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(CNN)   Included in the actual text of Trump's executive order: "Adam Schiff was continuing to mislead his followers by peddling the long-disproved Russian Collusion Hoax"   (edition.cnn.com) divider line
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2020-05-28 7:11:02 PM  
fark, that's embarrassing.
 
2020-05-28 7:15:05 PM  
Minneapolis/St. Paul is exploding... the pandemic is spreading... the economy is tanking.... and the President is whining about Adam Schiff being mean to him in an Executive Order about Twitter being mean to him.
 
2020-05-28 7:16:07 PM  
Oh sure, Russian Collusion was a "hoax,"   never mind you sealed off the Justice Department so nobody could check on Mueller's findings.
 
2020-05-28 7:16:39 PM  
Maybe it was better in the original Russian.
 
2020-05-28 7:16:40 PM  

OldRod: Minneapolis/St. Paul is exploding... the pandemic is spreading... the economy is tanking.... and the President is whining about Adam Schiff being mean to him in an Executive Order about Twitter being mean to him.


you voted for this idiot. good job america.
 
2020-05-28 7:18:45 PM  
This executive order brought to mind the image of Delores Umbridge having a wall of ridiculous official decrees hung on the wall of Hogwarts.
 
2020-05-28 7:19:22 PM  

some_beer_drinker: OldRod: Minneapolis/St. Paul is exploding... the pandemic is spreading... the economy is tanking.... and the President is whining about Adam Schiff being mean to him in an Executive Order about Twitter being mean to him.

you voted for this idiot. good job america.


Don't blame this on me!  I didn't vote for him...
 
2020-05-28 7:24:33 PM  
Jesus farking Christ what an asshole.  Of course, he neither wrote nor read that.  Just told his lawyers what he wanted in it and they tried to turn his toddler talk into legalese.

I'll be so happy when this shiatstain is removed from office and Earth.
 
2020-05-28 7:26:21 PM  
So, a law that says you can't fix stupid and you can't not support stupid.
Well, that's just stupid.
 
2020-05-28 7:26:48 PM  

OldRod: some_beer_drinker: OldRod: Minneapolis/St. Paul is exploding... the pandemic is spreading... the economy is tanking.... and the President is whining about Adam Schiff being mean to him in an Executive Order about Twitter being mean to him.

you voted for this idiot. good job america.

Don't blame this on me!  I didn't vote for him...


The majority of Americans didn't vote for him.
 
2020-05-28 7:29:56 PM  
I'm sitting here with my mouth open like a goddamn moron.

Ho. Lee. Schitt.

I just... I can't even.  Truly.  Can't.  I mean... I just...

F*ck.
 
2020-05-28 7:35:54 PM  
Sure, on the Executive Order there is no link inviting anyone to check the facts.
 
2020-05-28 7:44:49 PM  
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the mayor of Whiny Titty BabyVille.

What a maroon.
 
2020-05-28 7:53:58 PM  
Need a hashtag #gethelpdonnie#youarenotwell
I don't actually tweet or Facebook so hopefully it can still start magically.
 
2020-05-28 8:00:34 PM  

some_beer_drinker: OldRod: Minneapolis/St. Paul is exploding... the pandemic is spreading... the economy is tanking.... and the President is whining about Adam Schiff being mean to him in an Executive Order about Twitter being mean to him.

you voted for this idiot. good job america.


Do yourself a favor, drink more beer.
 
2020-05-28 8:14:11 PM  
long-disproved Russian Collusion Hoax

Putting the lie in an official document doesn't make it true, you traitorous POS.
 
2020-05-28 8:22:00 PM  
Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train (Speak Of The Devil)
Youtube bwDpAfFzcRQ
 
2020-05-28 8:23:33 PM  

OldRod: Minneapolis/St. Paul is exploding... the pandemic is spreading... the economy is tanking....


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2020-05-28 8:30:08 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Jesus farking Christ what an asshole.  Of course, he neither wrote nor read that.  Just told his lawyers what he wanted in it and they tried to turn his toddler talk into legalese.

I'll be so happy when this shiatstain is removed from office and Earth.


Hopefully Earth first.
 
2020-05-28 8:32:51 PM  

Sachlpch: This executive order brought to mind the image of Delores Umbridge having a wall of ridiculous official decrees hung on the wall of Hogwarts.


So what you're saying is, Trump is gonna eventually get kidnapped and farked to death by a centaur.

I'm okay with that. It's not like he doesn't already stand like one. Might make it easier.
 
2020-05-28 8:35:38 PM  
Blasting the zone with shiat via EO to own the libs.
 
2020-05-28 8:48:26 PM  

OldRod: some_beer_drinker: OldRod: Minneapolis/St. Paul is exploding... the pandemic is spreading... the economy is tanking.... and the President is whining about Adam Schiff being mean to him in an Executive Order about Twitter being mean to him.

you voted for this idiot. good job america.

Don't blame this on me!  I didn't vote for him...


...but you didn't vote for Hillary either.

Or you just didn't vote.

Therefore you voted for this idiot.

QED.

/This is what whipped Democrats actually believe.
//Which is why they won't be winning in November.
///Still not entitled to anyone's vote.
 
2020-05-28 8:58:07 PM  

IlGreven: OldRod: some_beer_drinker: OldRod: Minneapolis/St. Paul is exploding... the pandemic is spreading... the economy is tanking.... and the President is whining about Adam Schiff being mean to him in an Executive Order about Twitter being mean to him.

you voted for this idiot. good job america.

Don't blame this on me!  I didn't vote for him...

...but you didn't vote for Hillary either.

Or you just didn't vote.

Therefore you voted for this idiot.

QED.

/This is what whipped Democrats actually believe.
//Which is why they won't be winning in November.
///Still not entitled to anyone's vote.


I love how you keep making up this argument in your mind about democrats thinking votes are entitled to them. Vote for whomever the fark you want. If you wanna believe the lying orange fatass and vote for him, go ahead. If you claim to not like the lying orange fatass, but wanna believe his lies about Biden and not actually care about getting the lying orange fatass' ass out of the office, abstain or vote 3rd party.
 
2020-05-28 9:03:10 PM  
Well if Twitler can't lie one way, he can always abuse his office, duty and the trust of the American people.
 
2020-05-28 9:07:24 PM  
This is what "Everybody's bein' MEAN ta me! WAAAAH!" looks like after a lawyer has gotten ahold of it.
 
2020-05-28 9:09:23 PM  

IlGreven: OldRod: some_beer_drinker: OldRod: Minneapolis/St. Paul is exploding... the pandemic is spreading... the economy is tanking.... and the President is whining about Adam Schiff being mean to him in an Executive Order about Twitter being mean to him.

you voted for this idiot. good job america.

Don't blame this on me!  I didn't vote for him...

...but you didn't vote for Hillary either.

Or you just didn't vote.

Therefore you voted for this idiot.

QED.

/This is what whipped Democrats actually believe.
//Which is why they won't be winning in November.
///Still not entitled to anyone's vote.


smh
 
2020-05-28 9:55:05 PM  

Anenu: OldRod: some_beer_drinker: OldRod: Minneapolis/St. Paul is exploding... the pandemic is spreading... the economy is tanking.... and the President is whining about Adam Schiff being mean to him in an Executive Order about Twitter being mean to him.

you voted for this idiot. good job america.

Don't blame this on me!  I didn't vote for him...

The majority of Americans didn't vote for him.


Not even the majority of voters voted for him.
 
2020-05-28 10:04:35 PM  

WTFDYW: Hopefully Earth first.


Babylon 5 is not an instru... wait.

...
... ...

I kinda want an Ivanova now...
 
2020-05-28 10:04:36 PM  

make me some tea: Blasting the zone with shiat via EO to own the libs.


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2020-05-28 10:26:18 PM  

OldRod: some_beer_drinker: OldRod: Minneapolis/St. Paul is exploding... the pandemic is spreading... the economy is tanking.... and the President is whining about Adam Schiff being mean to him in an Executive Order about Twitter being mean to him.

you voted for this idiot. good job america.

Don't blame this on me!  I didn't vote for him...


Neither did I. But in 8 years you won't find a single American who admits having voted for him. Much like Bush got two terms and yet nobody voted for him.
 
2020-05-28 11:17:05 PM  
25th Amendment.

Or Impeach him again.

What I'm saying is, there are options to end this.
 
2020-05-28 11:18:19 PM  
That's just embarrassing.  Or, it would be if Trump or his supporters had any shame.
 
2020-05-28 11:19:19 PM  
Sic Semper Tyrannis!


Wait, am I supposed to quote that before or after the deed to save face?


/don't worry Trump doesn't go to live theatre 
//don't worry I'm not part of his posse 
///beware the threes of posting
 
2020-05-28 11:19:38 PM  
I think Twitter should just leave Trump alone.  Sure his tweets fire up his base but I think for more people they just show how unhinged he has become. Let him continue.
 
2020-05-28 11:20:37 PM  
For some reason my brain flagged that as misleading.....
 
2020-05-28 11:21:01 PM  
That Executive Order should be reposted on a 90s era mySpace page, complete with shiatty MIDI music, a red and green background, and white blinking text.
 
2020-05-28 11:21:51 PM  
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2020-05-28 11:22:09 PM  
Wait, WHAT?
 
2020-05-28 11:22:43 PM  

skinink: That Executive Order should be reposted on a 90s era mySpace page, complete with shiatty MIDI music, a red and green background, and white blinking text.


I see you also managed to spawn an abortion of a website as well.

Well played.
 
2020-05-28 11:25:18 PM  
I wonder what the person who was forced to type that out was thinking. Probably something along the lines of "I'm doing a history."
 
2020-05-28 11:25:40 PM  

Anenu: OldRod: some_beer_drinker: OldRod: Minneapolis/St. Paul is exploding... the pandemic is spreading... the economy is tanking.... and the President is whining about Adam Schiff being mean to him in an Executive Order about Twitter being mean to him.

you voted for this idiot. good job america.

Don't blame this on me!  I didn't vote for him...

The majority of Americans didn't vote for him.


The Lady of the Swamp, her arm clad in in the greasiest hambderder wrapper, held aloft Derpscalibur from the bosom of the water.
 
2020-05-28 11:25:47 PM  
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2020-05-28 11:26:30 PM  

runwiz: I think Twitter should just leave Trump alone.  Sure his tweets fire up his base but I think for more people they just show how unhinged he has become. Let him continue.


They can't. They are now potentially liable for those tweets.
 
2020-05-28 11:26:40 PM  
On my travel through the mud at breitbart earlier there was a story on this and it mentioned Barr working on the legislation for Dumpy. No one there questioned why the executive branch might be doing legislative duties.

I found the wording odd and it stuck out the most from the story.
 
2020-05-28 11:27:45 PM  
I died and this is hell, right?
 
2020-05-28 11:28:23 PM  
Again, GHOST BAN HIM! It'll piss him off more seeing his tweets (and him only), with zero likes, comments, or retweets. And he won't listen to anyone who tries to explain a ghost ban to him, which will drive him even further up the wall. Then, to add insult to injury, go through his friends list and sweep out all the bots, which drives his followers down by 20 million or so, and see his reaction. Getting rid of the Bitcoin bots on his page alone would drop it by 10 million points.
 
2020-05-28 11:29:15 PM  
@jack should just ban his account for tos violations. 
everyone has to agree to the tos. it's a  legal and binding contract.
 
2020-05-28 11:29:30 PM  
The order is illegal in so many ways it is barely worth getting into it. Just this bit allows it to be thrown out on the basis that it is a specific attack on the right of one person to say what they wish.
 
2020-05-28 11:30:59 PM  
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2020-05-28 11:31:02 PM  

snocone: So, a law that says you can't fix stupid and you can't not support stupid.
Well, that's just stupid.


It's not a law. And most of it is not even legal.
 
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