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2020-05-29 12:48:22 PM  
Oh, this will help things, I'm sure.
 
2020-05-29 12:50:29 PM  
Everyone: "The country's in a crisis!  Get out there and act Presidential!"
Trump: "Time to badger China and blame them for all my failings."
 
2020-05-29 12:50:52 PM  
So, 3:27 is it?
 
2020-05-29 12:51:26 PM  
2:46!

I hope he looks more bloated, and orange than usual. I hope he takes questions. I hope people ask him about George Floyd.
 
2020-05-29 12:53:01 PM  
Happy March 90th, everyone!

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/ gettin' kinda warm for March.
// think anything'll be different this time?
/// third slashie looks forward to the great and unmatched wisdom of the chosen one.
 
2020-05-29 12:55:11 PM  
He's gonna end Hong Kong's special trade status and kick Chinese grad students out.
 
2020-05-29 12:56:59 PM  
"My Americans, I have sent the National Guard to shoot the bad away. I have poopy, the greatest poopy. I had that corona virus from Wuhan. I beat. They tell me I beat it. I'sh tinksh zhatsh I'va poopiesh. Ish naw denshuresh Iuh purpuh mongey zhishwasheshhhhhh.... erk."
 
2020-05-29 12:58:37 PM  
Coronavirus deaths going past 100,000.
A major US city basically on fire.
Twitter feud.

Let me guess what the focus will be...

At least the Q&A should be something special today.
 
2020-05-29 1:03:58 PM  
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I have a feeling Trump won't enjoy the inevitable comparisons in the press after this afternoon.
 
2020-05-29 1:07:06 PM  

NeoCortex42: [Fark user image image 425x315]

I have a feeling Trump won't enjoy the inevitable comparisons in the press after this afternoon.


Now that is how you campaign.
 
2020-05-29 1:07:27 PM  
I just have a feeling this weekend is going to be terrible.
 
2020-05-29 1:07:57 PM  
I DECLARE TODAY A NATIONAL DAY OF AIRING OF GRIEVANCES!!!1

#Obamagate

Thank You!
 
2020-05-29 1:08:18 PM  
This one is truly going to be the worst yet.
I knew last night when twitter tagged his shiat he was going to have to throw a presser tantrum. 
I need to go get weed or something.
 
2020-05-29 1:12:37 PM  
I am very nervous for our Minnesotan friends.  There's literally no way Trump can make the situation there better.

Well, there is one way: the whole Federal civil rights violations charges, consent decree on the whole MPD, etc.  But we all know he's absolutely incapable of doing those things.
 
2020-05-29 1:16:55 PM  
I predict he will show some sort of document or computer screen that inadvertently doxxes one of his supporters.
 
2020-05-29 1:17:09 PM  
No
 
2020-05-29 1:19:48 PM  
Twitter is breaking ex officer Chauvin has been arrested..
 
2020-05-29 1:20:37 PM  

NeoCortex42: [Fark user image image 425x315]

I have a feeling Trump won't enjoy the inevitable comparisons in the press after this afternoon.


Part of me wonders if Trump will announce that those 4 cops are getting indicted, because he's running scared about the election.
Or, he's sending the National Guard to Minnesota.
 
2020-05-29 1:22:12 PM  

lindalouwho: NeoCortex42: [Fark user image image 425x315]

I have a feeling Trump won't enjoy the inevitable comparisons in the press after this afternoon.

Part of me wonders if Trump will announce that those 4 cops are getting indicted, because he's running scared about the election.
Or, he's sending the National Guard to Minnesota.


The National Guard is already there, under the orders of the governor.
 
2020-05-29 1:22:21 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Twitter is breaking ex officer Chauvin has been arrested..


Confirmed all over the place, no charges yet. And the other three are still free.
 
2020-05-29 1:22:29 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Twitter is breaking ex officer Chauvin has been arrested..


I may be right then. I do hope that's true.
 
2020-05-29 1:22:51 PM  
 
2020-05-29 1:23:15 PM  
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2020-05-29 1:23:34 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Markoff_Cheney: Twitter is breaking ex officer Chauvin has been arrested..

Confirmed all over the place, no charges yet. And the other three are still free.


Suspect there will be footage shortly.  I wonder what department actually did the arresting?
 
2020-05-29 1:23:36 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: This one is truly going to be the worst yet.
I knew last night when twitter tagged his shiat he was going to have to throw a presser tantrum. 
I need to go get weed or something.


Bro, i stocked up yesterday.  I got you.  😉
 
2020-05-29 1:24:09 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Markoff_Cheney: Twitter is breaking ex officer Chauvin has been arrested..

Confirmed all over the place, no charges yet. And the other three are still free.


Hell, at this point it's probably as much for his own personal safety as anything else.

Hopefully charges follow shortly, though.
 
2020-05-29 1:24:20 PM  

lindalouwho: NeoCortex42: [Fark user image image 425x315]

I have a feeling Trump won't enjoy the inevitable comparisons in the press after this afternoon.

Part of me wonders if Trump will announce that those 4 cops are getting indicted, because he's running scared about the election.
Or, he's sending the National Guard to Minnesota.


He has directed AG Barr to prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law.

Them being CNN, the reporter, Floyd, Obama, and Biden.
 
2020-05-29 1:24:53 PM  

NeoCortex42: lindalouwho: NeoCortex42: [Fark user image image 425x315]

I have a feeling Trump won't enjoy the inevitable comparisons in the press after this afternoon.

Part of me wonders if Trump will announce that those 4 cops are getting indicted, because he's running scared about the election.
Or, he's sending the National Guard to Minnesota.

The National Guard is already there, under the orders of the governor.


Thanks. I was busy last night, and spent all morning helping people apply for food stamps. 18 or so hours disconnected from the news is like a week lately.
 
2020-05-29 1:25:57 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: Markoff_Cheney: Twitter is breaking ex officer Chauvin has been arrested..

https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2020/05​/29/derek-chauvin-arrested-george-floy​d-death-minneapolis-police-officer/


YES!!!
 
2020-05-29 1:26:23 PM  

bthom37: Markoff_Cheney: Markoff_Cheney: Twitter is breaking ex officer Chauvin has been arrested..

Confirmed all over the place, no charges yet. And the other three are still free.

Suspect there will be footage shortly.  I wonder what department actually did the arresting?


I'm gonna guess the Feds.
 
2020-05-29 1:26:38 PM  

bthom37: Markoff_Cheney: Markoff_Cheney: Twitter is breaking ex officer Chauvin has been arrested..

Confirmed all over the place, no charges yet. And the other three are still free.

Suspect there will be footage shortly.  I wonder what department actually did the arresting?


Not the PD, I forget the acronym.

raerae1980: Markoff_Cheney: This one is truly going to be the worst yet.
I knew last night when twitter tagged his shiat he was going to have to throw a presser tantrum. 
I need to go get weed or something.

Bro, i stocked up yesterday.  I got you.  😉


That does me no good here and now, but there is a dispensary a few blocks away.

Denver is ramping up for a much smaller protest at noon today, so far about a dozen or so kids ou tthere.
 
2020-05-29 1:26:50 PM  
If Trump thought a race war would get him re-elected - he would promote a race war.
 
2020-05-29 1:26:58 PM  
Joe Biden's livestream: https://www.youtube.com/w​atch?v=VYqEo1​ehYII

Joe Biden Addresses the Unfolding Situation in Minnesota and the Killing of George Floyd
Youtube VYqEo1ehYII
 
2020-05-29 1:27:28 PM  

BizarreMan: lindalouwho: NeoCortex42: [Fark user image image 425x315]

I have a feeling Trump won't enjoy the inevitable comparisons in the press after this afternoon.

Part of me wonders if Trump will announce that those 4 cops are getting indicted, because he's running scared about the election.
Or, he's sending the National Guard to Minnesota.

He has directed AG Barr to prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law.

Them being CNN, the reporter, Floyd, Obama, and Biden.


OhYou!jpg
 
2020-05-29 1:28:42 PM  

mrshowrules: If Trump thought a race war would get him re-elected - he would promote a race war.


What do you think he's been doing?
 
2020-05-29 1:29:38 PM  
It won't be at 2PM.
Minnesota arrested Chauvin and is going to have a press conference then.
Trump isn't going to let himself be upstaged.
 
2020-05-29 1:29:43 PM  
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2020-05-29 1:31:24 PM  
Oh man, this should be good. And by good I mean pants shiattingly insane
 
2020-05-29 1:31:38 PM  
with the heat and humidity, combined with his morbid obesity, what are the chances he has an episode??
 
2020-05-29 1:31:41 PM  

NeoCortex42: [Fark user image 425x315]

I have a feeling Trump won't enjoy the inevitable comparisons in the press after this afternoon.


Biden needs to be, oh, 90+ minutes late. Make Trump wait.
 
2020-05-29 1:32:13 PM  

markie_farkie: I DECLARE TODAY A NATIONAL DAY OF AIRING OF GRIEVANCES!!!1

#Obamagate

Thank You!


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2020-05-29 1:32:21 PM  
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2020-05-29 1:32:35 PM  
Trump is going to try to eat a billionaire's lunch. This should be amusing.
 
2020-05-29 1:32:45 PM  
He's going to make being black illegal.
 
2020-05-29 1:32:46 PM  
Probably to announce that his friend, Officer Chauvin, has been placed in to custody for his own safety
 
2020-05-29 1:32:46 PM  
He's gonna claim he had covid and beat it. I bet you.
 
2020-05-29 1:33:13 PM  
Fearless leader has decided if he can't play, then he is taking the ball and going home
 
2020-05-29 1:33:30 PM  
He's going to nationalize Twitter, Facebook and Google then shut down all non-Fox media.
 
2020-05-29 1:34:05 PM  

eviljimbo: He's gonna claim he had covid and beat it. I bet you.


He beat it with Trumpchloroquine, now available in stores for the low, low price of $999.99.
 
2020-05-29 1:34:18 PM  
With the way things have been going, I would be seriously surprised if he took more than two questions before he smokebombs.
 
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