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(Washington Post)   The MyPillow guy is the future of the Republican Party   (washingtonpost.com) divider line
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2020-05-27 5:38:00 PM  
Well he is a crackhead so he's qualified.
 
2020-05-27 5:38:53 PM  
"Boy, do you sell those pillows," Trump said, introducing him to the press at an appearance in late March. "It's unbelievable what you do."

Maybe he can teach you how to sell steaks through the mail. You're going to need a new job soon.
 
2020-05-27 5:40:39 PM  
He is the "present" of the GOP.  A grifter, conman, God-botherer who is about as stupid as the day is long.
 
2020-05-27 5:42:05 PM  
Well, if, God forbid, the United States should ever again go through the horrible and unimaginable loss of an American President, I know MyPillowGuy would be an almost immediate consideration for Vice-Presidential nomination, crossing all party lines, and bringing back a sense of hope, decency, mustache, and good sleep to America.    In these troubled times.
 
2020-05-27 5:43:40 PM  
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2020-05-27 5:51:29 PM  
He pegs my con-o-meter.
 
2020-05-27 5:56:45 PM  
I have no idea how he has a career or what use he has for society, so yes, I agree.
 
2020-05-27 6:06:56 PM  
Shove some shredded newspaper and foam in a bag, SEW IT SHUT, SELL IT AS A PILLOW, FLEECE THE RUBES!!!

/takes hit off the crack pipe
 
2020-05-27 6:19:04 PM  
The MN Gop actually has some relatively decent and smart people waiting in the wings. Of course they have some real loons out there too and who knows what the blended primary/caucus system here will cough up.

Of course they will have to go up against Walz who is immensely popular. The smart ones will probably sit this one out and let the loudmouth idiots run into that wall.
 
2020-05-27 6:38:09 PM  
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2020-05-27 6:52:33 PM  

Tracianne: [Fark user image image 480x494]


Oh, I'm going save that one for later.
 
2020-05-27 7:04:32 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: He pegs my con-o-meter.


Really? He pegs my molest-o-meter.
 
2020-05-27 7:19:47 PM  
Matt Schlapp, who runs the annual Conservative Political Action Conference, at which Lindell has spoken. "You might wonder, 'Did this guy take too much cold medicine?' "

I know someone else we ask that question about.
 
2020-05-27 8:07:43 PM  
Well he sorta looks like Hitler in that pic so he's got a damn good chance.
 
2020-05-27 8:39:04 PM  
Anyone who wears a big crucifix outside his button down shirt while trying to sell something should never be trusted.
 
2020-05-27 9:14:13 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Marcus Aurelius: He pegs my con-o-meter.

Really? He pegs my molest-o-meter.


Yikes.  I hadn't considered that possibility.  Trump does seem to attract that sort.
 
2020-05-27 9:35:52 PM  

arrogantbastich: Tracianne: [Fark user image image 480x494]

Oh, I'm going save that one for later.


Fark is now your personal erotica site?
 
2020-05-27 9:49:42 PM  
Another celebrity. Conservatives eat that shiat up.
 
2020-05-27 10:51:06 PM  
Can anyone cut and paste TFA for all of us poor folk?
 
2020-05-27 11:00:24 PM  
Well, as the republican party swirls around the turdbowl into irrelevance, he can certainly be the future of it, but it will be a sad place where ideologues go to gnash about the libs and watch their numbers dwindle to nothing.
 
2020-05-27 11:01:02 PM  

IgG4: Can anyone cut and paste TFA for all of us poor folk?


WaPo works fine in incognito, unlike the NYT.
 
2020-05-27 11:02:20 PM  
Anyone whose coke dealer stages an intervention has my attention
 
2020-05-27 11:03:12 PM  
Tempur-pedic makes a far superior product, you seller of overpriced junk.
 
2020-05-27 11:03:43 PM  

IgG4: The MN Gop actually has some relatively decent and smart people waiting in the wings. Of course they have some real loons out there too and who knows what the blended primary/caucus system here will cough up.

Of course they will have to go up against Walz who is immensely popular. The smart ones will probably sit this one out and let the loudmouth idiots run into that wall.


No they don't.

Any one with any sense would not be a member of the GOP.
 
2020-05-27 11:05:21 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Marcus Aurelius: He pegs my con-o-meter.

Really? He pegs my molest-o-meter.


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2020-05-27 11:05:59 PM  

PreMortem: Anyone who wears a big crucifix outside his button down shirt while trying to sell something should never be trusted.


You need Jeeeeeesus....

/ like I need a hole drilled in my skull

// you'd think that an all powerful, perfect god could get better representatives here on Earth....
 
2020-05-27 11:08:14 PM  

theflatline: IgG4: The MN Gop actually has some relatively decent and smart people waiting in the wings. Of course they have some real loons out there too and who knows what the blended primary/caucus system here will cough up.

Of course they will have to go up against Walz who is immensely popular. The smart ones will probably sit this one out and let the loudmouth idiots run into that wall.

No they don't.

Any one with any sense would not be a member of the GOP.


Someone who was exceptionally ambitious might.

/ Think about it. They're losing their orange savior. It would be the perfect time to jump in, take control and turn up the WHAT-ABOUT machine to eleventy one.
 
2020-05-27 11:21:12 PM  
he's gonna relapse....hopefully it will be a some White House function before Cheeto leaves office.
 
2020-05-27 11:23:01 PM  
Sure. Why not.
 
2020-05-27 11:23:31 PM  
I ordered one of them roll-up mattresses that unroll a couple of weeks ago. Not from this guy, I don't know if he sells them at all. It's not bad. Not as overall firm as the spring mattress I had before. I blame Obama.
 
2020-05-27 11:27:11 PM  
He's certainly on the cutting edge of advertising with his catchy jingle, flag-waving and saturation ad placement on bargain stations at bargain hours.
 
2020-05-27 11:27:11 PM  

PreMortem: Anyone who wears a big crucifix outside his button down shirt while trying to sell something should never be trusted.


And in the commercial the guy he's selling his garbage to ends up dressed the same way.
Yeah that's some farking farked up shiat.
 
2020-05-27 11:30:52 PM  

schecter: he's gonna relapse....hopefully it will be a some White House function before Cheeto leaves office.


He's trump's dealer.
 
2020-05-27 11:31:31 PM  
By creating industry that provides jobs that could be diverted to foreign companies, he's creating jobs for people who cannot come up with something better. That's like 100 year old Republican. Not every unproductive person can be a social media influencer.
 
2020-05-27 11:32:26 PM  

edmo: Another celebrity. Conservatives eat that shiat up.


It'll become a total Wharholocracy: Government by people who've been famous for 15 minutes. Which, once you deal with the 2 comma club, leaves you with an oligarchy.
 
2020-05-27 11:40:19 PM  
 
2020-05-27 11:40:34 PM  
My Pillow PREMIUM Dub
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2020-05-27 11:43:15 PM  
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2020-05-27 11:51:05 PM  

wildcardjack: By creating industry that provides jobs that could be diverted to foreign companies, he's creating jobs for people who cannot come up with something better. That's like 100 year old Republican. Not every unproductive person can be a social media influencer.


He comes from a wealthy family who funded his multiple endeavors that were failures until he became successful.  He lost money in the bar business, which is like losing money in casinos.

He lost a million dollar lawsuit because he false advertised that the pillows cured ailments when they did not.  He had to take down they were the official pillow of the National Sleep Institute because he did not come forth and say he paid for their endorsement.

He said the farking pillow cured MS and Muscular Dystrophy. And symptoms of  fibromyalgia, restless leg syndrome, sleep apnea, cerebral palsy, acid reflux.

He "forgot" to pay 500k in Sales Tax in NYC.
 
2020-05-27 11:55:56 PM  

IgG4: The MN Gop actually has some relatively decent and smart people waiting in the wings. Of course they have some real loons out there too and who knows what the blended primary/caucus system here will cough up.

Of course they will have to go up against Walz who is immensely popular. The smart ones will probably sit this one out and let the loudmouth idiots run into that wall.


They need to sit out until the memory of Michele Bachman and Jason Lewis on the national stage fade from recent memory. And hope that KTCI stops showing the legislative sessions. Watching the politicians in action has just confirmed my suspicions about the locals.
I agree that Walz should walk over anyone they run against him.
As for Mike Lindell, I wouldn't trust him farther than I could throw him.
 
2020-05-27 11:57:26 PM  
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2020-05-27 11:58:41 PM  

PreMortem: Anyone who wears a big crucifix outside his button down shirt while trying to sell something should never be trusted.


Why, nobody outwardly religious could be running a scam, right? For Pete's sake religion and scams are like oil and water.
 
2020-05-27 11:59:05 PM  
There was some farker around here that said he used to hold court at the Minnesota state fair around the fresh baked cookie stand and would cause a crowd to form around there making getting those warm, delicious cookies a hassle to get. I would dump his head in a funnel cake fryer if he kept me from fresh baked cookies at the end of a long day at the fair.
 
2020-05-28 12:04:59 AM  
Minnesotan. Smiling and nice while they prepare to stab you. Fun folk them.

/ Not all but a lot.
 
2020-05-28 12:05:53 AM  
I was thinking about buying one some years back but didn't because they get a lot of bad reviews.
Apparently his "patented fill" is just shredded memory foam and the pillows are lumpy.
 
2020-05-28 12:08:49 AM  
castaways who have no reservations about fluffing the president's ego for a seat at the table

I don't believe I've ever heard this phrase without the sexual connotation.  Does the author not know what it means, or do I?
 
2020-05-28 12:18:03 AM  

Tracianne: [Fark user image 480x494]


good christ
 
2020-05-28 12:21:06 AM  
He was such a crackhead, Minneapolis drug dealers had a meeting and all agreed to cut him off. Minnesota nice. He invented the My Pillow by tearing up pillow foam up into tiny shreds and stuffing it back into the case. Such a crackhead move. I bet the Motel 6 was pissed! And I bet he accidentally smoked a lot of those pillow pieces.
 
2020-05-28 12:23:13 AM  

cookiefleck: There was some farker around here that said he used to hold court at the Minnesota state fair around the fresh baked cookie stand and would cause a crowd to form around there making getting those warm, delicious cookies a hassle to get. I would dump his head in a funnel cake fryer if he kept me from fresh baked cookies at the end of a long day at the fair.


Why you gotta ruin my funnel cake, bro?
 
2020-05-28 12:23:37 AM  
All of his pillows are white.

Coincidence? Or Conspiracy!

Seriously hope the BLM protests start outside the pillow factory but then the rural Minnesota cops in Edina ain't too casual to them 'urban' folk *wink*.

/ Fark anywhere outside Minneapolis and St. Paul in that miserable state.
 
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