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2020-05-27 2:16:47 PM  
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2020-05-27 2:24:04 PM  
Kellyanne: If you can stand in line for a cupcake, you can stand in line to vote


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2020-05-27 2:26:12 PM  
She does know you can order cupcakes by mail, right?

/ no, she doesn't
 
2020-05-27 2:26:47 PM  
We're gonna find out she voted by mail too, aren't we
 
2020-05-27 2:53:53 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: We're gonna find out she voted by mail too, aren't we


Yep.
 
2020-05-27 3:13:39 PM  
Not her call.
 
2020-05-27 3:55:57 PM  
Look at that face! You suppose there's a giant roll of skin under the hair on the back of her head?
 
2020-05-27 3:56:19 PM  
Silly sycophant, cupcakes are liberal.
Donuts are what your base relates to.
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2020-05-27 5:37:10 PM  
You know this administration said nothing when Georgia mailed Absentee ballots to every Active voter in the state.  Active means you voted in the last 8 years, if you haven't you have to request an application online.  Hell the republican party used to mail out absentee apps until a law was passed saying parties couldn't do that.
 
2020-05-27 6:11:04 PM  
Yet Trump couldn't manage it.
 
2020-05-27 6:12:21 PM  
'Let them eat cupcakes'

A bold play by Kellyanne.  Something tells me she'll lose this by a head.
 
2020-05-27 6:12:22 PM  
Well maybe they should be!
 
2020-05-27 6:12:48 PM  
Kellyanne: If you can stand in line for a cupcake, you can stand in line to vote

Do people stand in line for hours to get cupcakes?   Are there armed "citizens" standing outside the cupcake shop making sure everyone is eligible to buy the cupcakes?
 
2020-05-27 6:12:51 PM  
I got a letter about my Trump-bux with his stupid farking name on it.
I got the 2020 census, and two stupid pamphlets letting me know I was getting
it.

But mailing me a ballot?

UNPOSSIBLE!
 
2020-05-27 6:13:14 PM  
Because when I was in the Army and stationed overseas I stood in line for cupcakes ALL the friggin time.
 
2020-05-27 6:13:19 PM  
Define stand in line for a cupcake.  I mean I'll stand in line at the grocery store or other places but I'm not standing around all day for a farking cupcake.  More than 5 minutes and I'm out of there.
 
2020-05-27 6:13:23 PM  
KellyAntoinette got tired of being KellyAnne of Green Goebbels?
 
2020-05-27 6:14:26 PM  
The federal government has no say in how states run their elections, unless there's rampant discrimination and I have doubts about that due to inaction over disenfranchisement.
 
2020-05-27 6:14:31 PM  

ImpendingCynic: She does know you can order cupcakes by mail, right?

/ no, she doesn't


Fraudulent cupcakes full of frauds maybe.
 
2020-05-27 6:14:32 PM  
I don't even think I can vote in person in my state.

/might be able to, but why would I even bother when I can vote by mail?!
 
2020-05-27 6:15:30 PM  
So I assume she's in favor of having as many polling places as there are places to buy cupcakes?
 
2020-05-27 6:16:24 PM  

sprgrss: Define stand in line for a cupcake.  I mean I'll stand in line at the grocery store or other places but I'm not standing around all day for a farking cupcake.  More than 5 minutes and I'm out of there.


But did you have to show your ID to buy those groceries. My understanding is that is a requirement. That alone might take up more than your 5 minutes.
 
2020-05-27 6:16:25 PM  

Trainspotr: So I assume she's in favor of having as many polling places as there are places to buy cupcakes?


I'm sure she is also in favor of people going to other polling places like one would do if a cupcake place is overrun and backed up.
 
2020-05-27 6:16:25 PM  

ImpendingCynic: She does know you can order cupcakes by mail, right?

/ no, she doesn't


Confirmed

I'm not affiliated
 
2020-05-27 6:16:42 PM  
Well I cannot stand in line for a cupcake, does that mean I cannot vote?  Does she have the authority to take my voting rights away?
 
2020-05-27 6:17:12 PM  

sdd2000: sprgrss: Define stand in line for a cupcake.  I mean I'll stand in line at the grocery store or other places but I'm not standing around all day for a farking cupcake.  More than 5 minutes and I'm out of there.

But did you have to show your ID to buy those groceries. My understanding is that is a requirement. That alone might take up more than your 5 minutes.


I haven't been carded in years.
 
2020-05-27 6:17:39 PM  
I was just watching a news piece about how Florida Republicans have spent millions of dollars over the last decade pushing vote by mail and now they're having to walk it back.  It made me smile.
 
2020-05-27 6:17:40 PM  

ImpendingCynic: She does know you can order cupcakes by mail, right?

/ no, she doesn't


If you can stand in line for your Starbucks/ Dutch Bros/ Wenchills/ Dunkin/ Bosa/ Bikini  then you can stand in line to vote.
 
2020-05-27 6:17:42 PM  
A cupcake?  WTF are you talking about you goddamned idiot?!  Literally everyone in this administration is dumber than a bag of hammers.  I also find it hilarious that they will tell people to pull up their bootstraps to vote in person in the face of a pandemic, but won't even tell people to do the bare minimum with regard to wearing masks and social distancing.  They'll pay lip service, but when it comes down to it, they will not call out the millions of people who refuse to create an environment when in-person polling might be possible.  So, sorry, assholes, but voting by mail needs to be the way of things for the foreseeable future, because you've decided to fark every chicken during this pandemic and have left us with no choice if we want safe voting.  It's the bed you've made, now lay in it.
 
2020-05-27 6:17:54 PM  

PluckYew: ImpendingCynic: She does know you can order cupcakes by mail, right?

/ no, she doesn't

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Jesus Christ, $10 a cupcake?  fark that.
 
2020-05-27 6:18:01 PM  
So... because a few people will stand in line for an hour or more for a cup cake, no one* should be allowed to vote by mail, or cast an absentee ballot? Great logic there.

*people associated with the current administration are exempted, because they're "allowed" because....
 
2020-05-27 6:18:04 PM  

PluckYew: ImpendingCynic: She does know you can order cupcakes by mail, right?

/ no, she doesn't

Confirmed

I'm not affiliated


However, the guy who created this service was a fraternity brother
 
2020-05-27 6:18:24 PM  
How many cupcake stores are open only a couple days per year, Kellyanne?
 
2020-05-27 6:18:41 PM  
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2020-05-27 6:19:07 PM  
Dumbest motherfarker leading a government anywhere says something farking so stupid the entire worlds collective reaction is WTF is he talking about. And all the toadies come running making shiat up to try and justify and or invent an explanation of what he said.

It is truly farking revolting.
 
2020-05-27 6:20:30 PM  

desertratt: ImpendingCynic: She does know you can order cupcakes by mail, right?

/ no, she doesn't

If you can stand in line for your Starbucks/ Dutch Bros/ Wenchills/ Dunkin/ Bosa/ Bikini  then you can stand in line to vote.


Neither coffee nor donuts are Constitutional rights either, so subby's point still stands.
 
2020-05-27 6:20:45 PM  
No Kellyanne Conway,
Civilized folk use Cupcake ATMs to get cupcakes.
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Or they order Betty Crocker's Mug Treats on Amazon.
 
2020-05-27 6:20:58 PM  
If I had an assigned cupcake store that was only open on one Tuesday in November, I wouldn't eat cupcakes.
 
2020-05-27 6:21:14 PM  

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: Because when I was in the Army and stationed overseas I stood in line for cupcakes ALL the friggin time.



The United States military has only been voting by mail for 120 years, clearly not a large enough sample size to determine it's viability Cupcake!
 
2020-05-27 6:21:18 PM  

Speaker2Animals: Look at that face! You suppose there's a giant roll of skin under the hair on the back of her head?


One more facelift and she'll have a goatee.
 
2020-05-27 6:21:49 PM  
Get a load of this -- I can also buy cupcakes online.  And those are just f*cking cupcakes, not constitutionally protected rights.
 
2020-05-27 6:22:12 PM  

nyseattitude: ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: Because when I was in the Army and stationed overseas I stood in line for cupcakes ALL the friggin time.


The United States military has only been voting by mail for 120 years, clearly not a large enough sample size to determine it's viability Cupcake!


Yeah, but that's special, cuz reasons and such.
 
2020-05-27 6:22:23 PM  

sprgrss: sdd2000: sprgrss: Define stand in line for a cupcake.  I mean I'll stand in line at the grocery store or other places but I'm not standing around all day for a farking cupcake.  More than 5 minutes and I'm out of there.

But did you have to show your ID to buy those groceries. My understanding is that is a requirement. That alone might take up more than your 5 minutes.

I haven't been carded in years.


You got carded for not booze or beer but for groceries. Man, you must shop in an interesting state.
 
2020-05-27 6:22:51 PM  
My state doesn't charge you $28 to be eligible to buy a cupcake.

/Voted in every WI election except one (ID expired) in the last 30 years.
// 99% positive I haven't eaten a single cupcake, or cake for that matter, in that same period of time.
// Three.
 
2020-05-27 6:22:52 PM  

sprgrss: PluckYew: ImpendingCynic: She does know you can order cupcakes by mail, right?

/ no, she doesn't

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Jesus Christ, $10 a cupcake?  fark that.


PLUS shipping.  Cheapest shipping is $5 but only on every OTHER Thursday.  Your order comes via ground service, 2 weeks after it was baked.
 
2020-05-27 6:23:54 PM  
Give Conway credit; her mind's first draft of that statement was "If the human capital stock can stand in a breadline, they can stand in line to vote."
 
2020-05-27 6:24:09 PM  

sdd2000: sprgrss: sdd2000: sprgrss: Define stand in line for a cupcake.  I mean I'll stand in line at the grocery store or other places but I'm not standing around all day for a farking cupcake.  More than 5 minutes and I'm out of there.

But did you have to show your ID to buy those groceries. My understanding is that is a requirement. That alone might take up more than your 5 minutes.

I haven't been carded in years.

You got carded for not booze or beer but for groceries. Man, you must shop in an interesting state.


Booze is part of my grocery shopping.
 
2020-05-27 6:25:11 PM  
The cupcake is a lie.  Fake pastries!
 
2020-05-27 6:26:14 PM  

sprgrss: PluckYew: ImpendingCynic: She does know you can order cupcakes by mail, right?

/ no, she doesn't

Confirmed

I'm not affiliated

Jesus Christ, $10 a cupcake?  fark that.


was just gonna post the same, holy moly.  PLUS SHIPPING
 
2020-05-27 6:26:16 PM  

sprgrss: Define stand in line for a cupcake.  I mean I'll stand in line at the grocery store or other places but I'm not standing around all day for a farking cupcake.  More than 5 minutes and I'm out of there.


And even then it better be a damn good cupcake
 
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