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2020-05-28 10:46:41 AM  
Bill Maher nailed it years ago when he described Republican rhetoric boiling down to "Wouldn't it be nice to kill the people we don't like?"  This is merely the next step.
 
2020-05-28 10:49:33 AM  
The Sheriff is a plague ra-BONG!
 
2020-05-28 10:52:12 AM  
Anti-lockdown protesters are the absolute stupidest people on the planet.
 
2020-05-28 10:58:32 AM  

The Goddamn Batman: Anti-lockdown protesters are the absolute stupidest people on the planet.


They're absolute sheep, rushing wherever Trump and his bot-dogs herd them.

And Trump and the bot-dogs lie about he herd size, so you think they're much more significant than they really are. We could just ignore them, but the media loves a good spectacle.
 
2020-05-28 11:08:38 AM  
"I could've chosen a different verbiage, you know. I guess I need to be more careful when I choose the words that I speak," Griffin said. "But you know, it's just so hypocritical of the left how they're blowing this up, like I'm some hate-speech murderer."

Yeah. You're going to be more careful so you don't get arrested, but you meant what you said.  It seethes from you uncontrollably.
 
2020-05-28 11:23:34 AM  
So they'll be deemed a terrorist group and flagged for life right?

Riiiiggghhhhttt?
 
2020-05-28 11:29:38 AM  
My death won't guarantee you survive, it won't lower your taxes either. Hoping COVID-19 "Weeds Out the Weak" doesn't exclude YOU. I guess you just enjoy funerals. Yours will be a hoot I'll bet.
 
2020-05-28 12:02:39 PM  
He stirred up fear and he stoked up hate

He turned our day into niiiiiiiiiiiiight...
 
2020-05-28 12:04:09 PM  
You ARE a hate-speech murderer.
Also, a terrorist.
Additionally, a willfully blind idiot.
And I feel badly for your horse.
 
2020-05-28 12:04:16 PM  
History will record "deplorables" as an understatement.
 
2020-05-28 12:04:24 PM  
Does that mean we get to stand our ground if a MAGAt approaches us?
 
2020-05-28 12:05:05 PM  

roddikinsathome: My death won't guarantee you survive, it won't lower your taxes either. Hoping COVID-19 "Weeds Out the Weak" doesn't exclude YOU. I guess you just enjoy funerals. Yours will be a hoot I'll bet.


I won't attend it, but I will send a letter saying I approve of it.
 
2020-05-28 12:05:27 PM  
Imagine being a grown man and adopting "cartoonish cowboy" as your personality.
 
2020-05-28 12:06:04 PM  

meat0918: roddikinsathome: My death won't guarantee you survive, it won't lower your taxes either. Hoping COVID-19 "Weeds Out the Weak" doesn't exclude YOU. I guess you just enjoy funerals. Yours will be a hoot I'll bet.

I won't attend it, but I will send a letter saying I approve of it.


Fine, I'll go. Someone has to piss in the casket. But you're buying the beer!
 
2020-05-28 12:06:30 PM  
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2020-05-28 12:06:50 PM  

LL316: Does that mean we get to stand our ground if a MAGAt approaches us?


Reminder:
States like Florida and Texas have laws that say you may use deadly force if you feel threatened.
 
2020-05-28 12:07:08 PM  

Flappyhead: Bill Maher nailed it years ago when he described Republican rhetoric boiling down to "Wouldn't it be nice to kill the people we don't like?"  This is merely the next step.


Was that the last time Maher was right about something?
 
2020-05-28 12:07:12 PM  
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2020-05-28 12:08:02 PM  
I am the cult of, I am the cult of, I am the cult of irrationality.
 
2020-05-28 12:08:09 PM  
Exactly what the nation needs right now. This should calm things down.
 
2020-05-28 12:08:26 PM  
In context he's just a really awkward speaker and tried to walk it back as soon as it came out of his mouth. It was a faux pas of a high magnitude.
 
2020-05-28 12:08:58 PM  

Flappyhead: Bill Maher nailed it years ago when he described Republican rhetoric boiling down to "Wouldn't it be nice to kill the people we don't like?"  This is merely the next step.


They won't like it when the intimidation fails and they actually have to try and follow through with the threat.

/lot of durty libz own guns
 
2020-05-28 12:09:11 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Imagine being a grown man and adopting "cartoonish cowboy" as your personality.


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2020-05-28 12:10:22 PM  
Just saying.....

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2020-05-28 12:11:20 PM  

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Dying for a cause is ineffective and easy.  Who would you kill?
 
2020-05-28 12:11:59 PM  
So why don't the cops arrest this guy with their knees to his neck for 8 minutes?
 
2020-05-28 12:12:14 PM  
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2020-05-28 12:12:40 PM  

Ishkur: So why don't the cops arrest this guy with their knees to his neck for 8 minutes?


White guy
 
2020-05-28 12:12:48 PM  

Ishkur: So why don't the cops arrest this guy with their knees to his neck for 8 minutes?


He's white.

/yeah I know that's the joke
 
2020-05-28 12:13:27 PM  
How often do regular Fark posters say Republicans should die? It's not uncommon.
 
2020-05-28 12:13:54 PM  
He's welcome to come put his bullets where his mouth is. I'm happy to show him what stand your ground laws look like from the other side.


What he is doing is terrorism. Base level terrorism. And you know, we have a way of dealing with those kinds of things. Really, any remedy is on the table.
 
2020-05-28 12:14:08 PM  
Now, in a better society, this guy would have been arrested already for threatening the lives of two sitting governors, but nope.  Can't do that.
 
2020-05-28 12:16:33 PM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: How often do regular Fark posters say Republicans should die? It's not uncommon.


Those posters not only want republicans to die, but also the people who happen to live in a flyover or a southern state as if liberals dont live in those places...
 
2020-05-28 12:17:10 PM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: How often do regular Fark posters say Republicans should die? It's not uncommon.


I don't want Republicans to die, I want them to be politically irrelevant.  If they were to die to achieve that, I would not cheer it, but I would not mourn their loss as a political force.  I would mourn some of the people lost, however.
 
2020-05-28 12:17:39 PM  

Cache: LL316: Does that mean we get to stand our ground if a MAGAt approaches us?

Reminder:
States like Florida and Texas have laws that say you may use deadly force if you feel threatened.


*If you're whiter than the person you kill.
 
2020-05-28 12:18:22 PM  

Ishkur: So why don't the cops arrest this guy with their knees to his neck for 8 minutes?


Because he's one of them.
 
2020-05-28 12:18:25 PM  
Your daily reminder that if you vote Republican, for any politician on any level, you are a piece of shiat.
 
2020-05-28 12:21:39 PM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: How often do regular Fark posters say Republicans should die? It's not uncommon.


Republican logic-
Republican: the only democrat is a dead democrat.
2nd amendment solutions
Liberals deserve to die
"These are all protected speech and they were being sarcastic, anyway. lighten up snowflakes."

Democrat: I really wish these people actively trying to get a virus that kills thousands would just get it and die and get it over with already.
"HOLY shiat THEY WANT TO MURDER EVERYONE. JESUS farkING CHRIST WHEN WILL THIS OPPRESSION END? THE farkING MONSTERS HURT MY FEELINGS. AND THEY WONT LET ME GET A farkING HAIRCUT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KILL THE GOVERNOR!!!!"

Yes. The two are exactly alike.
 
2020-05-28 12:21:52 PM  
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2020-05-28 12:23:32 PM  
What happened to you, Village People Cowboy? You used to be cool.
 
2020-05-28 12:26:49 PM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: How often do regular Fark posters say Republicans should die? It's not uncommon.


This may be splitting hairs, but there is a distinct difference here.

"Conservatives" : We want to kill liberals.

Farklibs : If the Republicans weren't around anymore, this would probably be a better place to live.

The difference is that the libs don't want to kill anyone.  They just want the GOP to go away.  And if a ton of them happen to die from say, a virus that they willingly ignored, that just how the cracker crumbles.
 
2020-05-28 12:28:15 PM  
Wither the civility police? I need to know if it's okay to say these are horrible garbage people or do I need to hold back to avoid hurting their feelings? Wouldn't want to be uncivil while they're calling for people like me to die.
 
2020-05-28 12:28:19 PM  
Did you assassinate Trump? Kill a Republican Congressman? Sorry, this jury found probable cause for self defense.
 
2020-05-28 12:30:03 PM  
Humans have survival instincts...so if this is how Republicans are going to act and think, I will celebrate the death of each one of them because my survival hinges on it.  I wouldn't kill a fly, but I can sure celebrate the death of one.

Civil cold war seems like it is getting quite warm.
 
2020-05-28 12:30:28 PM  

Cache: History will record "deplorables" as an understatement.


Prior to trump's cultists being accurately described as such, I think the only time I heard that word used was when police would rescue children living in filth:  "The children were living in deplorable conditions, with feces smeared on the walls, and urine-soaked carpeting".

trumphumpers are worse that feces-smeared walls and urine-soaked carpeting.
 
2020-05-28 12:30:37 PM  
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2020-05-28 12:30:58 PM  

I'm an Egyptian!: meat0918: roddikinsathome: My death won't guarantee you survive, it won't lower your taxes either. Hoping COVID-19 "Weeds Out the Weak" doesn't exclude YOU. I guess you just enjoy funerals. Yours will be a hoot I'll bet.

I won't attend it, but I will send a letter saying I approve of it.

Fine, I'll go. Someone has to piss in the casket. But you're buying the beer!


Fine.

I hope you like Bud Light. I'm not wasting money on their corpses
 
2020-05-28 12:34:24 PM  

07X18: SanityIsAFullTimeJob: How often do regular Fark posters say Republicans should die? It's not uncommon.

Those posters not only want republicans to die, but also the people who happen to live in a flyover or a southern state as if liberals dont live in those places...


Play stupid games win stupid prizes.  You want to attend a rally protesting safety precautions due to a pandemic and make yourself an active vector?

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2020-05-28 12:34:50 PM  
Meanwhile the entire world wish trump would die already
 
2020-05-28 12:35:57 PM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: How often do regular Fark posters say Republicans should die? It's not uncommon.


This is a good point because fark is a political rally and the stuff posted here gets endorsed by Democratic presidents. It's the same thing.
 
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