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(ABC Action News)   DoJ arrests man plotting mass shooting in Tampa Bay area on behalf of ISIS who "expressed admiration for Pulse nightclub shooter Omar Mateen"   (abcactionnews.com) divider line
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2020-05-27 9:12:58 PM  
It probably isn't wise to shoot at people in Pinellas county, 3/4 of them are armed. Mo would have been quickly ventilated.
 
2020-05-27 9:29:03 PM  
So they entrapped a major D donor?
 
Xai [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2020-05-27 11:14:57 PM  
This is a clear violation of his 2nd ammendment rights, you can't arrest someone for merely claiming they are going to shoot and kill people, haven't all the open michigan protestors carrying ar15's and saying on camera that they need to kill others proven that by now?
 
Xai [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2020-05-27 11:16:38 PM  

feckingmorons: It probably isn't wise to shoot at people in Pinellas county, 3/4 of them are armed. Mo would have been quickly ventilated.


And therein lies the problem of using a gun as a defence, chances are that he's going to take out a half dozen people before that ever happens. Remember the attack last year where police shot him in under a minute? 9 people died.
 
2020-05-28 2:36:48 AM  

Xai: feckingmorons: It probably isn't wise to shoot at people in Pinellas county, 3/4 of them are armed. Mo would have been quickly ventilated.

And therein lies the problem of using a gun as a defence, chances are that he's going to take out a half dozen people before that ever happens. Remember the attack last year where police shot him in under a minute? 9 people died.


You don't get to Florida much do you?
 
2020-05-28 2:36:54 AM  
According to court documents, Al-Azhari's criminal record includes previous terrorism charges in Saudi Arabia. He was accused of planning to travel to Syria to participate in jihad and join terrorist groups fighting the Syrian government. He served three years in Saudi Arabia and was removed to the United States in 2018.

What the Fark does that mean?

He was too much of a Muslim extremist to keep in Saudi Arabia so they shipped him to the US??
 
2020-05-28 2:55:25 AM  
did the FBI help him plan his plot and supply all the weapons?
 
2020-05-28 3:01:26 AM  
Expressed solidary with pegging aficionado Omar Mateen is how I would have written the lede. I like to keep things true to form.
 
2020-05-28 3:13:06 AM  

wantingout: did the FBI help him plan his plot and supply all the weapons?


I wish I could Funny that but instead I had to Smart it.

Valid question.
 
2020-05-28 3:15:44 AM  

bughunter: According to court documents, Al-Azhari's criminal record includes previous terrorism charges in Saudi Arabia. He was accused of planning to travel to Syria to participate in jihad and join terrorist groups fighting the Syrian government. He served three years in Saudi Arabia and was removed to the United States in 2018.

What the Fark does that mean?

He was too much of a Muslim extremist to keep in Saudi Arabia so they shipped him to the US??


Since the house of Saud allied with the Wahhabi extremists, they've been exporting violent nutjobs along with the oil for over a century.
 
kab
2020-05-28 3:18:27 AM  
Unplug the outrage alarms, it isnt a white dude.
 
2020-05-28 3:18:28 AM  
TRF? Wrong time, wrong protest. People are burning shiat in MN and LA if he was bored.
 
2020-05-28 3:24:05 AM  
Why can't the headline ever be "Man decides to save up money to invest in business after expressing admiration for business owner Mark Cuban"?

You admire a guy who had some sexual hangups and knew how to pull a trigger? Your standards are pretty low, dude.
 
2020-05-28 3:25:29 AM  

feckingmorons: Xai: feckingmorons: It probably isn't wise to shoot at people in Pinellas county, 3/4 of them are armed. Mo would have been quickly ventilated.

And therein lies the problem of using a gun as a defence, chances are that he's going to take out a half dozen people before that ever happens. Remember the attack last year where police shot him in under a minute? 9 people died.

You don't get to Florida much do you?


I'm curious what this is supposed to mean. I go to Florida at least once a year, I wouldn't trust most of those f*ckers with a dull knife.
 
2020-05-28 3:36:49 AM  
Did a bad batch of meth come down from Georgia recently?

Or a good batch of meth?
 
2020-05-28 3:42:09 AM  
Bummer. He's hot. If he had been 27% less insane, he could have used his powers for good. Or at least have started one of those pyramid scheme sex cults and got rich.
 
2020-05-28 3:45:21 AM  
This has to be fake gnus, Trump defeated ISIS. It was so easy he rewarded himself with golf and hamberders.
 
2020-05-28 3:48:14 AM  

grumpfuff: I go to Florida at least once a year, I wouldn't trust most of those f*ckers with a dull knife.


What?  The 4 hour lecture class, 30 minute CWP multiple-guess test, and single "safe" shot of a revolver at the gun show doesn't give you confidence that every other Floridian is a decorated Navy SEAL sniper with tactical BVD's carrying a Matrix level arsenal?

/yeah, me either.
 
2020-05-28 4:58:04 AM  
There's lots of people across the world and even in our own country, who would like to undermine everything that we stand for?

I'm Ron Burgundy?
 
2020-05-28 5:14:44 AM  

Xai: This is a clear violation of his 2nd ammendment rights, you can't arrest someone for merely claiming they are going to shoot and kill people, haven't all the open michigan protestors carrying ar15's and saying on camera that they need to kill others proven that by now?


Ya but I don't think this guy is an overweight white guy.
 
2020-05-28 5:18:33 AM  

drayno76: grumpfuff: I go to Florida at least once a year, I wouldn't trust most of those f*ckers with a dull knife.

What?  The 4 hour lecture class, 30 minute CWP multiple-guess test, and single "safe" shot of a revolver at the gun show doesn't give you confidence that every other Floridian is a decorated Navy SEAL sniper with tactical BVD's carrying a Matrix level arsenal?

/yeah, me either.


Yeah, in PA, you just need $20.00 and an immediately processed background check. Had mine in less than 25 minutes start to finish. No testing or training whatever.
 
2020-05-28 6:19:18 AM  

grumpfuff: feckingmorons: Xai: feckingmorons: It probably isn't wise to shoot at people in Pinellas county, 3/4 of them are armed. Mo would have been quickly ventilated.

And therein lies the problem of using a gun as a defence, chances are that he's going to take out a half dozen people before that ever happens. Remember the attack last year where police shot him in under a minute? 9 people died.

You don't get to Florida much do you?

I'm curious what this is supposed to mean. I go to Florida at least once a year, I wouldn't trust most of those f*ckers with a dull knife.


That's OK, I live in North Florida and I have no idea wtf he rambling about either.
 
2020-05-28 6:45:57 AM  
I'm going to do what I want, but you're not going to like it.
 
2020-05-28 6:54:13 AM  

feckingmorons: Xai: feckingmorons: It probably isn't wise to shoot at people in Pinellas county, 3/4 of them are armed. Mo would have been quickly ventilated.

And therein lies the problem of using a gun as a defence, chances are that he's going to take out a half dozen people before that ever happens. Remember the attack last year where police shot him in under a minute? 9 people died.

You don't get to Florida much do you?


Well - I won't be visiting the Pulse nightclub.
 
2020-05-28 7:39:03 AM  

bughunter: According to court documents, Al-Azhari's criminal record includes previous terrorism charges in Saudi Arabia. He was accused of planning to travel to Syria to participate in jihad and join terrorist groups fighting the Syrian government. He served three years in Saudi Arabia and was removed to the United States in 2018.

What the Fark does that mean?

He was too much of a Muslim extremist to keep in Saudi Arabia so they shipped him to the US??


Because he is a US citizen. So they deported him back to his country of origin.
 
2020-05-28 7:51:33 AM  

Xai: feckingmorons: It probably isn't wise to shoot at people in Pinellas county, 3/4 of them are armed. Mo would have been quickly ventilated.

And therein lies the problem of using a gun as a defence, chances are that he's going to take out a half dozen people before that ever happens. Remember the attack last year where police shot him in under a minute? 9 people died.


You are correct to a point.  Yes, as a defender the biggest problem is you will ALWAYS be reacting. That's just the way it works.  However, to suggest that it's better to wait until the police arrive to save you is ludicrous.  The police do a fine job, but unless they're right there at that exact moment they are 3 to 8 minutes out.

You know who else can stop a shooter in under a minute from first shots being fired? A concealed carrier who is right there when it happens.
 
2020-05-28 7:54:59 AM  

wantingout: did the FBI help him plan his plot and supply all the weapons?


I wouldn't be entirely surprised.
 
2020-05-28 7:56:37 AM  

drayno76: grumpfuff: I go to Florida at least once a year, I wouldn't trust most of those f*ckers with a dull knife.

What?  The 4 hour lecture class, 30 minute CWP multiple-guess test, and single "safe" shot of a revolver at the gun show doesn't give you confidence that every other Floridian is a decorated Navy SEAL sniper with tactical BVD's carrying a Matrix level arsenal?

/yeah, me either.


So, in your vast experience, every citizen, hell every cop for that matter should have Navy SEAL levels of experience to carry a weapon for self defense? Christ, you live in a fantasy world.
 
2020-05-28 8:02:22 AM  

bughunter: According to court documents, Al-Azhari's criminal record includes previous terrorism charges in Saudi Arabia. He was accused of planning to travel to Syria to participate in jihad and join terrorist groups fighting the Syrian government. He served three years in Saudi Arabia and was removed to the United States in 2018.

What the Fark does that mean?

He was too much of a Muslim extremist to keep in Saudi Arabia so they shipped him to the US??


Presidente clown nose will pardon him.  Loves him some Saudis
 
2020-05-28 8:11:05 AM  

OBBN: drayno76: grumpfuff: I go to Florida at least once a year, I wouldn't trust most of those f*ckers with a dull knife.

What?  The 4 hour lecture class, 30 minute CWP multiple-guess test, and single "safe" shot of a revolver at the gun show doesn't give you confidence that every other Floridian is a decorated Navy SEAL sniper with tactical BVD's carrying a Matrix level arsenal?

/yeah, me either.

So, in your vast experience, every citizen, hell every cop for that matter should have Navy SEAL levels of experience to carry a weapon for self defense? Christ, you live in a fantasy world.


If only there was some middle ground between not entirely trusting everyone because of the minimal requirement of "4 hour lecture class, 30 minute CWP multiple-guess test, and single "safe" shot of a revolver" and wanting everyone to have "Navy SEAL levels of experience"...

But good job on your "appeal to ridicule"...
 
2020-05-28 8:37:36 AM  

Pinko_Commie: OBBN: drayno76: grumpfuff: I go to Florida at least once a year, I wouldn't trust most of those f*ckers with a dull knife.

What?  The 4 hour lecture class, 30 minute CWP multiple-guess test, and single "safe" shot of a revolver at the gun show doesn't give you confidence that every other Floridian is a decorated Navy SEAL sniper with tactical BVD's carrying a Matrix level arsenal?

/yeah, me either.

So, in your vast experience, every citizen, hell every cop for that matter should have Navy SEAL levels of experience to carry a weapon for self defense? Christ, you live in a fantasy world.

If only there was some middle ground between not entirely trusting everyone because of the minimal requirement of "4 hour lecture class, 30 minute CWP multiple-guess test, and single "safe" shot of a revolver" and wanting everyone to have "Navy SEAL levels of experience"...

But good job on your "appeal to ridicule"...


Hey genius, I didn't bring up Navy SEALS.
 
2020-05-28 9:01:19 AM  

Turbo Cojones: bughunter: According to court documents, Al-Azhari's criminal record includes previous terrorism charges in Saudi Arabia. He was accused of planning to travel to Syria to participate in jihad and join terrorist groups fighting the Syrian government. He served three years in Saudi Arabia and was removed to the United States in 2018.

What the Fark does that mean?

He was too much of a Muslim extremist to keep in Saudi Arabia so they shipped him to the US??

Presidente clown nose will pardon him.  Loves him some Saudis


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2020-05-28 9:26:41 AM  

Xai: This is a clear violation of his 2nd ammendment rights, you can't arrest someone for merely claiming they are going to shoot and kill people, haven't all the open michigan protestors carrying ar15's and saying on camera that they need to kill others proven that by now?


But they were white and Christian, that makes it ok!
 
2020-05-28 9:38:50 AM  
But... But... But...

That's unpossible! The Mainstream Media assured us that Pulse had *nothing* to do with Islamic terrorism, and to suggest otherwise was nothing but pure bigotry and islamophobia! They assured us that it was really about rednecks too easily getting hold of guns!


/yes, sarc.
 
2020-05-28 11:39:25 AM  
Racial profiling.

Case dismissed.
 
2020-05-28 8:25:23 PM  

OBBN: Pinko_Commie: OBBN: drayno76: grumpfuff: I go to Florida at least once a year, I wouldn't trust most of those f*ckers with a dull knife.

What?  The 4 hour lecture class, 30 minute CWP multiple-guess test, and single "safe" shot of a revolver at the gun show doesn't give you confidence that every other Floridian is a decorated Navy SEAL sniper with tactical BVD's carrying a Matrix level arsenal?

/yeah, me either.

So, in your vast experience, every citizen, hell every cop for that matter should have Navy SEAL levels of experience to carry a weapon for self defense? Christ, you live in a fantasy world.

If only there was some middle ground between not entirely trusting everyone because of the minimal requirement of "4 hour lecture class, 30 minute CWP multiple-guess test, and single "safe" shot of a revolver" and wanting everyone to have "Navy SEAL levels of experience"...

But good job on your "appeal to ridicule"...

Hey genius, I didn't bring up Navy SEALS.


No, but they were obviously being hyperbolic for sarcasms sake.

You've been around here long enough to know that's the deal.  Or wait, were you being deliberately obtuse to try and score points... No, that couldn't be it...
 
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