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(10 News)   Man arrested for breaking into bank to heat up his Hot Pocket gives a FARK worthy quote "Hell yeah it was worth it"   ( divider line
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2020-05-27 5:30:19 PM  
Hot Pockets are a shadow of what they once were
2020-05-27 8:49:02 PM  
That's probably the first time that a Wells Fargo branch has actually benefited a community in a tangible way. .
2020-05-27 10:51:41 PM  
Couldn't find a 7-11?
2020-05-27 11:27:23 PM  
Perhaps he was there launder money...
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2020-05-28 12:05:41 AM  
Were they the lean pocket Philly cheesesteak ones? Because I'd drop all charges for those right about now
2020-05-28 12:05:42 AM  
If breaking into a bank to heat up your hot pockets is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
2020-05-28 12:07:06 AM  
♩ hot pocket ♫
2020-05-28 12:16:33 AM  
I kinda miss those 25 cent frozen burritos. Bang one or two of those farkers into the microwave after a day of high school, throw a slice of cheese over them, and kick back and enjoy Duck Tales and The Real Ghostbusters. Then when everyone gets home crawl up to the bedroom to do homework and listen to shiatty Chicago radio.
2020-05-28 12:24:55 AM  
Hot Pockets should hire this guy as their next spokesman
2020-05-28 12:25:36 AM  
"Hot Pocket sandwiches"

2020-05-28 12:34:13 AM  
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2020-05-28 1:31:05 AM  

Bermuda59: Hot Pockets should hire this guy as their next spokesman

His dedication to the brand is indisputable.
2020-05-28 2:06:50 AM  
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2020-05-28 2:17:55 AM  
Federal prison is an excellent retirement plan

State Prison not so much
2020-05-28 2:22:29 AM  
Battleship Burrito Scene -- Full
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2020-05-28 2:58:02 AM  
What, no 7-Eleven nearby?
2020-05-28 4:00:27 AM  
After so many years of buying, heating & eating realized they were chewy & NOT WORTH (it) a toss in some "Hypertension," obesity or diabetes in my older life......Na definitely NOT WORTH it Man!!!! (or woman)
2020-05-28 6:20:52 AM  
Totally worth it - Eric Cartman @CASA BONITA
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2020-05-28 7:05:07 AM  

AstroJesus: ♩ hot pocket ♫

♩ jail pocket ♫
2020-05-28 7:12:33 AM  
Jim Gaffigan approves.
2020-05-28 7:15:01 AM  
i got scared i dropped my hot pocket
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