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3870 clicks; posted to Politics » on 27 May 2020 at 5:30 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-27 2:43:27 PM  
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2020-05-27 2:44:14 PM  
Oh goodie I get to post this twice today
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/is he gonna stroke out anytime soon?
 
2020-05-27 2:50:37 PM  
From Pocahontas to Warrentless, glad to see Donnie evolving his smears.
 
2020-05-27 2:51:21 PM  
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2020-05-27 2:52:18 PM  
This farker had a special phone line at Mar-a-Lago so he could listen in on guest phone calls.

He would jump at the chance to spy on every single person he wanted to, and I'm sure he certainly does so. Who is going to stop him, Barr?
 
2020-05-27 2:54:47 PM  
WARRANTLESS SURVEILLANCE OF AMERICANS IS WRONG!

If only some kind of chief executive was in charge of such surveillance and could curtail the practice...
 
2020-05-27 2:55:12 PM  
Remember, every accusation is an admission. So I wonder just what Trump and his minions are up to.
 
2020-05-27 2:56:49 PM  
So, who's he surveilling without a warrant?

Because you know whenever he tweets out random stuff like that, it means he's doing it.
 
2020-05-27 3:01:22 PM  
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2020-05-27 3:05:19 PM  
Baseless accusations and slander of perceived rivals however is still kosher.
 
2020-05-27 3:06:59 PM  
I STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP! WHO'S WITH ME?

I AM IN NO WAY A BOT!
 
2020-05-27 3:07:06 PM  

Jake Havechek: [Fark user image 425x344]


I'm here to tell you, 1955 TV dinners sucked. I was there.
 
2020-05-27 3:07:25 PM  
I want to fast forward to watching Dump leave office. At minimum, spiteful and brief. It's not going to be pretty.
 
2020-05-27 3:12:06 PM  
Narrator: "They had a warrant."
 
2020-05-27 3:17:17 PM  
WARRANTLESS = there was a warrant, or thanks to policy probably installed by Republicans, one wasn't necessary.
SURVEILLANCE = "This guy keeps saying out loud that he's going to cheat. We should look into that."
AMERICANS = Trump. The only entity who matters in Trump's brain.
WRONG = Probably justified.
 
2020-05-27 3:17:35 PM  
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2020-05-27 3:32:41 PM  
He is completely melting down.
 
2020-05-27 3:41:07 PM  
Every accusation is a confession.

Trump* is consistent in that.
 
2020-05-27 5:33:02 PM  
Hope that one was written from the toilet chair.
 
2020-05-27 5:33:30 PM  

Jake Havechek: [Fark user image image 425x344]


Why does the "brown gravy" look like blood?
 
2020-05-27 5:33:31 PM  
Like a hot mic on an Entertainment Tonight bus?
 
2020-05-27 5:33:34 PM  
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/I am disappoint
 
2020-05-27 5:34:20 PM  
 
2020-05-27 5:34:45 PM  
If every action is the opposite:  He's pissed because he has his ghoul Barr setting wire taps on every democrat in DC, and Obama, and they still can't find anything to pin on any of them.
 
2020-05-27 5:34:52 PM  
Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act

F as in Foreign.

They were spying on Kislyak and found Flynn and the rest of your clownshoes crew were all lurching after Russian dangles.

you farking traitor piece of shiat
 
2020-05-27 5:35:03 PM  
Maybe he should look into that thing happening with the FBI being able to review our net history without warrants. The GOP is expressly about that shiat. I think trump is off message.
 
2020-05-27 5:35:10 PM  

Jack Sabbath: This farker had a special phone line at Mar-a-Lago so he could listen in on guest phone calls.

He would jump at the chance to spy on every single person he wanted to, and I'm sure he certainly does so. Who is going to stop him, Barr?


Also a server in the basement of one of his towers that *only* connected with a server in Russia.

These assholes are so dimwitted and inept that it's almost insulting.

And yet, he was elected*.  And here we are, 100,000 dead and not even done getting started.

Good times.
 
2020-05-27 5:36:05 PM  
 
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2020-05-27 5:36:06 PM  
I agree with him, some times the random sentence generator that runs his tiny little tweet hands accidentally says something correct.
 
2020-05-27 5:36:36 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP! WHO'S WITH ME?

I AM IN NO WAY A BOT!


No visible flag. No PhD.
Not legit
 
2020-05-27 5:36:49 PM  

Jake Havechek: [Fark user image 425x239]


What is happening? And can I get the front end of a lobster as a pizza topping?
 
2020-05-27 5:37:33 PM  

patrick767: Jake Havechek: [Fark user image 425x239]

What is happening? And can I get the front end of a lobster as a pizza topping?


That's a mudbug
 
2020-05-27 5:37:36 PM  
Then uh, maybe stop doing it.
 
2020-05-27 5:37:56 PM  
Are you certain you want us breaking out the Warrants, Donnie?

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2020-05-27 5:38:03 PM  
He's in a full blown panic and has been for weeks, those internal polls must be brutal.
 
2020-05-27 5:40:06 PM  
From that Newsweek article:

The Trump administration has created a new and expansive national security watchlist that, for the first time since 9/11, includes Americans who have no connection to terrorism. The new watchlist, authorized through a classified Attorney General order and launched in 2017, is expected to grow to well over one million names. It also allows the government to track and monitor Americans without a warrant, even when there is no evidence they're breaking the law.
And while two separate laws require the government to announce new systems of data collection of Americans, there has been no acknowledgement of the expanded watchlist.
The criteria to be placed on the new watchlist demands that an individual be associated with "transnational" criminal organizations, including front organizations that are actually foreign government entities. Transnational criminal organizations include not just drug cartels, crime syndicates and gangs, but also political groups such as nationalist parties and information activists. Individuals can be watchlisted when they are suspected of corruption, money laundering, computer hacking, stock market manipulation, health care fraud, even wildlife trafficking.


fark this guy.
 
2020-05-27 5:40:26 PM  

shastacola: He's in a full blown panic and has been for weeks, those internal polls must be brutal.


Surely two dozen unhinged tweets per day will bring the moderates over to his side and boost his numbers.
 
2020-05-27 5:40:46 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP! WHO'S WITH ME?

I AM IN NO WAY A BOT!


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2020-05-27 5:40:58 PM  
Ok, I see the tweet, but what the hell is he on about?  I can't keep up with the stupidity.

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I love that movie... with the boots to match.
 
2020-05-27 5:42:37 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Are you certain you want us breaking out the Warrants, Donnie?

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Yes, please.
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2020-05-27 5:42:45 PM  

Skleenar: https://www.newsweek.com/trumps-secre​t​-new-watchlist-lets-his-administration​-track-americans-without-needing-warra​nt-1504772


Right. If he wants a change he can do something about it. He could also work with congress to revoke the patriot act.
 
2020-05-27 5:42:59 PM  

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realDonaldTrump: WARRANTLESS SURVEILLANCE OF AMERICANS IS WRONG!


Every accusation is a confession.
I wonder who he's spying on.
 
2020-05-27 5:44:02 PM  
Can we just hit the fast-forward button and make it November now?  Jesus.
 
2020-05-27 5:44:08 PM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: Jake Havechek: [Fark user image 425x344]

I'm here to tell you, 1955 TV dinners sucked. I was there.


I wasn't eating them till 1962 or so, but they didn't get better.  I remember when the family was gathered around the TV, for the late afternoon movie.  It was some post war world 3 thing, and we were all eating fried chicken TV dinners.  The survivors in the movie are walking outside, seeing all kinds of skeletons, with varying amounts of flesh still on them.  One by one, everyone looked at their chicken, and lost their appetite.
 
2020-05-27 5:44:42 PM  
Shouldn't have signed it in to law back in 2018 then, dumbass.

https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/12​6​5739066097582081?s=20

Dear @realDonaldTrump: I told you so. I told you so. I told you so.

You signed into law in 2018 the FISA law you are complaining about today. https://t.co/yGxzaUSwt3
- Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) May 27, 2020
 
2020-05-27 5:44:51 PM  
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2020-05-27 5:45:15 PM  
When I look back at the last 4 years, my first reaction is "I am totally backing this dude in November! MAGA! Morgagorb-Arrgha-Gooble-Aq&ix#​c@y!"
 
2020-05-27 5:45:18 PM  
He's right, you know.
 
2020-05-27 5:45:49 PM  
Fark the Goldwater Rule. Trump is insane. How is a psych evaluation NOT mandatory for candidacy?
 
2020-05-27 5:45:57 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: WARRANTLESS SURVEILLANCE OF AMERICANS IS WRONG!


As much as I actually don't disagree with Mango Mussolini here, he doesn't actually appear to be taking much action himself in addressing this issue with the executive agencies under his control, nor urging his party and the Senate to amend the law and oversight of FISA courts and undo the Patriot Act.

Until I see otherwise, I'm assuming his Twitter blathering is just engaging in butthurt conspiracy mongering.
 
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