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(CNN)   After six-day manhunt, UConn student suspected in two murders and a kidnapping has been arrested, also facing extradition request from Greece, whose government demands he change his last name or take the middle name North   (edition.cnn.com) divider line
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2020-05-28 2:19:49 PM  
But I thought Manfredonia was the new name for Lesbos.
 
2020-05-28 5:35:59 PM  
"...stretching from Connecticut to Maryland."


So like 40 miles?
 
2020-05-28 5:36:18 PM  
Arrested peacefully, not killed by kneeling on his neck while he and bystanders begged for mercy. That's how you know he's white without even seeing a picture or knowing his name.

That's the way most arrests should be. A travesty you have to be the right skin color for that to happen.
 
2020-05-28 5:37:34 PM  

mongbiohazard: Arrested peacefully, not killed by kneeling on his neck while he and bystanders begged for mercy. That's how you know he's white without even seeing a picture or knowing his name.

That's the way most arrests should be. A travesty you have to be the right skin color for that to happen.


White murderer: A-OK

Black Stander Arounder: Dead as shiat.
 
2020-05-28 5:41:09 PM  
"Repeat.  First name Manfred."
 
2020-05-28 5:41:55 PM  
But the manhunt ended in Hagerstown, Maryland, on Wednesday night when an investigator being briefed on his description pointed to a man of that height nearby, and the detective delivering the briefing noticed his red sneakers, police said.

That's surreal.  "You mean he looks like that dude?"  "Holy shiat, yes.  Guns out, team!"
 
2020-05-28 5:42:06 PM  
Poor guy snapped at the prospect of being named after Kanye's kid or that Rob Reiner movie. He hate, hate, hate, hate, hated being named after either.
 
2020-05-28 5:42:11 PM  
I don't get it
 
2020-05-28 5:43:22 PM  

Palined Parenthood: I don't get it


Peter North.
 
2020-05-28 5:44:04 PM  
God, that was one nerdy international politics joke.

Well done, subby.
 
2020-05-28 5:44:05 PM  

bthom37: Palined Parenthood: I don't get it

Peter North.


(I know that's not subbys joke, but I still like mine)
 
2020-05-28 5:46:26 PM  
Six Day Manhunt is the name of my Heart-Hole supergroup. (tour pending)
 
2020-05-28 5:47:20 PM  
He just couldn't get Fyrom to stick.
 
2020-05-28 5:50:55 PM  

bthom37: bthom37: Palined Parenthood: I don't get it

Peter North.

(I know that's not subbys joke, but I still like mine)


Oh, the guy with the talking guitar?
 
2020-05-28 5:52:25 PM  
Wait until John Boysylvania hears about this!
 
2020-05-28 5:52:40 PM  
Did the angels get to wear his red shoes?
 
2020-05-28 5:54:49 PM  
Wait, he used a knife?

Well that's not gonna get any gun control passed.
 
2020-05-28 5:59:45 PM  

AngryDragon: Wait, he used a knife?

Well that's not gonna get any gun control passed.


Username checks out
 
2020-05-28 6:00:27 PM  
Too bad he wasn't caught trying to spend a counterfeit 20.
 
2020-05-28 6:01:59 PM  

Dork Gently: But the manhunt ended in Hagerstown, Maryland, on Wednesday night when an investigator being briefed on his description pointed to a man of that height nearby, and the detective delivering the briefing noticed his red sneakers, police said.

That's surreal.  "You mean he looks like that dude?"  "Holy shiat, yes.  Guns out, team!"


"Fark me, I was counting on racking up way more OT than this. Now that six figure pension will have to wait until I'm 46."
 
2020-05-28 6:04:08 PM  

AngryDragon: Wait, he used a knife?

Well that's not gonna get any gun control passed.


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Maybe?
 
2020-05-28 6:05:12 PM  
Oh thank Buddha.
 
2020-05-28 6:11:34 PM  
...R.I.P. Mighty Manfred
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2020-05-28 6:15:46 PM  

AngryDragon: Wait, he used a knife?

Well that's not gonna get any gun control passed.


Murder victim #2 was shot.
 
2020-05-28 6:34:40 PM  
Hail Freedonia!

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2020-05-28 6:36:42 PM  

AngryDragon: Wait, he used a knife?

Well that's not gonna get any gun control passed.


It's always "too soon" to discuss solutions to firearm problems.
 
2020-05-28 7:08:10 PM  

AngryDragon: Wait, he used a knife?

Well that's not gonna get any gun control passed.


Oh good, they got him. They spotted him here on Sunday. I was quite worried, or at least would have been if I wasn't getting drunk and not leaving the house. Farker's run didn't have nothing on Eric Frein's. 40+ day high score around here and he snipered a couple state troopers.
 
2020-05-28 7:11:24 PM  

Palined Parenthood: bthom37: bthom37: Palined Parenthood: I don't get it

Peter North.

(I know that's not subbys joke, but I still like mine)

Oh, the guy with the talking guitar?


No, no, no, that's peter frampton. You're thinking of the guy who played Columbo.
 
2020-05-28 7:15:17 PM  

lizyrd: Palined Parenthood: bthom37: bthom37: Palined Parenthood: I don't get it

Peter North.

(I know that's not subbys joke, but I still like mine)

Oh, the guy with the talking guitar?

No, no, no, that's peter frampton. You're thinking of the guy who played Columbo.


No, that's Peter Falk. I thought the joke was was referring to Josh Hutcherson's character in The Hunger Games.
 
2020-05-28 7:15:58 PM  

orbister: Hail Freedonia!

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No, that was John Candy's other character in Nothing But Trouble
 
2020-05-28 7:18:32 PM  
the detective delivering the briefing noticed his red sneakers

Wasn't this an episode of Luther or Sherlock or something?
 
2020-05-28 7:29:43 PM  

Palined Parenthood: I don't get it


The nation of Greece officially hates the former Yugoslavian entity commonly called the nation of "Macedonia", mostly because "Macedonia" is a Greek word and the modern Macedonians are mostly Slavs and Turks, not Greeks.  Also because the historical region of <<Macedonia>> is partially within the borders of Greece and partially within the borders of "Macedonia".  Most people quite frankly think it is a stupid argument for Greece to make, but Greece does have the ability to make trouble for the new nation of "Macedonia".  A compromise proposed by Greece is for "Macedonia" to tack on the word "North" to its name, to be "North Macedonia".

"Macedonia" and "Manfredonia" look similar to Subby.
 
2020-05-28 7:32:58 PM  

rebelyell2006: Palined Parenthood: I don't get it

The nation of Greece officially hates the former Yugoslavian entity commonly called the nation of "Macedonia", mostly because "Macedonia" is a Greek word and the modern Macedonians are mostly Slavs and Turks, not Greeks.  Also because the historical region of <<Macedonia>> is partially within the borders of Greece and partially within the borders of "Macedonia".  Most people quite frankly think it is a stupid argument for Greece to make, but Greece does have the ability to make trouble for the new nation of "Macedonia".  A compromise proposed by Greece is for "Macedonia" to tack on the word "North" to its name, to be "North Macedonia".

"Macedonia" and "Manfredonia" look similar to Subby.


Wow. Thank you.
I legitimately thought all I was doing was feigning igornance of Peter North.
 
2020-05-28 7:36:04 PM  
this guy grew up on the same street as Adam Lanza. Something in the water in Newton?
 
2020-05-28 8:05:15 PM  

Palined Parenthood: lizyrd: Palined Parenthood: bthom37: bthom37: Palined Parenthood: I don't get it

Peter North.

(I know that's not subbys joke, but I still like mine)

Oh, the guy with the talking guitar?

No, no, no, that's peter frampton. You're thinking of the guy who played Columbo.

No, that's Peter Falk. I thought the joke was was referring to Josh Hutcherson's character in The Hunger Games.


Ohhh, the guy from that awful Pearl Harbor movie.
 
2020-05-28 8:06:01 PM  

lizyrd: Palined Parenthood: bthom37: bthom37: Palined Parenthood: I don't get it

Peter North.

(I know that's not subbys joke, but I still like mine)

Oh, the guy with the talking guitar?

No, no, no, that's peter frampton. You're thinking of the guy who played Columbo.


Colombo?
The school shooting that crazy guy says was a hoax..?
 
2020-05-28 8:27:59 PM  

mongbiohazard: Arrested peacefully, not killed by kneeling on his neck while he and bystanders begged for mercy. That's how you know he's white without even seeing a picture or knowing his name.

That's the way most arrests should be. A travesty you have to be the right skin color for that to happen.


Yes, and in your world a person of color must only get arrested once every other year, and they are always murdered as a result of the arrest.

Derp on my friend.
 
2020-05-28 8:30:10 PM  

docilej: this guy grew up on the same street as Adam Lanza. Something in the water in Newton?


More than likely they had a doctor or teacher prescribing them the same mind altering drugs.
 
2020-05-28 8:49:39 PM  
FTFA: "[Entitled, ill-tempered prick] has been struggling with mental health concerns and was receiving support from his family and therapists"

Are you kidding me right now? This kid sucks, and everyone playing the mental illness card in his defense does, too. He MAY have a mental illness, but the odds that that's what caused him to murder two people and kidnap another are basically slim and none. I'm just glad nobody else got hurt.
 
2020-05-28 9:01:43 PM  

1funguy: lizyrd: Palined Parenthood: bthom37: bthom37: Palined Parenthood: I don't get it

Peter North.

(I know that's not subbys joke, but I still like mine)

Oh, the guy with the talking guitar?

No, no, no, that's peter frampton. You're thinking of the guy who played Columbo.

Colombo?
The school shooting that crazy guy says was a hoax..?


No, the capitol of Ceylon.
 
2020-05-28 9:08:34 PM  

Gulper Eel: 1funguy: lizyrd: Palined Parenthood: bthom37: bthom37: Palined Parenthood: I don't get it

Peter North.

(I know that's not subbys joke, but I still like mine)

Oh, the guy with the talking guitar?

No, no, no, that's peter frampton. You're thinking of the guy who played Columbo.

Colombo?
The school shooting that crazy guy says was a hoax..?

No, the capitol of Ceylon.


OOOhhh...
I love that in home made turkey dressing also!
 
2020-05-29 1:38:54 AM  

Subtonic: AngryDragon: Wait, he used a knife?

Well that's not gonna get any gun control passed.

Oh good, they got him. They spotted him here on Sunday. I was quite worried, or at least would have been if I wasn't getting drunk and not leaving the house. Farker's run didn't have nothing on Eric Frein's. 40+ day high score around here and he snipered a couple state troopers.


Are you proud he brought a couple cops down?
 
2020-05-29 4:30:11 AM  

vert0: Subtonic: AngryDragon: Wait, he used a knife?

Well that's not gonna get any gun control passed.

Oh good, they got him. They spotted him here on Sunday. I was quite worried, or at least would have been if I wasn't getting drunk and not leaving the house. Farker's run didn't have nothing on Eric Frein's. 40+ day high score around here and he snipered a couple state troopers.

Are you proud he brought a couple cops down?


If he isn't, he should be. I know I am. As far as I'm concerned  the more of the neck-stepping scumbags that get dead the better. Have a nice day, copsucker.
 
2020-05-29 7:32:55 AM  

Sean VasDeferens: mongbiohazard: Arrested peacefully, not killed by kneeling on his neck while he and bystanders begged for mercy. That's how you know he's white without even seeing a picture or knowing his name.

That's the way most arrests should be. A travesty you have to be the right skin color for that to happen.

Yes, and in your world a person of color must only get arrested once every other year, and they are always murdered as a result of the arrest.

Derp on my friend.


Black people should GET ARRESTED just as often as white people, after being suspected of committing serious crimes. They should not be subjected to a high risk of ending up dead at police hands for writing a bad check, selling cigarettes, walking in the park, driving, playing in their yards, being autistic and out with a caregiver, or just breathing while black in public. White murderers are frequently quietly arrested, and taken to Burger King for a snack. If the suspect in this story was black he would probably have been shot on sight. White guys carrying guns stormed state capitols across the country over the last few weeks. Hear of any of them getting arrested?
 
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