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(CREW)   Trump Hotel prices are spiking, that must mean he's planning a rally   (citizensforethics.org) divider line
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1320 clicks; posted to Politics » on 28 May 2020 at 1:17 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-27 9:18:27 PM  
We have a nationwide bacon shortage, a PPE shortage, a testing shortage, and a toilet paper shortage, but hey, at least America does not have an idiot shortage.
 
2020-05-27 9:26:34 PM  

bdub77: We have a nationwide bacon shortage, a PPE shortage, a testing shortage, and a toilet paper shortage, but hey, at least America does not have an idiot shortage.


Well, it will make a lot of unofficial campaign donations easier.
 
2020-05-27 9:27:12 PM  
The bed bugs raised their rates?
 
2020-05-27 9:30:13 PM  
Is he ever NOT planning a rally?
 
2020-05-27 9:32:46 PM  

Cafe Threads: Is he ever NOT planning a rally?


He needs constant ego stroking, it's part of his whole, you know, pathological narcissism thing. If he can't get constant praise he just fires you and hires another suckup.
 
2020-05-27 10:07:44 PM  
While the event put a strain on the DC government, which still hasn't been paid back for the expenses it incurred

Trump is like some kind of anti-Lannister.
 
2020-05-27 10:17:42 PM  
How many fire ant farms in flimsy packaging can 8 grand buy?
 
2020-05-27 10:34:02 PM  

vudukungfu: How many fire ant farms in flimsy packaging can 8 grand buy?


Not sure, but I would definitely chip in.
 
2020-05-28 12:54:48 AM  
What's the cancellation policy at a Trump hotel? It'd be a shame if all the rooms were reserved, then cancelled at the last minute.
 
2020-05-28 12:56:06 AM  
I wonder how long the country can sublimate its collective rage under these conditions. Half the government can't be trusted to do even small things to help others.
 
2020-05-28 12:57:32 AM  
Demand is down, so it only makes sense that prices go up.

I hate this timeline.
 
2020-05-28 12:59:10 AM  

ChrisDe: What's the cancellation policy at a Trump hotel? It'd be a shame if all the rooms were reserved, then cancelled at the last minute.


I looked it up and it's F*CK YOU CHRIS.  F*CK YOU RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!  HAHA.  OUR MONEY NOW, biatch.
 
2020-05-28 1:27:02 AM  

foo monkey: ChrisDe: What's the cancellation policy at a Trump hotel? It'd be a shame if all the rooms were reserved, then cancelled at the last minute.

I looked it up and it's F*CK YOU CHRIS.  F*CK YOU RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!  HAHA.  OUR MONEY NOW, biatch.


It seems to refer to the first law of some obscure sect of Economists...
 
2020-05-28 1:27:49 AM  

bdub77: Cafe Threads: Is he ever NOT planning a rally?

He needs constant ego stroking, it's part of his whole, you know, pathological narcissism thing. If he can't get constant praise he just fires you and hires another suckup.


One letter off on the final word there, but otherwise spot on.
 
2020-05-28 1:31:13 AM  
Hey...
Minneapolis is on fire.
https://youtu.be/TQRywSyIOUU
 
2020-05-28 1:32:43 AM  
I know it is off topic or whatever but there is major unrest in a large us city during a global pandemic..  like now.
 
2020-05-28 1:45:07 AM  
Or money managers are trying to recoup from losses elsewhere, according to their formulas. I saw something similar happen in downtown Seattle during an earlier economic downturn. Storefronts went empty for years after that, with many of the businesses that made Pioneer Square a vibrant and fun place being pushed out.
 
2020-05-28 1:52:54 AM  
Make American Graves Again
 
2020-05-28 1:53:47 AM  
Remember when "plausible deniability" was a thing?  This admin doesn't even try to hide the corruption.
 
2020-05-28 1:59:49 AM  

bdub77: We have a nationwide bacon shortage, a PPE shortage, a testing shortage, and a toilet paper shortage, but hey, at least America does not have an idiot shortage.


I have an easy solution: make some Soylent Bacon, and wipe your ass with a MAGA hat.
 
2020-05-28 2:00:09 AM  

aleister_greynight: Remember when "plausible deniability" was a thing?  This admin doesn't even try to hide the corruption.


They don't have to.  They put the work in upfront in redefining "plausible deniability".  "Liberal lies" (game), "alternate facts" (set), and "fake news" (match).
 
2020-05-28 2:02:03 AM  
Because of the Hatch Act (god bless it) I can only comment on this during my personal time.

This is farking stupid.

I wish I could have anything other to say about it. It's farking stupid.
 
2020-05-28 2:33:50 AM  

aleister_greynight: Remember when "plausible deniability" was a thing?  This admin doesn't even try to hide the corruption.


They're definitely doing it out loud.
 
2020-05-28 4:23:34 AM  

bdub77: We have a nationwide bacon shortage, a PPE shortage, a testing shortage, and a toilet paper shortage, but hey, at least America does not have an idiot shortage.


I wish we could export them, hell since we started their country the world has been sending them here. It is about time we returned the favor.,😀
 
2020-05-28 4:59:22 AM  
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2020-05-28 5:08:56 AM  

groppet: bdub77: We have a nationwide bacon shortage, a PPE shortage, a testing shortage, and a toilet paper shortage, but hey, at least America does not have an idiot shortage.

I wish we could export them, hell since we started their country the world has been sending them here. It is about time we returned the favor.,😀


Not sure if sarcasm or racism......
 
2020-05-28 5:10:47 AM  

ModernLuddite: groppet: bdub77: We have a nationwide bacon shortage, a PPE shortage, a testing shortage, and a toilet paper shortage, but hey, at least America does not have an idiot shortage.

I wish we could export them, hell since we started their country the world has been sending them here. It is about time we returned the favor.,😀

Not sure if sarcasm or racism......


Sarcasm
 
2020-05-28 6:08:04 AM  

foo monkey: ChrisDe: What's the cancellation policy at a Trump hotel? It'd be a shame if all the rooms were reserved, then cancelled at the last minute.

I looked it up and it's F*CK YOU CHRIS.  F*CK YOU RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!  HAHA.  OUR MONEY NOW, biatch.


Well, while I am opposed to giving Trump any more money, it would be a darn shame if someone with lots of money blocked up every room at the hotel for the weekend, and didn't show up.*

An empty Trump hotel on the 4th. No revenue for the restaurant, bar, room service, etc.

*They probably would release the rooms after 24 hours as "no shows"
 
2020-05-28 6:28:52 AM  

Unobtanium: foo monkey: ChrisDe: What's the cancellation policy at a Trump hotel? It'd be a shame if all the rooms were reserved, then cancelled at the last minute.

I looked it up and it's F*CK YOU CHRIS.  F*CK YOU RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!  HAHA.  OUR MONEY NOW, biatch.

Well, while I am opposed to giving Trump any more money, it would be a darn shame if someone with lots of money blocked up every room at the hotel for the weekend, and didn't show up.*

An empty Trump hotel on the 4th. No revenue for the restaurant, bar, room service, etc.

*They probably would release the rooms after 24 hours as "no shows"


You're over-thinking it man. The correct and full answer regarding Trump refunds is, "f*ck you."
 
2020-05-28 6:52:43 AM  
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2020-05-28 7:16:20 AM  
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2020-05-28 7:48:36 AM  
Capitalism in play. This happens every summer when flights get expensive and hotels ramp up prices because the schools finish. I feel sorry for the teachers who can never get a cheap holiday anywhere.
 
2020-05-28 8:28:58 AM  

King Keepo: Capitalism in play. This happens every summer when flights get expensive and hotels ramp up prices because the schools finish. I feel sorry for the teachers who can never get a cheap holiday anywhere.


My wife is a teacher. Don't ever feel bad for anyone who has eight weeks of uninterrupted vacation.
 
2020-05-28 8:49:40 AM  

DireWombat: Hey...
Minneapolis is on fire.
https://youtu.be/TQRywSyIOUU


Why the fark don't rioters burn down where rich people live?
 
2020-05-28 9:33:00 AM  

Amoment: MASS American Graves Again


ftfy
 
2020-05-28 9:43:36 AM  

dababler: DireWombat: Hey...
Minneapolis is on fire.
https://youtu.be/TQRywSyIOUU

Why the fark don't rioters burn down where rich people live?


Have you seen what it costs to park there? And none of the buses ever go there.
 
2020-05-28 10:17:27 AM  
What the heck!?!?

I'm the first in with-

Grifters gonna grift.
 
2020-05-28 10:23:10 AM  

Cafe Threads: Amoment: MASS American Graves, Again ASSHOLE!!

ftfy


And for you.
 
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