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(Metro)   A 103 year-old woman beat Coronavirus, then cracked open a cold beer to celebrate   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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2020-05-29 10:43:54 AM  
What's her Fark handle?
 
2020-05-29 10:59:52 AM  
Jenny Stejna supped on her favorite Bud Light

She's old enough to know better.
 
2020-05-29 11:16:34 AM  
Sure, rub it in the faces of parents who've lost their kids to COVID-19 related illnesses.
 
2020-05-29 11:17:17 AM  
That doesn't look like a Corona bottle.
 
2020-05-29 11:18:23 AM  

blatz514: Jenny Stejna supped on her favorite Bud Light

She's old enough to know better.


Well, a lack of taste is one of the symptoms.
 
2020-05-29 11:20:56 AM  

blatz514: Jenny Stejna supped on her favorite Bud Light

She's old enough to know better.


Aye,

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2020-05-29 11:21:36 AM  
Well, at least they made sure it was cold so she'd know they hadn't slipped her a bottle of pee.
 
2020-05-29 11:23:39 AM  
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2020-05-29 11:26:48 AM  
Gran-Gran?

Is that you?

Don't give Gran-Gran shiat; she's just trying to watch her figure. Ol' Rupert at the nursing home has been giving her the eyes and invited her to the weekly pinochle game.
 
2020-05-29 11:28:30 AM  
It would have been much cooler if it was a Coronoa beer...lol
 
2020-05-29 11:38:41 AM  
"Cracking open a cold one" is the name of my Necrophiliac Mortician Convention blue material tribute punchline.

- Fark needs a "toss rotting vegetables at" button.
 
2020-05-29 11:39:10 AM  
If I'm 103 and survived Corona, I'm drinking more than Bud Light (eww)

Get me a nice aged scotch or bottle of Cristal. I'm going to make it worth it damnit
 
2020-05-29 11:39:44 AM  
Then, just to annoy everyone, she gang banged a bunch of male nurses.
 
2020-05-29 11:40:31 AM  
Yes, how lucky for her.
 
2020-05-29 11:41:03 AM  

The Ice Queen: If I'm 103 and survived Corona, I'm drinking more than Bud Light (eww)

Get me a nice aged scotch or bottle of Cristal. I'm going to make it worth it damnit


I'd settle for a bottle of Stone Farking Wheaton Wootstout.
 
2020-05-29 11:46:00 AM  

brap: "Cracking open a cold one" is the name of my Necrophiliac Mortician Convention blue material tribute punchline.


You ol' necrosodomite you...
 
2020-05-29 11:50:09 AM  

The Ice Queen: If I'm 103 and survived Corona, I'm drinking more than Bud Light (eww)

Get me a nice aged scotch or bottle of Cristal. I'm going to make it worth it damnit


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After backpacking in the Rockies for  week I stopped by the Stanley hotel  and had a glass in the bar.
 
2020-05-29 11:52:43 AM  
Ahh...it's the 'ol Fark, "this 100 year old person drinks or smokes heavily, therefore everyone can and reach that same age" comment thread
 
2020-05-29 11:55:33 AM  

The_Sponge: blatz514: Jenny Stejna supped on her favorite Bud Light

She's old enough to know better.

Well, a lack of taste is one of the symptoms.


genius

Watubi: Ahh...it's the 'ol Fark, "this 100 year old person drinks or smokes heavily, therefore everyone can and reach that same age" comment thread


Why are you here?
 
2020-05-29 11:57:35 AM  
Should have had an 'Old' Style.
 
2020-05-29 12:01:29 PM  

blatz514: Jenny Stejna supped on her favorite Bud Light

She's old enough to know better.


I saw the picture and assumed the poor woman was just given a Bud Light by her cruel children or grandchildren. Now I'm even sadder.
 
2020-05-29 12:03:07 PM  
She's got something in common with her soon to be coroner.
 
2020-05-29 12:09:41 PM  
I went to Georgia to care for my grammy. 91 and still  busting balls. She was from Jersey and even in death she still hounds me.
 
2020-05-29 12:25:52 PM  

The Ice Queen: If I'm 103 and survived Corona, I'm drinking more than Bud Light (eww)

Get me a nice aged scotch or bottle of Cristal. I'm going to make it worth it damnit


American mass produced lager has its place. When you're sitting in a boat in the sun all day a corked bottle of Trappist ale isn't so lovely.  Personally, I think an ice cold can of Coors is absolutely perfect after mowing the lawn.
 
2020-05-29 12:26:38 PM  
Drinkers gonna drink
 
2020-05-29 12:39:19 PM  

blatz514: Jenny Stejna supped on her favorite Bud Light

She's old enough to know better.


She's old enough to drink what she wants.
 
2020-05-29 12:45:04 PM  

dothemath: Then, just to annoy everyone, she gang banged a bunch of male nurses.


I just learned that it's possible to be grossed out by someone's actions but also say "Good for you." and mean it.
 
2020-05-29 12:47:07 PM  
If I could buy her a beer right now, it would be this one:

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2020-05-29 12:47:15 PM  
Blessings of good health for her, even if she has terrible taste in beer. My great aunt lived to be 99, and she's one of my heroes. She would've had a Creme de Banana; I'd prefer a stout. If I get to that age, please let me leap.
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2020-05-29 12:52:51 PM  
She thanks her Dr.
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2020-05-29 1:04:45 PM  
She's already 103 and looked to be in good health before that.  She's likely one of those genetic freaks that was going to live a long time almost regardless of how she lived her life.  Got my fingers crossed that I'm one of those because my dad looks to be one of those (currently 85), but my mom's side doesn't live that long.
 
2020-05-29 2:15:11 PM  

Salmon: The_Sponge: blatz514: Jenny Stejna supped on her favorite Bud Light

She's old enough to know better.

Well, a lack of taste is one of the symptoms.

genius

Watubi: Ahh...it's the 'ol Fark, "this 100 year old person drinks or smokes heavily, therefore everyone can and reach that same age" comment thread

Why are you here?


He's here for the Betty White porn..
 
2020-05-29 6:52:43 PM  

CarnySaur: Sure, rub it in the faces of parents who've lost their kids to COVID-19 related illnesses.


In my state with population of ~5.5M, there have been ZERO deaths of anyone below the age of 25.

With all the hysteria around here, you'd think that it is almost exclusively taking out people in the prime of their lives.
 
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