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2020-05-27 1:40:16 PM  
82 votes:
And the return fire...

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2020-05-27 1:44:57 PM  
38 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


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2020-05-27 1:05:00 PM  
38 votes:
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2020-05-27 1:32:25 PM  
31 votes:

syrynxx: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

I'm still trying to figure out Benghazi.


Yeah, they should have investigated that.
 
2020-05-27 1:47:27 PM  
30 votes:
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2020-05-27 1:48:15 PM  
27 votes:
Best response on this shiatshow that I've seen yet:
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2020-05-27 1:04:43 PM  
24 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


Well, it's not quite Alabama and it's not quite Bill Gates, but oh man!

/In summary: I have no idea.
 
2020-05-27 1:42:45 PM  
22 votes:
PICKLES TWITTER IS DOING THE THING AGAIN HOW DO I SMALL LETTERS! PICKLES!
 
2020-05-27 1:56:31 PM  
19 votes:
Is Obamagate maybe that Barron sees how shiatty of a president his dad is?

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2020-05-27 1:46:41 PM  
19 votes:
Sigh.
He's gone Full President Potato again, hasn't he?
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2020-05-27 1:56:09 PM  
17 votes:
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2020-05-27 1:45:16 PM  
17 votes:
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2020-05-27 1:47:52 PM  
16 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


Desi Lydic Foxsplains Obamagate | The Daily Show
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/also, the Rand Corporation and the reverse vampires
//we're through the looking glass here, people.
 
2020-05-27 1:58:24 PM  
14 votes:
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2020-05-27 1:50:26 PM  
14 votes:
Does Trump even sleep any more?  He's been on a 24 hour tweet storm. I think between the insomnia, adderall, hydrochoroquine, insulin, and bleach he might be starting to become a little unhinged.
 
2020-05-27 1:44:00 PM  
14 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


Obamagate is that guy doing 1 mph below the speed limit in the left lane. Obamagate is a pube on the back of your tongue when you're trying to please your partner in bed. Obamagate is that feeling you get when you need to take a dump, but nothing comes out. Obamagate is when you go out in public, and you know everyone who sees you is laughing at you, because you're an imposter and everyone knows it, and they all hate you, and PLEASE DADDY! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!!!
 
2020-05-27 2:16:54 PM  
12 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


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2020-05-27 2:14:12 PM  
12 votes:
Maybe Obamagate was the friends we made along the way?

Maybe Obamagate was inside of us the whole time, we just had to believe in ourselves!
 
2020-05-27 2:05:57 PM  
12 votes:
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2020-05-27 1:49:45 PM  
12 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


Let me guess. You only watch mainstream media? No wonder you don't know what obamagate is Obama committed crimes. Everyone knows this. Many, many people are talking about it. Some people are saying it's the biggest crime ever committed.
 
2020-05-27 2:09:40 PM  
11 votes:

Number 216: Is Obamagate maybe that Barron sees how shiatty of a president his dad is?

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2020-05-27 1:51:11 PM  
11 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


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2020-05-27 3:08:33 PM  
10 votes:
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2020-05-27 2:31:25 PM  
10 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


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2020-05-27 1:45:09 PM  
10 votes:

TommyDeuce: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

It's something very big and very bad.  Think of the worst thing you would associate with Obama. It's that times 2.


Oh my god. Obama wore a white suit?
 
2020-05-27 1:40:54 PM  
10 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


It's something very big and very bad.  Think of the worst thing you would associate with Obama. It's that times 2.
 
2020-05-27 1:55:19 PM  
9 votes:

Ed Grubermann: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

Rhymes with "Tigger".


Bigger?  Ahhh, it all makes sense now.
 
2020-05-27 1:51:46 PM  
9 votes:
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2020-05-27 2:32:00 PM  
8 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


Obamagate is all of the crime Obama committed. Which crime is that, you ask? The crime of Obamagate.
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2020-05-27 1:47:50 PM  
8 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


Obamagate is the crimes that Obama committed.
What crimes? you may ask.
Why the crime of Obamagate, of course!

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2020-05-27 2:32:57 PM  
7 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


OK, but pay attention, because this is complicated, and I'm only going to explain this once.
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You can't see it from this picture (The Deep State made sure of that!), but in the back there is a small fenced area with a gate. When you enter the gate, there is an underground tunnel, built by Bill Gates. This tunnel has a high speed transport system (Elon Musk stole it for his hyperloop thingie). This goes everywhere that's anywhere. It's how Hillary Clinton was able to sneak up on Seth Rich when he thought she was a thousand miles away. It was also used by Hillary to get her troops in place for Benghazi. Of course, they had to be silenced after the mission so they wouldn't expose the real scandal. Luckily, the tunnels also lead to the place that makes this:
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Some other notable stops on this voyage: Comet Ping Pong, the Abortionplex, and the Deep State headquarters.

But there's a major flaw in this whole setup: The Obama access point. That gate is the weak link in the whole thing, and if a patriot like Donald Trump can only do one thing in his life that mean anything, exposing the existence of the gate is the best thing he could possibly do.

Many people have laughed when The Greatest Patriot Ever does this:
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The problem is, they don't actually know what's going on. Sure, it's easy to write the man off as clueless , and point and laugh, but the real truth is that the flag was used as a dead drop for The Donald, so that he could get all of the information on this, without the Deep State intercepting it. He has already charged into a pitched battle against the Deep State soldiers, slaughtering 37 of them before they turned tail and ran. Sure, he had about 50 Army Rangers with him, along with the Secret Service, but they were so scared by the Deep State, that they fled before a shot was fired, leaving Our Hero to mop up the mess. He's well on his way to defeating the Deep State, and taking down Obama (3rd in command after George Soros and Hillary Clinton), but it would be the most important victory in the whole war.


So I hope that clears up ObamaGate for you...
 
2020-05-27 1:48:13 PM  
7 votes:

Katolu: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

It's a concept. Much too difficult for simple liberals to wrap their small brains around.


A concept?  Like Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars?
 
2020-05-27 1:55:24 PM  
6 votes:

TommyDeuce: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

It's something very big and very bad.  Think of the worst thing you would associate with Obama.


It's like 4 times 10 of that and that's terrible.
 
2020-05-27 1:50:04 PM  
6 votes:
At this point I miss QAnon
 
2020-05-27 1:29:14 PM  
6 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


I'm still trying to figure out Benghazi.
 
2020-05-27 2:47:56 PM  
5 votes:

Mikey1969: He's well on his way to defeating the Deep State, and taking down Obama (3rd in command after George Soros and Hillary Clinton), but it would be the most important victory in the whole war.
So I hope that clears up ObamaGate for you...


Wow!!!! Mikey, as the resident sage of information about everything, can you also explain how this ties in to Obama Gate????

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So many questions.....do they put potatoes on their pizza? When is pizza fake? Is it news???
 
2020-05-27 1:48:20 PM  
5 votes:
Remember when a guy spelling potato wrong was the thing to be outraged about?

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2020-05-27 1:45:12 PM  
5 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


It's a concept. Much too difficult for simple liberals to wrap their small brains around.
 
2020-05-27 1:40:39 PM  
5 votes:
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That just reminds me, why do they never play this 30 for 30 any more?
 
2020-05-27 12:49:39 PM  
5 votes:
What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?
 
2020-05-27 2:40:47 PM  
4 votes:
Obamagate's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

What are electrolytes?

It's the stuff they use to make Obamagate.

Yes, but how do you know Obamagate's got what plants crave?

Because Obamagate's got electrolytes.

* headdesk
 
2020-05-27 2:15:43 PM  
4 votes:

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Sure we've had first potatoe, but what about second potatoe?
 
2020-05-27 2:14:44 PM  
4 votes:

usahole: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

Does anybody really care?


Does anybody really know what time it is?
 
2020-05-27 1:53:18 PM  
4 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


Rhymes with "Tigger".
 
2020-05-27 1:43:56 PM  
4 votes:
He can't even count to potato because he's a daft nit.
 
2020-05-27 4:13:33 PM  
3 votes:

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2020-05-27 1:59:51 PM  
3 votes:

stevenboof: Ed Grubermann: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

Rhymes with "Tigger".

Bigger?  Ahhh, it all makes sense now.


Rigger. They are all riggers.
 
2020-05-27 1:58:27 PM  
3 votes:
Well, what else do you expect from MR M?


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2020-05-27 1:54:09 PM  
3 votes:

Richard Hertz: TommyDeuce: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

It's something very big and very bad.  Think of the worst thing you would associate with Obama. It's that times 2.

Oh my god. Obama wore a white suit?


Worse.

Tan.

And don't get me started on the mustard or lack of flag pins.
 
2020-05-27 1:45:55 PM  
3 votes:
It would be a real shame if he got so stressed that he had a stroke. Damn shame.
 
2020-05-27 1:42:15 PM  
3 votes:

On-Farkin-On: And the return fire...

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Randy Rainbow has been the best salve for this STD of a presidency.
 
2020-05-27 4:44:39 PM  
2 votes:
Vague pronouncements to drum up interest? Simpsons already did it.
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2020-05-27 4:21:47 PM  
2 votes:
Interestingly enough, Obamagate is what you use to get into the Obama's garden where they are indeed growing small potatoes.
 
2020-05-27 3:22:20 PM  
2 votes:

propasaurus: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

I'm willing to bet Trump couldn't accurately explain what Watergate was.


Isn't it a dam? A tremendous dam that holds back water, but you can open it at any time to let water out?
 
2020-05-27 2:56:04 PM  
2 votes:

covfefe: BeansNfranks: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

No. Reporters have asked him directly. He simply answered 'you know. you know what he did'.

It's Klan propaganda. Obama is in violation of the law of nature. Guess which one.


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2020-05-27 2:15:58 PM  
2 votes:
Gee I wonder why Trump would try to minimize Watergate?  Hmm.
 
2020-05-27 2:14:08 PM  
2 votes:

eKonk: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

Obamagate is that guy doing 1 mph below the speed limit in the left lane. Obamagate is a pube on the back of your tongue when you're trying to please your partner in bed. Obamagate is that feeling you get when you need to take a dump, but nothing comes out. Obamagate is when you go out in public, and you know everyone who sees you is laughing at you, because you're an imposter and everyone knows it, and they all hate you, and PLEASE DADDY! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!!!


ObamaGate is the condom that breaks when you are deep on lovers lane and far away from a convenience store.
 
2020-05-27 2:09:44 PM  
2 votes:
Ha! Fact check THIS, Twitter! Neener-neener.
 
2020-05-27 1:55:16 PM  
2 votes:
Obamagate is the illegal spying on Trump as a presidential candidate.

It didn't happen but that's what it is.
 
2020-05-27 1:50:29 PM  
2 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


Crimes Trump committed.
 
2020-05-27 6:04:39 PM  
1 vote:
I told him he'd know all about potatoes because he's a wannabe dick-tater.
 
2020-05-27 4:24:44 PM  
1 vote:

Giant Clown Shoe: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

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Crimes committed by Obama according to me:

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Crimes committed by Obama according to Misanthropicsob:(deporting people)

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.​c​om/cnn/2019/07/13/politics/obama-trump​-deportations-illegal-immigration/inde​x.html
 
2020-05-27 3:39:43 PM  
1 vote:

CthulhuCalling: usahole: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

Does anybody really care?

Does anybody really know what time it is?


Goddamnit! Now that song is stuck in my head!
 
2020-05-27 3:39:22 PM  
1 vote:
 
2020-05-27 2:33:51 PM  
1 vote:

TommyDeuce: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

It's something very big and very bad.  Think of the worst thing you would associate with Obama. It's that times 2.


He wore TWO tan suits at the same time?!?!?!  Oh, the huge manatee!!!
 
2020-05-27 2:17:43 PM  
1 vote:

stuhayes2010: Trump has tweeted 13 times today.   That is farking ridiculous by any standard.


Only 13?  Heck, he must have slept in
 
2020-05-27 2:15:11 PM  
1 vote:
Trump has tweeted 13 times today.   That is farking ridiculous by any standard.
 
2020-05-27 2:11:40 PM  
1 vote:
Dijon mustard.
 
2020-05-27 2:07:47 PM  
1 vote:

Sid Vicious' Corpse: Does Trump even sleep any more?  He's been on a 24 hour tweet storm. I think between the insomnia, adderall, hydrochoroquine, insulin, and bleach he might be starting to become a little unhinged.


Nah, according to Trumptwitterarchive, he last posted yesterday at 11 pm, and started again today at 6 am. So he got 6 hours of not tweeting time in. I would presume that 20 minutes of that was sleep...
 
2020-05-27 1:57:06 PM  
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2020-05-27 1:21:30 PM  
1 vote:
Has anyone thought to remind Donnie, that IF there was an "ObamaGate", that would mean that Obama declined to press charges upon Donnie's campaign? That in fact, the malfeasance in his own campaign was passed over, and that in order to right that mistake, his entire campaign staff, both current and those he fired would have to be properly charged, and that would lead to plea deals that would include testimony that was incriminating to himself, his family, and the closest of his advisors and supporters?
 
2020-05-27 12:54:53 PM  
1 vote:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


I'm willing to bet Trump couldn't accurately explain what Watergate was.
 
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