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2020-05-29 9:45:52 AM  
"Larry David impersonators."
 
2020-05-29 10:08:31 AM  
Bernie Sanders' Campaign Could Provide Lessons For Anyone With Brains.
 
2020-05-29 11:05:05 AM  
Bernie Sanders' Campaign Could Provide Lessons For Bacon Lettuce Onion sanderwiches
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2020-05-29 11:05:09 AM  
"coed vaginal dryness"
 
2020-05-29 11:20:22 AM  
matzo ball soup
 
2020-05-29 12:48:19 PM  

dodecahedron: "Larry David impersonators."


CSB:

Because all the barbers are closed up here, I hadn't had a haircut since March.  My hair had grown out such that, when wearing glasses, I looked like a mid 40s version of Bernie Sanders.  Well, that's what my coworkers claimed.

I finally got that haircut from a merciful friend with decent clippers.

End csb.
 
2020-05-29 1:22:53 PM  
Bernie Sanders' Campaign Could Provide Lessons For Dental Floss Ranchers.
 
2020-05-29 1:23:40 PM  
Bernie Sanders' Campaign Could Provide Lessons For Dividing The Left.
 
2020-05-29 1:24:46 PM  
Bernie Sanders' Campaign Could Provide Lessons for Bernie Sanders' Supporters.

But it won't.
 
2020-05-29 1:24:50 PM  
Bernie Sanders' Campaign Could Provide Lessons For Getting Trump Elected.
 
2020-05-29 1:25:15 PM  

dodecahedron: "Larry David impersonators."


I see we're done here.
 
2020-05-29 1:26:04 PM  

xanadian: dodecahedron: "Larry David impersonators."

CSB:

Because all the barbers are closed up here, I hadn't had a haircut since March.  My hair had grown out such that, when wearing glasses, I looked like a mid 40s version of Bernie Sanders.  Well, that's what my coworkers claimed.

I finally got that haircut from a merciful friend with decent clippers.

End csb.


CSB...

Same here.

But no one is cutting my hair!

I look like Bernie on steroids when I wake up!
 
2020-05-29 1:27:46 PM  
"Star Wars Cosplay"?
 
2020-05-29 1:28:26 PM  
"Male Pattern Baldness"
 
Xai [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2020-05-29 1:28:27 PM  
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2020-05-29 1:28:55 PM  
"How To Lose"
 
2020-05-29 1:29:35 PM  
Bernie Sanders' Campaign Could Provide Lessons For....

....washing your hands.
....defeating Donald Trump.
....securing youth vote.
....helping Biden win.
....boosting the economy.
....ending the pandemic.
....terrorizing my mom*.
....saving our nation.
....kicking Putin's dick.
....caring about Americans.
....healing the divide.


But most importantly,
....hitting biggest bong.
And
....protecting the internet.


* 45*
 
2020-05-29 1:30:39 PM  
Bernie Sanders Campaign Could Provide Lessons For Biden Winning Election
 
2020-05-29 1:33:10 PM  
Typical Democrat cohesiveness.
 
2020-05-29 1:34:04 PM  
Trump might as well go for broke at this afternoon's press conference. Just go ahead drop that N-boing and lock in the base once and for all.

/you just know it's going to happen eventually anyway
 
2020-05-29 1:34:31 PM  
Purple Dishwasher Monkey
 
2020-05-29 1:39:24 PM  

dopirt: Purple Dishwasher Monkey


You're out of order!
 
2020-05-29 1:50:00 PM  
Bernie Sanders' Campaign Could Provide Lessons For Pouring the Risotto
 
2020-05-29 1:50:56 PM  
"... Potato Salad Recipes"
 
2020-05-29 1:53:52 PM  
AND YET BIDEN IS THE farkING NOMINEE (well, technically not yet, but he will be).

Jesus farking Christ.

Just get the fark over it, Berne bros. You know, like you told those of us who voted for Clinton to get over her loss to the stupidest asshole on the planet.
 
2020-05-29 2:00:05 PM  
"Coming in Second"
 
2020-05-29 2:05:48 PM  

ypsifly: Bernie Sanders' Campaign Could Provide Lessons For Dividing The Left.


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2020-05-29 2:18:55 PM  
Bernie Sanders' Campaign Could Provide Lessons For Not Accepting Responsibility
 
2020-05-29 2:23:29 PM  

Purple_Urkle: ....securing youth vote.


Well that part's objectively untrue, and we have voting numbers from the last two presidential primaries to prove it.

Secure youth support maybe, but he clearly wasn't able to convince them to actually vote.
 
2020-05-29 2:24:39 PM  
hair club for men.

/god dammit
 
2020-05-29 2:40:16 PM  
...lessons for how to get slandered in the media as a Castro lover when you were clearly only making a point about poisoning the well.

Is that too many words? Probably too many words.
 
2020-05-29 4:12:24 PM  

emtwo: Purple_Urkle: ....securing youth vote.

Well that part's objectively untrue, and we have voting numbers from the last two presidential primaries to prove it.

Secure youth support maybe, but he clearly wasn't able to convince them to actually vote.


"Bernie turned out fewer votes, but we should nominate him anyway because he's better at turning out votes."
 
2020-05-29 7:10:31 PM  
Bernie Sanders' Campaign Could Provide Lessons For Puff Puff Pass.
 
2020-05-29 7:24:45 PM  
Moishe, Moishe, Moishe!

/I know, doesn't make sense.
//who cares, it makes me laugh.
 
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