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4924 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 May 2020 at 2:56 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-28 1:12:33 PM  
Guy Ritchey is getting lazy.
 
2020-05-28 2:07:13 PM  
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2020-05-28 2:37:01 PM  
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2020-05-28 2:46:37 PM  
It's like when a demolitions contractor bulldozes your home because they got the wrong address.

Honest mistake.
 
2020-05-28 2:57:57 PM  
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2020-05-28 2:58:24 PM  
One could assume that the safe word was "You got the wrong house, mate".

Always important to agree upon safe words, before engaging in dangerous kinks.
 
2020-05-28 3:01:39 PM  
I knew a guy who claims he got an invitation from a girl on the internet to break into her home and rape her, because it was a fantasy of hers.  He claimed she gave him all kinds of details on how the backdoor would be unlocked, and how he should just come in and do it, and to ignore all her pleas.  I personally think his story was bullshiat, but my question was to him, "how do you know it was really her sending the messages and not a psychotic ex-boyfriend or someone else trying to get revenge on her."
 
2020-05-28 3:02:31 PM  
So more of a "Randy Dick" and not an Andy Dick.
 
2020-05-28 3:03:51 PM  

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well, ...? Did they hook up , or not?!?!
 
2020-05-28 3:06:56 PM  
Leeeeeroooooy.... jeeeeenkins
 
2020-05-28 3:09:06 PM  
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"Can we keep this... between us? I'd hate to lose my teaching job"
 
2020-05-28 3:09:13 PM  

vudukungfu: steklo: [Fark user image 360x480]

well, ...? Did they hook up , or not?!?!


We'll never know....it would be nice though if the farting girl did respond. I doubt it.
 
2020-05-28 3:11:45 PM  
I saw an ad on Tinder where it said "Is it wrong that the thought of being raped turns me on?" across one of her pictures. The second picture said "Come rape me, I want it so bad".

I get that people have wild sexual fantasies but all I could think was that whoever replies to her better screen scrape her entire profile and pictures before meeting her.
 
2020-05-28 3:24:03 PM  

nyseattitude: I saw an ad on Tinder where it said "Is it wrong that the thought of being raped turns me on?" across one of her pictures. The second picture said "Come rape me, I want it so bad".

I get that people have wild sexual fantasies but all I could think was that whoever replies to her better screen scrape her entire profile and pictures before meeting her.


That, and meet her in person for coffee or something to make sure it's actually her who has this fantasy and not some crazy ex who's trying to get her raped
 
2020-05-28 3:24:50 PM  
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This was on purpose, right?
 
2020-05-28 3:27:29 PM  

ShavedOrangutan: This was on purpose, right?


I hope so. A former glimpse of fark from the "olden days"
 
2020-05-28 3:38:51 PM  
Meanwhile, I'm still waiting around in my underpants wondering what happened.
 
2020-05-28 3:39:48 PM  
My stalker ex-roommate to some dude online:

[17:08] stalker: hey .. you want to f*ck her .. her address 2286 ********** 
[17:08] stalker: you can call her 407-***-**** .. all the power too ya 
[17:08] stalker: she has good p*****

(edited to protect the guilty and whoever has that number now and lives at that address now) Thankfully the dude was kind enough to contact me and save that information and other stuff stalker said in that convo.

So yeah - verify the chick actually wants what is said online.
 
2020-05-28 3:40:08 PM  
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2020-05-28 3:49:06 PM  

nyseattitude: I saw an ad on Tinder where it said "Is it wrong that the thought of being raped turns me on?" across one of her pictures. The second picture said "Come rape me, I want it so bad".

I get that people have wild sexual fantasies but all I could think was that whoever replies to her better screen scrape her entire profile and pictures before meeting her.


Or be careful that it wasn't someone else posting...
 
2020-05-28 4:02:38 PM  
When tying up and stroking a semi-naked man in his underpants with a broom is outlawed, only outlaws will tie up and stroke semi-naked men in their underpants with a broom.
 
2020-05-28 4:18:23 PM  

ShavedOrangutan: [Fark user image 850x264]

This was on purpose, right?


Hehe.  I got:

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2020-05-28 4:23:14 PM  

steklo: ShavedOrangutan: This was on purpose, right?

I hope so. A former glimpse of fark from the "olden days"


Ahh yes, the days of yore, where testicles were on display and yet trapped.  Before the days of memes.  When the only tiks that were toked were done so by the likes of Kesha...

Simpler times.
 
2020-05-28 4:35:35 PM  

nyseattitude: I saw an ad on Tinder where it said "Is it wrong that the thought of being raped turns me on?" across one of her pictures. The second picture said "Come rape me, I want it so bad".

I get that people have wild sexual fantasies but all I could think was that whoever replies to her better screen scrape her entire profile and pictures before meeting her.


CSB: I have been with 1 girl that had a rape fantasy. And I genuinely had to stop and think if I could try it.

Turns out no. Got her tied up, asked her "wtf were you doing in my woods" trying to get into the role.

Annnnd then I started laughing and fell off the bed. Annd accidentally grabbed one of the tie downs as I feel off. She got a rope burn, and I learned I really cannot pretend to be malicious.
 
2020-05-28 5:10:38 PM  

Destructor: It's like when a demolitions contractor bulldozes your home because they got the wrong address.

Honest mistake.


"Sorry 'bout that. Take it up with your insurance."
 
2020-05-28 6:56:33 PM  
Today in euphemisms:

"Griffith wanted to be tied up and have a broom handle rubbed around his underwear. "
 
2020-05-28 7:18:28 PM  
You know who else likes to rub around with a broom...

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