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1693 clicks; posted to Business » and Main » on 29 May 2020 at 5:50 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-29 5:54:17 PM  
Could they do that with Fortune 500 companies too, please?
 
2020-05-29 6:36:19 PM  
JFC, what a clusterfark that site is.
 
2020-05-29 6:43:46 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: JFC, what a clusterfark that site is.


My favorite part is the banner ad changed sizes, so it moved the text around when it refreshed.  Really easy to read.
 
2020-05-29 7:00:40 PM  
Bow howdy does that crowd (Slashdot commenters)make farkers seem normal.
 
2020-05-29 7:20:01 PM  
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Mission Statement
Youtube GyV_UG60dD4

Translation:
By this time next week, most people in the office will be unemployed.
By this time next month, the entire building will be vacant.
 
2020-05-29 7:37:31 PM  

Ganon D. Mire: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/GyV_UG60​dD4]
Translation:
By this time next week, most people in the office will be unemployed.
By this time next month, the entire building will be vacant.


"Monetize our assets" = "We're selling everything that ain't bolted down"
 
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