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(The Hill)   Liar who lied when she promised never to lie, in defending lies told by the liar she works for lies and says he never "intends" to lie   (thehill.com) divider line
    More: Fail, President of the United States, Bill Clinton, Washington, D.C., Donald Trump, White House, White House Press Secretary, Elections, pair of tweets  
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2020-05-28 4:46:36 PM  
Liar.
 
2020-05-28 4:51:33 PM  
And that was some grade C whataboutism given out by the press secretary.
 
2020-05-28 4:53:55 PM  
She lies and she does not keep promises (to not lie).
 
2020-05-28 4:56:29 PM  
Working hard to discover the short-cut to China I see.
 
2020-05-28 4:56:34 PM  
"Donnie, before you testify, do you know the difference is between the truth and a lie?  And you know what happens when you tell a lie?  And a lie is a good thing?  Or a bad thing?"

Got it.  We've got a four-year old here.
 
2020-05-28 5:14:27 PM  
And yet Karen keeps on lying.
 
2020-05-28 5:27:13 PM  

Chabash: Liar.


I think we're done here!  Get the lights!
 
2020-05-28 10:05:15 PM  
Why do reporters even bother with this kabuki shiat?
 
2020-05-28 11:36:49 PM  
But she's white, blonde, and wears a cross, she has to be telling the truth.
 
2020-05-28 11:38:26 PM  

fusillade762: Why do reporters even bother with this kabuki shiat?


Everyone wants to be the next viral sensation that gets off a zinger.  Simple as that.
 
2020-05-28 11:39:04 PM  
Ahhh so he is just a pathological liar. That makes it so much better.
 
2020-05-28 11:39:32 PM  
She's right. Donald Trump doesn't INTEND to lie. To intentionally lie, he'd have to understand that what he was saying was wrong, and that is beyond Trump's capabilities.

In addition to his complete lack of a conscience or basic empathy, Donald Trump is incapable of comprehending that he could be wrong about something.
 
2020-05-28 11:40:37 PM  
I believe Donald Trump does not think that he's lying. In his swiss cheesed brain caused by neurosyphilis he contracted back during the syphilis epidemic on Wall Street in the 1980's, he absolutely believes with absolute conviction the insane bullshiat he spews and tweets. When he says he has "absolute authority" over the states, while also saying he "takes no responsibility at all", this isn't a contradiction to him. He genuinely believes in both of these statements and sees absolutely nothing contradictory. So, he probably doesn't intend to lie. It's just that his cognitive functions have been compromised for years, and everyone who has the ability to reign him in or stop him have decided they're okay with taking their marching orders from a guy whose brain is being chewed on by infectious bacteria.
 
2020-05-28 11:41:12 PM  
God damn, Kayleigh McEnany is such a Trump whore.  Nothing she says should be considered factual on its face.
 
2020-05-28 11:45:22 PM  
I thought we were going with "Human Scum Barbie"
 
2020-05-28 11:45:53 PM  
The classic reich winger gambit when cornered on the malicious lies: No no I'm not a criminal liar I'm just staggeringly incompetent and that's somehow better.
 
2020-05-28 11:50:18 PM  
That's rich, The balls on these people.
 
2020-05-28 11:51:18 PM  
It's kinda plausible. I mean, he's just so goddamn much of a liar that he lies more than anyone who ACTUALLY tries to lie.

Like, a liar actually thinks about what they said, tries to keep lies plausible, remembers the lie and creates a consistent story.

This MFer just has lies spill out of his mouth and fingers without thinking.
 
2020-05-28 11:56:30 PM  
I read that headline to the tune of "the boxer"  by Simon and Garfunkel
 
2020-05-28 11:58:15 PM  
Kayleigh's husband, provides without comment:

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2020-05-29 12:00:22 AM  
I mean, I can buy it. You need more than an amygdala for any sort of reasoned intent to form, I think.
 
2020-05-29 12:03:20 AM  
You're best defense is that Trump believes his own lies?  Yep, only the best people.
 
2020-05-29 12:06:11 AM  
"White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany on Thursday defended a pair of tweets from President Trump that contained unfounded claims about mail-in voting and said the president aimed to always be truthful."

The president lacks the ability to aim.
 
2020-05-29 12:08:10 AM  
FTFL: "...And there is many more [untruthful news articles on the Coronavirus] I could get to."

Could she, though? Because the examples that she gave seemed a bit vague; I highly doubt that she could tell you why or how those articles/statements are misrepresenting the facts.
 
2020-05-29 12:10:24 AM  

fusillade762: Why do reporters even bother with this kabuki shiat?


I swear, I just don't Noh.
 
2020-05-29 12:20:36 AM  
She right.  Lying requires intent.  Trump is just full of shiat.
 
2020-05-29 12:20:39 AM  

Kraig57: "White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany on Thursday defended a pair of tweets from President Trump that contained unfounded claims about mail-in voting and said the president aimed to always be truthful."

The president lacks the ability to aim.


Ready, FIRE, aim!
 
2020-05-29 12:21:06 AM  

fusillade762: Why do reporters even bother with this kabuki shiat?


Because Kabuki is cool...er,..strange.
 
2020-05-29 12:28:24 AM  
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2020-05-29 12:32:07 AM  
She's gonna have the best Fox News audition reel ever.
 
2020-05-29 12:38:38 AM  
Liar
Youtube 81EgiEDPsws
 
2020-05-29 12:39:50 AM  

Bowen: Kayleigh's husband, provides without comment:

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Thats a face that has seen many a hole in the wall, imho . I have known people like that .
 
2020-05-29 12:47:52 AM  

Bowen: Kayleigh's husband, provides without comment:

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The on backwards sunglasses tells me all I need to know.
 
2020-05-29 12:48:20 AM  

fusillade762: Why do reporters even bother with this kabuki shiat?


White house has a really good craft services table?
 
2020-05-29 12:58:22 AM  
I would have to write that he doesn't intend to lie, but then, he also doesn't intend on being affected my gravity.
He's just that stupid.
 
2020-05-29 1:02:44 AM  
She's actually telling the truth. Recall "Al Qaeda's Fantasy Ideology" - this is transformative belief. If they believe it hard enough, it becomes true, so it was never a lie to begin with.
 
2020-05-29 1:13:29 AM  
She's a daft nit!
 
2020-05-29 1:20:55 AM  
Well we are idiots. We will believe anything.
Maybe she wants to date baron or something and is just kidding up to his potential father?
 
2020-05-29 1:30:46 AM  
White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany on Thursday defended a pair of tweets from President Trump that contained unfounded claims about mail-in voting and said the president aimed to always be truthful.

Truth is subjective.
Perhaps he should try more often, and more diligently, to be factual.
 
2020-05-29 1:51:51 AM  
A liar doesn't have to tell you she's a liar.

That's not exactly how the old saying goes, but it works, dammit.
 
2020-05-29 1:52:58 AM  

Solid Muldoon: [I cannot tell a lie. ~Boss Trump]


What if...

he's really trying to trip-up A.I. Bots among the press...
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2020-05-29 2:49:03 AM  
She sounds like a sex robot built from spray tan and damaged T-800 parts programmed by a drunk first year graduate student experimenting with libertarian ideology every time she opens her mouth at that podium.
 
2020-05-29 9:40:58 AM  
It's the ultimate, dumbest defense mechanism, and unfortunately it works.  "You can't PROVE I wasn't just making a mistake.  So you can't honestly say I lied if you want to keep your precious journalistic integrity.  You're stuck taking the high road, and I can say whatever I want."

The Alt-Right Playbook: You Go High, We Go Low
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2020-05-29 11:03:12 AM  
Donald does not know what the truth is. He can't lie. I guarantee he yells at people who bring him bad news, so he isn't even aware of the truth. He doesn't remember things, doesn't know much, can't pay attention.

He's not a liar, he's a bullshiatter.
 
2020-05-29 11:18:04 AM  
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