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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)   High school graduation checklist: cap, gown, mask, jet ski. Wait, what?   (fox13news.com) divider line
    More: Florida, High school, Graduation, Somerset Island Preparatory graduates, local media, High school diploma, KEY WEST, trying times, Board of directors  
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2020-05-29 2:40:17 PM  
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Telluride is unimpressed.
 
2020-05-29 3:25:28 PM  
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Y kant Kenny read?
 
2020-05-29 3:28:16 PM  
The more responsible versions I've seen.

I guess Alabama should have had their kids ride up on a sow.
The conjugal after party would have still spread the covid (to the pig.)
 
2020-05-29 3:28:18 PM  
And in a few years they'll get married on a Tilt-A-Whirl and conceive their first child inside an Arbys truck.
 
2020-05-29 3:35:10 PM  
I think you have to be both rich and classless to live in the Florida Keys.  I think it is the charter.
 
2020-05-29 3:39:28 PM  
How to explain salt stains on your gown.
 
2020-05-29 3:43:29 PM  
jet ski's help prevent the spread. don't you believe in science?
 
2020-05-29 3:52:56 PM  
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2020-05-29 3:54:05 PM  
No life jackets - WTF.
Bunch of idiots.

/Wait, PWC operators are required to have it on in Flordia
//ah, Floriduh
///Always wear it. If it is worn...no one mourns.
 
2020-05-29 3:57:01 PM  
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2020-05-29 4:36:52 PM  

RoLleRKoaSTeR: No life jackets - WTF.
Bunch of idiots.

/Wait, PWC operators are required to have it on in Flordia
//ah, Floriduh
///Always wear it. If it is worn...no one mourns.


The only idiot here is the one who can't see that they're wearing a PFD under their graduation gowns.
 
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