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(Washington Free Beacon)   Noted liberal rag Washington Free Beacon says Trump's re-election chances are not looking good. bacon   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, George W. Bush, President of the United States, President Trump, Election, Bad weather, Vice President of the United States, president of a prized photo opportunity, Iraq War  
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2020-05-29 3:46:46 PM  
6 votes:
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2020-05-29 2:36:43 PM  
4 votes:
Why Republicans are worried about November

Because half of the leadership might go to jail when their crimes are discovered in January?

That is why the same polls that show him losing to Biden also show that the public expects him to win.

This is a good sign; it means people might actually vote--and vote sanely.  It seems like whoever the public expects to win, instead, loses.  It was "in the bag" for Hillary until it wasn't. It was "in the bag" for Kerry until it wasn't.  Al Gore against Bush.

Let's assume Trump will cheat, lie, and steal. He'll commit fraud. He'll do whatever he can to win, because he knows he goes to jail otherwise.  Just means we all have to show up and get everyone else to so the margins are so stark that subtle frauds here and there can't even succeed against the landslide.

Then we patch the holes.  We'll have 2 years to do it before the wasps come back with a vengeance for one last wave, and if we can't get elections secure by then, we're farked for another decade.
2020-05-29 1:49:29 PM  
2 votes:
Here, I'll reduce the entire article to a single sentence so that nobody else has to plow through it:

President Trump's Re-election Chances: Even though his clearly documented strength and success make his victory over gaffe-ridden Joe Biden a virtual certainty, will his victory in November still come as a mild surprise to some early doubters?
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2020-05-29 1:06:36 PM  
2 votes:
I'm going to make a bacon sandwich right now.

Damn you subby
2020-05-29 3:58:35 PM  
1 vote:
Adventure Time - Bacon Pancakes - New York remix
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2020-05-29 3:58:14 PM  
1 vote:

EvilEgg: emersonbiggins: [ image 530x316]

I pushed the button and all the thing did was scream at me for thirty seconds.

Well it ran out because (nearly) everyone loves bacon. Get there earlier next time.
2020-05-29 3:56:52 PM  
1 vote:
All Trump had to do was the bare minimum and he'd have likely coasted to a 2nd term based on a decent economy (it would have tanked in 2021 anyway, but he doesn't care about that).  That's it - Just don't actively try to help COVID kill people.  But that's not the kind of guy he is.
2020-05-29 3:51:52 PM  
1 vote:

emersonbiggins: [ image 530x316]

Give a person bacon, they eat for one day.
Teach a person to push a button, they eat bacon forever.
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