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(USA Today)   This will probably not shock you, but the head of UFC is an asshole. At least he knows how to take advice from smarter people   (mmajunkie.usatoday.com) divider line
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2020-05-28 1:56:49 PM  
The sport was founded by assholes, is populated with assholes, and has an audience that consists largely of assholes. How could its head not be an asshole as well?
 
2020-05-28 1:58:09 PM  
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2020-05-28 2:49:23 PM  

Pocket Ninja: The sport was founded by assholes, is populated with assholes, and has an audience that consists largely of assholes. How could its head not be an asshole as well?


I'm ok with not giving Oliver a cut, because he is an asshole too (i think the english would call him a twaatt).

It all works out.
 
2020-05-28 3:18:04 PM  
Critical mistake, John.  You should have had the trademark and the .com address in hand before you went on air.  You've done it before, so you should've known better.
 
2020-05-28 3:21:19 PM  
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2020-05-28 3:33:42 PM  
Sleep tight, Dana. Grown up Harry Potter never forgets.
 
2020-05-28 3:59:49 PM  

Pocket Ninja: The sport was founded by assholes, is populated with assholes, and has an audience that consists largely of assholes. How could its head not be an asshole as well?


But enough about the NFL, let's talk about mixed martial arts.
 
2020-05-28 4:08:40 PM  

Pocket Ninja: The sport was founded by assholes, is populated with assholes, and has an audience that consists largely of assholes. How could its head not be an asshole as well?


Pankration is pretty old, and its founder is lost to time.

However, in mythology, it's attributed to Heracles, and he was an asshole. However However, everyone in Greek mythology is an asshole.
 
2020-05-28 4:23:55 PM  
Damn he pulled a Carlos Mencia.
 
2020-05-28 4:32:07 PM  

This text is now purple: However However, everyone in Greek mythology is an asshole.


Hey now, Agelaus was a pretty decent fellow who just wanted to be an upstanding father to his surrogate son.

Thetis was also a good mother to her own bouncing baby boy, she just wanted him to be a decent man who enjoyed a long life.

Priam sure did get a good shine job in that Brad Pitt movie, Priam was a real cock.

On the whole though, Greek mythology sure does have some pretty farked up individuals in there.
 
2020-05-28 4:45:31 PM  

WoodyHayes: This text is now purple: However However, everyone in Greek mythology is an asshole.

Hey now, Agelaus was a pretty decent fellow who just wanted to be an upstanding father to his surrogate son.

Thetis was also a good mother to her own bouncing baby boy, she just wanted him to be a decent man who enjoyed a long life.

Priam sure did get a good shine job in that Brad Pitt movie, Priam was a real cock.

On the whole though, Greek mythology sure does have some pretty farked up individuals in there.


Hey now, let's not shiat on Dionysus, the OG god of Tits and Wine
 
2020-05-28 6:43:58 PM  

TheManofPA: WoodyHayes: This text is now purple: However However, everyone in Greek mythology is an asshole.

Hey now, Agelaus was a pretty decent fellow who just wanted to be an upstanding father to his surrogate son.

Thetis was also a good mother to her own bouncing baby boy, she just wanted him to be a decent man who enjoyed a long life.

Priam sure did get a good shine job in that Brad Pitt movie, Priam was a real cock.

On the whole though, Greek mythology sure does have some pretty farked up individuals in there.

Hey now, let's not shiat on Dionysus, the OG god of Tits and Wine


Meh, he's just a whitewash of Pan, who apparently was inherited from an older mythology.

Granted, he also gives us panic, so Pan is a bit dickish, too
 
2020-05-28 7:17:49 PM  
John Oliver should have registered the ufsea.com web domain and squatted on it.
 
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