is worth.

Well, Farkers, you know what to do.


Drew Curtis's FARK.com's Grime's soul (tm).

/is that her full name, btw?
//I'll bet it is.
 
2020-05-29 5:23:04 PM  

Boojum2k: So Elon is going full-on Joker and she's his Harley. . .


If you haven't watched the new animated Harley Quinn, it's farking awesome.
 
2020-05-29 5:24:01 PM  
Two Simpsons ideas for the price of one, oh Grimey, what will you do next?
 
2020-05-29 5:25:05 PM  

Evil Mackerel: That seems a bit steep , I'll just make by own.

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2020-05-29 5:29:04 PM  

MythDragon: Boojum2k: So Elon is going full-on Joker and she's his Harley. . .

If you haven't watched the new animated Harley Quinn, it's farking awesome.


DC Universe's Harley Quinn - Official Trailer (2019) Kaley Cuoco
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2020-05-29 5:29:36 PM  

Pert: [Fark user image image 392x254]


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2020-05-29 5:29:53 PM  

Uzzah: As a Buddhist, I can offer you the economy pack: my soul from my next 12 lifetimes, all for the price of 9.


9 bitcoin?
 
2020-05-29 5:35:21 PM  
Quit making vapid twits famous.
 
2020-05-29 5:35:47 PM  
"Also, I really wanted to collaborate with my lawyer on art," she continued. "The idea of fantastical art in the form of legal documents just seems very intriguing to me."

Huh, she should talk to a patent attorney.

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2020-05-29 5:37:20 PM  
For 10 million dollars I expect two souls at the same time. I figure it would take that kind of money for two souls to do a guy like me.
 
2020-05-29 5:39:36 PM  
So my current top pick for the Antichrist, Elon Musk, will probably be the one purchasing Mrs Antichrist's soul. Beware: if you pronounce their kid's unpronounceable name backwards, out loud, there's a good chance you'll be turned into a newt.
 
2020-05-29 5:50:28 PM  
Ever get the feeling there are a significant number of psychologists who start twitching every time one of these two makes the news?
 
2020-05-29 5:54:58 PM  
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2020-05-29 5:59:21 PM  
What does she want for $10 million that he won't buy her?
 
2020-05-29 6:02:26 PM  
Does she have more soul than Ralph Macchio?
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2020-05-29 6:02:48 PM  
Why the fark is their kid named like an elf?
 
2020-05-29 6:03:03 PM  
She should challenge the winner to a fiddle contest.
 
2020-05-29 6:23:28 PM  
$10 million for a soul? Damn. Where can I list mine?
 
2020-05-29 6:48:27 PM  
I can't wait for the breach of contract suit when she fails to deliver.
 
2020-05-29 7:12:34 PM  

dothemath: Ten million?

I think you are more in the ten dollar range, sweetheart, considering your face and, well, your face.


That tells everything about what you look like. Just don't go down the road that Lawrence Singleton did.
 
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