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2020-05-28 5:12:47 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-05-28 5:15:24 PM  
"making 'remarks'" is the new euphemism for "poop is coming out"
 
2020-05-28 5:16:43 PM  
More like "Making Skidmarks" amiright??
 
2020-05-28 5:16:53 PM  

wademh: "making 'remarks'" is the new euphemism for "poop is coming out"


Making skidmarks
 
2020-05-28 5:17:06 PM  

markie_farkie: More like "Making Skidmarks" amiright??


Fark you!
 
2020-05-28 5:18:48 PM  
Man, Jack really pissed Donnie off this time.  Imagine how bad it would be if he'd actually edited Trump's posts, or banned him!  We'd probably be nuking Twitter headquarters
 
2020-05-28 5:20:14 PM  
THE FAT ORANGE BIATCH IS SO BUTTHURT AND CRYING SO MUCH THAT HE JUST SAID HE'D REMOVE THE VERY "SHIELD" THAT KEEPS TWITTER FROM BEING SUED TO OBLIVION OVER THE OUTRAGEOUS LIES AND ATTACKS HE POSTS THERE!

AND HE SAID HE'D SHUT DOWN TWITTER IF HE LEGALLY COULD TOO!


/can't even begin to express how completely ludicrous this is
 
2020-05-28 5:23:01 PM  
Did he miss second lunch?
 
2020-05-28 5:23:47 PM  
CNN didn't even bother to air this. They just sorta announced he signed it and moved on.
 
2020-05-28 5:24:12 PM  
Fartgate, the verbal.
 
2020-05-28 5:24:15 PM  
Cry moar, biatch
 
2020-05-28 5:25:01 PM  
so, now what?
 
2020-05-28 5:25:21 PM  
Does this mean that Twitter can sue Trump for any liability he puts on them by publishing his tweets?

/because that would be awesome...
//not criminal so can proceed while he's in office...
///to the deposition-mobile!
 
2020-05-28 5:25:52 PM  
What a crybaby little wussy boy.  Why do his supporters think he's tough?
 
2020-05-28 5:25:53 PM  
I thought he usually went to bed by now.. but then I usually go to bed by now..
 
2020-05-28 5:26:08 PM  
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2020-05-28 5:26:25 PM  
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2020-05-28 5:26:26 PM  
If he's pissed that much about Jack not even saying Trump lied on his twitter account... can you imagine the eggshells other leaders walk on when they meet with his dumb ass?

On one hand, they want to stay allied to the US but on the other, Trump's insanity is putting their country/alliance at risk.

From all I've heard and read in the last 3 years, allies hate Trump with a passion because the whole administration is a bunch of incompetent farks and they are putting the world in danger and they cant really say anything about it because Trump is a whiny little biatch.
 
2020-05-28 5:26:30 PM  
"Say goodbye to your shield, Twitter!" he says as he posts it on Twitter.
 
2020-05-28 5:26:30 PM  
So what's it going to be @Jack?

Is it going to be your turn in the barrel for Trump? Or are you going to consider the long term future for your social media enterprise which I assume you intend to be around well after the planet is no longer polluted by Trump's fetid breath?
 
2020-05-28 5:26:37 PM  

Jairzinho: so, now what?


Twitter, Facebook, and whoever else sue, this stupid thing dies, and the distraction is complete.
 
2020-05-28 5:26:38 PM  
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/I'm a card carrying member of the ACLU...you should be too
 
2020-05-28 5:26:56 PM  
Good idea. Ban all social media. Force people back to the good old days where you scream incoherent nonsense on the bus. I don't see any downside on this.
 
2020-05-28 5:27:59 PM  

Jairzinho: so, now what?


"It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

Nothing is going to happen, that's what.
 
2020-05-28 5:28:27 PM  

null: THE FAT ORANGE BIATCH IS SO BUTTHURT AND CRYING SO MUCH THAT HE JUST SAID HE'D REMOVE THE VERY "SHIELD" THAT KEEPS TWITTER FROM BEING SUED TO OBLIVION OVER THE OUTRAGEOUS LIES AND ATTACKS HE POSTS THERE!

AND HE SAID HE'D SHUT DOWN TWITTER IF HE LEGALLY COULD TOO!

/can't even begin to express how completely ludicrous this is


It's a good thing Republicans never shouted from the mountaintop that the gubmint should not be picking winners and losers in business. That'd be weird.

And yeah, we've going way past ludicrous speed.
 
2020-05-28 5:28:32 PM  

Original: https://t.co/STCgxGezrQ


This string of characters is the most coherent thing Trump has tweeted in a while.
 
2020-05-28 5:29:15 PM  

sunsawed: Good idea. Ban all social media. Force people back to the good old days where you scream incoherent nonsense on the bus. I don't see any downside on this.


I live in Portland so you just described my modern world.
 
2020-05-28 5:29:15 PM  
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2020-05-28 5:29:35 PM  
I don't know how anyone could biatch about Obama's "pen and a phone" approach for 8 years and then be okay with this. This is the same shiat, just much more blatantly unconstitutional.
 
2020-05-28 5:29:41 PM  
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2020-05-28 5:29:42 PM  

sunsawed: Good idea. Ban all social media. Force people back to the good old days where you scream incoherent nonsense on the bus. I don't see any downside on this.


HEY!  Incoherent to _you_ maybe!  And I, err, they, wouldn't have to scream if YOU'D JUST FARKING LISTEN FOR ONCE!
 
2020-05-28 5:29:49 PM  
...and isn't it ironic, don't you think?

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2020-05-28 5:29:51 PM  
I will laugh my ass off if he gets deplatformed because of the same EO he signed.
 
2020-05-28 5:29:55 PM  
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2020-05-28 5:30:12 PM  
WHAT THE ... This is Gamergate's dream come true. The doxxing is going to go wild.

No deceptive act. Is an online pseudonym a deceptive act?

What about protecting people from their abusers? I has a family stalker for years until he recently died, and the internet was terrible for me. The police calling me occasionally to tell me that he was off his meds and dangerous. Oh my god this is going to be hell.

I thought Zuckerberg was going to get me killed one day with his, "You shouldn't ahve anything to hide" bullshiat but an executive order...argh. I feel badly for everyone who has a court protection order or had to get police involved with family.
 
2020-05-28 5:30:18 PM  
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2020-05-28 5:30:53 PM  

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/I'm a card carrying member of the ACLU...you should be too


Yeah I was wondering about this. If they remove the liability protection would Twitter not clampdown harder on questionable content?

Maybe they would reject a lot more of Trump's posts.
 
2020-05-28 5:31:03 PM  
I would like to believe that this moment is "Peak Stupid".
But we have 6+ months to go on the clock.

Hold on to your butts.
 
2020-05-28 5:31:05 PM  
Given that these remarks are on Fox News's Twitter apparently, let's see if Twitter sees fit to post a "Get the facts about the first amendment" tag on it.
 
2020-05-28 5:31:32 PM  
Berkeley Breathed posted this in the morning.

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2020-05-28 5:31:43 PM  

Jake Havechek: What a crybaby little wussy boy.  Why do his supporters think he's tough?


Some don't but buy the package anyway.

asfarmer janetsc • an hour ago
Trump has good reason to whine, he is being treated unfairly by the press who are influencing most Americans to distrust Trump's jugement
 
2020-05-28 5:31:43 PM  
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2020-05-28 5:31:48 PM  

swankywanky: [Fark user image image 596x259]


Oh, snap.
 
2020-05-28 5:32:14 PM  

SurelyShirley: ...and isn't it ironic, don't you think?

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He's got Ivanka's neck.
 
2020-05-28 5:32:21 PM  

null: THE FAT ORANGE BIATCH IS SO BUTTHURT AND CRYING SO MUCH THAT HE JUST SAID HE'D REMOVE THE VERY "SHIELD" THAT KEEPS TWITTER FROM BEING SUED TO OBLIVION OVER THE OUTRAGEOUS LIES AND ATTACKS HE POSTS THERE!

AND HE SAID HE'D SHUT DOWN TWITTER IF HE LEGALLY COULD TOO!

/can't even begin to express how completely ludicrous this is


See, Twitter should have gotten their act together with him long before he installed his puppet AG and puppet administration to his liking, plus Supreme Court choices, etc.

Now they may actually get farked, but so will so many other people if this doesn't get shot down somewhere in the legal system and held down from that point forward.
 
2020-05-28 5:32:50 PM  

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BRILLIANT.

100,000 dead and counting:  Nothing that isn't counterproducting and ADDING to the entirely avoidable death toll.

One "this may not be true" flag and OMG EO ARMEGEDDON.
 
2020-05-28 5:33:16 PM  

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REMOVE SECTION 230 YOU CHICKENSHIAT FAT ORANGE BIATCH

PELOSI, PASS THE BILL!  FORCE MOSCOW MITCH TO PASS IT AND DESTROY THE INTERNET OR FILIBUSTER TRUMP'S WISHES!
 
2020-05-28 5:33:28 PM  

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/afraid to laugh
 
2020-05-28 5:33:30 PM  
Bullies get so touchy when challenged.
 
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