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2020-05-28 11:59:12 AM  
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2020-05-28 1:42:04 PM  
Why is it always Chachi?  Does no one remember Charles In Charge?  Does no one want Charles in charge of them?
 
2020-05-28 1:51:36 PM  
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2020-05-28 1:59:01 PM  
God I love that woman.
 
2020-05-28 2:08:48 PM  
Come at Wanda, leave in a body bag.
 
2020-05-28 3:02:01 PM  
Richard Pryor did that joke once, but it went a little different.
 
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2020-05-28 3:04:03 PM  

TommyDeuce: Does no one want Charles in charge of them?


Nicole Eggert sure doesn't.
 
2020-05-28 3:45:17 PM  
It wasn't a bad comeback, but TBH the funniest thing about the whole exchange was that Scott Baio thought he was being clever.

Son, people can see you.
 
2020-05-28 3:46:44 PM  
Damn that is one funny lady. I love watching her on Crank Yankers.
 
2020-05-28 3:50:18 PM  
Her last Netflix special had me rolling. I think my favorite bit was about the tp stuck to Trump's shoe.
 
2020-05-28 3:50:33 PM  
I guessed either Jon Voight or James Woods.

I always forget Scott Baio is a nutjob douchemonkey too.
 
2020-05-28 3:51:20 PM  
Zapped wan't *that* good...
 
2020-05-28 3:51:24 PM  
I must have missed a "news" cycle or something.
 
2020-05-28 3:52:11 PM  
Dodgeball - "Joanie loves Chachi"
Youtube pwxLzLBV2YQ
 
2020-05-28 3:52:13 PM  

Combustion: Damn that is one funny lady. I love watching her on Crank Yankers.


Hell, my cat loved watching her on Crank Yankers.

/no really, my cat was obsessed with that show
 
2020-05-28 3:52:20 PM  
White people really need to stop telling black people when they should be offended.

I think they got this, fellow crackas... they don't need your help...
 
2020-05-28 3:53:13 PM  
I figured maybe Kirk Holier-than-thou Cameron.......but Chachi is good too.
 
2020-05-28 3:53:59 PM  
American politics in a nutshell : if you aint white, straight, filthy rich and christian, if you vote republican, you have no farking idea what you're doing and shouldnt vote.
 
2020-05-28 3:53:59 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: It wasn't a bad comeback, but TBH the funniest thing about the whole exchange was that Scott Baio thought he was being clever.

Son, people can see you.


You would think at his age he'd realize that sort of lifting is beyond him....

Thing about it though is that the right-wing bubble will never talk about her response.  It will cover Baio "standing up the the Libs" and not "getting taken out in a bodybag."
 
2020-05-28 3:54:26 PM  
Whenever Chachi opens his mouth, all I hear is blah blah blah.
 
2020-05-28 3:54:30 PM  

quiotu: White people really need to stop telling black people when they should be offended.

I think they got this, fellow crackas... they don't need your help...


He just sounds butthurt that Rosanne got blacklisted for saying something remarkably racists and then blaming Ambien for it.
 
2020-05-28 3:55:39 PM  
It's a perfectly reasonable question.

Why is it racist to dress in white sheets but not racist to sleep on white sheets? These are the uncomfortable questions libs don't want to answer.
 
2020-05-28 3:55:56 PM  

skozlaw: I guessed either Jon Voight or James Woods.

I always forget Scott Baio is a nutjob douchemonkey too.


Well, there are so many A-listers to choose from that are rapepublicans.....

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2020-05-28 3:56:10 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: It wasn't a bad comeback, but TBH the funniest thing about the whole exchange was that Scott Baio thought he was being clever.

Son, people can see you.


What I like about her comeback is she didn't take the "full of shiat, liberal hack" bait.
 
2020-05-28 3:57:39 PM  
In Living Color : Ray Charles in Charge
Youtube Mr4el57QIeQ
 
2020-05-28 3:57:43 PM  
This severity of that burn even made Mike Sever cringe.
 
2020-05-28 3:57:44 PM  
I like how I suddenly realized I had a machine that allowed me to read the tweet in her voice.  Thank you, Dr. Katz!
 
2020-05-28 3:58:20 PM  

jbc: TommyDeuce: Does no one want Charles in charge of them?

Nicole Eggert sure doesn't.


sadly, charles isn't charged.
 
2020-05-28 3:58:56 PM  

gunga galunga: Martian_Astronomer: It wasn't a bad comeback, but TBH the funniest thing about the whole exchange was that Scott Baio thought he was being clever.

Son, people can see you.

What I like about her comeback is she didn't take the "full of shiat, liberal hack" bait.


She didn't need to.

Bringing up Rosanne is an apples to tires comparison.
 
2020-05-28 3:58:58 PM  

OhioUGrad: skozlaw: I guessed either Jon Voight or James Woods.

I always forget Scott Baio is a nutjob douchemonkey too.

Well, there are so many A-listers to choose from that are rapepublicans.....

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Clint Eastwood I guess, but he's been noticeably silent over the past ...oh three years or so for some reason. Not sure what changed.
 
2020-05-28 3:59:27 PM  

gunga galunga: Martian_Astronomer: It wasn't a bad comeback, but TBH the funniest thing about the whole exchange was that Scott Baio thought he was being clever.

Son, people can see you.

What I like about her comeback is she didn't take the "full of shiat, liberal hack" bait.


She's been a comedian since the 90s. Shutting up hecklers is instinctual by now.
She didn't have to put more effort into this than she did embarrassing some drunk car salesman at the Chuckle Hut.
 
2020-05-28 4:00:40 PM  

TommyDeuce: Why is it always Chachi?  Does no one remember Charles In Charge?  Does no one want Charles in charge of them?


I'm betting Nicole Eggert remembers...
 
2020-05-28 4:00:52 PM  
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2020-05-28 4:01:22 PM  

Epic Fap Session: Her last Netflix special had me rolling. I think my favorite bit was about the tp stuck to Trump's shoe.


Recommendation seconded.  Dam funny.
 
2020-05-28 4:01:52 PM  
So, what did Joe Biden say/do that Chachi is referring to?
 
2020-05-28 4:02:35 PM  

Mrtraveler01: quiotu: White people really need to stop telling black people when they should be offended.

I think they got this, fellow crackas... they don't need your help...

He just sounds butthurt that Rosanne got blacklisted for saying something remarkably racists and then blaming Ambien for it.


I need some remediation here:

What did Roseanne Barr say?

/this time
 
2020-05-28 4:02:47 PM  
Now Chachi knows what Al Simmons screamed when he was in flames on his way to Hell:

WAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDAAAAAAAAAAA​AA​AAAAAAAAA!!!!!
 
2020-05-28 4:03:10 PM  

flondrix: So, what did Joe Biden say/do that Chachi is referring to?


Ooh.  I do know this one!
 
2020-05-28 4:03:33 PM  
Subby, I regret I have but one vote to give for this header.
 
2020-05-28 4:03:50 PM  

flondrix: So, what did Joe Biden say/do that Chachi is referring to?


He was on a radio interview in blackface and dropping the n-bomb like a 90s era gangsta rapper.
 
2020-05-28 4:05:49 PM  

stoli n coke: gunga galunga: Martian_Astronomer: It wasn't a bad comeback, but TBH the funniest thing about the whole exchange was that Scott Baio thought he was being clever.

Son, people can see you.

What I like about her comeback is she didn't take the "full of shiat, liberal hack" bait.

She's been a comedian since the 90s. Shutting up hecklers is instinctual by now.
She didn't have to put more effort into this than she did embarrassing some drunk car salesman at the Chuckle Hut.


"I got to get back to work. You get back to whatever it is you do".

Love it.
 
2020-05-28 4:06:33 PM  

bughunter: Mrtraveler01: quiotu: White people really need to stop telling black people when they should be offended.

I think they got this, fellow crackas... they don't need your help...

He just sounds butthurt that Rosanne got blacklisted for saying something remarkably racists and then blaming Ambien for it.

I need some remediation here:

What did Roseanne Barr say?

/this time


This was back when she called someone from the Obama administration a name used to describe a primate.
 
2020-05-28 4:06:45 PM  

Mrtraveler01: quiotu: White people really need to stop telling black people when they should be offended.

I think they got this, fellow crackas... they don't need your help...

He just sounds butthurt that Rosanne got blacklisted for saying something remarkably racists and then blaming Ambien for it.


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2020-05-28 4:07:14 PM  
The right and the "woke" left are very similar on this, they think just one phrase or something that you might have said in not the best way brands you as "Racist" forever (As long as your someone politically they don't like. is)  and what you have done and what POC think do not matter.

It's stupid and it actually only hurts POC because we focus on just words not actually issues to help them.

I literally had one tell me that all the black people voting for Biden were "racist".

When one candidate has a much more racial diverse support then yours - You probably need to step back and take a look at the bigger picture if you labeling them racist.
 
2020-05-28 4:08:15 PM  

bughunter: Mrtraveler01: quiotu: White people really need to stop telling black people when they should be offended.

I think they got this, fellow crackas... they don't need your help...

He just sounds butthurt that Rosanne got blacklisted for saying something remarkably racists and then blaming Ambien for it.

I need some remediation here:

What did Roseanne Barr say?

/this time


Among other QAnon nuttery called Valerie Jarrett 'If Muslim Brotherhood and Planet of the Apes had a baby'.

Sooo... yeah...
 
2020-05-28 4:09:42 PM  

flondrix: So, what did Joe Biden say/do that Chachi is referring to?


He openly admitted his part in Obamagate. He admitted that he was actually The Mastermind and going forward he would like it called Bidengate.  What is that, you ask? Like you don't know.
 
2020-05-28 4:11:20 PM  

Mrtraveler01: bughunter: Mrtraveler01: quiotu: White people really need to stop telling black people when they should be offended.

I think they got this, fellow crackas... they don't need your help...

He just sounds butthurt that Rosanne got blacklisted for saying something remarkably racists and then blaming Ambien for it.

I need some remediation here:

What did Roseanne Barr say?

/this time

This was back when she called someone from the Obama administration a name used to describe a primate.


Oh, ok.  My god that was, what, three years ago?

Grudge holding is another kind of conservative humor, I guess.
 
2020-05-28 4:12:55 PM  

flondrix: So, what did Joe Biden say/do that Chachi is referring to?


He was over-presumptive of Black support and made a dumb gaff about it.  Later he apologized.  It wasn't racist just stupid.
 
2020-05-28 4:13:17 PM  
Stop trying to come at comedians you dolts, especially sassy black lesbians with no shiats to give.
 
2020-05-28 4:14:05 PM  

bughunter: Mrtraveler01: bughunter: Mrtraveler01: quiotu: White people really need to stop telling black people when they should be offended.

I think they got this, fellow crackas... they don't need your help...

He just sounds butthurt that Rosanne got blacklisted for saying something remarkably racists and then blaming Ambien for it.

I need some remediation here:

What did Roseanne Barr say?

/this time

This was back when she called someone from the Obama administration a name used to describe a primate.

Oh, ok.  My god that was, what, three years ago?

Grudge holding is another kind of conservative humor, I guess.


They're sucking up to a guy who is still mad at Rosie O'Donnell for making fun of him 25 years ago.
 
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