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2020-05-28 7:59:36 AM  
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2020-05-28 9:18:49 AM  
breath?
 
2020-05-28 9:20:16 AM  
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2020-05-28 9:21:21 AM  
Nah he probably thinks that masks give you CO2 poisoning.
 
2020-05-28 9:21:27 AM  
Remember when we had a present that spoke about things that matter?
 
2020-05-28 9:21:51 AM  
Twitter should put a fact check thing below this tweet saying "Click here to see she does let people breath"
Just put it below all his tweets. Watch him stroke out.
 
2020-05-28 9:23:52 AM  

Walker: Twitter should put a fact check thing below this tweet saying "Click here to see she does let people breath"
Just put it below all his tweets. Watch him stroke out.


Why not. With that idiotic executive order, why not just call his bluff.
 
2020-05-28 9:23:58 AM  
Every breathe you take
Every movie you make
Every bone you break
Every clam you steak
I'll be seeing you.
 
2020-05-28 9:24:36 AM  

Electriclectic: Remember when we had a present that spoke about things that matter?


Is 2020 gives us a present that spoke about things that matter, it would be a Christmas gift.
 
2020-05-28 9:24:38 AM  

Electriclectic: Remember when we had a present that spoke about things that matter?


That's in the past.
 
2020-05-28 9:27:56 AM  
102,197
 
2020-05-28 9:29:45 AM  
I've partied with a lot of burnouts in my life. Trump sounds like all of them.
 
2020-05-28 9:29:55 AM  
I see they are spreading anti--Whitmer propaganda again. She must be pretty damn high on Joe's short-list. Also, the story is being presented in an extremely disingenuous manner. The husband asked if he could get his boat in the water a day early. Boat guy said no, too backlogged. He said 'my wife is the governor, does that make a difference?' Dude said, nope. Husband said, oh okay. Never mind. The end. Truly a shocking abuse of power a Trump family member would never think of.
 
2020-05-28 9:32:36 AM  
Being from MN, I know that this is fairly common.  A lot of people are confused by those two states.
 
2020-05-28 9:32:41 AM  
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2020-05-28 9:32:57 AM  

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Dang it, Trump is getting wrong message.

Remember, Democrats believe that breathing is GOOD for you, that everyone has a RIGHT TO BREATHE and that breathing is the greatest form of DEMOCRATIC EXPRESSION since Roosevelt!


/Just ask Eric Garner and George Floyd
 
2020-05-28 9:35:44 AM  
No, subby.

He is literally incapable of thinking anything.
 
2020-05-28 9:39:25 AM  
You need to breath the covfefe.
 
2020-05-28 9:42:09 AM  
With a few exceptions, Michigan cities are pretty awful.  Speaking as someone who lives in Michigan, we wish we had a city as nice as Minneapolis in our state.
 
2020-05-28 9:50:12 AM  

Dorf11: Every breathe you take
Every movie you make
Every bone you break
Every clam you steak
I'll be seeing you.


I regret that I have but one "funny" to give this post.
 
2020-05-28 9:50:23 AM  
Definitely an M state...

WHO BURNED THE TOAST AGAIN?!?!?
 
2020-05-28 10:12:58 AM  

Epoch_Zero: [i.imgur.com image 625x1403]


..but what did Della wear?
 
2020-05-28 10:14:18 AM  

SirEattonHogg: With a few exceptions, Michigan cities are pretty awful.  Speaking as someone who lives in Michigan, we wish we had a city as nice as Minneapolis in our state.


It's the bits between the cities that are the real problem.

/Mom's family is from the Thumb...holy shiat some of those people.  You'd think the A-rabs were going to establish a caliphate in Bay City.
 
2020-05-28 10:16:14 AM  

SirEattonHogg: With a few exceptions, Michigan cities are pretty awful.  Speaking as someone who lives in Michigan, we wish we had a city as nice as Minneapolis in our state.


Not if their cops are included.
 
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2020-05-28 10:17:03 AM  
"Micheapolis"?  Maybe he thinks the two pieces of the state are the Twin Cities.
 
2020-05-28 10:19:39 AM  

Subtonic: I see they are spreading anti--Whitmer propaganda again. She must be pretty damn high on Joe's short-list. Also, the story is being presented in an extremely disingenuous manner. The husband asked if he could get his boat in the water a day early. Boat guy said no, too backlogged. He said 'my wife is the governor, does that make a difference?' Dude said, nope. Husband said, oh okay. Never mind. The end. Truly a shocking abuse of power a Trump family member would never think of.


While I think that for turnout purposes a black woman is probably leading the list at the moment, of all the possibles I've seen I like her the best.  In interviews she just comes across as so reasonably competent.
 
2020-05-28 10:31:56 AM  

Epoch_Zero: [i.imgur.com image 625x1403]


So conflicted... I can't stop laughing but I kinda despise you
 
2020-05-28 10:34:51 AM  

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2020-05-28 10:38:46 AM  

Nogrhi: Epoch_Zero: [i.imgur.com image 625x1403]

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Shut up, don't take this from me
 
2020-05-28 10:55:34 AM  
Actually -- that also didn't even happen. So, he's got that going for him. Which is nice.
 
2020-05-28 11:09:53 AM  

Electriclectic: Remember when we had a present that spoke about things that matter?


I've never had a present speak to me. You want to share some of that Xmas acid?
 
2020-05-28 11:10:57 AM  

buster_v: Actually -- that also didn't even happen. So, he's got that going for him. Which is nice.


Hell, I can't even figure out Subby's headline. Not sure why Minnesota matters, even if that is where this supposedly happened. That was a shiat-ass "article" connected tot eh tweet.
 
2020-05-28 11:33:34 AM  
He called to see if they could get his boat ready and in the water.
The marina said "no" (they'd been working overtime since some of the restrictions were eased).
He said "Would it help if I said I was the governor's husband?"
The marina guy said "Not really."
Hubby said "Okay. Bye."

Lamest attempt at using clout, EVAR.
 
2020-05-28 11:49:03 AM  
Geography is a Deep State plot, after all. It's well known that Amerigo Vespucci was a Never-Trumper.
 
2020-05-28 12:27:30 PM  

Walker: breath?


I cannot stand it when someone mixes up breathe and breath.
 
2020-05-28 1:09:32 PM  

UNC_Samurai: SirEattonHogg: With a few exceptions, Michigan cities are pretty awful.  Speaking as someone who lives in Michigan, we wish we had a city as nice as Minneapolis in our state.

It's the bits between the cities that are the real problem.

/Mom's family is from the Thumb...holy shiat some of those people.  You'd think the A-rabs were going to establish a caliphate in Bay City.


God, I wish they would extend the caliphate to Bay City if it means they'd be getting the quality of dining that Dearborn has.
 
2020-05-28 1:09:57 PM  
This kind of stuff is the hallmark of a busy man focused on the right problems.
 
2020-05-28 2:24:39 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Geography is a Deep State plot, after all. It's well known that Amerigo Vespucci was a Never-Trumper.


That's why Amerigo really meant to name this continent Trumpica.
 
2020-05-28 3:33:33 PM  
Well now I'm certainly on the fence about voting for Governor Whitmer's husband.
 
2020-05-28 5:41:10 PM  

Porkbelly: While I think that for turnout purposes a black woman is probably leading the list at the moment, of all the possibles I've seen I like her the best.  In interviews she just comes across as so reasonably competent.


I'm hoping he picks Val Demings.   A social worker turned career police officer who worked her way up to be the Orlando Chief of Police, then retired and recently became a US House Rep.    She can lead the Executive Office's agenda and response to both police brutality and gun control.   Her stances on those issues are moderate enough that she won't scare off any independents.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Val_Dem​i​ngs
 
2020-05-28 6:15:18 PM  

DrBrownCow: Porkbelly: While I think that for turnout purposes a black woman is probably leading the list at the moment, of all the possibles I've seen I like her the best.  In interviews she just comes across as so reasonably competent.

I'm hoping he picks Val Demings.   A social worker turned career police officer who worked her way up to be the Orlando Chief of Police, then retired and recently became a US House Rep.    She can lead the Executive Office's agenda and response to both police brutality and gun control.   Her stances on those issues are moderate enough that she won't scare off any independents.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Val_Demi​ngs


Would have no problem, during the impeachment I found her very impressive.  I also think generally that the route to better racial understanding is more high level involvement with light and dark brown people acting in a world where race is not longer even considered a "thing."
 
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