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(Guardian)   Gary Busey says, I passed away after I had brain surgery. Then I came back. Explains alot   (theguardian.com) divider line
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2020-05-28 6:08:03 AM  
The problem is they forgot to put back in his brain after the surgery.

That explains his career after Buddy Holly.

That explains his appearance on The Apprentice.

Too many jokes...
 
2020-05-28 6:13:15 AM  

PaulRB: The problem is they forgot to put back in his brain after the surgery.

That explains his career after Buddy Holly.

That explains his appearance on The Apprentice.

Too many jokes...


Let me rephrase: The problem is they forgot to his brain back in after the surgery.  (maybe I could use a little brain surgery)
 
2020-05-28 6:16:23 AM  

PaulRB: PaulRB: The problem is they forgot to put back in his brain after the surgery.

That explains his career after Buddy Holly.

That explains his appearance on The Apprentice.

Too many jokes...

Let me rephrase: The problem is they forgot to his brain back in after the surgery.  (maybe I could use a little brain surgery)


One more time (Jesus): they forgot to PUT his brain back in after the surgery.  (It's late, give me a break)
 
2020-05-28 6:22:47 AM  
Apparently he's the self styled expert on how Heaven looks when it comes to film productions, not the production crew or the director, and he'll sit in his trailer and refuse to come out until they fix it.

What I wanna know is how can he be sure he didn't end up in the other place instead, was there a big sign on the wall or something that said  "You are now inside the Pearly Gates, please remove your shoes"?
 
2020-05-28 8:04:42 AM  
I'm surprised he's not Secretary of Education.
 
2020-05-28 8:42:54 AM  
Technically, I died four times on the table.

I got better.

It didn't give me any insight into any form of the Afterlife. I only know about it because my doctor told me when I asked.

"So, did my heart stop while I was down?"

--"Four times, really. But we got you back up and running again."
 
2020-05-28 9:53:45 AM  

PaulRB: PaulRB: PaulRB: The problem is they forgot to put back in his brain after the surgery.

That explains his career after Buddy Holly.

That explains his appearance on The Apprentice.

Too many jokes...

Let me rephrase: The problem is they forgot to his brain back in after the surgery.  (maybe I could use a little brain surgery)

One more time (Jesus): they forgot to PUT his brain back in after the surgery.  (It's late, give me a break)


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2020-05-28 9:56:58 AM  
He was a commentator on World's Dumbest, so now it makes sense to me.
 
2020-05-28 10:03:45 AM  
When he came back, he had the personality of his character from "D.C. Cab". Re-watched it recently for some ungodly reason and it was eerie how much his behavior post-accident mirrors his performance
 
2020-05-28 10:07:00 AM  
I'm just gonna leave this here
Gary Busey Pet Judge (2020) Official Trailer HD
Youtube f2ttTCnnQ-0
 
2020-05-28 10:07:38 AM  

PaulRB: PaulRB: PaulRB: The problem is they forgot to put back in his brain after the surgery.

That explains his career after Buddy Holly.

That explains his appearance on The Apprentice.

Too many jokes...

Let me rephrase: The problem is they forgot to his brain back in after the surgery.  (maybe I could use a little brain surgery)

One more time (Jesus): they forgot to PUT his brain back in after the surgery.  (It's late, give me a break)


Do not worry, I can brain well as well.
 
2020-05-28 10:19:14 AM  

hubiestubert: Technically, I died four times on the table.

I got better.

It didn't give me any insight into any form of the Afterlife. I only know about it because my doctor told me when I asked.

"So, did my heart stop while I was down?"

--"Four times, really. But we got you back up and running again."


Dude, you're a Farker. Why would you expect to see Heaven?
 
2020-05-28 10:25:58 AM  

EdgeRunner: hubiestubert: Technically, I died four times on the table.

I got better.

It didn't give me any insight into any form of the Afterlife. I only know about it because my doctor told me when I asked.

"So, did my heart stop while I was down?"

--"Four times, really. But we got you back up and running again."

Dude, you're a Farker. Why would you expect to see Heaven?


Why would you assume the afterlife is Heaven?   As I recall, there is also Hell, and Limbo.
 
2020-05-28 10:28:07 AM  
Imagine having to listen to this on a continuous loop for all eternity....

Limbo Rock - Chubby Checker
Youtube gq7pxUgjLz0


/Forgot about purgatory.
 
2020-05-28 10:29:34 AM  

dittybopper: EdgeRunner: hubiestubert: Technically, I died four times on the table.

I got better.

It didn't give me any insight into any form of the Afterlife. I only know about it because my doctor told me when I asked.

"So, did my heart stop while I was down?"

--"Four times, really. But we got you back up and running again."

Dude, you're a Farker. Why would you expect to see Heaven?

Why would you assume the afterlife is Heaven?   As I recall, there is also Hell, and Limbo.


That's only for Catholics. And if you don't have your membership rosaries ready to show at the door, none of those places will let you in.

I hear Farkers just get recycled and sent back as Reddit users.
 
2020-05-28 10:30:30 AM  

EdgeRunner: hubiestubert: Technically, I died four times on the table.

I got better.

It didn't give me any insight into any form of the Afterlife. I only know about it because my doctor told me when I asked.

"So, did my heart stop while I was down?"

--"Four times, really. But we got you back up and running again."

Dude, you're a Farker. Why would you expect to see Heaven?


"Man, I'm on a roll! Three submissions, all greened! I can't miss, this must be heaven! ...Wait, they also greened my 'dog makes friends with owner' vid calling out a Farker in the headline? Oh no, they're greening everything! And they're in the queue for HOW long?! Mods, does Fark Heaven not follow the rules?"

"Doc, what in the world makes you think you're in Fark Heaven?"
 
2020-05-28 10:30:42 AM  
I've spoken to Gary Busey in person. And lived.
 
2020-05-28 10:36:09 AM  
Pet Sematary: Timmy Baterman--"Sometimes Dead is Better"
Youtube sAOjqe62GdE
 
2020-05-28 10:43:59 AM  

PaulRB: PaulRB: PaulRB: The problem is they forgot to put back in his brain after the surgery.

That explains his career after Buddy Holly.

That explains his appearance on The Apprentice.

Too many jokes...

Let me rephrase: The problem is they forgot to his brain back in after the surgery.  (maybe I could use a little brain surgery)

One more time (Jesus): they forgot to PUT his brain back in after the surgery.  (It's late, give me a break)


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2020-05-28 11:02:40 AM  
No two NDE's are the same.
 
2020-05-28 11:02:54 AM  
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2020-05-28 11:44:34 AM  

PaulRB: The problem is they forgot to put back in his brain after the surgery.

That explains his career after Buddy Holly.

That explains his appearance on The Apprentice.

Too many jokes...


I'm gonna have to say Lethal Weapon and Point Break are good roles he did as well.
 
2020-05-28 12:06:23 PM  
Leave it to Bush - Gary Busey
Youtube w2NISOb-Brs
 
2020-05-28 12:29:28 PM  

hubiestubert: Technically, I died four times on the table.

I got better.

It didn't give me any insight into any form of the Afterlife. I only know about it because my doctor told me when I asked.

"So, did my heart stop while I was down?"

--"Four times, really. But we got you back up and running again."


You do know your doctor made you sound like a used car just then, right?
 
2020-05-28 12:38:05 PM  

kryptoknightmare: I'm just gonna leave this here
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Um... wow?

What the hell was that??
 
2020-05-28 12:38:29 PM  

browneye: hubiestubert: Technically, I died four times on the table.

I got better.

It didn't give me any insight into any form of the Afterlife. I only know about it because my doctor told me when I asked.

"So, did my heart stop while I was down?"

--"Four times, really. But we got you back up and running again."

You do know your doctor made you sound like a used car just then, right?


He was a funny little man, but he had his hands on my lungs and aorta, so I tend to forgive him a lot. Dude had done a ten hour day, got called back to the ER for me, did sixteen and a half hours of surgery on me, took a four hour nap, and did another six hours of work to finish up. He could be as flip as he wanted.

Got to see him before he retired, when I had my last kerfuffle. Yeah, I broke down. He gave me the chance to have my daughter.
 
2020-05-28 12:41:49 PM  

phenn: kryptoknightmare: I'm just gonna leave this here
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Um... wow?

What the hell was that??


The last Fark meetup. Pants are always optional.
 
2020-05-28 12:50:47 PM  

hubiestubert: browneye: hubiestubert: Technically, I died four times on the table.

I got better.

It didn't give me any insight into any form of the Afterlife. I only know about it because my doctor told me when I asked.

"So, did my heart stop while I was down?"

--"Four times, really. But we got you back up and running again."

You do know your doctor made you sound like a used car just then, right?

He was a funny little man, but he had his hands on my lungs and aorta, so I tend to forgive him a lot. Dude had done a ten hour day, got called back to the ER for me, did sixteen and a half hours of surgery on me, took a four hour nap, and did another six hours of work to finish up. He could be as flip as he wanted.

Got to see him before he retired, when I had my last kerfuffle. Yeah, I broke down. He gave me the chance to have my daughter.


So when he took off his scrubs after your surgery, did you get a chance to see the big "S" on his chest? Because if that wasn't Superman, I don't know who is.

Congrats on having such a kick-ass doctor!
 
2020-05-28 1:43:25 PM  

browneye: hubiestubert: browneye: hubiestubert: Technically, I died four times on the table.

I got better.

It didn't give me any insight into any form of the Afterlife. I only know about it because my doctor told me when I asked.

"So, did my heart stop while I was down?"

--"Four times, really. But we got you back up and running again."

You do know your doctor made you sound like a used car just then, right?

He was a funny little man, but he had his hands on my lungs and aorta, so I tend to forgive him a lot. Dude had done a ten hour day, got called back to the ER for me, did sixteen and a half hours of surgery on me, took a four hour nap, and did another six hours of work to finish up. He could be as flip as he wanted.

Got to see him before he retired, when I had my last kerfuffle. Yeah, I broke down. He gave me the chance to have my daughter.

So when he took off his scrubs after your surgery, did you get a chance to see the big "S" on his chest? Because if that wasn't Superman, I don't know who is.

Congrats on having such a kick-ass doctor!


Best part? He trained the guy who did my second surgery, and that guy had been made partner in their practice the year before I got there. He'd heard stories apparently. Roussau was an amazing surgeon. I got extraordinarily lucky. Ten more minutes later with the call, and I wouldn't have gotten him off the ER roster.
 
2020-05-28 2:13:26 PM  
I was driving with my wife in the suburbs of Chicago when we drove by an institution called Busey Bank.  I turned to my wife and said, "Looks like Gary Busey has gone into banking.  We should considering putting our money in his hands."  My wife's response was a well thought out, "What the fark!"
 
2020-05-28 2:44:36 PM  
Gary Busey says, I passed away after I had brain surgery. Then I came back. Explains alot

The Alot is Better Than You at Everything
 
2020-05-28 6:33:28 PM  
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2020-05-28 10:07:34 PM  
Who's the biggest jerk?
Gary Busey
 
2020-05-29 12:14:42 AM  
I've enjoyed him in a number of movies but his Uncle Red in Silver Bullet is probably my favorite role of his. He got all of the funniest lines. I love a movie that can scare you one minute and have you rolling on the floor laughing the next. He seems froot-loopy anymore but after all he's done to himself, it's not surprising.
 
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