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(Washington Free Beacon)   Noted liberal rag Washington Free Beacon says Trump's re-election chances are not looking good. bacon   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, George W. Bush, President of the United States, President Trump, Election, Bad weather, Vice President of the United States, president of a prized photo opportunity, Iraq War  
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751 clicks; posted to Politics » on 29 May 2020 at 3:44 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-05-29 3:49:50 PM  
7 votes:

emersonbiggins: [ image 530x316]

I pushed the button and all the thing did was scream at me for thirty seconds.
2020-05-29 3:51:52 PM  
3 votes:

emersonbiggins: [ image 530x316]

Give a person bacon, they eat for one day.
Teach a person to push a button, they eat bacon forever.
2020-05-29 1:49:29 PM  
3 votes:
Here, I'll reduce the entire article to a single sentence so that nobody else has to plow through it:

President Trump's Re-election Chances: Even though his clearly documented strength and success make his victory over gaffe-ridden Joe Biden a virtual certainty, will his victory in November still come as a mild surprise to some early doubters?
2020-05-29 11:51:18 AM  
2 votes:
i'm really on the fence about this trump fellow.
2020-05-29 3:58:14 PM  
1 vote:

EvilEgg: emersonbiggins: [ image 530x316]

I pushed the button and all the thing did was scream at me for thirty seconds.

Well it ran out because (nearly) everyone loves bacon. Get there earlier next time.
2020-05-29 3:46:46 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-05-29 1:50:50 PM  
1 vote:
Too bad. So sad.

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/ In finding that image, I also came across this one: Full Size

// So be careful with your free bacon. It's got some tender parts.
/// Eww, but also giggity.
Xai [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2020-05-29 1:06:36 PM  
1 vote:
I'm going to make a bacon sandwich right now.

Damn you subby
2020-05-29 11:45:13 AM  
1 vote:
Photo explains the headline:

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/They were concernedabout November 2026, too, and we see how *that* has turned out.

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