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(CBC)   Vancouver police concerned about increase in random explosions, ask citizens not to bang bears   (cbc.ca) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Vancouver, Pete Fry, social media comments, Chinatown, Vancouver, bear bangers, Downtown Eastside, loud banging noises, downtown Vancouver  
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2020-05-28 1:30:55 PM  
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2020-05-28 1:56:45 PM  
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2020-05-28 2:22:06 PM  
Just douche bros sending out a warning.
 
2020-05-28 2:23:54 PM  
Don't bang bears?  There goes my sex life.
 
2020-05-28 2:29:37 PM  
Are the Astros holding training camp in Vancouver?
 
2020-05-28 2:30:29 PM  
What about beets?
 
2020-05-28 2:33:40 PM  
In before Taco Bell.
 
2020-05-28 2:33:54 PM  
 
2020-05-28 2:34:13 PM  

Cythraul: Don't bang bears?  There goes my sex life.


just not to the point of explosion.  maybe try a Tantric thing?  :>
 
2020-05-28 2:35:26 PM  

Evil Mackerel: probesport: What about beets?

Always a good time.


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Foil Roasted Beets and Vidalia Onions With Butter, Lime


That....looks awesome
 
2020-05-28 2:38:02 PM  
headline makes no sense. there are no bears in downtown vancouver
 
2020-05-28 2:39:01 PM  
Bare farking?

That's an ad.

Damn you, Drew!
 
2020-05-28 2:40:25 PM  

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Dont know why you are all still here, thread is over.
 
2020-05-28 2:42:46 PM  
There was a series of extremely loud explosions not far from where I live in the dead of night. I checked around and no one else heard a damn thing. And that got me to the "Am I going insane or are these people just incredibly sound sleepers point?"
 
2020-05-28 2:43:21 PM  
 FTA ' "Bear bangers actually do have the potential to cause harm depending on the type of model," he said.  '

yes I would imagine someone banging a bear might cause harm, especially if the bear decided to get rough.

/ Only in Canada, where the men are lumberjacks, and the bears are nervous.
 
2020-05-28 2:46:13 PM  
Is Vancouver really just 1980's USA?

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2020-05-28 2:54:34 PM  
Striesand effect now in play...

With our bars and clubs still closed, the local 'young and restless' will now start cruising the city this weekend.

/....this westender's gonna be looking for pet tranquilizers tomorrow
 
2020-05-28 2:55:31 PM  
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2020-05-28 3:01:27 PM  
Illegal poutine stills?
 
2020-05-28 3:10:13 PM  
While I was walking under an overpass recently, some a-hole in a car "banged" really loud. I don't think it was a back-fire because it was too loud and too precise, probably an intentional "feature" of a stupided-up engine. Blast them! Noises that loud can be damaging, even if you are not listening to your iPod at the time.

Public Dumbassery. As bad as coaling or racing.
 
2020-05-28 3:15:18 PM  

probesport: Is Vancouver really just 1980's USA?

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The concern about the "bear bangers" is etched on his face.  Either that or he wants to get back to his nap, I'm not sure which.
 
2020-05-28 3:36:21 PM  

some_beer_drinker: headline makes no sense. there are no bears in downtown vancouver


Then how are they banging them?
 
2020-05-28 4:21:35 PM  
Don't bang the bears, but please bear the bangs.

MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
 
2020-05-28 4:32:34 PM  
We have an idiot in our town who likes to build his own fireworks. We'll just be enjoying the evening and suddenly there's a really loud explosion. It has been heard up to three miles away which is literally from one end of town to the other. The cops can't arrest him because they have to actually see him setting off the device.
 
2020-05-28 4:36:09 PM  

Billy Liar: Don't bang the bears, but please bear the bangs.

MAKE UP YOUR MIND!


Decide to walk with me

/around the lake tonight
 
2020-05-28 6:10:11 PM  

some_beer_drinker: headline makes no sense. there are no bears in downtown vancouver


Not with all the bars closed for social distancing.
 
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