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(Medical Xpress)   Brazil sees a record number of virus cases, and 1,000 dead in 24 hours. Their Amazon is in really bad shape   (medicalxpress.com) divider line
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2020-05-29 11:41:45 AM  
Here's hoping they can get a vaccine, instead of a bobcat.
 
2020-05-29 12:25:32 PM  
Kill all the indigenous peoples and you don't have to worry about protests against deforestation and cultural and literal genocide... just let the COVID do it.
 
2020-05-29 12:26:16 PM  
I am sure once the weather warms the corona will just go away...oh wait where?
 
2020-05-29 12:27:56 PM  
its gonna get a Brazilian times worse
 
2020-05-29 12:29:57 PM  
Seems like there may be downsides to electing populist, scientifically-illiterate assholes.
 
2020-05-29 12:35:23 PM  

drxym: Seems like there may be downsides to electing populist, scientifically-illiterate assholes.


Do you mean Bolsonaro? Or do you mean Putin? Or do you mean Donald? I suppose you could mean all three of those forking ash-holes.
 
2020-05-29 12:38:08 PM  
"You can use Brazilian Express points to pay for your Amazon Prime purchase".


Sorry, coffins are not available for free shipping under Prime.
 
2020-05-29 12:40:26 PM  
It's almost as if they're a month or so behind the time line of the US so they're peaking now instead of a month or so ago!
 
2020-05-29 12:42:15 PM  

Serious Black: drxym: Seems like there may be downsides to electing populist, scientifically-illiterate assholes.

Do you mean Bolsonaro? Or do you mean Putin? Or do you mean Donald? I suppose you could mean all three of those forking ash-holes.


Don't forget Duterte, the biggest asshole of the bunch.
 
2020-05-29 12:52:25 PM  
Is it a brazillion or a thousand?
 
2020-05-29 12:56:03 PM  
This is what you get when you elect a a man who is basically trump turned to 11 as your leader.
 
2020-05-29 12:56:03 PM  
Yeah, but herd immunity, right?
 
2020-05-29 1:12:31 PM  

MugzyBrown: It's almost as if they're a month or so behind the time line of the US so they're peaking now instead of a month or so ago!


If you believe that Brazil has reached the peak of this disaster, you haven't been paying attention...
 
2020-05-29 1:26:34 PM  
According to the right-wing nut job friend of one of my friends, Brazil's COVID problems are attributable to two things: (1) a "viscous left like we have in the US"; and (2) ubiquitous slums.

Someone please tell me how we're supposed to share a nation with people who think like this.
 
2020-05-29 1:47:05 PM  

Loreweaver: MugzyBrown: It's almost as if they're a month or so behind the time line of the US so they're peaking now instead of a month or so ago!

If you believe that Brazil has reached the peak of this disaster, you haven't been paying attention...


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazili​a​n_Military_Junta_of_1969
No kidding.
 
2020-05-29 1:53:04 PM  
So .0001% of a Brazilian?

That's not bad .

I am using my reverse Polish notation calculator, so I could be wrong.
 
2020-05-29 1:59:38 PM  

fsbilly: Kill all the indigenous peoples and you don't have to worry about protests against deforestation and cultural and literal genocide... just let the COVID do it.


are you suggesting they are killing people for cheaper computer paper ???
who do we have to kill for cheaper ink????????
 
2020-05-29 2:11:26 PM  
So a tinpot dictator wants Covid to just go away because economy? Where have I heard this before???
 
2020-05-29 2:12:20 PM  

winedrinkingman: I am sure once the weather warms the corona will just go away...oh wait where?


Brazil is in the southern hemisphere, where it's currently approaching wintertime.
Today's forecasted high in Rio de Janeiro is 74 degrees.
 
2020-05-29 2:15:02 PM  

TurdblossomTrump: winedrinkingman: I am sure once the weather warms the corona will just go away...oh wait where?

Brazil is in the southern hemisphere, where it's currently approaching wintertime.
Today's forecasted high in Rio de Janeiro is 74 degrees.


So you're saying it's always warm in Brazil and therefore the virus can't spread there and this is a fake news story?
 
2020-05-29 2:16:51 PM  

fsbilly: TurdblossomTrump: winedrinkingman: I am sure once the weather warms the corona will just go away...oh wait where?

Brazil is in the southern hemisphere, where it's currently approaching wintertime.
Today's forecasted high in Rio de Janeiro is 74 degrees.

So you're saying it's always warm in Brazil and therefore the virus can't spread there and this is a fake news story?


No.  That's not what I'm saying at all.
 
2020-05-29 2:31:12 PM  

TurdblossomTrump: winedrinkingman: I am sure once the weather warms the corona will just go away...oh wait where?

Brazil is in the southern hemisphere, where it's currently approaching wintertime.
Today's forecasted high in Rio de Janeiro is 74 degrees.


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2020-05-29 2:57:56 PM  

Serious Black: drxym: Seems like there may be downsides to electing populist, scientifically-illiterate assholes.

Do you mean Bolsonaro? Or do you mean Putin? Or do you mean Donald? I suppose you could mean all three of those forking ash-holes.


Yes
 
2020-05-29 3:06:46 PM  

TurdblossomTrump: winedrinkingman: I am sure once the weather warms the corona will just go away...oh wait where?

Brazil is in the southern hemisphere, where it's currently approaching wintertime.
Today's forecasted high in Rio de Janeiro is 74 degrees.


Technically it lies on both sides of the Equator, but yes mainly to the south.

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2020-05-29 3:09:02 PM  

Trail of BABYMETAL DEATH: Serious Black: drxym: Seems like there may be downsides to electing populist, scientifically-illiterate assholes.

Do you mean Bolsonaro? Or do you mean Putin? Or do you mean Donald? I suppose you could mean all three of those forking ash-holes.

Don't forget Duterte, the biggest asshole of the bunch.


It is much more succinct to just say fascists.
 
2020-05-29 5:12:29 PM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: According to the right-wing nut job friend of one of my friends, Brazil's COVID problems are attributable to two things: (1) a "viscous left like we have in the US"; and (2) ubiquitous slums.

Someone please tell me how we're supposed to share a nation with people who think like this.


Well, he's not wrong about the second.
 
2020-05-29 5:59:02 PM  

WTP 2: fsbilly: Kill all the indigenous peoples and you don't have to worry about protests against deforestation and cultural and literal genocide... just let the COVID do it.

are you suggesting they are killing people for cheaper computer paper ???
who do we have to kill for cheaper ink????????


People still use printers? Oh wait, I just had to fax a document. How antiquated...
 
2020-05-29 8:08:58 PM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: According to the right-wing nut job friend of one of my friends, Brazil's COVID problems are attributable to two things: (1) a "viscous left like we have in the US"; and (2) ubiquitous slums.

Someone please tell me how we're supposed to share a nation with people who think like this.


Viscous?
They have a thick, sticky consistency?
 
2020-05-30 10:14:06 PM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: According to the right-wing nut job friend of one of my friends, Brazil's COVID problems are attributable to two things: (1) a "viscous left like we have in the US"; and (2) ubiquitous slums.

Someone please tell me how we're supposed to share a nation with people who think like this.

We're not and it's time to get rid of them
 
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