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(Marketwatch)   Reopening stores has Under Armor stockholders overjoyed   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Oregon, Shares of Under Armour Inc., Manchester United F.C., United States, North America, Nike, Inc., Stock market, Stock  
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171 clicks; posted to Business » on 28 May 2020 at 2:54 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-05-28 2:30:16 PM  
The good thing about having the Under Armor stockholder's writing gig at "Stonk Watch" is that I can literally gauge shareholder mood by looking at how erect their nipples are.  You see, Under Armor leaves very little to the imagination.

Under Armor thankfully doesn't allow shareholders to fool me with a faked stoic "Poker Nip" although one UA exec. tried to con me by wearing thimbles during an interview.  I let him know that I was disappointed by gesturing towards the circumcized hoagie silhouette in my Under Armor biker shorts, and inferring that I was very close friends with his Rabbi.
2020-05-28 3:07:13 PM  
The only thing missing is 'u'
2020-05-28 3:14:09 PM  
Even before Cvid, UA traded below its 2014 price.  This stock is a dog.
2020-05-28 4:49:23 PM  
Under Armour: for when you think you need moisture-wicking performance fabric to run errands & shiat
2020-05-28 8:05:32 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Even before Cvid, UA traded below its 2014 price.  This stock is a dog.

This. I think they were under investigation too
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