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2020-05-28 10:32:14 AM  
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2020-05-28 10:53:11 AM  
Now, surely Trump will win.
 
2020-05-28 10:56:27 AM  
Wind breaking news?
 
2020-05-28 11:00:53 AM  
100k dead Americans. But. Hmmm. What should we cover tonight on our "news" network
 
2020-05-28 11:01:15 AM  

thatguyoverthere70: Wind breaking news?


Don't be fartuous
 
2020-05-28 11:04:53 AM  
That is the only time I haven't been completely disgusted by Laura Ingraham.
 
2020-05-28 11:05:00 AM  
I'm farting in solidarity with Joe Biden.
 
2020-05-28 11:05:47 AM  
So she's the one submitting all those tfd threads
 
2020-05-28 11:06:31 AM  
TONIGHT ON FOX NEWS:  Watch as a human skidmark and a shart discuss the bodily functions of another human.

At least it's not Fake News.
 
2020-05-28 11:10:32 AM  
Someone should point out to them that a single issuance of flatulence by Biden contains more rational thought and substance than all of Dump's face-anus blasts combined.
 
2020-05-28 11:12:02 AM  
It's not like they can talk about Trump's accomplishments.
 
2020-05-28 11:12:03 AM  
At least he can fart confidently and has sphincter control. Better than the ever-sharting Mr Pull-ups president
 
2020-05-28 11:13:01 AM  
Well, I guess that's the next feature they'll be adding to RomneyBot 2.0...
 
2020-05-28 11:13:23 AM  
Everybody Farts - The Farting Song | Funny Songs by Howdytoons
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2020-05-28 11:13:25 AM  
The basement shart AND Amy Klobuchar?  It's just too much guys.  You gotta stop.  One perfect story per day is the limit.
 
2020-05-28 11:14:32 AM  

thatguyoverthere70: Wind breaking news?


Breaking: wind news.

FartedTFY.
 
2020-05-28 11:15:34 AM  
I don't know, guys. I just can't seem to put my finger on why the conservative agenda doesn't appeal to me. It's so erudite and laser-focused on the things that matter, but, there's just something about it that doesn't speak to me.

Weird, I know.
 
2020-05-28 11:15:41 AM  
I'm waiting for the inevitable task force that will be created to exploit Biden's alleged flatulence. This administration is on point!
 
2020-05-28 11:15:47 AM  
Oh shut up Hitler.  You're first against the wall.
 
2020-05-28 11:15:52 AM  
When Trump does that, they call it a "press conference".
 
2020-05-28 11:16:06 AM  
Trump seems like the kind of person who would insist that they just magically don't fart.
 
2020-05-28 11:16:21 AM  
 She who smelt it dealt it.
 
2020-05-28 11:16:42 AM  
This is clearly Biden's Katrina.
 
2020-05-28 11:16:50 AM  
Biden strikes me as the type of guy who actually tried to set a fart on fire at least once in his life.
 
2020-05-28 11:17:10 AM  
 
2020-05-28 11:17:14 AM  
I'm sure the Farkers coincidentally named after such bodily functions will be along any moment to explain why this makes Biden like Stalin, only fartier.
 
2020-05-28 11:17:34 AM  
So not only is Biden now renting space in her head, but he's including an olfactory experience, too?
 
2020-05-28 11:18:14 AM  
OK. Joe farted. So what?
 
2020-05-28 11:18:27 AM  

clkeagle: Biden strikes me as the type of guy who actually tried to set a fart on fire at least once in his life.


He was in the Boy Scouts as a kid, so it is almost guaranteed.
 
2020-05-28 11:18:39 AM  
He was biden his time, ready to strike.
 
2020-05-28 11:19:02 AM  
Trump gets out there and rambles pretty much incoherently in every one of his appearances, but that's fine.  Meanwhile, Biden might have ripped one, and that means he's unfit to be President.
 
2020-05-28 11:19:10 AM  
That's rich, considering Ingraham constantly looks like she's smelling her own farts.
 
2020-05-28 11:21:09 AM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: Oh shut up Hitler.  You're first against the wall.


Too good for the most egregious and destructive offenders.  National Guillotine.

But I'm not a monster:  While she's being dragged there kicking and screaming, she can wear her...

... heil heels.

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2020-05-28 11:21:19 AM  
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2020-05-28 11:23:01 AM  

falkone32: Trump seems like the kind of person who would insist that they just magically don't fart.


With the diet he has eaten all his life, I bet Trump farts frequently, and they stink up the room horribly.  But no one around him dares act like they heard or smelled it.
 
2020-05-28 11:23:36 AM  
It's all they've got to complain about. It's like Obama wearing tan suits, It's literally all they can find to complain about even though it pales in comparison to the guy they're supporting. The sexual abuse story didn't work out for them, so now we at the "he farts" stage of their attacks.
 
2020-05-28 11:23:44 AM  

hugram: [Fark user image 680x438]


I just love that picture of Kayleigh McEnany.
She really knows how to throw it down.

I don't think the cat is buying her bullshiat tho
 
2020-05-28 11:26:04 AM  
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2020-05-28 11:26:12 AM  
I am so farking sick of this timeline.
 
2020-05-28 11:30:10 AM  
Hey guys what's going on here?
 
2020-05-28 11:30:20 AM  
Reading this thread while taking a shiat, so getting a kick.
 
2020-05-28 11:31:44 AM  
What's going on in this thread?
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2020-05-28 11:32:18 AM  

kbronsito: Reading this thread while taking a shiat, so getting a kick.


If you're getting a kick, you should change your diet
 
2020-05-28 11:32:28 AM  
 Once again Fark fails to realize that farting spreads the virus. A great big shout out to @Ingrahmangle for taking on the important task of informing America of the dangers of Joe Biden and his propensity to infect us all. You don't see the Lame Street Media doing stories like this because they want to keep us in the dark to the real dangers that face America. USA>USA>USA.
 
2020-05-28 11:33:10 AM  

Fart_Machine: Hey guys what's going on here?


Hi Joe.
 
2020-05-28 11:34:07 AM  
"It may be one of the most coherent things Biden has said all year," says the cheerleader for President Wharrrrgarbl.
 
2020-05-28 11:34:21 AM  
So Biden can trust a fart much more than Trump can? Maybe we should ask Rudy Giuliani why that is?
 
2020-05-28 11:34:41 AM  
Fartgate
 
2020-05-28 11:34:52 AM  

PaulRB: Now, surely Trump will win.


I'm guessing that Biden was wearing pants to protect others from the spread of the coronavirus.  If this was Trump, he would be pulling his pants and underwear down before he farts.
 
2020-05-28 11:35:19 AM  
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