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(Washington Free Beacon)   Noted liberal rag Washington Free Beacon says Trump's re-election chances are not looking good. Mmmmmm...free bacon   (freebeacon.com) divider line
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2020-05-29 11:45:13 AM  
Photo explains the headline:

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/They were concernedabout November 2026, too, and we see how *that* has turned out.

VOTE!
 
2020-05-29 11:51:18 AM  
i'm really on the fence about this trump fellow.
 
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2020-05-29 1:06:36 PM  
I'm going to make a bacon sandwich right now.

Damn you subby
 
2020-05-29 1:49:29 PM  
Here, I'll reduce the entire article to a single sentence so that nobody else has to plow through it:

President Trump's Re-election Chances: Even though his clearly documented strength and success make his victory over gaffe-ridden Joe Biden a virtual certainty, will his victory in November still come as a mild surprise to some early doubters?
 
2020-05-29 1:50:50 PM  
Too bad. So sad.

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/ In finding that image, I also came across this one:


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// So be careful with your free bacon. It's got some tender parts.
/// Eww, but also giggity.
 
2020-05-29 2:36:43 PM  
Why Republicans are worried about November

Because half of the leadership might go to jail when their crimes are discovered in January?

That is why the same polls that show him losing to Biden also show that the public expects him to win.

This is a good sign; it means people might actually vote--and vote sanely.  It seems like whoever the public expects to win, instead, loses.  It was "in the bag" for Hillary until it wasn't. It was "in the bag" for Kerry until it wasn't.  Al Gore against Bush.

Let's assume Trump will cheat, lie, and steal. He'll commit fraud. He'll do whatever he can to win, because he knows he goes to jail otherwise.  Just means we all have to show up and get everyone else to so the margins are so stark that subtle frauds here and there can't even succeed against the landslide.

Then we patch the holes.  We'll have 2 years to do it before the wasps come back with a vengeance for one last wave, and if we can't get elections secure by then, we're farked for another decade.
 
2020-05-29 3:46:46 PM  
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2020-05-29 3:49:50 PM  

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I pushed the button and all the thing did was scream at me for thirty seconds.
 
2020-05-29 3:51:52 PM  

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Give a person bacon, they eat for one day.
Teach a person to push a button, they eat bacon forever.
 
2020-05-29 3:53:39 PM  

ElPrimitivo: Too bad. So sad.

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/ In finding that image, I also came across this one:


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// So be careful with your free bacon. It's got some tender parts.
/// Eww, but also giggity.


Nipple bacon is the best bacon.
 
2020-05-29 3:56:52 PM  
All Trump had to do was the bare minimum and he'd have likely coasted to a 2nd term based on a decent economy (it would have tanked in 2021 anyway, but he doesn't care about that).  That's it - Just don't actively try to help COVID kill people.  But that's not the kind of guy he is.
 
2020-05-29 3:58:14 PM  

EvilEgg: emersonbiggins: [miro.medium.com image 530x316]

I pushed the button and all the thing did was scream at me for thirty seconds.


Well it ran out because (nearly) everyone loves bacon. Get there earlier next time.
 
2020-05-29 3:58:35 PM  
Adventure Time - Bacon Pancakes - New York remix
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2020-05-29 5:04:07 PM  
"This is the end of Trump and there's absolutely no way he can win after this" increasingly nervous liberal man says for the 9th time this month.
 
2020-05-29 6:24:44 PM  
Remember folks it only becomes true if you vote.  Especially those of you like me in swing states.
 
2020-05-29 7:13:28 PM  
The Free Bacon is a lie.
 
2020-05-29 8:21:03 PM  
They're still looking way too good for my taste.
 
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