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(The Scottish Sun)   Dear Deidre: I'm a 45-year-old single guy who enjoys wearing women's clothing, but only alone at home, not hanging around in bars. Nevertheless at the pub I got drunk and told my mates of my lingerie love, and I worry what they think of me. Help   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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2020-05-29 10:28:15 AM  
There are bars where you can do that sort of thing.

/ Like Jacque's Cabaret in Boston
// A friend went there
/// Really
 
2020-05-29 10:40:39 AM  
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2020-05-29 10:43:13 AM  
I mean, that's really a bland kink these days.  Would that really raise any eyebrows?
 
2020-05-29 11:03:39 AM  

some_beer_drinker: [c-sf.smule.com image 256x256]


I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa.
 
2020-05-29 11:05:58 AM  
They're secretly jealous.  They'll buy you sexy underthings if you play your cards right.
 
2020-05-29 11:11:41 AM  
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2020-05-29 11:15:42 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: They're secretly jealous.  They'll buy you sexy underthings if you play your cards right.


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2020-05-29 11:24:44 AM  
Butt stuff. They're thinking about butt stuff.
 
2020-05-29 11:32:15 AM  
Nobody.  Cares.

You wanted them to have a reaction, but instead, they came back with a hard "don't care, got drunk".  That's the cold hard truth of life and reality.  Get used to it buttercup.

If you're really looking for butt stuff, wear a dress and heels to the bar next time.  Go all out.
 
2020-05-29 11:41:06 AM  
People who are closeted in their particular kinks should probably not get intoxicated in pubs.

/ not that I haven't been drunk in TFD a few times, but it's still sage advice.
 
2020-05-29 11:44:06 AM  
I'd f*ck me.

I'd f*ck me so hard...
 
2020-05-29 12:00:38 PM  
I built a bridge.  Do they call me "Larry the Bridge Builder"? No.
I fought a war.  Do they call me "Larry the Soldier"? No.
But you wear one piece of lingerie...
 
2020-05-29 12:09:17 PM  
One of them also likes wearing lingerie.
One of them was weirded out and is talking sh*t about you behind your back now.
One of them is wondering how you look and having sexy thoughts.
You might find yourself being invited to stuff less often.
God help you if someone blabs and it gets back to your workplace.

Congrats on coming out! So brave. =P
 
2020-05-29 12:47:52 PM  
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2020-05-29 12:54:27 PM  

some_beer_drinker: [c-sf.smule.com image 256x256]

I was gonna say, you can always change careers. . .

Unless he's already a lumberjack, in which case he's okay.
 
2020-05-29 1:48:29 PM  

rnatalie: Marcus Aurelius: They're secretly jealous.  They'll buy you sexy underthings if you play your cards right.

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As a Marine, Ed Wood invaded Tarawa in WW2 wearing lingerie under his uniform.
 
2020-05-29 1:58:38 PM  

Tannhauser: rnatalie: Marcus Aurelius: They're secretly jealous.  They'll buy you sexy underthings if you play your cards right.

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As a Marine, Ed Wood invaded Tarawa in WW2 wearing lingerie under his uniform.


You know what?  Stuff was so sideways back then in that mess, I wouldn't have even gave it a seconds thought.
 
2020-05-29 1:59:00 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Tannhauser: rnatalie: Marcus Aurelius: They're secretly jealous.  They'll buy you sexy underthings if you play your cards right.

[Fark user image image 850x575]

As a Marine, Ed Wood invaded Tarawa in WW2 wearing lingerie under his uniform.

You know what?  Stuff was so sideways back then in that mess, I wouldn't have even gave it a seconds thought.


Had I been there, that is.
 
2020-05-29 4:25:28 PM  

Tannhauser: rnatalie: Marcus Aurelius: They're secretly jealous.  They'll buy you sexy underthings if you play your cards right.

[Fark user image image 850x575]

As a Marine, Ed Wood invaded Tarawa in WW2 wearing lingerie under his uniform.


So he would have you believe.   That's not been determined, he "exaggerated" much of his military record.   He didn't invade Tarawa, but did spend time there after the battle recovering bodies.
 
2020-05-29 5:22:24 PM  

rnatalie: Tannhauser: rnatalie: Marcus Aurelius: They're secretly jealous.  They'll buy you sexy underthings if you play your cards right.

[Fark user image image 850x575]

As a Marine, Ed Wood invaded Tarawa in WW2 wearing lingerie under his uniform.

So he would have you believe.   That's not been determined, he "exaggerated" much of his military record.   He didn't invade Tarawa, but did spend time there after the battle recovering bodies.


In my defense he is a master storyteller
 
2020-05-29 10:14:23 PM  

Tannhauser: rnatalie: Tannhauser: rnatalie: Marcus Aurelius: They're secretly jealous.  They'll buy you sexy underthings if you play your cards right.

[Fark user image image 850x575]

As a Marine, Ed Wood invaded Tarawa in WW2 wearing lingerie under his uniform.

So he would have you believe.   That's not been determined, he "exaggerated" much of his military record.   He didn't invade Tarawa, but did spend time there after the battle recovering bodies.

In my defense he is a master storyteller


Ah, yes. Plan 9 deals with the resurrection of the dead.
 
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