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2020-05-29 9:39:48 AM  
Those people are always playing the victim card. What? I meant old directors.
 
2020-05-29 9:41:38 AM  
These Woody Allen threads always go so well.  I'll check back at the end of the day.
 
2020-05-29 9:42:57 AM  
Well...he's not wrong.
 
2020-05-29 9:43:37 AM  

SBinRR: These Woody Allen threads always go so well.  I'll check back at the end of the day.


Woody Allen threads are always divided into two groups: those that think he's a pedo, and those that look at the facts.
 
2020-05-29 9:55:07 AM  
So it's "fashionable" to hate on Woody Allen? Is it 1997 already?
 
2020-05-29 9:58:34 AM  
Angry wife feels humiliated by ex when he chooses her adopted 21 year old daughter over her. Accuses ex of being a molester, coaches children to say the same.

Authorities investigate, find nothing.

End of story, unless you're none too sharp.
 
2020-05-29 9:59:38 AM  
When your ex runs a smear campaign so successful that, even years later, idiots with hate boners incessantly submit un-newsworthy articles in spite of your relevance being mostly a matter of posterity, what card should you play?
 
2020-05-29 10:18:44 AM  

heather99: Angry wife feels humiliated by ex when he chooses her adopted 21 year old daughter over her. Accuses ex of being a molester, coaches children to say the same.

Authorities investigate, find nothing.

End of story, unless you're none too sharp.


Yeah, but... adopted 21 year old daughter to whom he'd been something of a father figure since she was a little kid.  Okay, technically not illegal, but...eww.
 
2020-05-29 10:25:59 AM  
Wow. Woody Allen has defenders? All the young women he worked with said he was a creep. And a lot of his movies are about how sexy teenagers are. Dating your girlfriend's daughter is creepy.

Did he molest a seven-year old? Who needs to know--everything he did and said is plenty of evidence that he's a creep.
 
2020-05-29 10:36:54 AM  

limboslam: Well...he's not wrong.


Speak for yourself Kale eater
 
2020-05-29 10:37:40 AM  
First things first: Woody Allen has ALWAYS had a thing for underage girls. If anything, Soon-Yi may have broken him of it.

He is a horrible human being who was always just this side of being prosecuted.

Did he molest the really young one? Honestly, no one will ever be able to say for sure.
 
2020-05-29 10:37:50 AM  

Clarence Brown: Wow. Woody Allen has defenders? All the young women he worked with said he was a creep. And a lot of his movies are about how sexy teenagers are. Dating your girlfriend's daughter is creepy.

Did he molest a seven-year old? Who needs to know--everything he did and said is plenty of evidence that he's a creep.


Which young women that he worked with?
And don't say "all".
You already said that.
 
2020-05-29 10:39:13 AM  

ThurmanMerman: heather99: Angry wife feels humiliated by ex when he chooses her adopted 21 year old daughter over her. Accuses ex of being a molester, coaches children to say the same.

Authorities investigate, find nothing.

End of story, unless you're none too sharp.

Yeah, but... adopted 21 year old daughter to whom he'd been something of a father figure since she was a little kid.  Okay, technically not illegal, but...eww.


No. Stop it. This is all a lie. He was in no way a father figure to her and Andre Previn is her adopted father.
 
2020-05-29 10:44:49 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: SBinRR: These Woody Allen threads always go so well.  I'll check back at the end of the day.

Woody Allen threads are always divided into two groups: those that think he's a pedo, and those that look at the facts.


http://mosesfarrow.blogspot.com/2018/​0​5/a-son-speaks-out-by-moses-farrow.htm​l

For the "tldr" folk: "I don't believe Woody molested my sister, Dylan, and I was there when it was supposed to have happened. Yes, Dylan did back Mia's accusation but only after heavy coaching from Mia who was very pissed off about the Soon Yi thing. By the way, have I mentioned that my step mother is completely bat shiat insane?"
 
2020-05-29 11:38:34 AM  
Woody Allen threads deliver the clicks and comments. Fark does not care that they are the same comments because it brings the ad dollars.

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//may even get an 'accidental' repeat too
 
2020-05-29 11:44:19 AM  

The Flexecutioner: Woody Allen threads deliver the clicks and comments. Fark does not care that they are the same comments because it brings the ad dollars.

/matrix-exceedingly-efficient.jpg
//may even get an 'accidental' repeat too


Yeah, 16 replies. It's exploding.
 
2020-05-29 11:48:41 AM  
Whether he is a sexual deviant or not I never found his movies very funny or good.
 
2020-05-29 11:57:26 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Whether he is a sexual deviant or not I never found his movies very funny or good.


Pretty much this.
 
2020-05-29 12:37:46 PM  

Mugato: The Flexecutioner: Woody Allen threads deliver the clicks and comments. Fark does not care that they are the same comments because it brings the ad dollars.

/matrix-exceedingly-efficient.jpg
//may even get an 'accidental' repeat too

Yeah, 16 replies. It's exploding.


You mock, but there has been 3 additional posts since.
 
2020-05-29 1:07:38 PM  

heather99: Angry wife feels humiliated by ex when he chooses her adopted 21 year old daughter over her. Accuses ex of being a molester, coaches children to say the same.

Authorities investigate, find nothing.

End of story, unless you're none too sharp.


Has your claim of false accusation and brainwashing of children been investigated by "authorities"?

I mean, I realize it's a much more viable theory than believing a guy who boinks and marries his daughter is sexually deviant, but you know...devil's advocate.
 
2020-05-29 1:09:27 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Whether he is a sexual deviant or not I never found his movies very funny or good.


I like everything up to Annie Hall.
 
2020-05-29 1:13:02 PM  

AteMyBrain: heather99: Angry wife feels humiliated by ex when he chooses her adopted 21 year old daughter over her. Accuses ex of being a molester, coaches children to say the same.

Authorities investigate, find nothing.

End of story, unless you're none too sharp.

Has your claim of false accusation and brainwashing of children been investigated by "authorities"?

I mean, I realize it's a much more viable theory than believing a guy who boinks and marries his daughter is sexually deviant, but you know...devil's advocate.


Nickname checksout
 
2020-05-29 1:25:54 PM  

LewDux: AteMyBrain: heather99: Angry wife feels humiliated by ex when he chooses her adopted 21 year old daughter over her. Accuses ex of being a molester, coaches children to say the same.

Authorities investigate, find nothing.

End of story, unless you're none too sharp.

Has your claim of false accusation and brainwashing of children been investigated by "authorities"?

I mean, I realize it's a much more viable theory than believing a guy who boinks and marries his daughter is sexually deviant, but you know...devil's advocate.

Nickname checksout


I need to start collecting screen shots of this comment.
Nah...let's just let people think they came up with a real zzzinger!
 
2020-05-29 1:34:59 PM  

AteMyBrain: heather99: Angry wife feels humiliated by ex when he chooses her adopted 21 year old daughter over her. Accuses ex of being a molester, coaches children to say the same.

Authorities investigate, find nothing.

End of story, unless you're none too sharp.

Has your claim of false accusation and brainwashing of children been investigated by "authorities"?


Yes - see gunga galunga's post above. They concluded that Mia had coached the kids to say Woody had molested Dylan.

I mean, I realize it's a much more viable theory than believing a guy who boinks and marries his daughter is sexually deviant, but you know...devil's advocate.

For the last time, Soon-Yi was not Woody's daughter. He basically had little relationship with her until she was an adult, and Mia was the one who encouraged them to get to know one another.
 
2020-05-29 1:35:48 PM  

Another Government Employee: The Googles Do Nothing: Whether he is a sexual deviant or not I never found his movies very funny or good.

I like everything up to Annie Hall.


My personal favorite has always been Love & Death.

"Let's say that there is no God and each man is free to do exactly as he chooses, well, what prevents you from murdering somebody?"
"Murder is immoral."
"Immorality is subjective."
"Yes, but subjectivity is objective."
"Not in any rational scheme of perception."
"Perception is irrational, it implies immanence."
"But judgement of any system or a priori relation of phenomena exists in any rational or metaphysical or at least epistemological contradiction to an abstract and empirical concept such as being or to be or to occur in the thing itself or of the thing itself."
"Yeah, I've said that many times."
 
2020-05-29 2:14:06 PM  

puckrock2000: AteMyBrain: heather99: Angry wife feels humiliated by ex when he chooses her adopted 21 year old daughter over her. Accuses ex of being a molester, coaches children to say the same.

Authorities investigate, find nothing.

End of story, unless you're none too sharp.

Has your claim of false accusation and brainwashing of children been investigated by "authorities"?

Yes - see gunga galunga's post above. They concluded that Mia had coached the kids to say Woody had molested Dylan.


"They" did? I guess I missed the official conclusion report from "them".

I mean, I realize it's a much more viable theory than believing a guy who boinks and marries his daughter is sexually deviant, but you know...devil's advocate.

For the last time, Soon-Yi was not Woody's daughter. He basically had little relationship with her until she was an adult, and Mia was the one who encouraged them to get to know one another.


Oh, I get it now. He pretty much ignored his little adopted daughter until she started getting hot. Poor guy. Why does everybody think he's weird?
 
2020-05-29 2:24:22 PM  

AteMyBrain: puckrock2000: AteMyBrain: heather99: Angry wife feels humiliated by ex when he chooses her adopted 21 year old daughter over her. Accuses ex of being a molester, coaches children to say the same.

Authorities investigate, find nothing.

End of story, unless you're none too sharp.

Has your claim of false accusation and brainwashing of children been investigated by "authorities"?

Yes - see gunga galunga's post above. They concluded that Mia had coached the kids to say Woody had molested Dylan.

"They" did? I guess I missed the official conclusion report from "them".

I mean, I realize it's a much more viable theory than believing a guy who boinks and marries his daughter is sexually deviant, but you know...devil's advocate.

For the last time, Soon-Yi was not Woody's daughter. He basically had little relationship with her until she was an adult, and Mia was the one who encouraged them to get to know one another.

Oh, I get it now. He pretty much ignored his little adopted daughter until she started getting hot. Poor guy. Why does everybody think he's weird?


Soon-Yi was 19 years old when she took those pictures, she was a sophomore in college when they got together.

Was it revenge towards Mia at first? Probably.

Then they realized they actually like each other. They've been together for 22 years.

You literally have no idea what you're talking about. Try some facts.
 
2020-05-29 2:45:28 PM  

AteMyBrain: puckrock2000: AteMyBrain: heather99: Angry wife feels humiliated by ex when he chooses her adopted 21 year old daughter over her. Accuses ex of being a molester, coaches children to say the same.

Authorities investigate, find nothing.

End of story, unless you're none too sharp.

Has your claim of false accusation and brainwashing of children been investigated by "authorities"?

Yes - see gunga galunga's post above. They concluded that Mia had coached the kids to say Woody had molested Dylan.

"They" did? I guess I missed the official conclusion report from "them".


"They" would be the Yale-New Haven Hospital Child Sex Abuse Clinic.

Here's their report. I'm sure they regret their failure in ensuring you got your own personal copy.

https://woodyallenmoblynching.com/dyl​a​n-allen-abuse/#originaldocument
 
2020-05-29 3:21:46 PM  
That movie only made $20m? How much did it cost to make?
 
2020-05-29 3:45:49 PM  

Mugato: The Flexecutioner: Woody Allen threads deliver the clicks and comments. Fark does not care that they are the same comments because it brings the ad dollars.

/matrix-exceedingly-efficient.jpg
//may even get an 'accidental' repeat too

Yeah, 16 replies. It's exploding.


Dang, it won't blow up today with the Floyd/Minnesota/Twitter/Trump Press Conference stuff going on.

You win this round. For now.
 
2020-05-29 3:47:44 PM  

AteMyBrain: LewDux: AteMyBrain: heather99: Angry wife feels humiliated by ex when he chooses her adopted 21 year old daughter over her. Accuses ex of being a molester, coaches children to say the same.

Authorities investigate, find nothing.

End of story, unless you're none too sharp.

Has your claim of false accusation and brainwashing of children been investigated by "authorities"?

I mean, I realize it's a much more viable theory than believing a guy who boinks and marries his daughter is sexually deviant, but you know...devil's advocate.

Nickname checksout

I need to start collecting screen shots of this comment.
Nah...let's just let people think they came up with a real zzzinger!


Or you could start doing some research before typing
 
2020-05-29 3:53:13 PM  

The Flexecutioner: Mugato: The Flexecutioner: Woody Allen threads deliver the clicks and comments. Fark does not care that they are the same comments because it brings the ad dollars.

/matrix-exceedingly-efficient.jpg
//may even get an 'accidental' repeat too

Yeah, 16 replies. It's exploding.

Dang, it won't blow up today with the Floyd/Minnesota/Twitter/Trump Press Conference stuff going on.

You win this round. For now.


Ok, now I feel bad.

"When is my daughter turning 18?"

"....in four years".

"Soon? YEEEE!"

That's one.
 
2020-05-29 4:36:00 PM  
AteMyBrain:

Oh, I get it now. He pretty much ignored his little adopted daughter until she started getting hot. Poor guy. Why does everybody think he's weird?

She's not Woody's adopted daughter; she's the adopted daughter of Mia Farrow and Andre Previn.

Although, a girl barely out of her teens getting together with a man thirty years her senior is indeed creepy - who would do that?
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2020-05-29 4:51:58 PM  

puckrock2000: AteMyBrain:

Oh, I get it now. He pretty much ignored his little adopted daughter until she started getting hot. Poor guy. Why does everybody think he's weird?

She's not Woody's adopted daughter; she's the adopted daughter of Mia Farrow and Andre Previn.

Although, a girl barely out of her teens getting together with a man thirty years her senior is indeed creepy - who would do that?
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Previn was married when Mia started in with him. She appears to have very toxic ideas about relationships and boundaries.
 
2020-05-29 5:19:29 PM  

Unikitty: puckrock2000: AteMyBrain:

Oh, I get it now. He pretty much ignored his little adopted daughter until she started getting hot. Poor guy. Why does everybody think he's weird?

She's not Woody's adopted daughter; she's the adopted daughter of Mia Farrow and Andre Previn.

Although, a girl barely out of her teens getting together with a man thirty years her senior is indeed creepy - who would do that?
[Fark user image image 590x350]

Previn was married when Mia started in with him. She appears to have very toxic ideas about relationships and boundaries.


So did Previn.....obviously.
 
2020-05-29 5:36:06 PM  

puckrock2000: Although, a girl barely out of her teens getting together with a man thirty years her senior is indeed creepy - who would do that?


"Keep your hands off the kinder! You take that business to the john!"

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2020-05-29 9:33:20 PM  
Fark him, he had a few teen pieces on the side and tried to score with Muriel Hemingway when she was 14, writing in a screen kiss after she signed on to the film, just so he could tongue-kiss her. Yeah I really believe he's just an innocent author, maligned by these dramatic actor types lol. What a complete shiat he is.
 
2020-05-30 12:27:55 AM  
He can play the victim card after he gets gang raped in prison.
 
2020-05-30 12:31:53 AM  

AteMyBrain: puckrock2000: AteMyBrain: heather99: Angry wife feels humiliated by ex when he chooses her adopted 21 year old daughter over her. Accuses ex of being a molester, coaches children to say the same.

Authorities investigate, find nothing.

End of story, unless you're none too sharp.

Has your claim of false accusation and brainwashing of children been investigated by "authorities"?

Yes - see gunga galunga's post above. They concluded that Mia had coached the kids to say Woody had molested Dylan.

"They" did? I guess I missed the official conclusion report from "them".

I mean, I realize it's a much more viable theory than believing a guy who boinks and marries his daughter is sexually deviant, but you know...devil's advocate.

For the last time, Soon-Yi was not Woody's daughter. He basically had little relationship with her until she was an adult, and Mia was the one who encouraged them to get to know one another.

Oh, I get it now. He pretty much ignored his little adopted daughter until she started getting hot. Poor guy. Why does everybody think he's weird?


Soon yi was never hot.
Objectively speaking.
 
2020-05-30 12:35:20 AM  

Unikitty: puckrock2000: AteMyBrain:

Oh, I get it now. He pretty much ignored his little adopted daughter until she started getting hot. Poor guy. Why does everybody think he's weird?

She's not Woody's adopted daughter; she's the adopted daughter of Mia Farrow and Andre Previn.

Although, a girl barely out of her teens getting together with a man thirty years her senior is indeed creepy - who would do that?
[Fark user image image 590x350]

Previn was married when Mia started in with him. She appears to have very toxic ideas about relationships and boundaries.


He was married to her friend.
The affair drove the exwife (and exfrriend) to a nervous breakdown and hospitalization.
 
2020-05-30 12:43:12 AM  

truthandjustice: Unikitty: puckrock2000: AteMyBrain:

Oh, I get it now. He pretty much ignored his little adopted daughter until she started getting hot. Poor guy. Why does everybody think he's weird?

She's not Woody's adopted daughter; she's the adopted daughter of Mia Farrow and Andre Previn.

Although, a girl barely out of her teens getting together with a man thirty years her senior is indeed creepy - who would do that?
[Fark user image image 590x350]

Previn was married when Mia started in with him. She appears to have very toxic ideas about relationships and boundaries.

He was married to her friend.
The affair drove the exwife (and exfrriend) to a nervous breakdown and hospitalization.


Holy crap.
I just looked up Dory Previn.. the woman Previn was married to when he got Mia pregnant, and saw this about Dory's song lyrics:
"while "Beware of Young Girls" is a scathing attack on Mia Farrow and her motives for befriending the Previns. The track "With My Daddy in the Attic" is a chilling piece dealing with Stockholm syndrome and incest. The album's lyrics were published in book form in 1971."
??
Abuse in the attic is what Mia accused Woody Allen of doing.
 
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