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2020-05-27 11:08:49 PM  
Adios creepo.  Couldn't happen to a better guy.

I love every stupid moron move he makes. (Surely this will get me reelected!)
 
2020-05-28 3:19:10 AM  
Known liar now considered more of a liability after threatening anyone who tries to point it out. Gee, why did it take 3 years and 100,000 deaths due to his negligence for this to happen?
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2020-05-28 3:19:24 AM  
He gonna need a big october surprise, start a war or some heavy tinkering with the election results with russian help to stay in power.
 
2020-05-28 3:20:42 AM  
There's something deeply wrong with the 40%.
 
2020-05-28 3:22:34 AM  
Sigh.  At my job, i have several coworkers -- older white men, naturally -- who've been strutting around for the last few years bellowing "best president ever!  Oh, sorry, i was just listening to this story on the radio about the BEST ECONOMY WE'VE EVER HAD!  Trump!"

[ no, really, that's a real quote... ]

I look forward to about a year from now, when it's "I was never really a big fan of his," and "he was actually more of a liberal when you think about it," and "You know, I didn't vote for Trump OR Hillary, because I knew they were both the same."

It's gonna happen.

My question is this.  Let's assume that Trump loses to Biden, and is still alive and tweeting in 2024.  Will he be "the kingmaker?"  Will Jeb, Cruz, and Rubio be frontrunners for the 2024 nomination, and if so, will they face a Trump-backed psychotic clown candidate like Louis Gohmert, Sheriff David Clarke,  Tom Cotton, Steve King, or possibly even Don Jr.?

Will the base be ready to move on from "loser" Trump, or will they be supporting whatever loon he tells them to?  How long will his craziness last?  Will it even end when he drops dead?
 
2020-05-28 3:22:44 AM  
This just in (Again!!!).  Trumps approval ratings plummet to 40%!!!  A stunning decline of no significance whatsoever, leaving the President desperately exactly where he's always been!
 
2020-05-28 3:22:48 AM  
I don't care if it's the first act of Henry VIII. Vote.
 
2020-05-28 3:28:51 AM  

lolmao500: He gonna need a big october surprise, start a war or some heavy tinkering with the election results with russian help to stay in power.


My bets are on the war. Especially if it turns out Korea has a Lady Dictator after all- Sister Kim has pretty much implied she doesn't like him and we know how his with strong ladies. Or alternatively something affecting China trade will surely get him to try to free Hong Kong as an act of patriotism or something.
 
2020-05-28 3:29:25 AM  
He's a sack of shiat.

He retweeted a few hours ago a video that starts with "the only good democrat is a dead democrat"


He is the biggest farking joke this country has ever seen, and I will make it a point to take my family on a trip to piss on his grave when he finally kicks over.
 
2020-05-28 3:31:06 AM  

Hallows_Eve: lolmao500: He gonna need a big october surprise, start a war or some heavy tinkering with the election results with russian help to stay in power.

My bets are on the war. Especially if it turns out Korea has a Lady Dictator after all- Sister Kim has pretty much implied she doesn't like him and we know how his with strong ladies. Or alternatively something affecting China trade will surely get him to try to free Hong Kong as an act of patriotism or something.


Having the DoJ arrest the Biden family is more his style.
 
2020-05-28 3:32:29 AM  

Wyalt Derp: There's something deeply wrong with the 40%.


Yup. 40% of americans love having a lying treasonous grifting sociopath as president apparently.

Those 40% should have a mandatory cult debrainwashing course or just straight up a pickaxe to the brain.

Last month I figured out why about 40% of americans still think the GOP/Trump are worth supporting... because those 40% think they are the 1%. That's right.

I was reading a book on the american dream and in there, there were these stats : 20% of americans think they are the 1% and 19% think they will be the 1% soon... add in the 1% of total morons and you have 40%.

40% of americans are delusionnal on insane levels... I wonder why that is? The education system promoting self-confidence even if you're shiat? Another study gave an exam to like 1000 students from 30 countries and asked the students what think they did on the exam and what their actual results were... Guess what, american students had the highest confidence levels in their results but had among the lowest scores.

Self-confidence when you're actually shiat boost your ego and makes you believe whatever insane think you want to believe and think you're right even if you're 110% wrong... anyone questionning your belief becomes ''an enemy''... which explains 99% of republicans and 110% Trump.

Trump's ego and delusions about the world and himself is 40% of America incarnate... which is scary.

Self-confidence is good in healthy amounts but brainwashing kids into thinking they are the best ever leads to mental illness.
 
2020-05-28 3:32:55 AM  
When a Republican can't even get a bump from Rasmussen they're really farking up.
 
2020-05-28 3:33:35 AM  
This must mean something huge is about to drop. I'm thinking an executive order.
 
2020-05-28 3:34:37 AM  
He keeps trying to kill his base. That's just not conducive to long term success.
 
2020-05-28 3:34:53 AM  

lolmao500: Wyalt Derp: There's something deeply wrong with the 40%.

Yup. 40% of americans love having a lying treasonous grifting sociopath as president apparently.

Those 40% should have a mandatory cult debrainwashing course or just straight up a pickaxe to the brain.

Last month I figured out why about 40% of americans still think the GOP/Trump are worth supporting... because those 40% think they are the 1%. That's right.

I was reading a book on the american dream and in there, there were these stats : 20% of americans think they are the 1% and 19% think they will be the 1% soon... add in the 1% of total morons and you have 40%.

40% of americans are delusionnal on insane levels... I wonder why that is? The education system promoting self-confidence even if you're shiat? Another study gave an exam to like 1000 students from 30 countries and asked the students what think they did on the exam and what their actual results were... Guess what, american students had the highest confidence levels in their results but had among the lowest scores.

Self-confidence when you're actually shiat boost your ego and makes you believe whatever insane think you want to believe and think you're right even if you're 110% wrong... anyone questionning your belief becomes ''an enemy''... which explains 99% of republicans and 110% Trump.

Trump's ego and delusions about the world and himself is 40% of America incarnate... which is scary.

Self-confidence is good in healthy amounts but brainwashing kids into thinking they are the best ever leads to mental illness.


United States of Dunning-Kruger.
 
2020-05-28 3:35:37 AM  

lolmao500: Wyalt Derp: There's something deeply wrong with the 40%.

Yup. 40% of americans love having a lying treasonous grifting sociopath as president apparently.

Those 40% should have a mandatory cult debrainwashing course or just straight up a pickaxe to the brain.

Last month I figured out why about 40% of americans still think the GOP/Trump are worth supporting... because those 40% think they are the 1%. That's right.

I was reading a book on the american dream and in there, there were these stats : 20% of americans think they are the 1% and 19% think they will be the 1% soon... add in the 1% of total morons and you have 40%.

40% of americans are delusionnal on insane levels... I wonder why that is? The education system promoting self-confidence even if you're shiat? Another study gave an exam to like 1000 students from 30 countries and asked the students what think they did on the exam and what their actual results were... Guess what, american students had the highest confidence levels in their results but had among the lowest scores.

Self-confidence when you're actually shiat boost your ego and makes you believe whatever insane think you want to believe and think you're right even if you're 110% wrong... anyone questionning your belief becomes ''an enemy''... which explains 99% of republicans and 110% Trump.

Trump's ego and delusions about the world and himself is 40% of America incarnate... which is scary.

Self-confidence is good in healthy amounts but brainwashing kids into thinking they are the best ever leads to mental illness.


The problem this whole time has been participation trophies?  We never should have insisted on participation trophies.  The conservatives were very vocal about "trophies for winners, none of this snowflake 'every kid gets a trophy' BS".  We should have listened.
 
2020-05-28 3:36:36 AM  
He was polling so well in 2016 and everyone knew he was gonna win! Surely he is toast now!

Don't let the daily reminders that Trump is a horrible person and a horrible President make you complacent. It's possible to win the Electoral College with less than a quarter of the popular vote. It would be really hard, but +/-40% is also doable.
 
2020-05-28 3:39:45 AM  

apocryphaandmyth: Hallows_Eve: lolmao500: He gonna need a big october surprise, start a war or some heavy tinkering with the election results with russian help to stay in power.

My bets are on the war. Especially if it turns out Korea has a Lady Dictator after all- Sister Kim has pretty much implied she doesn't like him and we know how his with strong ladies. Or alternatively something affecting China trade will surely get him to try to free Hong Kong as an act of patriotism or something.

Having the DoJ arrest the Biden family is more his style.


Hmmm. Warrants drawn up for it maybe, but having enough people to pull off an arrest, not sure. His words don't get as much action at home except from the naive or lacky.. I would still put war, with election tampering N place as a back up, before attempting to arrest the enemies of state. I mean, it's not worth taking the bet that he continue his Henry II impression to hope out loud and often someone rids him of the insolent Biden for him.

Bad timing would be for anyone in the Supreme Court to drop around election time.
 
2020-05-28 3:40:45 AM  

Gpzjock: Known liar now considered more of a liability after threatening anyone who tries to point it out. Gee, why did it take 3 years and 100,000 deaths due to his negligence for this to happen?
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----
...wiping their asses with coffee filters

Every time I see this meme, I involuntarily think:

"THE SECRET OF STARBUCKS' COFFEE, FINALLY REVEALED!
 
2020-05-28 3:42:25 AM  

Socrofece: Sigh.  At my job, i have several coworkers -- older white men, naturally -- who've been strutting around for the last few years bellowing "best president ever!  Oh, sorry, i was just listening to this story on the radio about the BEST ECONOMY WE'VE EVER HAD!  Trump!"

[ no, really, that's a real quote... ]

I look forward to about a year from now, when it's "I was never really a big fan of his," and "he was actually more of a liberal when you think about it," and "You know, I didn't vote for Trump OR Hillary, because I knew they were both the same."

It's gonna happen.

My question is this.  Let's assume that Trump loses to Biden, and is still alive and tweeting in 2024.  Will he be "the kingmaker?"  Will Jeb, Cruz, and Rubio be frontrunners for the 2024 nomination, and if so, will they face a Trump-backed psychotic clown candidate like Louis Gohmert, Sheriff David Clarke,  Tom Cotton, Steve King, or possibly even Don Jr.?

Will the base be ready to move on from "loser" Trump, or will they be supporting whatever loon he tells them to?  How long will his craziness last?  Will it even end when he drops dead?


You need to start screencapping and saving every Trump-sucking post they've ever made on social media.

They must never be allowed to remove this albatross from their fat necks.
 
2020-05-28 3:43:20 AM  

synithium: He's a sack of shiat.

He retweeted a few hours ago a video that starts with "the only good democrat is a dead democrat"


He is the biggest farking joke this country has ever seen, and I will make it a point to take my family on a trip to piss on his grave when he finally kicks over.


I disagree; jokes are funny, not stupid, cruel, and obese.
 
2020-05-28 3:44:26 AM  
If he keeps going at this rate, he's going to stroke out before the DNC in August.

The usual stress of the job (national security, negotiating with congress, weighty decisions, etc.) isn't getting to him at all, because he doesn't give a shiat about any of it. But between his piss-poor pandemic response and the inevitably terrible fallout of the twitter fiasco - tomorrow's EO is all but certain to fark him in the end - he is really cracking.
 
2020-05-28 3:49:40 AM  
I fully expect a poll looking like this to soon follow:
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2020-05-28 3:53:38 AM  

Socrofece: Will it even end when he drops dead?


America is the AIDS victim.

Trump is the opportunistic cancer that may well kill the victim.

The corporate media, Farcebook/Twatter are the social AIDS.
 
2020-05-28 3:53:55 AM  
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Picked this up back around 2007 and while the cover may at first read like some tinfoilian malarkey may lurk within, it actually explains a lot of the chaos and stupidity we see in society today. The main term I picked up from the book is "Kidults", which is exactly what it sounds like: Adults with a childlike mindset. The people who are always shiatty and condescending to retail workers, the rabid "Karens", the Trumps, the road-ragers, the people who can't comprehend compromise.

The ideal of express or instant gratification was a direct result of marketing firms after the wrap-up of WWII when America had a sudden availability of manufacturing infrastructure for consumable goods that it previously hadn't, and those gears just had to keep a'turnin. Then people figured out "Hey, maybe war is more profitable after all." rinse, repeat.
 
2020-05-28 4:02:46 AM  

Gpzjock: Known liar now considered more of a liability after threatening anyone who tries to point it out. Gee, why did it take 3 years and 100,000 deaths due to his negligence for this to happen?
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Obviously we need to give him a second chance to get things right.  The pivot is coming, I just know it!
 
2020-05-28 4:06:10 AM  

Harry Wagstaff: He keeps trying to kill his base. That's just not conducive to long term success.


His base isn't blaming him for their deaths though.  That's the problem.
 
2020-05-28 4:12:22 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Harry Wagstaff: He keeps trying to kill his base. That's just not conducive to long term success.

His base isn't blaming him for their deaths though.  That's the problem.


His numbers with seniors are taking a beating.
 
2020-05-28 4:14:27 AM  

DoBeDoBeLurk: He was polling so well in 2016 and everyone knew he was gonna win! Surely he is toast now!

Don't let the daily reminders that Trump is a horrible person and a horrible President make you complacent. It's possible to win the Electoral College with less than a quarter of the popular vote. It would be really hard, but +/-40% is also doable.


Trump just has to stuff the right ballot boxes
 
2020-05-28 4:17:43 AM  

Harry Wagstaff: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Harry Wagstaff: He keeps trying to kill his base. That's just not conducive to long term success.

His base isn't blaming him for their deaths though.  That's the problem.

His numbers with seniors are taking a beating.


Are they going to vote D, though?  Or even just stay home?

There's plenty of oldsters who don't like the sumbiatch, I'm sure, but that doesn't mean that they won't vote for the Republican if it means keeping a Dem out of the White House.  Or their local congressman's seat.
 
2020-05-28 4:21:06 AM  

Majin_Buu: [Fark user image image 396x595]
Picked this up back around 2007 and while the cover may at first read like some tinfoilian malarkey may lurk within, it actually explains a lot of the chaos and stupidity we see in society today. The main term I picked up from the book is "Kidults", which is exactly what it sounds like: Adults with a childlike mindset. The people who are always shiatty and condescending to retail workers, the rabid "Karens", the Trumps, the road-ragers, the people who can't comprehend compromise.

The ideal of express or instant gratification was a direct result of marketing firms after the wrap-up of WWII when America had a sudden availability of manufacturing infrastructure for consumable goods that it previously hadn't, and those gears just had to keep a'turnin. Then people figured out "Hey, maybe war is more profitable after all." rinse, repeat.


CSB:

A number of years ago, when I was just beginning to scare up a little traction as a pro photographer and beginning to eyeball a career as a commercial director, I began dating a model. As hot as the fiery heart of a blue star and so far out of my league that all her flaws of personality just did not register at all. Whaddyagonnado I was younger, considerably dumber and floating on a puffy cloud of my own unbridled ego just then. (These days not so much.)

So Miss Thang and I were at a Starbucks in a mall early one morning (I needed not to wear the same clothes I'd left the set in the day before, yanno?) Okay key point my name has a marginally unusual spelling; my grandmother blows it sometimes so I don't really sweat when, say, a coffee cup appears with a letter missing.

So I'm sitting there wondering if I have time to burn one before the shoot and desperately in need of caffeine when suddenly ... howls of angsty, pissy, almost-crazy voice-shaking rage as Hot Stuff in her Vera Wang and Loboutins simply tears into the pudgy, spotty, taped-glasses goth girl who'd just made my latte. Howling. For the heinous crime of not adding the unusual silent consonant. "Don't you know who he is?! How dare you?! How dare you?!?!" Yours truly in open-mouthed bemusement as the skullmeat churns and grinds into slow, slow gear. Because, hey, no one ever knows who the director is. That's part of the gig's charm.

But I was crushed. I mean, coffee and weed and early-morning nookie - three of my three favorite things - have never tasted so ... ashy. (I'd like to tell you we broke up the next day or something because I'm a paragon of stoic republican virtue and don't tolerate rich girls trashing poor ones. Alas, she dumped me for an actor the next week.)

It changed me, though, in a way I've never quite gotten over. Got a weather eye continually on the lookout for these kinds of people.

And yes: I sent her a copy of this book.

/CSB
 
2020-05-28 4:22:17 AM  

Hallows_Eve: Hmmm. Warrants drawn up for it maybe, but having enough people to pull off an arrest, not sure.


No one needs to round up a huge posse to arrest Biden.  It might actually be more beneficial to issue an arrest warrant, not execute it, and just refer to him as a fugitive from justice.  This isn't a situation where they needs a swat team to storm the Biden compound and take him by force.
 
2020-05-28 4:26:26 AM  

Gpzjock: Known liar now considered more of a liability after threatening anyone who tries to point it out. Gee, why did it take 3 years and 100,000 deaths due to his negligence for this to happen?
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Shows what you know. I found a hidden pack of tp in the garage from Costco (believe it was from my sister's when she moved out of her place in Tacoma), so I'm living like a goddamn king!
 
2020-05-28 4:29:20 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Harry Wagstaff: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Harry Wagstaff: He keeps trying to kill his base. That's just not conducive to long term success.

His base isn't blaming him for their deaths though.  That's the problem.

His numbers with seniors are taking a beating.

Are they going to vote D, though?  Or even just stay home?

There's plenty of oldsters who don't like the sumbiatch, I'm sure, but that doesn't mean that they won't vote for the Republican if it means keeping a Dem out of the White House.  Or their local congressman's seat.


yup. Joe's a corrupt socialist after all, and also Jesus hates abortion so we need that SCOTUS seat for when RBG kicks it.

/hey isn't that legal leak suppose to drop tomorrow?
 
2020-05-28 4:33:54 AM  

Socrofece: Sigh.  At my job, i have several coworkers -- older white men, naturally -- who've been strutting around for the last few years bellowing "best president ever!  Oh, sorry, i was just listening to this story on the radio about the BEST ECONOMY WE'VE EVER HAD!  Trump!"

[ no, really, that's a real quote... ]

I look forward to about a year from now, when it's "I was never really a big fan of his," and "he was actually more of a liberal when you think about it," and "You know, I didn't vote for Trump OR Hillary, because I knew they were both the same."

It's gonna happen.

My question is this.  Let's assume that Trump loses to Biden, and is still alive and tweeting in 2024.  Will he be "the kingmaker?"  Will Jeb, Cruz, and Rubio be frontrunners for the 2024 nomination, and if so, will they face a Trump-backed psychotic clown candidate like Louis Gohmert, Sheriff David Clarke,  Tom Cotton, Steve King, or possibly even Don Jr.?

Will the base be ready to move on from "loser" Trump, or will they be supporting whatever loon he tells them to?  How long will his craziness last?  Will it even end when he drops dead?


Or we could do this.
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2020-05-28 4:36:56 AM  

lolmao500: Wyalt Derp: There's something deeply wrong with the 40%.

Yup. 40% of americans love having a lying treasonous grifting sociopath as president apparently.

Those 40% should have a mandatory cult debrainwashing course or just straight up a pickaxe to the brain.

Last month I figured out why about 40% of americans still think the GOP/Trump are worth supporting... because those 40% think they are the 1%. That's right.

I was reading a book on the american dream and in there, there were these stats : 20% of americans think they are the 1% and 19% think they will be the 1% soon... add in the 1% of total morons and you have 40%.

40% of americans are delusionnal on insane levels... I wonder why that is? The education system promoting self-confidence even if you're shiat? Another study gave an exam to like 1000 students from 30 countries and asked the students what think they did on the exam and what their actual results were... Guess what, american students had the highest confidence levels in their results but had among the lowest scores.

Self-confidence when you're actually shiat boost your ego and makes you believe whatever insane think you want to believe and think you're right even if you're 110% wrong... anyone questionning your belief becomes ''an enemy''... which explains 99% of republicans and 110% Trump.

Trump's ego and delusions about the world and himself is 40% of America incarnate... which is scary.

Self-confidence is good in healthy amounts but brainwashing kids into thinking they are the best ever leads to mental illness.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning​%​E2%80%93Kruger_effect
 
2020-05-28 4:37:52 AM  

Iczer: Gpzjock: Known liar now considered more of a liability after threatening anyone who tries to point it out. Gee, why did it take 3 years and 100,000 deaths due to his negligence for this to happen?
[Fark user image image 425x418]

Shows what you know. I found a hidden pack of tp in the garage from Costco (believe it was from my sister's when she moved out of her place in Tacoma), so I'm living like a goddamn king!


TP for my Bunghole
Youtube LHv2dIM3t9I
 
2020-05-28 4:45:35 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Harry Wagstaff: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Harry Wagstaff: He keeps trying to kill his base. That's just not conducive to long term success.

His base isn't blaming him for their deaths though.  That's the problem.

His numbers with seniors are taking a beating.

Are they going to vote D, though?  Or even just stay home?

There's plenty of oldsters who don't like the sumbiatch, I'm sure, but that doesn't mean that they won't vote for the Republican if it means keeping a Dem out of the White House.  Or their local congressman's seat.


Jesus, guns, dead babies, and racism.
Works every time.
/Oxford comma, biatches
//Lando
///Southern Strategy
 
2020-05-28 4:56:46 AM  
Desperate? Really? His support is as strong as ever and most people don't tune into politics until after the conventions. He'll get a huge bump from the "well, yeah, he killed lots of people, but Biden's a damn socialist!" types. I have no hope for the USA to right itself with this election.
 
2020-05-28 4:59:27 AM  
https://electoral-vote.com

Still at Biden 350, Trump 188.

And his lead in Texas and Ohio is weak, his only states with lots of people.  He could drop to 132 without them.
 
2020-05-28 5:00:29 AM  

Shaggy_C: Desperate? Really? His support is as strong as ever and most people don't tune into politics until after the conventions. He'll get a huge bump from the "well, yeah, he killed lots of people, but Biden's a damn socialist!" types. I have no hope for the USA to right itself with this election.


After all killing people is what America does best. ;)
 
2020-05-28 5:11:29 AM  

Shaggy_C: Desperate? Really? His support is as strong as ever and most people don't tune into politics until after the conventions. He'll get a huge bump from the "well, yeah, he killed lots of people, but Biden's a damn socialist!" types. I have no hope for the USA to right itself with this election.


Yes, I love Donnie because I don't recognize a desperate piece of shiat when it's crapping right in front of me.  You're clueless.  You have no hope because you have no clue.   Sorry, I know science is a thing (polls).  Sorry, your cluelessness is noted.  (And, please, don't come back and say I hope so, because I'm so tired of that weak BS answer.)  The rightwing loves jackasses like you.
 
2020-05-28 5:11:30 AM  

Socrofece: Sigh.  At my job, i have several coworkers -- older white men, naturally -- who've been strutting around for the last few years bellowing "best president ever!  Oh, sorry, i was just listening to this story on the radio about the BEST ECONOMY WE'VE EVER HAD!  Trump!"

[ no, really, that's a real quote... ]

I look forward to about a year from now, when it's "I was never really a big fan of his," and "he was actually more of a liberal when you think about it," and "You know, I didn't vote for Trump OR Hillary, because I knew they were both the same."

It's gonna happen.

My question is this.  Let's assume that Trump loses to Biden, and is still alive and tweeting in 2024.  Will he be "the kingmaker?"  Will Jeb, Cruz, and Rubio be frontrunners for the 2024 nomination, and if so, will they face a Trump-backed psychotic clown candidate like Louis Gohmert, Sheriff David Clarke,  Tom Cotton, Steve King, or possibly even Don Jr.?

Will the base be ready to move on from "loser" Trump, or will they be supporting whatever loon he tells them to?  How long will his craziness last?  Will it even end when he drops dead?


He won't be a loser because the election was rigged against him.  Millions of people voted illegally.

Or, just as likely, he won't leave when he loses and nobody will do anything about it.
 
2020-05-28 5:15:52 AM  

LL316: Socrofece: Sigh.  At my job, i have several coworkers -- older white men, naturally -- who've been strutting around for the last few years bellowing "best president ever!  Oh, sorry, i was just listening to this story on the radio about the BEST ECONOMY WE'VE EVER HAD!  Trump!"

[ no, really, that's a real quote... ]

I look forward to about a year from now, when it's "I was never really a big fan of his," and "he was actually more of a liberal when you think about it," and "You know, I didn't vote for Trump OR Hillary, because I knew they were both the same."

It's gonna happen.

My question is this.  Let's assume that Trump loses to Biden, and is still alive and tweeting in 2024.  Will he be "the kingmaker?"  Will Jeb, Cruz, and Rubio be frontrunners for the 2024 nomination, and if so, will they face a Trump-backed psychotic clown candidate like Louis Gohmert, Sheriff David Clarke,  Tom Cotton, Steve King, or possibly even Don Jr.?

Will the base be ready to move on from "loser" Trump, or will they be supporting whatever loon he tells them to?  How long will his craziness last?  Will it even end when he drops dead?

He won't be a loser because the election was rigged against him.  Millions of people voted illegally.

Or, just as likely, he won't leave when he loses and nobody will do anything about it.


You know what I love?  Sad Democrats who play along with the idea that Donnie is superhuman and can never lose, which is funny since he's the worst businessman ever who bankrupted 3 casinos.    The only you're doing is playing along with Donnie's narrative.  Congratulations for being just like his cult!  Seriously, wake the fark up.
 
2020-05-28 5:18:41 AM  

apocryphaandmyth: This just in (Again!!!).  Trumps approval ratings plummet to 40%!!!  A stunning decline of no significance whatsoever, leaving the President desperately exactly where he's always been!


I agree that the horse race bullshiat needs to stop. But the Rasmussen poll is very unusual. They usually overpreform for him. If the Rasmussen poll continues to show him down, what does that mean?
 
2020-05-28 5:26:05 AM  

mattj1984: apocryphaandmyth: This just in (Again!!!).  Trumps approval ratings plummet to 40%!!!  A stunning decline of no significance whatsoever, leaving the President desperately exactly where he's always been!

I agree that the horse race bullshiat needs to stop. But the Rasmussen poll is very unusual. They usually overpreform for him. If the Rasmussen poll continues to show him down, what does that mean?


That a Clintonite operative of the Obama-Biden deep state has infiltrated Rasmussen. Duh.
 
2020-05-28 5:31:03 AM  

PaulRB: Yes, I love Donnie because I don't recognize a desperate piece of shiat when it's crapping right in front of me.  You're clueless.  You have no hope because you have no clue.   Sorry, I know science is a thing (polls).  Sorry, your cluelessness is noted.  (And, please, don't come back and say I hope so, because I'm so tired of that weak BS answer.)  The rightwing loves jackasses like you.


And the polls always show a bounce after the conventions, like I said. Trump gained +4 points in the days after the convention in 2016, a boost that actually put him above Hillary in the national polls for the one and only time for the entire election cycle, a gain that never went away and moved it from "he's a clown candidate with no chance" to a dark horse that could pull it off if a few Midwestern states swung his way.

But yeah, I suppose it's easier to declare I'm "clueless" than face facts.
 
2020-05-28 5:33:49 AM  

Space Banana Physicist: Majin_Buu: [Fark user image image 396x595]
Picked this up back around 2007 and while the cover may at first read like some tinfoilian malarkey may lurk within, it actually explains a lot of the chaos and stupidity we see in society today. The main term I picked up from the book is "Kidults", which is exactly what it sounds like: Adults with a childlike mindset. The people who are always shiatty and condescending to retail workers, the rabid "Karens", the Trumps, the road-ragers, the people who can't comprehend compromise.

The ideal of express or instant gratification was a direct result of marketing firms after the wrap-up of WWII when America had a sudden availability of manufacturing infrastructure for consumable goods that it previously hadn't, and those gears just had to keep a'turnin. Then people figured out "Hey, maybe war is more profitable after all." rinse, repeat.

CSB:

A number of years ago, when I was just beginning to scare up a little traction as a pro photographer and beginning to eyeball a career as a commercial director, I began dating a model. As hot as the fiery heart of a blue star and so far out of my league that all her flaws of personality just did not register at all. Whaddyagonnado I was younger, considerably dumber and floating on a puffy cloud of my own unbridled ego just then. (These days not so much.)

So Miss Thang and I were at a Starbucks in a mall early one morning (I needed not to wear the same clothes I'd left the set in the day before, yanno?) Okay key point my name has a marginally unusual spelling; my grandmother blows it sometimes so I don't really sweat when, say, a coffee cup appears with a letter missing.

So I'm sitting there wondering if I have time to burn one before the shoot and desperately in need of caffeine when suddenly ... howls of angsty, pissy, almost-crazy voice-shaking rage as Hot Stuff in her Vera Wang and Loboutins simply tears into the pudgy, spotty, taped-glasses goth girl who'd just made my latte. Howling. For the heinous crime of not adding the unusual silent consonant. "Don't you know who he is?! How dare you?! How dare you?!?!" Yours truly in open-mouthed bemusement as the skullmeat churns and grinds into slow, slow gear. Because, hey, no one ever knows who the director is. That's part of the gig's charm.

But I was crushed. I mean, coffee and weed and early-morning nookie - three of my three favorite things - have never tasted so ... ashy. (I'd like to tell you we broke up the next day or something because I'm a paragon of stoic republican virtue and don't tolerate rich girls trashing poor ones. Alas, she dumped me for an actor the next week.)

It changed me, though, in a way I've never quite gotten over. Got a weather eye continually on the lookout for these kinds of people.

And yes: I sent her a copy of this book.

/CSB


Damn, you both dodged a bullet and learned a valuable life lesson there.

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//applicable to men too, but you have to be, like, really hot
 
2020-05-28 5:37:13 AM  
We f***ing told you this is who he is.

Weak
Stupid
Fraud
 
2020-05-28 5:46:30 AM  

Gpzjock: Known liar now considered more of a liability after threatening anyone who tries to point it out. Gee, why did it take 3 years and 100,000 deaths due to his negligence for this to happen?
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Coffee filters?!?! HA! LUXURY!
 
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