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(NJ.com)   Guests have a not so great adventure trying to make online reservations for Six Flags safari   (nj.com) divider line
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2020-05-27 10:19:56 PM  
At DC's Six Flags park we don't have a drive thru safari, we have a drive thru COVID-19 testing.

https://www.fox5dc.com/news/free-covi​d​-19-testing-site-to-open-at-six-flags-​america-in-prince-georges-county
 
2020-05-27 10:55:20 PM  
Deal breaker; It's New Jersey
 
2020-05-27 11:47:17 PM  

nyseattitude: Deal breaker; It's New Jersey


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Nope, can't be New Jersey.

Great Adventure is in NJ. Headline says 6 Flags.

/dnrtfa
 
2020-05-28 12:02:58 AM  
It's complicated. I went to the Church of Six Flags as a yourh, and we'd be done around noon. I guess if you over weighted the rides vesuse deaths, there might be interesting answers
 
2020-05-28 12:46:43 AM  

mcmnky: Great Adventure is in NJ. Headline says 6 Flags.


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It's been officially called "Six Flags Great Adventure" since the mid-90s, but has been owned by Six Flags since the 70s.
 
2020-05-28 12:53:40 AM  

Joe_diGriz: mcmnky: Great Adventure is in NJ. Headline says 6 Flags.

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It's been officially called "Six Flags Great Adventure" since the mid-90s, but has been owned by Six Flags since the 70s.


Not serious, but anyone from Jersey is calling it Great Adventure, not Six Flags.
 
2020-05-28 12:59:40 AM  

mcmnky: Not serious, but anyone from Jersey is calling it Great Adventure, not Six Flags.


True, can't argue with that. I think I've called it "Six Flags" all of 2 times in my life.
 
2020-05-28 5:08:49 AM  
You couldn't pay me to go to an amusement park, sporting event, or concert right now.
 
2020-05-28 6:19:29 AM  

Harry Wagstaff: You couldn't pay me to go to an amusement park, sporting event, or concert right now.


JC. You realize this is a drive through safari, right? You never get out of the car.
 
2020-05-28 6:28:13 AM  

bfh0417: Harry Wagstaff: You couldn't pay me to go to an amusement park, sporting event, or concert right now.

JC. You realize this is a drive through safari, right? You never get out of the car.


Never been. I figured it was both.
 
2020-05-28 10:10:53 AM  

wildcardjack: It's complicated. I went to the Church of Six Flags as a yourh, and we'd be done around noon. I guess if you over weighted the rides vesuse deaths, there might be interesting answers


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